Jack Of Some Trades
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Joined 01-27-02, id: 161286, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, Digimon, Good Omens, and Tales of Symphonia.

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Jack Ichijouji is a writer who can best be defined by the Google game whose name I can't recall, but for the sake of finishing this sentence, we will refer to it as "Name is." For those of you who don't know how to play, it's simple. Go to Google, type in "Your Name is" in quotes, then see what happens.

Jack is a ribald, picaresque trip through an 1840s New Orleans saturated with sex, drugs, death, and corruption.

Jack is a pet therapy dog, he visits nursing homes and hospice, he makes everyone he meets happier.

Jack is 'best of all time'.

Jack is the best at what he does.

Jack is clean and free of dirt.

He's also a writer, but all that stuff just makes me look fantastic.

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Crush Depth by Dust Traveller reviews
Crush Depth: 1 the depth at which the external water pressure on a submarine becomes great enough to breach the hull. 2 The point where love lies bleeding. 3 The unexplored and forbidden depth of suppressed emotions. SousukeTessa
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 9/21/2005
Space Station Z by RM reviews
AU. Join the DBZ gang as they journey off to adventure in space! Will there be aliens? More importantly, will there be cheese? Maybe. Set your phasers on Stud, and proceed! BV, GCC and everyone in-between! Part Ten is finally here.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,206 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 8/31/2002
Vagabond by anime animal reviews
With their relationship meaning more to them that they had ever thought it would, Link and Zelda find themselves in a momentary state of calm that can't possibly last... A tale of adventure, treachery, love and loyalty.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,196 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 3/20/2003
Older' by WFROSE reviews
One way for Ranma to find a woman who sympathizes with him... (COMPLETE) (Yeah, I know, I shoulda left well enough alone...)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 317,575 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Pseudo Ferocity by catgirl26 reviews
BV Just a regular day in the life of the Saiyan no Ouji, until he finds himself homeless, and challenged to find success in Human society. Things look hopeless, until the intervention of one Bruce Hoffman, fashion designer in need of male models...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,271 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
Harry and Luna's Answering Machine by michelle-31a reviews
What might happen when these two lovebirds try to set up their very first answering machine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Luna L., Harry P.
Generations by H. B. Dragonheart reviews
A case of mistaken identity leads a friend of Link's into the deadliest of danger. When the Fierce Deity's on your trail, where can you turn? (Ch14: pt 4 of 4: WiP)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,455 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 7/31/2002
Digimon: The College Years by The Create Card reviews
Our favorite characters are going to college. It's going to be a long year of fun, excitement, and the unexpected as we look at life in Odaiba University. (Slightly AU. Tamers/02 X-over) APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY...AGAIN!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,461 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 3/21/2002
A Change of Face by Lady Feylene reviews
OotP Spoilers. Remus is mildly bothered by Tonks' sudden abuse of her abilities. Tonks is mildly bothered by the fact that Remus is a bit old fashioned. (working title)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Courage and Power by the Sly Eagle reviews
Link is now an adult, and is finding things aren't as simple as they used to be. What new adventures await him in a world that he thinks he's seen all of?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003
The Diaries by Diamond-Raven reviews
When Harper visits her, the Eureka Maru opens up her database and reminisces about Harper's early years aboard her.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 295,490 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Complete
Tanbo by MysticMew reviews
The tale of two lonely souls and how one of Genma’s little mistakes could have greatly impacted on the course of his son’s life, this time for good though, or is it? (Heavily AU, Ranma/Shampoo, Prelude Story, very mild R)
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003
In The Blood by samvimes reviews
An accident in Uberwald finally catches up with Vimes. Werewolves! Physicists! Crosswords! Nakedness! Dr. Sluice!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Complete
Nine Virtues by Seinaru Kibou no Tenshi reviews
A series of vignettes exploring the implications and meanings of each character's crest. (Up: Knowledge - Koushirou, Kindness - Ken)
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 10/5/2002
Give Me Wings by Xavien reviews
Harry already knows his mother's family falls short of desirable, but his father's is still a mystery. However, when a strange illness leads to a crash course in his abnormal paternal heritage, Harry thinks he might've been better off in the dark...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Tongue Is An Excellent Aid In CPR by Doctor Strangelove reviews
James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Sirius Black Is Confident of His Seduction Prowess reviews
Someone with an excess of hair taking a hair growth potion can lead to disastrous and hilarious consequences. One can only imagine what taking a Confidence Potion would do to someone like Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Marauders Present: How to Annoy a Misogynist reviews
The Marauders are pranksters, rogues, and occasionally ne'erdowells. But each of them is a Gryffindor, and with that distinction comes a desire to do the right thing. When injustice looms they see it as their right and, indeed, their duty to step up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Trying to Say Goodbye reviews
The complicated nature of Harry's relationship with Ginny meant a lot of things. It meant that he was confused when he saw her, when he thought of her, and, more to the point, when he tried to write a somber farewell to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Indecent Proposal reviews
When broke, hungry, and faced with a storm on the horizon and no way to get where you need to be, even the worst ideas begin to make sense. Even the ones that lead to your travelling partner knowing exactly how far down your body your blush goes.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Lloyd I., Sheena F. - Complete
The Dangers of Miscommunication reviews
It was then that Ron had a revelation about the relationship between his best friend and his younger sister. If only the revelation had taken the time to go through his reason filters, he might have saved himself some amount of awkwardness and ovaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Real Relationship reviews
Relationships generally have their ups and downs. James' and Lily's had side-to-sides, diagonals, swirls, and rather peculiar stretchy moments, and that's the mark of a real relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Skin Deep reviews
Sirius has had to put up with his looks changing while growing into his body, like any other boy. But for all the changes he suffers through, Sirius Black is still Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Sirius B., Sirius B.
Here Lies a Friend reviews
In a place known only to a handful of people, there lies a man. Not who he was, or who he seemed to be, but what he was to those he loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Traditions of a Not So Ambiguous Wizard reviews
The idea of doing things simply because they've always been done has never appealed to Sirius. However, there is a special tradition that he thinks is a good idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Maturity reviews
Maturity is an illusion. It's not what you do, but how you deal with things that happen. And sometimes, you need a friend to teach you exactly how to deal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
An Affair to Forget reviews
Dumbledore knows a lot of people. What possibly could have led him to contact Remus Lupin, out of all the Order members? A story of hatred, passion, and unrequited love set during Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Severus S., Gilderoy L.
Animal Instincts reviews
Veterinary science has cured thousands of ailments for almost any type of creature imaginable. But veterinary science hasn't had to deal with the likes of Crookshanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Hermione G., N. Tonks
Some Things Never Change reviews
Life is change. No one thing in the world will consist of the same particles it started with within ten years. From the view of the universe, that's the slimmest fraction of a blink of an eye. But there are some things that never change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Ambiguous Animagus reviews
Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Mourning reviews
“A rival and a lover are often indistinguishable. One builds his life around both, one lives for both, and one is pushed beyond his limits by both.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Remus L., Severus S.
A Day in Hell reviews
A day suffered at the mall has a happy ending for Vegeta, but unfortunately, not for his offspring.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Bulma, Vegeta
The Afterlife and Times of Professor Binns reviews
A short piece on what it may have been like for Professor Binns to wake up from the Big Sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
To Change the Past reviews
It is dangerous and deadly to affect the timestream, not to mention illegal. But some things are worth the risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Albus D., Sirius B.
The Other Prisoner of Azkaban reviews
Sirius Black wasn't the last prisoner of the dreaded prison that was innocent of his crimes. He probably wasn't the first, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Sirius B., Rubeus H.
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Seven Deadly Sins reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale get thoroughly hammered and discuss Heaven's hypocrisy and Hell's idiocy.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003
Last Man Standing reviews
Vegeta never did get the chance for immortality. Watching those he allowed into his heart suffer and die, he's glad. One-shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Vegeta, Yamcha - Complete
Laughter reviews
Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Confrontation reviews
Revolving around a song from 'Jekyll and Hyde' of the same name. Ken confronts the darker part of his mind, and his soul.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Ken I., Ken I.
Kindred Spirits reviews
They say that for every person in the world, there is a mate somewhere. Edward had the displeasure to encounter that of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2003 - Severus S.
Students in Gryffindor reviews
Ever heard "Kids in America"? Ever read "Prisoner of Azkaban"? Put 'em together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hamtaro Potter reviews
Filks. Parodies. Whatever. This is one that, even if you've seen it elsewhere, you need to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Voldemort
What is Family? reviews
Harry's changed over the summer. He's grown, both taller and stronger, and his appetite has increased. Normal puberty or something else? Crossover with... you'll find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Family or Fighting reviews
Vegeta has a serious talk with Kakarot about their families and his views on why one should fight.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Vegeta, Goku
The Slytherin and the Mudblood reviews
Draco and Hermione have a conversation and come out of it hating each other slightly less than before. Not romance, not even friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Official IshidaKamiya Camping Trip reviews
A nice, calm camping trip with best friends. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, you're assuming a lot.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt
Riddikulus reviews
Set during PoA, Snape confronts his boggart, and remembers the first time he faced one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Severus S., Remus L.
Prince Charming reviews
The long courting ritual of a couple, from the first kiss to the second, seventeen years later.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Trunks, Marron
Karaoke Night reviews
Vegeta is ignorant of Valentine's. Krillin is feeling romantic. And another wants to see his beloved. The song-fic to end all song-fics. An uber song-fic, if you will.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Bulma, Vegeta
Other Cultures reviews
Suddenly, those with a higher magical ancestry are stricken with a sudden speech impediment. Who is behind it? And how did I change the entire plot of this story in one chapter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Saiyan Claus reviews
It's not Vegeta's fault he attacked some intruder and broke his leg. It's also not his fault that said intruder just happened to be Father Christmas.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
Of Contraceptives and Snogging reviews
Ron tells the story of how he went from a Potions lesson to snogging his best friend in just three days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Life and Death reviews
When Chi-Chi stands on the edge of ending it all, an unlikely hand reaches out and pulls her back.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Chi-Chi, Vegeta
The Legacy of James: Onyx Eyes reviews
An aside to What is Family, which one should read before looking at this. This tells the tail (pun intended) of how James Potter came to become James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2002 - James P., James P.
Deathdays reviews
Draco attends Nick's Deathday Party and meets someone he'd never expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Draco M., Draco M.
In the Cards reviews
Sequel to What If? Ron decides to seek guidance from the Tarot and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Scapegoat reviews
Sequel to I Hate Winter. When even Capsule Corporation can't afford to feed and house him, what is the Saiyan Prince to do?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
I Hate Winter reviews
A Bulma/Vegeta friendship fic... in which next to no romance takes place. Well, maybe a little.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
What If? reviews
Harry prepares himself mentally for Ginny as Ginny does the same for Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
It's All Been Done"--R/H Style reviews
Just a filk to a certain Barenaked Ladies song starring my favourite couple. Well, one of them anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Dear Ginny reviews
H/G fluff, with some mentioning of R/Hr. Read it, review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.