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Joined 06-22-08, id: 1612538, Profile Updated: 09-11-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hi! I am this.hostage.stuff.is.fun. I really love Twilight.

My Favorite Books: Twilight

My Favorite Movie:...idk... don't have one...

My Favorite Song: Dance With Cinderella By Steven Curtis Chapmen

If you take Alice Cullen's personality, take away the shopping addiction, replace it will a reading/writting addiction you have me.

I play volleyball. I am a setter in volleyball.

I am 5ft 3in tall, tan, short sandy blond hair.

My favorite Cullen... if you can place my pen name then you have her. Alice Cullen!

I blame fan fiction and Twilight for getting me into romance. I guess blame isn't the right word...

Edward is better than Jacob. I don't hate Jacob anymore... just haven't forgiven him for kissing Bella. WHEN SHE WAS ENGAGED MIGHT I ADD!

Thanks for reading this.

p.s. I am sorry for deleting Letters! I just had no ideas nor inspiration! I may go back to it later... but I doubt it. I am so glad that all of you read it! I am sorry for not finishing it... it wasn't even my idea and if you have any idea how hard it is to write a story when your cousin told you to write it in the first place then give it a try! Sorry about Letters. :( Sorry... don't kill me...

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Behaving Badly by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
Edward is a notorious bad boy and Bella moves to town. However, Bella's a play by the rules girl. When they meet sparks will fly. But Bella's got some problems of her own. Edward wants to help, but will he be able to help or will he hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Day But Today by QueenGryffindor reviews
You've heard of Lily Evans Potter, but did you know that she peed in a church when she was five or that she was an almost-chocaholic? Or that James Potter got a chocolate éclair smashed in his face by Sirius? What else don't you know about James and Lily?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,904 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Finally I've Found You by lollypop6 reviews
What if Bella was already a vampire when she came to Forks? Where has she seen Edward Cullen before? Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Love Only by Groundswell reviews
James and Lily's best friends gets sick and tired of their constantly fighting over the summer so they decide to force a truce upon them and link them together by their wrists. James and Lily can first be seperated when they learn how to get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,459 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Family Game Night Cullen Style by TroublesomeTwins reviews
Uno? Clue? I've Never? Truth or Dare? What could possibly go wrong? Lots. One Shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5716 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward I got you a surprise! by TroublesomeTwins reviews
What would happen if the whole Cullen family tried to get Edward a pet? Each of them picks out their own pet for him. The summary sucks, but the story is funny! One shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
Enchantments by Nicolllette13 reviews
Bella and Alice Swan have met the new guys at Forks High. Bella feels a strong connection with Edward while Alice is determind to get them together. But Bella's ex, Jacob Black wants her back. Can they find love without being torn apart? first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,012 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Number One by sarcasticasalways reviews
Edward is left alone one night while Rosalie and Alice steal Bella to shop. Instead of messing around with the boys he finds out Bella has a myspace. He wants to become her number one and him, Emmet, and Jasper have a night of fun while he does it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Random Happening With the Cullens by the light before the darkness reviews
What the title says, I'm bad a summeries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
I love him, mother by Revontuli reviews
When Renée finds out about Bella's wedding plans, she boards the next flight to Seattle. Can she really talk Bella out of it, or will she learn to accept her decision? Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Renée - Complete
The 5th Marauder by rainyday.love reviews
Lucy was the cousin, best friend, and protector of Remus Lupin. Join them in their years at school with their first friends ever... a better life than they could have imagined. But can it stay that way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - OC, Remus L.
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Reader by Frodo'sPen reviews
A young woman is transported to the world of Harry Potter and back to 1976. She remembers the books in detail, but is under a charm that prevents her from revealing or changing anything. Sirius/OC. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,048 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC - Complete
They Would Never Say by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Things our Twilight characters would never say... ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Emmett vs The Mower by Rosalie McCarty reviews
A silly one-shot. It's Emmett's turn to mow the grass... but who has the patience for that? Just silly good fun.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Cinderella by l'heure bleue reviews
”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Me or Hate Me it's still an Obsession by LilyHeartsJames reviews
LJ. 'I HATE YOU' Lily screamed, 'You know what they say, love me or hate me it's still an obsession' James replied smirking. Lily glared at him 'See you around Foxy' he said walking off, 'I hate you' she muttered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,170 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Avoiding Potter Or Not by LilyHeartsJames reviews
Lily Evans swore she'd hate James Potter for the rest of her life and vice versa, but what happens when James moves in next door to her? Fights, friendship and most of all, the greatest love you could ever possibly have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,445 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
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So I watched you walk away reviews
You turned and walked away leaving me crying in the rain. Crying in the poring, soaking, ice cold, and English rain." Just a one-shot about James and Lily that I wrote. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Why does it always rain on me? reviews
Jasper/Alice story of the night they met. My first songfic. The song is 'Why does it always rain on me'the song is really good. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Truth or Dare Lily Evans? reviews
Lily Evans and her two best friends plus the Marauders get bored. So what do they do? They deside to play a good old fashon game of Truth or Dare.R&R darlings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete