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Joined 06-22-08, id: 1612237, Profile Updated: 03-07-15

My name was once KiraraTwoTail, then Akizuki Yakuko Hoshiu, and now it's Ileah. Pronounced ee-lay-uh.

Avatar: http://crysa.deviantart.com/art/Create-A-Character-Female-V-134120923#

Preferred Pronoun: she/her

Likes: Loopholes, technically not lying, Misery's "Can You?" game.

Favorite quotes: Nothing is ever wrong until you realize it as being wrong. -StupidFox
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. -Steve Martin
If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying hard enough. -Unknown

Current FF Obsession: between obsessions atm.

Favorite Characters: Gadflies.

Hated Characters: Mary Sues and most OCs.

Challenges: Please link me to any of these if you find or write them:
Lord of the Rings Peggy Sue: the Fellowship goes back in time.
Malcolm in the Middle / Holes crossover w/o slash (FFS have you seen those fandoms?)
Courtney Crumrin... anything IC. There are like three fics at all.
Star Trek '09 / Thor: Thor was Kirk's dad, so Loki's his uncle. Hijinks ensue.
Supernatural / Maximum Ride: Itex was trying to create supernatural creatures instead of just summoning them.
Calvin and Hobbes: Hobbes is a Tulpa.

I'm a quitter.

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An Apple A Day by Delongbi reviews
What happens when you put a psychic trainer, a criminal mastermind, a psychotic killer, and an Apple all in one story? An original trainer OC / OT story. Expect plotiness, randomness, awesomeness, and drama...ness?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 295,182 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Eevee/Eievui, Mew
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,391 - Reviews: 3769 - Favs: 5,075 - Follows: 5,554 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29781 - Favs: 16,040 - Follows: 14,336 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5214 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 4,205 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Plagued by Fear The Pika reviews
Why is Red standing on Mt. Silver all day every day, oblivious to the freezing cold? What goes through his head? And why isn't he happily united with Yellow? Concept of Red eternally on Mt. Silver from the game, everything else is taken from the manga. Rated T for some dark stuff. Completed
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 5,059 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
To Minnie by Mein Liebling reviews
"Yo Teach! Ayyyy, don't give me that look, Minnie, I know ya missed me. So, Minnie. My gurl. My main woman. How's life been?" / Sirius decided to use the opportunity of summer vacation to piss off McGonagall without fear of detention. She'd still figure out some way of punishing him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 5,507 - Follows: 6,208 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5476 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 8,755 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14387 - Favs: 9,595 - Follows: 9,267 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
The Golden Ratio by beamirang reviews
Spock had never really appreciated the depth of Jim's obsession with the Kobayashi Maru until his fever riddled captain set about beating the unbeatable all over again, consequences be damned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Only Fools by museaway reviews
In which Spock attends the Vulcan Science Academy, Jim passes the Kobayashi Maru, and Pike lives. A love story. (Kirk/Spock, first time, mostly-canon-AU, happy ending!)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
The Diaries of Crookshanks the Cat by TeenMuggle reviews
I, Crookshanks, am a cat. Proud and fluffy. This is the story of how I got myself a new pet, and how I protected her from an evil imposter. Fluff mainly. Just a bit of a silly little story to occupy me until I get inspiration for my Ancient Relics sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Crookshanks - Complete
Up All Night To Get Lucky by ArtificialAorta reviews
Darcy and Clint decide to bar hop and act as each others' wingman. At the end of the night, Darcy goes home with someone she didn't expect. Set before Love Is An Embarrassing Thing.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Weeping Tulpa by Quatre Winner reviews
A tulpa is an idea brought to life by belief. Sam and Dean come across another tulpa, this one ripped from a popular TV show. Set during Supernatural season 9.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Weeping Angels, Sam W. - Complete
Lima Syndrome by CreativeReading reviews
Loki kidnaps Darcy in an attempt to regain the scepter. Darcy does her best to invoke sympathy in her captor.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Chinese Finger Trap by aqua-dragon28 reviews
Sick of Ruby and Sapphire's arguing, Blue finds a way to bind them in a way that will hopefully, shut them up. Shippings: Frantic,Special,Oldrival,and Mangaquest.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,859 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
How Much Is That In Beaver Pelts? by Aviatorman reviews
The Avengers recruit the Wolverine. Tumblr liked it, so I figure you might too.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Red Tide by Delu reviews
Your Pokémon don't faint, they die. You must attempt to catch the first Pokémon you see on a new Route, and only that Pokémon. Ready for a challenge? Press Start. Rated T for poké-death and mild language. Based in Pokemon RSE games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,216 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Blaziken/Bursyamo, Gardevoir/Sirknight
The Thin Line Between Love and Hate by aqua-dragon28 reviews
Blue,an average girl from Sevii is sent to boarding school where she meets new friends, new enemies, and a jerk named Green.They'll hate each other's guts, but can love blossom out of that hate?Shippings:Oldrival,mangaquest,frantic,special,one-sided lucky
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,691 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Blue/Green (unspecified), Green/Blue (unspecified)
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 237,830 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Bishops of Opposite Colors by beamirang reviews
The crew watch as Jim and Spock play their first chess match. Spock might be leading the game, but Jim has his eyes on winning the war.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Hiccups Are No Laughing Matter by GirHugs reviews
See, when you have something like the arc reactor lodged in your chest and your diaphragm suddenly tries to push your lungs into space that doesn't exist, hiccups abruptly jump out of the 'annoyingly amusing' category and right into the 'really painful' one. (aka- That time Tony gets the hiccups and freaks everyone out)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
The Days After by Lenaellsi reviews
Jim is bored in Sickbay. Jim tries to break out of Sickbay. Jim pisses a lot of people off while trying to break out of Sickbay, and learns a few things about the people that care for him. Visits from a couple of Spocks facilitate the process. One-Shot, post STID. Spoilers ahead.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/11/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Iron Enterprise by Trey Miller reviews
Tony Stark: genius, philanthropist, Iron Man. Missing, presumed dead during first Chitauri battle, 2012. Tony Stark: genius, philanthropist, Iron Man. Alive, 2252.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 309 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Taking Sides by vardaquareien reviews
Darcy & Jane haggle over superheroes.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Darcy L. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews
What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 328,711 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
God X Satan by wyrdwolf77 reviews
I ship it.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Living in the Moment by FirebirdXoX reviews
Second chances often come in the form of rebirth. Some consider it a blessing, others a curse, but I personally think its just an excuse for the legendaries to screw with you. Either way, I'm going to live in the moment. Rated M for a lot of cussing.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 201,214 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009
That Song by dreamflower02 reviews
Another Lothlórien story about Pippin, Legolas and music, this one a bit tongue-in-cheek. Pippin teaches Legolas a traditional song of the Shire. Legolas teaches Pippin some Sindarin…(Written for 20 rings in 2006). One-shot Quest fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Charming When He Needs to Be by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Homework by RavenDove84 reviews
A series of connected stories exploring the relationships between Bobby, Remy, Rogue, and Logan. Once upon a time, this was a one shot. Do you see what reviews can accomplish?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,600 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Rogue, Gambit
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Yoda
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Oh Holy Muggle Night by kci47 reviews
Someone loses their pants, someone tries beer for the first time, and more than one person falls victim to well-placed mistletoe. More hilarity ensues when Hermione hosts the first Muggle Night party. Fluffy humor fic written for Dark'n'Devilish for the HPFC Christmas Fic Exchange. EWE, AUish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
End of the World, Luna style by j45to7 reviews
The story of how Professor McGonagall became convinced that there was a deity somewhere that hated her, and why, on the contrary, Headmaster Dumbledore really likes cute little Luna Lovegood. Time travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Luna L., Minerva M. - Complete
Genesis by beamirang reviews
A Captain is all things to all people. Jim is running on fumes, and it takes more than good luck and nerves of steel to be the leader the crew of the Enterprise need.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,616 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
The White Nin by Sail.on.Harper reviews
SEQUEL TO ASHES OF A WARRIOR - read AOAW first. 10 months have passed and Maia is in the Akatsuki Mercenary group with a new team. Kakashi is AWOL from Konoha. KakaxOC. Much violence/smut later on. M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,564 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakashi H.
West of the Moon by Angel Baby1 reviews
They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5338 - Favs: 5,457 - Follows: 6,212 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Putting the Cat Out by LadyNightRunner reviews
In which Loki is placed in Avenger's Tower, Thor is in the wrong place at the wrong time, Clint fails to locate the cat at bedtime, and Tony gets stuck playing babysitter. Giftfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 5,785 - Follows: 7,849 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Swallow on the breeze by acciospace reviews
Dean is looking after crazy!Cas, when he is surprised as someone he thought was lost reappears. Cute angstiness ensures.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Epic Bro Story of Kirk and Sulu by Tsinoitulover reviews
"In another universe, Jim Kirk first speaks with Hikaru Sulu when they're seconds away from space diving thousands of kilometers into scorching Vulcan atmosphere in a near-suicide mission to take out an alien drill of the future or die trying. Sulu stabs a bitch.  Kirk jumps off the drill.   Naturally, it only follows that Kirk and Sulu become punk-ass bros of the best kind."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2012 - J. Kirk, H. Sulu - Complete
Bored and Intoxicated by JustSaraNoH reviews
Agent Phil Coulson finds something in Clint Barton's file that shows him why it's a bad idea to let Hawkeye be bored and intoxicated on a mission.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Reefer Madness by ArtificialAorta reviews
There's peer pressure in the Avenger's game room. Clint is surprised he's even surprised anymore and Darcy has obviously been spending too much time with Loki. Clint/ Darcy with Darcy & Loki friendship
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Home decor is Serious Business by Tsinoitulover reviews
Jim has met the kitchen table of his dreams. Now he just has to win it over from an overzealous housewife. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Element of Surprise by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Miscellaneous Tale of Night and Day by Starran reviews
And so it happened. Four girls trapped in a stupid talent school in the middle of nowhere, but really, it wasn't THAT bad. Then things got weird. Special/OldRival/MangaQuest/Frantic/AU Dashes of Agency/Commoner/SoulSilver
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 206,511 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011
Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Finding Home by Seito reviews
Tony thought only Coulson would get himself reincarnated as a yellow overall wearing... pill thing as revenge for all the times Tony pissed him off. Or in which Tony adopts an army of Minions. R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Adult Education by Reigen Doki reviews
Academy AU. They wanted Jim to grow up and take on real responsibility, too bad no one in the school was prepared for it. When Jim starts teaching a class, he throws the entire Academy into chaos. Can Spock help Jim with his problems and help the school? Will Jim even give this stranger the time of day? See how Jim matures or if he crashes and burns and how the school handles it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
My Silver Dog by blueiceland reviews
Due to Kagome's power, the Lord of the Western Land involuntarily returned into his younger past form who simply followed his instinct to protect her.How could Kagome cope with an overprotective HUGE silver dog following her everywhere? SessKag ch15isUP!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,189 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two Shot. In some ways, losing Zuko is worse than losing Lu Ten.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Eight Reasons Why Tony by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Eight reasons why Tony Stark is forbidden from making drunk calls. Victims: Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Fury, Pepper and Rhodey. The only text is the drunk message so don't expect much, just lulz.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Some Nights by brett please reviews
Darcy tries to cheer up the god of mischief. When videos of cats fail, she resorts to liquor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Loki - Complete
Meaningless Conversation by certifiably reviews
Steve discovers something about his teammate he was not sure he ever wanted to know. Now that he does, he's got to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 8: Tony learns the dangers of trying to tease the Trickster King. Loki trolls and Natasha helps.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
i wonder how the world sees us by donutsandcoffee reviews
This is how everyone else will see it: Clint and Tony don't so much happen as other people don't happen. Or, Clint and Tony, as friends, as best friends, as warriors, as lovers- and, most importantly, as themselves, even in the eyes of others . / Clint x Tony / Outsiders' POV
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Out On The Town by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 9: Contains: Tony Stark snark, nicknames, seedy nightclubs, vapid women and Loki handling the ladies like a baus.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fangirl by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I want you in my bed, just not the way you think by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Some Things Aren't Funny by Isilarma reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Follow Forever by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"...We can reblog each other's stuff to boost the notes count, start a shipping war, troll Cap's tag..." Science bros become Tumblr bros. Bruce/Tony friend!ship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
We All Have Our Strengths by MS-Manuscript reviews
Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 5,524 - Follows: 3,967 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14700 - Favs: 7,710 - Follows: 6,865 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
A Brief History on Wizarding Kind by TheDullYellowEye reviews
Because, when it came down to it, Lord Voldemort actually wasn't the worst thing out there. It was a mercy killing and a bitter pill to swallow; to see what the human race could do to itself. Meeting Harry prequel. See DullYellowEye on AO3 for more info.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Echo by Windsong reviews
Red/Green. Green loses his voice and Red uses this to his advantage.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cross My Heart by TopazSunshine reviews
Sometimes there could be a second chance, cause maybe time wasn't ready for the first one. Latest –RedYellow
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Tempest by agryu reviews
/AC/ The cold of winter bites into all, and sometimes, an Assassin need only be a man.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Tamir Incident by Kavery12 reviews
Two maverick captains. One impossible mission. The beginning of an epic partnership.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Very early, even by ChestnutBrumby reviews
Movieverse V for Vendetta. Yes, another V Lives fic. A few early flashbacks to V and Evey's early life together before everything blew up... what happened afterwards, and a hint at what the future might hold. Complete!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,957 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 361 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Song of Stone by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Everyone knows Prince Zuko isn't a firebender, but nobody said anything about the other elements.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Meeting Harry by TheDullYellowEye reviews
Jim's horny, Spock's irritated, Nyota's on edge, Scotty fancies another sandwich, Leonard's amused and Harry's loving every minute of it. Pastry-induced madness. Implied JKS HPLM NUMS that's slash, people!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Question 7 and a Half by Starran reviews
"Your name is Black Hyann." No it's not. "1. Say your name out loud." What? "2. Draw a duck." No. "3. You're too sexy for your shirt." I QUIT. /MangaQuest/Special/OldRival/Frantic/Agency/AU
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
Don't Ever Play With Fire by Melethril reviews
Sequel to "Trusting the Enemy"; Zuko was right when he said that the Old Slaughterers weren't fit for being allies with Aang. Nobody could have foreseen what was about to happen, though.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Zuko, Hakoda
Command Gold by Reigen Doki reviews
Poor Jim, he just can't keep his shirt on. Spock just hadn't realized how often the captain lost his shirts until now. Just friendly stuff people Rated for 'suggestive' situations and language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/2/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Dispatches From the Eastern Front by Sekhem reviews
The stories behind the rules. Chapter Thirteen: What Goes Up... Rated T, for a little bit of language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010
A Matter of Trust by Somariel reviews
After their escape from the Boiling Rock, Hakoda must decide if he can trust Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Zuko, Hakoda - Complete
Danger, Danger! by Jamie Hook reviews
Rogue and Remy happened to be at the right place at the right time to fall in flirtation at first sight. And Rogue happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time every time Gambit's secret stalker decides things would be better without her in the way.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,542 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Gambit, Rogue
Courage by file- DS reviews
When Red is leaving for a far away region, can Yellow say what needs to be said? What will happen to them, and more importantly, how will it change Yellow?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Yellow, Red - Complete
In Between and After by moonlitjune reviews
"In between" events from the movie, and an imagining of after. Told from both V and Evey 's perspective. V/Evey. V lives. Rated for later chapters. Movieverse. After over a year, it's finally COMPLETE!
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Bad Romance by Laora reviews
Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Watermelon Waterfall by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Kisses by The Elder Swear reviews
If angels weren't confusing enough, Dean gets stuck with the super charged one, who happens to have crazy emotions, personal space issues and now this weird 'angelic guesture' too! Well, maybe it's not all bad... Destiel, some angst, mostly fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Hillsborough Flashfic Appreciation Society by wugglyump reviews
A series of older drabbles/flashfics, mostly focusing on Courtney and Aloysius Crumrin, with a few Night Things thrown in for good measure. Variable ratings.
Courtney Crumrin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Courtney C., Aloysius C.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MIT: Magic Incorporating Technology by KamalaC reviews
After the final battle, Harry's magical core was almost exhausted. He decided to leave the magical world behind and instead go to college in America. He chose MIT, where he meets a Redneck with an affinity for technology. HAsh *Completed with epilogue*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Ash - Complete
tomorrow is just your future yesterday by Koyuki reviews
Green and Red may not have had the benefit of growing up together as childhood friends, but what's meant to be will always find a way. Game-verse AU. Green/Red
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
An Ace Brewer by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Severus knows that Potter will get it wrong, just like everyone else did. Even Lily. Or: why Severus Snape prefers to be alone. Deathly Hallows, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 11,439 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love The One You're With by 1lostone reviews
Spock has a not altogether *logical* reaction to Kirk always getting hurt on away missions...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
Break by clover bookcat reviews
Even the adolescent saviors of the world have to sit back and take a breather every once in a while. A look at what everyday life can be like for the Pokedex Holders.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Red, Yellow
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bellchime Trail by xxkoffeexx reviews
Mondays and Tuesdays were her favorite days of the week. WhitneyxMorty. Resistanceship.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Whitney/Akane, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
Mockery by Fear The Pika reviews
It's so illogical, isn't it? Happy belated birthday, Indigo Hare
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Nurse Joy, Zapdos - Complete
The Most Dangerous Game by chi-chi-chimera reviews
Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Feathers and Shadows by Goldbryn Callow Lyte reviews
It starts with Dean just glimpsing Castiel's wings, and soon he's seeing them all the time. Is this going to change the way things are between the two?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 422 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Not to Do at Xavier's by Amelia Glitter reviews
The following rules apply to all students, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Two And A Half Drunks by Red Witch reviews
Another disaster in Current Events class leads to another headache for everyone's favorite Canadian Mutant. Especially when he's compared to a certain actor. Warning: Pop Culture references ahead! Mutants, mutants, mutants, mutants, manly mutants...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Wolverine/Logan, Beast/Hank M. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Crystal Clear Valentine by file- DS reviews
If there is one day Crystal hates, it's Valentine's day. Why? Well in these circumstance, wouldn't anyone? Ironic title
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Crystal - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 10,010 - Follows: 11,505 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Not So Itsy Bitsy Spider by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
When Ron finds a spider is his shower stall, Harry is the one to come to his rescue. How will Ron thank him? Harry/Ron Ron/Harry HP/RW RW/HP Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Nothing More by Only Some Stardust reviews
"..." he said.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Red, Mewtwo
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 440 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Winchester Legacy by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Two hundred years ago the Winchesters stopped the apocalypse. Now, instead of getting into fights and running amok, eighteen year old Jim Kirk goes to live with his Auntie Sam and learns the family business. Four years later, an angel shows up.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Castiel, J. Kirk
My Life, My Hell by Maereland reviews
Kurt Wagner's teaching assistant, Evelyn, piqued his interest as soon as he saw her. It was also made clear that she had lived through an impacting ordeal, causing her personality to become cold and distant. Like many challenges in Nightcrawler's life, however, he learns to treat such a thing as a challenge rather than a roadblock. Will he win her over or is it for naught?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,889 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Queen's High by PrettyGothGirl reviews
Romy: Logan sends Rogue to recruit a certain Cajun, resulting in goose chases, fights, poker, basketball games and petty theft. in which Rogue sets to prove that one Mississippi Queen is always high. Epilogue: Rogue and Remy are missing. 25 of 25
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,429 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
The Ember Island Portraits by angrymermaids reviews
Katara offers Zuko friendship by repeatedly doing something that annoys him. Oneshot, platonic friendship.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Clouds by dsdag reviews
Yellow tries to get Red to focus on something other than Pokemon by looking at the clouds. / ONESHOT. Fluff. Specialshipping. Red/Yellow
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8494 - Favs: 10,155 - Follows: 7,641 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
At the End of Adventure by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. There was one thing only – and only one thing – that Alice planned to bring back with her to Underland.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Alice K., Aunt Imogene - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 4,158 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Of Questions, Dishes, and Pathetic Life Forms by Yesac reviews
Obi-Wan has never been very good at babysitting Qui-Gon's "pathetic life forms". Anakin is no exception. Incessant questioning, chaos, and a little big of snuggling ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Blessing Curse by MittknightDr reviews
Inuyasha and Hellsing crossover. What would happen if Kagome became a vampire. Pairings: SessKag, MiroSan, InuKik
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,647 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kagome H.
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Breathing by mattmetzger reviews
Fourth in the Progression Series. Jim only realises quite how important Spock's friendship has become when the Romulan sense of irony threatens to take it away. Severe angst warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Boredom in the Face of Klingons by mattmetzger reviews
Second in the Progression Series. Jim thinks you simply have no choice but to respect a man who can look bored in the middle of Klingon torture.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Monster by KiannaLeighMV500 reviews
Set after Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare's "The Horror Of My Love For You". Rated M for insanity and blood as a turn on. CHAPTER 2 IS NOW UP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Even the Flu by xxkoffeexx reviews
In which Whitney realizes there are some things MooMoo milk cannot cure. Slight resistanceshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Whitney/Akane, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
Hidan vs Edward Cullen by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kirk's Completely Logical Executive Decision by fireonfire reviews
Another redshirt dies in a ridiculous way. Captain Kirk makes an executive decision.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sombre Dimanche by Pyroluminescence reviews
The room was warm, but the world was cold. : game!RedxGreen, yaoi, heavy angst, character death, language. Reviews appreciated.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Red - Complete
Corrupted by Piro-chan reviews
"Your saved data has been corrupted. Return to the main menu and select 'new game'." A Missingno. fanfiction Set in the Pokemon Special manga verse. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified)
Ends and Beginnings by Leon L. Lawliet reviews
A story set after Red and Gold leave for Mt. Silver. Where the told story ends, the untold story begins.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Red, Blue/Green (unspecified) - Complete
That Day by Jamie Hook reviews
Accounts vary on what actually happened on That Day, but a few things were agreed upon- it involved a diamond the size of a small fist,a motorcycle named Selene,several murderers,a revenge plot,a roll of duct tape,a red dress,and a kitten named Bill. Romy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,322 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Rogue, Gambit
Hollow by JennMel reviews
Obi-Wan has always had a secret. And Qui-Gon could not, must not, ever know. If he did, then they would never even make it to Tatooine, let alone deal with the rest to come. One perfect possible future, that's all Obi-Wan needed to achieve...that's all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Unseen, Unheard, Unfelt by Silver Leafx reviews
A Cubone who loses it when she has sugar, a Growlithe that has to mark its territory everywhere, the laziest Magicarp ever to swim, a gender-defying Dodrio, and a Bulbasaur who is more like a Totodile than anything. No wonder Sophie thinks she's insane.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009
Monsoon's and a Yellow Butterfly by Kyyrin-Sage reviews
It's Red's birthday, and Red has invited Yellow over. What happens when a monsoon decides to spring up on our favorite couple? Fluff, RedxYellow, Specialshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Xanadu by Alara reviews
ROMY. Rogue is captured by Trask & is experimented on extensively. Remy's a prisoner too; they escape. Xmen think she's dead, she thinks they abandoned her. Craziness ensues. Not HC, it really has a plot! Not as angsty as Ch 1 might lead you to believe.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,926 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Stormwing by SableUndedicated reviews
It is said that humans dream of monsters...
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Ashes of a Warrior by Sail.on.Harper reviews
A rogue ninja is conned into coming back to Konoha to reconnect with old acquaintances, in particular Kakashi Hatake. How will he react to this ghost from the past? Takes part just before Chunin Exams. M for language, violence, sex in later chaps.Kaka&OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,080 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Open Wounds by Bookwrm389 reviews
After being assaulted by one of her customers, Winry looks for an outlet by calling Ed in East City. But how much comfort can he possibly offer when there is so much distance between them?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/6/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Impulsive Ageing by ibuberu reviews
She felt like it was the second time she was falling in love. — RedYellow.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Puppy Love by demonselene reviews
Being turned into a puppy is bad enought but traveling with his brother as Kagome's pet will bring a new prospective to Sesshomaru's now hectic life.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,994 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Beside the Window by xxkoffeexx reviews
When it is summer and two people are sitting through a long lecture. MortyxWhitney. Resistanceshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Whitney/Akane, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 7,398 - Follows: 7,163 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7996 - Favs: 14,727 - Follows: 6,350 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Turning over a new Leaf by lil' white Raven reviews
When Skye is murdered in the backstreets of NewBarkTown, her dreams of being a trainer are crushed. So when Celebi and Mew offer her a new life she grabs it, only she didn't expect to be reborn as a Chikorita or be caught by a thief. Uses reborn mechanics from Srgemen's A Little Night Music. Full Summary Inside. No OC/Cannon shipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival, Chikorita
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In The Eyes of the Beholder by fiercejinx reviews
Because there is a difference between good friends and best friends and this is what it is: Good friends will accept you when they find out you're a werewolf. Best friends will become animagi to keep you company. Canon, surprise ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 254 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Blaze by cappucinokitten22 reviews
With a dead mother and an alcoholic sex offender for a father, Kiara Blaze's life was a nightmare before she burned down her house and found she was a mutant and fell in love with a certain blue-furred teleporter.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 77,815 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 245 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Some Days It's Not Even Worth It by Suppi-chan reviews
Jim still sort of likes away missions, even so.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Denial Ain't Just a River by frozenlaughter reviews
Jim Kirk may not be an MD, but he *is* a genius. So he can tell when a cold isn't just a cold, right? No reason to bring a tricorder into this, none at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,148 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
With My Tail In the Air by Suppi-chan reviews
The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Soldier by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
In which Mulan fights, grows, and bruises far too easily: all a part of her journey to manhood. Sort of. Set during the training period of the 'Be a Man' musical number.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,827 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Life at Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters by Unknownhacker1 reviews
A series of One-shot glimpses about what it's like to live at the institute when the X-men are not out saving the world.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 284 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Revenge: a dish best served cold by Anon and anon reviews
Or, Hermione connects with her inner Slytherin and Ron discovers the price of his temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Night Conversations by She Who Loves Pineapples reviews
Shortly after the Mask of Ice is defeated, Silver finds himself in a sleepover at Gold's house. Everyone is more philosophical at midnight. T for one suggestive joke... it should almost be K.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Pryce/Yanagi, Green/Blue (female) - Complete
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
Save a Horse, Ride a Mustang? by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza gets a last laugh during a luncheon with uppity wives. Oneshot Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Your Warmth by xxkoffeexx reviews
She assumes he is cold because he always wears a scarf. Resistanceshipping. WhitneyxMorty.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Whitney/Akane, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 8,842 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
HJ Potter by Shivakashi reviews
One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kingsley S., Harry P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Divine Intervention by Jamie Hook reviews
Gambit's life gets a little complicated when Tante Mattie decides that the only way for one Remy LeBeau to make up for past sins is to become an X-man. Romy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,889 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Playing With Fire by pokemaniac1234 reviews
A bipolar dog, a sugarholic cat, a yoghurt advert girl, a bitchy seal, and an emo kitten called Electric Death. Oh, and then there's me, a dog-lion thing who's been reborn twice and is in love with an emotionally unstable dragon. Join the insanity.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 53,360 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009
Relativity by Rahmi reviews
Sokka sticks his foot in his mouth, Toph's curious, and Zuko's long suffering. Poor kid.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
The Darkholme Legacy by LadyV77 reviews
New chapter: Magneto and Mystique discuss their daughter, Marie and Logan attempt to be domestic. Rating for language and violence. RogueLogan pairing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,571 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 152 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Traditional by A Kiss For A Kill reviews
Desmond comes to a bit of a startling conclusion that reminds him of those long gone ancestors... Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, and Desmond/Shaun. Oneshot. WARNING: SLASH!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
In Invisible Ink by manhattan martini reviews
Trying to chat up someone through notes is hard work. Ruby discovers this too late. — RubySapphire
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10203 - Favs: 12,429 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwart's Unspoken Rules by Manic In Peace reviews
I thought these rules would be obvious, but i was completely wrong.-Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Tinsel by Morning by Armagnac reviews
On Christmas Eve, Wammy drops L, 15, at Wammy House and goes back out into a storm. Newcomer Near has yet to speak, Mello is up to mischief, and a Christmas surprise may be in the offing. Rated T for language. Fluff-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/19/2009 - L, A - Complete
Nature is as Nature Does by Himitsu no Kokoro reviews
Nature is rarely kind, as one trainer finds out. A Rattata's encounter with a trainer changes both their worlds. Rated for violence. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Dangerous Spin by Koneko-neechan reviews
Red discovers his real feelings for Yellow, but what happens when its too late... Why is it to late, you ask? Because of one, very dangerous, spin.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Yellow, Red - Complete
Bill Weasley, Man on a Mission by Anon and anon reviews
Sequel to "Viktor Krum." Bill was pretty sure Krum had gotten off fairly easy - after all, he'd only had to face the Saviour of the Wizarding World. Bill's pretty sure he's in for something much, much worse. Implied, offscreen SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bill W. - Complete
The Shirtless Test by Christy Tortland reviews
The choice between Edward and Jacob really came down to one thing. Movieverse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Cures Are Hard To Come By by Jamie Hook reviews
After taking the cure, Rogue is positively ecstatic to be able to touch. After being guilted into the world of the X-men, Remy is very grumpy about a lot of things.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Rogue, Gambit
Between the Lines by moogsthewriter reviews
Of all the things they thought he was, an artist had never been one of them. AKA, Five people who discover Kirk's hidden talent, and one who's known all along.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/21/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Yes, Master by Little Green Voice reviews
It wasn't only the words. It was the way they were said. And, if he was completely honest, it was also a little the words. Not so much about the 'yes' though, as it was about the "Master". Obi-Wan/Anakin slash oneshot Now revised with some smut!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Lucky Star by Leon L. Lawliet reviews
Nothing to do with the series of the same name...anyway, first fic. Gold finds his lucky star...a lot closer to earth than you might think.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
In the not too distant future by Jamie Hook reviews
."Cherie," He said turning to her. "You are in a world of trouble." And he had never been more right. And it wasn't just the merc with a mouth, the MRD, or the warrent with her name on it that tipped her off. Romynessness
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,134 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Rogue/Anna M., Gambit/Remy L.
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
More Than A Rogue by DarkSeptember reviews
Sometimes we get the balance wrong. Life is not about knowing the answers, life is what happens while you're looking for them. And the bad decisions? The screw-ups? They're what keep it interesting. - Post X3 Wolverine/Rogue fic - Rogue's POV
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,000 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
It's called relaxation, ever heard of it? by Stellata reviews
Hermione is tired, stressed, and abandoned by her two "best friends". Fred decides to find a way to cheer her up... even if he has to take a few snowballs to get her relaxed. Hermione/Fred one shot, set 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Wilderness Experience by ridesandruns reviews
Scott's enthusiastic about camping. No one else is.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Cyclops, Angel - Complete
Demon's Heart by Rainy-girl reviews
Sequel to Kagome's Change. Love is in the air once again but is Kagome falling for someone besides InuYasha. And why does it have to be him? Read the exciting sequel to the epic story Kagome's change.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Viktor Krum, The Bulgarian Who Survived by Anon and anon reviews
Facing dragons or a world quidditch match? Viktor Krum is your man. Facing your possibly-girlfriend's adopted brother, however, is an entirely different thing - especially when that brother happens to be The-Man-Who-grew-Up-To-Squish-Dark-Lords.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Name Brand by P.L.S reviews
AU At age 11 he is given a choice, and this time it might not follow the plans that were made ten years ago by the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Psychic by MuffledSnickers reviews
AU: Romy: Rogue wakes up with an interesting new ability that gives her more insight into her fellow X-Men. A look into a X-Man's day when the adults leave, incl petty schemes, romances, rivalries, all sorts of fun. A humor fic meant purely for the laughs
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Grinning by Stephfunky reviews
Grins and smiles are not the same thing - Shikamaru explains. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
We're Broke, Now What? by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the Xavier Institute ever ran out of cash?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Life in the Neutral Zone by EchoBravoTango reviews
An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Three Acolytes Gruff by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes supplement the contents of a classic children's story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
A Stranger's Kindness by bohemian-rhapsodi reviews
Hermione Granger always knew that her life was on hold for Harry's cause, but a gesture of kindness from a mysterious stranger will soon begin to change her mind. AU, HGSS, In response to a 'Daddy Long-Legs' WIKTT challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Masked Barber by ViciousVigilante reviews
There was a barber and his mask... and his knives... and his prisoner... and I am a total failure at summaries, so it is better to read what is inside. Rated T for violence.
Crossover - V for Vendetta & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
in the walls by irnan reviews
So I hear the Enterprise has giant alien rats," Sulu said one morning at breakfast. Chekov choked on his bacon, eyes wide and alarmed. Jim clapped him on the back, laughing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 279 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 6,472 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Different Kinds by Alone Dreaming reviews
Bones is unconscious, Jim is seasick, Spock is on edge and the sea monsters are looking for a good meal. One-Shot. Dark humor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Lady and the Tiger edited version by Lady Lara Black reviews
While practicing to become an Animagus Hermione is captured and given as a gift to Voldemort. all situations and characters in this story do not belong to me but JK Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Gossip by Lanaea reviews
Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/17/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Firefighter by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Pepper Potts goes on a job interview. PRE-MOVIE.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
I Will Not Fight Between Classes by Little Green Voice reviews
As a matter of fact, I can charm anyone if I want to", Malfoy lowered his voice and a scary, challenging look appeared in his eyes. "Even you." HPDM, a detention, a challenge and some of that usual sexual tension .. do I need to say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Verbal JumpRope by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. AU. At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Strange Adventure by inukagome15 reviews
OC. A strange girl is found running for her life from a strange shadow. Inuyasha and comp. find her but never dream it would turn out to be so much trouble. Now, they are locked in an epic battle with her enemies, who are neither human nor demon.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
A Series of Seemingly Random Sesshoumaru Oneshots by Viiola reviews
In which I torture our favorite lord, in some seriously random ways. UPDATED! after a bazillion years...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sesshomaru
His Deepest Secret Revealed by littlesun reviews
Summary: A rather light one-shot. I got infected with the Animagus fever that is raging around... Voldemort is gone, Harry is back at Hogwarts for his delayed 7th year, and Severus is alive. You didn’t expect otherwise from me, did you? Beta: Wellyuthing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Despair by knighted lioness reviews
And when Snape gets away and Harry stands there weeping, he realizes that all along he still somehow hoped that Dumbledore would pull him through the war, that Dumbledore would save the day and that he, Harry, would get to live after all. Death-fic R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Quite Important Enough for Pants by o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o reviews
There is no reason that James should be waking me up at one o' clock that is even remotely important enough for me to put pants on. "What about your first Animagus transformation?" Nope. Not even that. Sirius's POV. Rated for language. Please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Snake in Lion Skin by Wolfwhispers reviews
Harry managed to escape Voldemort during the summer. Now he trains more than ever and creates a friendship with the magical creature community. Only problem is, Voldemort has a new weapon to try on Harry. Will Harry be able to get rid human and beast prej
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 174,760 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Why Daddy Wants To Shoot Uncle Bernie by Red Witch reviews
Once again the Brotherhood tries to be educational by putting out another lesson on why the economy is not working and their take on one of the culprits responsible. Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Embers by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is of the opinion that a certain ranger is taking far too long to start a simple campfire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Caves and Other Underground Labyrinths by PlumaLibera reviews
This is another one of those 'Legolas tells the Fellowship about meeting Estel' deals, but with a twist, involving, you guessed it caves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
To Test My Capacity by corendel reviews
Harry Potter was born a twin, and his brother was named a savior. Now, he has a final fight against Voldemort. Not for the world, not for his family, but just to see if he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Tricks of the Trade by Diamond Mask reviews
Uzumaki Naruto hated rumours for a very good reason. And whoever spread the rumour that he and Sasuke were in love was a dead nin... SasuNaru, implied GaaraNaru, NejiNaru and ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 318 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hats by Little Nemo reviews
Everyone has a hat. Red thinks Green should wear one too. Green discovers something else during the ensuing chaos. Pokemon Special manga based. Red/Green fic. Japanese version.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
The Natural Animagus by wsbenge reviews
Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,097 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Once Upon A Time by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
Peter can't sleep, so what do the Marauders do? Why tell him a story of course! Long one shot. Please read! Summary doesn't do it justice! EDIT: Also, now with like, a bazillion less spelling mistakes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2008 - James P. - Complete
Christmas Collection by demitasse 007 reviews
Here is a litte Christmas gift to all of you Evo. fans still alive out there.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008
Can We Keep Him? by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
What happens when Sirius manages to become an Animagi before the others? Only the best prank ever! Marauders era clearly Please read! The summary doesn't do it justice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Brilliant by Misanagi reviews
McGonagall wants to know how Sirius and his friends became Animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Minerva M., Sirius B. - Complete
Elevator vs Stairs by Stephanie M. A reviews
“You lied!” Startled, I turned towards the entrance to see a very tall farm boy. His voice and appearance told me that he was highly irritated, yet slightly amused. Well, that pretty much summed up how Smallville always was around me. Post "Committed"
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 232 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
To Professor X Without Love by Red Witch reviews
Xavier is not having a good week. His students destroyed the school, he's losing money and that's not even the weirdest thing to happen to him that day. It's just one thing after another and he wonders how much more he can take.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Wolverine Verses The Vacuum Cleaner by Red Witch reviews
Logan learns that one of the scariest things in the world is housework.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Babylon by BeautifulFiction reviews
Two years after retrieving his brother's body from the Gate, Edward Elric is still paying the price. Will his debt ever be repaid, or will it finally cost him everything? RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 268,304 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Uncle and Son Trip by AvocadoLove reviews
It seemed from the moment Zuko met his uncle, he had been stepping in where his own father would not.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Same Sided Coin by Tamarai reviews
Rogue’s conscience no longer coincides with the Brotherhood’s ideals, so it’s time to swallow her pride and go home. Meanwhile, Wolverine begrudgingly tries to recruit the slippery Gambit. Romy-flavoured oneshot.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Basic Human Needs by Maiden of the Moon reviews
What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 860 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 269 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Straw That Broke The Mutant Camel by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood are driving the X-Men crazy and they can't take any more.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
What Else Is New? by Red Witch reviews
Cartoons, brownies and a salad. How could that cause any trouble? Both the X-Men and the Brotherhood find out the hard way!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Who Comes Up With These Things? by Red Witch reviews
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Scott just doesn't get it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 980 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The screaming King and the naughty Elf by Tiro reviews
Théoden stands by his son's grave when his mood is about to make a turn for perhaps the better.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Voldemort and the Time Traveling Miko rewritten by MangaFreak15 reviews
Rewritten Version: Kagome's grandmother befriended Voldemort at the orphanage. Now he's back for her, but instead, meets Kagome, who looks similar to her. She's a demon, but just doesn't know it. It's time for Harry Potter to step in and find out. VolKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Kagome H.
Books and Backchat by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Tony and Pepper discuss literature. Sort of. MOVIEVERSE. Post-movie.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck In Those Dumb Gloves by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men turn to the Brotherhood to try and figure out a way for Rogue to control her powers. Talk about desperate.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Everyone Loves a Purple Dinosaur by TakumaAngel reviews
Rin, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, InuYasha and Kagome all get sucked into the world of Barney! Enough said! Please R & R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Still In Her Gloves by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men learn what life is like for Rogue and Rogue learns a new way to annoy her teammates.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Redefining Hogwarts by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Redefining Summer, Post OotP, no HBP or DH, independent Harry, no pairing, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,783 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,688 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Finding Jordan by amaven reviews
One day Jordan discovers her father is alive and she is a mutant. She joins the X-men and over the course of several years discovers friendship, her roots, and love.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 150,030 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
In Her Gloves by Red Witch reviews
Jean learns what Rogue's life is like the hard way. And I don't mean by body switching or telepathy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Jean Grey - Complete
Truth or Dare, Sesshys only girls's Style! by Sesshys only girls reviews
WOOO! we're back! usual storyline for one of these, me and Tsuki have kidnapped the Inu and Twilight crews, and taken them to a 'safe' place. send in any dares or questions you want! and i mean ANYTHING... please R&R! rated T for now...it may go up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Family Isn't Always Fun by Wolfofsherwood reviews
Kagome thinks everything is fine until her cousin Sentry shows up and falls into the well! Now, Sentry can't get home and they need to find a way to get rid of her before she kills Kagome, or worse, seduces Sesshomaru! Rated for violence in later chapters
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Loved Before Her Time by spellwrite reviews
And you thought the Head Boy was meant to be responsible. What happens when Malfoy sends Hermione back in time and she ends up living with the Marauders? Will she make it back without destroying herself in the process? Rated for later chapters. HrG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,327 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Lucky Gamble by Tamarai reviews
Set in the movieverse. I started writing it for myself, since I was sorely disappointed that Gambit never showed up in any of the movies. Set a few years after the 3rd movie. Obviously Romy, since I've always been a huge pusher for that. RE-EDITED.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,706 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Champion by callalili reviews
Before she was the Champion of Cyrodiil, she was Martin Septim's errand girl. He's not sure why she's willing to risk her life to hunt down Daedric artifacts and Welkynd Stones. She's not entirely certain, either.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Martin S. - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kagome's change by Rainy-girl reviews
After another encounter with Kikyo. Kagome runs off, but the bite from a demon cat will forever change her life. Some slight alterations have been made and there are now author's notes at the bottom of the story.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,113 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Back from Beyond by Chrystal Slara reviews
What if certin people could come back from beyond the Veil? Starts off right after Harry drops the Stone in the forest. HGSBHP. mentions RLNT and HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
What if Voldemort received a howler? by Mischivous Purple One reviews
i was thinking about it and realized that voldemort had nobody gutsy enought to send him a howler. so i decided to send him one myself. here ya go! please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
I Believe in Miracles You Sexy Thing by 00 Serenity 00 reviews
Every teenager has their experience with alcohol sometime and Nikki isn't an exception. The only thing is, when stupidly drunk, she finds herself in a world where demons, half-demons, priestesses, and monks exist. Then, strange things start to happen...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sesshomaru
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Animagi Challenge by brionyjae reviews
Sirius tells Remus that the Marauders are going to become Animagi for him - includes Butterbeer, Broomsticks, and good ol' fluff. Challenge fic. Remus/Sirius slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5477 - Favs: 6,312 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Resurrection Potion for Voldemort by Emily Waters reviews
It was a dark and dreary night, when Lucius Malfoy showed up at the graveyard, carrying a burlap sack. Something was stirring inside. And then, things went downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
The Usual Reasons by aliwildgoose reviews
Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Hidden by Disco Shop Girl reviews
ROTS AU: Anakin is woken from his dream before it can warn him of his fate. Without that fear hanging over him he feels a disturbance in the force, and chooses to leave before it can manifest itself. Anakin–Padmé, Obi–Wan
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,147 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Their Hero by CandyAngel11 reviews
Thirteen years ago, James and Lily Potter sent the brother to the BoyWhoLived, Harry, to be raised by his aunt who in turn sent him to an orphanage where he ran away at age of 2. Now he's been found and is a total gangster....Wait, what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,923 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Future World by Fluffy1322 reviews
Sesshoumaru has gone through the well and now him and Kagome need to find a way for him to return to his time. Alot of stuff happens inbetween.I admit that the first chapter is slow but it picks up i swear! Newly revised all chapters! More humor. I think
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Toad's Wild Ride by Red Witch reviews
The gang reluctanty helps Todd with his latest idea: mutant theme park rides!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
The XMen Evolution Experience by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men decide to open tours of the mansion to the public. Can you say bad idea? I knew you could.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
You Might Be A Mutant by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood takes to the airwaves with 'warning signs' of mutation.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Osmosis by ridesandruns reviews
Logan and Rogue discuss danger, duty and cardigans.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Through a Cat's Eye by wbaker5286 reviews
Kirara's thoughts about her traveling companions
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
XElders Strike! by Red Witch reviews
Imagine if you will a reality where our favorite young heroes and villians are older. A lot older. But still just as crazy and reckless with their powers.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Tag by Imadra Blue reviews
A three-year-old Obi-Wan follows Master Yoda around the Temple. Gen.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Yoda, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5311 - Favs: 9,555 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Dream Scrivener reviews
AU!Sixth Year!PostOOtp Its Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts and he has to make some hard decisions in order to survive. But will these decisions help him or make him weaker? Martial arts, dueling, animagus training, and a proactive Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,527 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 448 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
XTra Tainment Tonight by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men decide to give the Brotherhood a taste of their own medicine. Unfortunately they get a taste of what the Brotherhood usually gets.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 5,313 - Follows: 568 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Dueling Competition by Ryan123 reviews
Hogwarts has a Dueling Competition and Harry has agreed to let Ron beat him to impress Hermione but Harry forgets the plan after Ron uses a jinx he learns in a book that exposes Harry's underwear to half the school then things get out of hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Xtra Large Men by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men find themselves with a weighty problem. Maybe they ate too much Easter candy?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 169 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Poison by Wolf CrescentWalker reviews
Rogue's life spins out of control after taking the cure, affecting others around her in dramatic ways, especially Logan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,450 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Battle Strategy by ridesandruns reviews
Warren pet-sits. It doesn't go well.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Angel, Cyclops - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 437 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Shippo's Nightmare by Zabby Perno reviews
Shippo has a bad dream. Kagome and Sango are gone. Who else can he go to? Miroku? NO! Kaede? No. Who then? InuShip fatherson fic. If I don't make that clear enough, 'Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.'
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Shippo, Inuyasha - Complete
A Friend In Need by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Ever wonder what Snape would be like with a dog? Meet Maverick, the world's most mischievous mongrel. Disgraced after chewing Dumbledore's boots, Maverick must prove to Sev he really IS a worthy pet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Family Affair by porcelaindakota reviews
“If I have to start introducing you as my stepbrother,” Sokka said, “I’m going to kill myself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Unpeeled Fruit by hello camel reviews
Zuko, Sokka, gen; - "You're peeling that orange all wrong."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
The Stuff of Nightmares by ridesandruns reviews
Jean medicates Scott, and it's a critical failure.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Proud by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP When homosexuality was decriminalized in 1993 Vernon practically had a heart attack, but Harry was very happy about it. Even if Draco thinks he’s a bit of a twat for screaming ‘Im gay and proud’ at Platform 9 .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curiosity, Jealousy and Reactions by Jessa Wakefield reviews
St. John knew he should just walk by, but he was a teenager and all teenagers loved drama. LoganRogue implied.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 491 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort and the Time Traveling Miko by MangaFreak15 reviews
DISCONTINUED! Re-written version is up. R for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,353 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Kagome H.
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 640 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
You Heard it Here First by ridesandruns reviews
Jubilee fills Logan in on recent events.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Jubilee, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Brothers in Arms by nolongerpostingonthissite reviews
In a palace in Ba Sing Se, one man awaits his death, one boy – his torture, and another – his destiny. An Iroh, Sokka and Zuko adventure. Now with epilogue. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,928 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Swashbuckle and Leather Slippers by DarkSeptember reviews
This is complete muscle bound gratuitous foof! It features a growly Logan, a Scott who kept slipping into an English accent in my head, a Professor with a secret fetish & a Jean who has come across as rather unstable... Pairings: Logan&Rogue, Scott&Jean
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Depths of Hell by shortlived reviews
The Dark side of lust. Rogue. One shot. Complete.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Rogue, Cyclops - Complete
A Knight's Honor by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
MaulxObi slash AU. After defeating Maul on Naboo, Obi-Wan has to deal with an injured Master and a cranky Sith prisoner.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,676 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - [Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul] Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
A Rogue's Journal by shortlived reviews
The Rambling of events as seen through Rogue's eyes. Scott and Rogue. Probably different from what you're expecting. Complete.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,720 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Rogue, Cyclops - Complete
Stop Living The Lie by Vycksta reviews
Moe is attracted to Mitzi and the feeling is mutual, yet Pecan is doing all that she can to keep the two from confessing their love. Looks like it is down to one of Tiffield's human residents to try and sort things out for good.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Of Three Days Together by Lost Demon102 reviews
GaaNaru Oneshot. Naruto hasn't seen Gaara in three years, but now he has to stay with him for three days. What does Naruto do when he finds out Gaara has feelings for him? Yaoi. Lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Slaughter Dew by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The first time it happens, he is fourteen. Sitting at the Gryffindor table, Peter thinks of murder. [Peter, OCD. Dark. Written for a challenge at the Reviews Lounge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Making Breakfast by SnowyPicture reviews
While making breakfast one morning, James gives a baby Harry advice before turning the kitchen into a battle zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Strange Night by Abby Ebon reviews
Monsters Inc. xover with XMen. The little girl ‘Boo’ said “Kitty” as Sully left her room. For some strange reason I thought she was trying to tell him her name…thus ‘Boo’ became Kitty of the XMen.
Crossover - X-Men & Monsters Inc. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by Agent047 reviews
Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington switch bodies.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,711 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by Shawn30 reviews
AU. After a three and a half year separation Vice Chair Amidala and Jedi Master Skywalker have some unfinished business as the Clone Wars have finally ended and Palpatine is dead.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That's Entertainment by ridesandruns reviews
Everyone defines fun differently.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Kindness of Strangers by Kazet reviews
Revised through chapter 6. Working on the rest. Harry never got on the Knight Bus. He followed after that black dog instead. Why? He doesn't know. Sirius then follows a young Harry back to school for the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,230 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Lola by ridesandruns reviews
Jean sizes up a new rival.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Property Rights by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan are arguing. Jean's not getting involved.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Nothing remains the same by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Maul Obi slash AU, six years pre TPM. In another life, he did not stop by the cactus garden. In another life, he was not punished for his tardiness, which was worth something. Anything. Nothing.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,722 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - [Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul] Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life Lessons by ridesandruns reviews
Scott has a crisis of confidence.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Talks, Walks, and Stalks by Eileen Blazer reviews
“Good God.” She said,“How do Ah not hate ya?” “Magic voodoo spell,” he assured her. “I keep a special made Roguepoppet in my top drawer, sprinkle some pixie dust, an' make her love me. Some other stuff, too but a gentleman never talks about dat.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Why cats rule the world by Twisted Viper reviews
Just Kirara's thoughts on life.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 167 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Melting Point by The Phantom reviews
Pietro becomes trapped in superspeed. How can you save someone moving too fast to be seen? A story that explores how each character views Pietro as a twin, a brother, a son, an enemy. COMPLETE with EPILOGUE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 87,526 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 356 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Road Trip by ridesandruns reviews
Four people, one dog and all the snark you can fit in a minivan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Keys, Zombies, and Other Male Bonding Experiences by demitasse 007 reviews
Very AU. Original cast from first team as teenagers. First in a series. Zombie Movies, Teenage Boys, Leftover Chinese Food, A Bad Cold, And Old Ladies For World Domination Never Mix Well.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Those Who Don't Remember History by Red Witch reviews
Hank finds it a trifle irksome that his students would rather read crazy facts on the Internet rather than actually learn history. Go figure.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Puppy! by That Tath reviews
During a Hogmeade weekend, an Animagus Sirius is mistaken for a stray and is now at the mercy of an unforgiving six year old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Taste of Disaster by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Rumor Has It by ridesandruns reviews
Always get your news from a reliable source. Ask Scott why.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Cyclops, Jubilee - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: A Dark Beginning by SickleYield reviews
A new recipient of the Dark Gift falls down the wrong well and ends up in a whole new world. Rated for violence and the fact that the entire story is about assassins. Now complete, and a big thanks to everyone who took time to leave their reviews.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,668 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
The Ballad of Annabelle Jones by opalish reviews
Harry runs into some trouble while searching for Slytherin's locket. Trouble named Annabelle Jones. Oneshot crackfic, and I make no apologies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Handy Transformation by Recto-Bella reviews
OneShot. Harry Potter has finally become an Animagus. However, neither he, nor Ron, nor Hermione were impressed with his animal form. Irritated and betrayed, Harry decided to leash out his anger at his most hated Professor, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Quiet Place to Study by Llewlyn reviews
Viktor drops a dangerous secret into Hermione's lap. With it, she is thoroughly capable of blackmailing him to stay out of the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 4,671 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9650 - Favs: 12,352 - Follows: 3,539 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Frosty Relations by ridesandruns reviews
Jean and Emma don't get along. It's a catfight with a dog.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Beer ala Mode by Wolf CrescentWalker reviews
Rogue and Logan experiment with flirting over ice cream and beer.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Call of the Wolverine by ridesandruns reviews
A bored Wolverine and a cell phone mean trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Camping by Missy Kaboom reviews
This one’s about what happens while Team Rocket are camped out in the forest, spying on the twerps. All characters are copyright, and belong to there respected owners at:© Nintendo – CREATURES – GAMEFREAK – TV TOKYO – SHOPRO– JR KIKAKU.
Digimon/Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Blessed Are the Peacemakers by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Jean's argument creates unlikely conciliators.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Illegal Necromantic Rituals by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 559 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Follow the Leader by mshutts reviews
Kirara's thoughts on her pack leader. ONESHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Kirara - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Spirit of Giving by ridesandruns reviews
Wolverines are wily. Especially when it comes to revenge.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 414 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Great Adventure by opalish reviews
When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn’t thought he’d meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Night Visitor by Boadicia reviews
The spirit of Anakin Skywalker decides to pay the Solo kids a visit late one night. Finished.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Leia O. - Complete
A Home for Kirara by paynesgrey reviews
After they defeat Naraku, someone close to them becomes a casuality of the war. Now homeless, Kirara muses about where her home will be now and if the last person she truly cares about even wants her. Oneshot told from Kirara's point of view.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Miroku - Complete
Pet Peeves by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan run errands, oh my. Jean's POV.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Men, Elves and Snowballs by Evergreene reviews
A certain ranger thinks it unfair that elves can walk on snow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Instant Weasley by loralee1 reviews
The twins invent, Harry goes to Diagon Ally, Snape suffers, ficlet.chapter 2 Snape has an epiphany. AU no HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004 - George W., Severus S. - Complete
A New Destiny by Julie Horwitz reviews
A Revenge of the Sith what if? story. ObiWan Kenobi is prevented from boarding Padmé's ship and everything changes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,259 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/16/2005 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Teaching Moment by ridesandruns reviews
Lessons in unlikely places.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The more you know by ridesandruns reviews
Knowledge is power. Especially aboard the Blackbird.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
X Marks The Scott by Red Witch reviews
Forge's latest attempt at fixing an invention causes Scott to have a slight identity crisis. One that drives the entire Institute crazy!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
What My Mother Taught Me by Saber Girls reviews
You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Leia O. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Natural selection by ridesandruns reviews
A Wolverine. A beagle. Just watch the damn dog, Logan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Harry Potter and the Otherside by MaxFic reviews
AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P.
What Lies Beneath by ridesandruns reviews
Curiosity can't kill the Wolverine. He wishes it could.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
The Partial Conversation: A Courtney Crumrin fic by TeaRoses reviews
Late one night, Courtney overhears her uncle sharing memories with someone. Set after "Courtney Crumrin in the Twilight Kingdom" but does not contain spoilers. Short one-shot.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Philosophical Differences by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan argue an ageold question.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mutt by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Anyway,” the woman continued, oblivious, “I honestly don’t know why we’re even trying to sell him off. I mean, who would want to buy a mutt when we’ve got so many healthier, stronger, more beautiful dogs to offer?” (Mild InuKag, Non AU, Sho
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Warning: Idiots Among Us by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood has fun with warning labels.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
One Day More by CalaisKenobi reviews
Obi-Wan is given the opportunity to make some changes in his past. With the help of some old friends, and the hindrance of some old enemies, the Galaxy will be forever changed. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,263 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
Utter Bedlam by Red Witch reviews
There's much madness at the Xavier Institute thanks to one of it's newest recruits and a small prank war.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Dudley Dursley Saves the World by loralee1 reviews
Dudley does what he does best
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Complete
Potions Essay by S. S. IDGET reviews
Harry's in potions class and is bored, humor ensues! Hermione of course needs to get him back on task! ONE SHOT! Mild HHR Fluffyness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Great Scott by ridesandruns reviews
Jean plus JellO shots equals TMI
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
The Gift of Love by 41eugoR reviews
Kitty casts a spell on Rogue to make her lose her power. It works, removing not only her power but also causing all the guys to fall madly in love with her! Romy. Complete & Sequel posted
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,780 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
His mother's eyes by Nitte iz reviews
Why did Petunia take Harry in, knowing the danger he posed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Harry P.
Dude, Where's My Accent? by The Phantom reviews
Gambit becomes distressed when he realizes that, Cajun though he may be, he is lacking in the accent department. So he sets off with fellow stereotype Pyro on a riotous and accent-filled journey! Warning: contains EXTREME accents. Read with caution.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2003
Innocent Eyes by AineRose reviews
Petunia watches Harry and Dudley at a neighbourhood and reflects on her son and nephew, as well as her sister. Can Petunia change in just one afternoon? Read to find out! OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Harry P.
Malcolm Of The Rings by HiBob reviews
LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Kirara's Secret by Angel-wing2 reviews
Miroku x Sango One-shot Sango goes out looking for Kirara. Guess who's tagging along with her?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Complete
Useless Trivia on a Tuesday Afternoon by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood decide to educate themselves with trivia.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Complete
The Return of Brotherhood Radio by Red Witch reviews
Once again the Brotherhood takes to the airwaves in their quest to annoy everyone!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
LIFE IS UNFAIR by HiBob reviews
A pleasant romp through Middle Earth with Frodo and Sam as they . . . Sorry, wrong story . . . Malcolm has gone back to Hogwarts for his second year . . . Wait . . . Yeah. that's right. Completed Story plus deleted scenes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,861 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
Anyone For a Game of Truth or Dare? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The teachers lock a group of Hogwarts students in the Potions classroom for several hours. A game of truth or dare, a game of chinese whispers, and a really bad day for Snape ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Toad Derby by Red Witch reviews
When the Brotherhood are bored on a rainy day, Todd decides to liven things up a little.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
The Wandering Mutant by Red Witch reviews
What happened to Tabitha after she left the Brotherhood? Here's my answer!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Boom-Boom/Tabitha S. - Complete
The More Things Change by Red Witch reviews
She's baack! Mystique lays down the law at the Brotherhood House. The boys muse over this new change in their lives as Pietro drops another bombshell on them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete
Hogwarts In The Middle by HiBob reviews
Malcolm is eleven. He is an American. He is on vacation in London with his family. His brother has found two train tickets, and is now looking for Platform 9 3/4. Only Reese would be that stupid. a completed story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Complete
This Is For The Birds by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood go birdwatching on a field trip, much to the annoyance of the XMen.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/7/2002 - Complete
Wild Mutants, Wayward Hearts by Red Witch reviews
When Kurt breaks up with Tabitha, her day goes from bad to worse. Who can she turn to in her time of need?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Complete
Fire Drills Are Fun by Red Witch reviews
Fire Drills with the Brotherhood. This is not good...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Complete
The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round by Red Witch reviews
Sequel to Fire Drills Are Fun! Join the Brotherhood as they take a joyride in a school bus. There's mayhem, Risty torture, a little KurtTabitha romance and an appearance by Arcade!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Complete
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom by Red Witch reviews
Pietro is bored and decides that the best way to remedy that is to be the Brotherhood's personal genie for the day! Watch out Xmen!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Under The Weather, Lance? by Red Witch reviews
Lance catches a cold due to his adventures at the aquarium.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
The Wild Boys of Bayville by Red Witch reviews
In the sequel to 'Viruses are Tricky Things' the boys are bored so they go out on the town in order to torment Kelly and end this story arc once and for all!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Complete
Wreck The Malls by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood cause havoc when they go holiday shopping the day after Thanksgiving.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2001 - Complete
The Streak by Red Witch reviews
Inspired by a Ray Stevens song, Pietro gets a bit too hyper for the Brotherhood's own good!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Will You Hang Up? by Red Witch reviews
A pointless fic where Lance and Scott insult each other over the phone.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2001 - Complete
Toad's Pet by Red Witch reviews
Toad gets a pet. Problem is the Brotherhood are not the most responsible or sane people in the world.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2001 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete