Mau Caleb
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Joined 06-22-08, id: 1612732, Profile Updated: 02-25-15
Author has written 4 stories for Terminator, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Harry Potter, and Far Cry.

I'm a horrible person with nowhere to organize my thoughts. I go to fanfiction to see if I can find a story that peaks my interest and I'm sorry fanfiction, but you fall short. That is why I write; no one can write a story that is good enough for me (usually). I'm picky...ugh..

I like very specific things (HP, Terminator, Far Cry...), so, following my brain, these are what I write about. These are also what I try to read. I've written over 50 partial-stories, so I'll try to edit them and get them prepared for here. Expect only a small percentage of those to actually filter through.

I've been writing fanfictions since mid 2004. I love it. I really wish ff.net would allow MA ratings...and I'm sorry if my writing isn't up to your par. I understand being picky about writing styles.

I only write stories that include OCs.

I'm a girl.

I'm a twenty-something going on infant.

My mind is a dark and dirty place.

I tend to love just about anyone that knows a bit of grammar.

My favorite color is blue.

My favorite food is mango.

• Have a nice day.

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Safety by leave your sanity at the door reviews
He had told her there was no such thing as safety. Two years after her escape from the Rook Islands, a young woman's past comes back to haunt her. FAR CRY 3. Vaas x OC. Rated M for Vaas being himself.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/15
Trainwreck by Firebowls reviews
With everything gone to shit, Callie was desperate to keep everyone alive, no matter what it took. Maybe making a deal with the island's beloved psychopath wasn't her best decision so far, but it might not end up being her worst either.
Far Cry - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/15
Pet Project by suplexlibelus
Who would've thought that psychopaths don't make good "pet" owners. Far Cry 4, No Spoilers.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/17/2014
Vaas's New Play Toy by CaMoReN90 reviews
Just a little something I came up with after watching The Far Cry Experience. Camoren is just a girl who gets captured by Vaas and his pirates, but instead of being afraid for her life she finds him incredibly irresistible. What better way to get his attention then to annoy him? I wasn't planning on making this a series, but hey tell me what you guys think and I might.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Complete
This Is What It Feels Like by SoulInAForeignLand reviews
Severus Snape miraculously survives the war and tries to move on. What lengths will he go to gain his freedom? Everyone is convinced Odessa Gayle is hiding something. Is she as innocent as she seems, or is something far more sinister going on? Rated M for cursing, graphic sex, adult situations, language and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,099 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Severus S., OC]
Vaas the Impaler by Poptarts0339 reviews
Pornographic photographer Claire finds herself trapped in a crappy shack with little to no memory of how. How will she handle her situation and, more importantly, How will she allow herself to be handled? Be advised. This is bdsm smut. There will be blood. There will be gunplay. There will be noncon.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014
Daemonesque by AnitaDarling reviews
A pureblood Hogwarts student is bitten by a werewolf & must rely on Professor Severus Snape for help. Rated M for lots of swearing & smut. An SS/OC romance also featuring Fenrir Greyback, one other OC, & other Hogwarts professors. Set a few years before Harry attends Hogwarts. Full Intro coming soon - I don't wanna give too much away yet but I promise some juicy stuff :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Severus S., OC
Nights to Mornings by yuroxxie317
Albus Dumbledore asks his niece for help when he learns from a seer that Voldemort is rising again and that the outcome of the next war isn't one he wants to happen. Retrieving his niece from her own war is the only way he can save countless lives and make a better future for his world. M warning for a reason. OCxdifferent pairings. This starts right before Harry's 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,203 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Severus S., OC, Remus L.
Resilience by Dani Jones reviews
Maggie is a serial kidnapper with a hankering for torturing children. She's committed to Dr. Chilton's mental institution for evaluation. Once there, she becomes acquainted with her cell neighbor. Dr. Lecter tries to figure out this young woman, and decipher her dark desires that twisted her into the monster she has become. Very dark, mature subjects, not for the faint of heart.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2013 - H. Lecter, F. Chilton, Barney
Anna Jones's Diary by Miss.A.Jones reviews
It's Monday morning and Anna Jones has woken up with a hangover, an unfinished assignment, and her Professor. To make matters worse, the Daily Prophet's just arrived and her mother's on the front page... SB/OC, L/J, RL/OC, OC/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 273,268 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sirius B., OC
I Want Your Love, and I Want Your Revenge by HEYItsAshamae reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru find a Host and a strange girl doing something naughty. He wants to save his reputation, so he hands over the girl to the twins. What happens when this hard-headed girl finds her way into the twin's perfect world? Hikaru/Kaoru/OC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
If One Were to Change the World by Hamako14 reviews
Zoe wishes that she could change the Death Note plot line, but her wish becomes reality as she's thrown into the Death Note world. Having a connection with her friend in the real world, they try to change the story for the better. OC/L Beware: Spoilers!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L
Libera Me by DrizztsAngel reviews
Ciel wants to know about Sebastian's former contracts. Sebastian relates the tale of the contract that affected him the most. Not yaoi. Ciel x Lizzie if you squint. Sebastian x OC. Rated M for safety.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,488 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
A Minor Detour by DrizztsAngel reviews
Our four favorite dysfunctional pretty boys settle at an inn for the night, but tragedy strikes and Sanzo's out of cigarettes! On his quest for smokes, he finds something he wasn't anticipating. Debauchery ensues! Sanzo x OC x OC. NOT YAOI. ONE-SHOT.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/24/2011 - G. Sanzo - Complete
New girl? by ninja-alchemist47 reviews
a new girl at ouran is staying with hikaru and kaoru as a fashion designer hikaru is interested and haruhi's confused and what's mori's deal? and when her nutty friends start visiting whats the poor host club to do they just cant get rid of her! hikaxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hikaru H.
With These Eyes by funanyaTHEmute reviews
-On Hold- Not everyone sides with the morally inclined position of anti-Kira: there are some who just-so-happen to find Yagami Raito exactly what the world needs. MelloXOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Mello
Moments To Sweet Hell by ManaMadeleine reviews
Something is coming. Tamaki seems to be up to something when two exchanges from England arrive, much to the dismay of the Host club. But there is more going on then meets the eye, unfortunately none of them can see into the future. Love. Adventure. Angst
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H.
LifeNote by Death's Apprentices reviews
The person whose name is written in this note shall be brought back to life.' Imagine two very different teenagers coming across two notebooks with that written on the first page. One, a fervent Kira supporter, the other a strong L fan. Let the fun begin
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
Dieing Wish by kina1234 reviews
Her mother died and her father engrossed himself in his work. The only one that took care of her was her Grandmother, who died as well. Now left in a world of rich people, will she find happiness before it's too late?And will she hear what she wants most?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Kyōya O.
Stage Fright by Very Festive reviews
Give in.You know you want to.He's so pretty.But it's so wrong.Fantasies too vile to be put into words are fulfilled.Beware of adult themes,situations,and less-than-polite sexual behavior.Like every other Joker/OC you've read but with a very festive flair.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,508 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Joker
Hikaru's Game by sacred-priestess reviews
This GREATLY strays from what I normally post, but I decided to post all of my favorites. This story involves rape, you have been warned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Beast of a Burden by Lupin's Mistress reviews
Gemma was nothing more than a loner but after Sirius notices her that doesn't remain so this is the story of her love for Sirius and all the things that kept them apart, more so about the love that kept pulling them together. summary inside SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Through the Looking Glass by Gertrude2034 reviews
Medical mystery/romance: Alice McKenzie is an investigative reporter who finds herself in House’s care in the clinic. Can she find love, solve a puzzle and keep her job? House/OC romance, rated for language and sex scenes
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - G. House - Complete
Fighting Gravity by Queen Sunshadow reviews
Batman has always made a point to keep his regular life separate from his life as a crime fighter. Yet the Joker seems to worm his way into everything, especially places he doesn’t belong. BWxJ Possible spoilers
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
Mysteries of a Meadow's Wind by MississippiGirl13 reviews
Harry Potter has been killed & Voldemort is now ruling.He is in search of someone to bear his heir, & he finds that that person is a mysterious teenage girl more powerful than perhaps even himself.More summary inside.M for rape in 2nd chap. genre edited
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Voldemort, OC
Death Of A Princess by bellalupus reviews
DARK! Have you ever wondered if Sirius had ever fallen in love? Dark fic based on that, follow the downfall of Sirius' "princess" SB/OC Rated M for langauge, self infliction, substance abuse, suicide, sex, and overall woe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Hurting Her by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
Sirius didn't know what got into him that night, but by hurting her, he hurt himself. SBOC WARNING: explicit sex scenes. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Family by Laneblack reviews
New Chapter finally up! House collides with a van full of Presbyterians and collisions of various kinds continue. Hopefully amusing, romantic, and thought provoking. HouseOC
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - G. House
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Rook Island Sunset reviews
[Far Cry 3] Vaas receives a batch of girls from Doug, but only three of them are quality. The fourth needs work. Turning her into an ideal slave? It would be Vaas's pleasure. Alexander, on the other hand, just wants to get out alive. [Vaas x OC] [M for a reason - profuse profanity, violence, sexual themes, torture, drug & alcohol usage, etc...] [pre-game timeframe]
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4h ago - Published: 2/25 - Vaas M., OC
Beyond the Portrait's Frame reviews
"Something deep within me knew his intent and quivered in fear." Piroska fears and loves the man who teaches her. In her seventh year, a darkness leads her through the workings behind the facade that is Severus Snape. Is she in love or merely a fool?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Severus S., OC]
Joker, Queen, Knight reviews
Love is a terrible reason to betray a person. Directly after the setting of Dark Knight, Tranquil and Bruce talk over her traumatic past and why she knows him oh so well. OC x Bruce Wayne
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC - Complete
Kyle Reese reviews
There had been a woman for Kyle. Still, he lied to Sarah. Kyle X OC
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Kyle Reese, OC] - Complete