Cola Zitron
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Joined 06-23-08, id: 1613231, Profile Updated: 01-30-13
Author has written 3 stories for South Park, and Suite Life series.
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Losing You by Brat-Child3 reviews
After falling for Kyle, whose heart is already taken, playboy Kenny becomes the only link of communication between Stan and Kyle: The living and the dead. -Full summary inside-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
objections by saywheeeee reviews
Five things the Doctor doesn't like about Amy Pond. Written for Challenge 3: Five Things/Times at big jumps. Canon-compliant. Warning: contains profanity.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
dancing on the edge by saywheeeee reviews
Amelia Pond walks in and starts pushing buttons. Ooh, thinks the Doctor. This is gonna be good. 11/Amy, canon-compliant.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silverware by shannello reviews
multichaptered : Kyle Broflovski claims he's straight. Kenny McCormick knows he isn't. Put them in a story where they learn everything the hard way — drugs, alcohol, sex — and we've got... well, boyhood. : K2 slash : COMPLETED ON OCT 16, 2009
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,796 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Circle Of Unfortunate Events by clarex-ama reviews
An unfortunate event leads Harry and Draco to discover a whole new level of perversity as it intrudes on their magic, making daydreaming, groping and dancing a strictly necessary part of their schoolday...Wtf?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,514 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Arrangement or Two by starlesscity reviews
Gaara and Naruto have an understanding in the form of an occasional sexual relationship. It’s during one of their more rougher sessions that it’s taken the wrong way. Uchichas can be possessive like that. Main is SasuNaru but some heavy GaaraNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moving On by LadyKatie reviews
Harry tries to put his life back together after the fall of Voldemort, but it’s more complicated than he thought. And he hadn’t counted on war changing everything around him so much. H/D slash. Spoilers. NOT epilogue compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 163,559 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When the Music Stops We Talk in Tongues by liam22 reviews
Peter/Claire - “Claire, I want you…and if this is the only way I can have you, then well…”
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baseball by iguanodonna reviews
Like he always does, Cody ends up reflecting late at night about a baseball game he and Zack attended last year and why catalysts are important. This story contains twincest, and is appropriately rated M. Here's your disclaimer. Review if you like!
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
The Details of the Big Picture by Tenpa-Neko reviews
- '"You’re so oblivious.” Naruto smiles indulgently, and Sasuke is hit by a wave of resentment at the patronizing tone of Naruto’s voice.' Naruto's Big Picture doesn't yet have a place in Sasuke's detailed world. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthdays and Bank Holiday Mondays by michelerene reviews
Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secondhand Heroes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The world Harry helped save is darkening and changing around him, and he doesn't think he can save it a second time. Maybe hiding a fugitive Draco Malfoy is a start, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Street Links by Kiyomisa reviews
In a city precariously balanced between the OZ mafia and the Chang clan, down on his luck Quatre finds himself drawn into the dangerous life of a freelance mercenary. 2x4, 1x3, 13x6, DxR
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Quatre W., Duo M.
Damaged by MT Yami reviews
After they’ve graduated from high school, Kenny realizes that Kyle is the only one he hasn’t hooked up with or had a crush on, and he wonders why. SEME!KyleXKenny oneshot, mild slashyaoi.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Million Years Ago by freudian fuckup reviews
It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Denial and the Benefits of Staying in the Closet by freudian fuckup reviews
It's a bit dusty and dim, and James is standing just a bit to close, and honestly, it is too bloody hot for any of this nonsense...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Aftershow by freudian fuckup reviews
James and Sirius are throwing a party, but for the life of him, Remus can't help but look beneath the booze and the debauchery and wish to god that absolutely any of it felt real.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Heat by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Gaara and Naruto. Belongs somewhere between chapters 24 and 25 of Endless Blue. Mature content. Comments and criticism appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Birthday Boy by Lady Bracknell reviews
DHspoilers. On his seventeenth birthday, Teddy Lupin is forced to face a message from beyond the grave, and a cake with his face on it. It was enough to make anyone hide at the bottom of the garden, Harry thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Just Like Photographs by Theo Bringadinger reviews
Remus and James have many significant moments in their lives, mostly picture perfect but more often not so. Slash. Rated for the little bit at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2007 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Ache by Lanie Kay-Aleese reviews
Kyou hates being weak. He hates Yuki. He hates the dress in his closet. He hates Akito for stealing his memory - but most of all, he hates himself for forgetting why. Sequel to PLANTS. Slash.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,147 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Veux by Llyn reviews
An eighteen year old Takuya thinks of Kouji while he's in the shower. Takouji. Lemon. Complete!
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Takuya K., Kouji M./Koji - Complete
Who Knows the Cat Better then the Rat by Catrina reviews
Months after Kyo's forced transformation, things have changed in the Sohma household and Kyo and Yuki seem to be a little tense. Anime based [KyoxYuki] Rated M for sexual situations.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,241 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Plants by Lanie Kay-Aleese reviews
Yuki grows a wide variety of plants in his garden, and many of them have the potential to heal the heart and body. In a shocking accident, he discovers that catnip is one of those 'healing plants'. The events that follow will change his life forever. KxY
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nice Guy by quiffed reviews
RemusJames one-shot. Proof that my Bastard!Sirius manages to worm his way into everything. Everything. But anyway. I like this, even though it is scarcely anything like I imagined it would be. It's quite short and hopefully sweet. And by 'sweet' I mean it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
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Cheer Me On reviews
In Zack's opinion, Cody in Dana's green cheerleading uniform would be a big no-no. What about the white-pink uniform London ordered though? Yes, this is twincest.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
The One Where Kyle and Stan are Not Gay reviews
Just a random and normal afternoon in South Park. Kyle has something he really wants to show Stan. There's also some ice cream.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Dye, Hair, Dye reviews
Kyle has had it. He is going to get rid of his hair. Kenny isn't too sure how he got caught up in that, but he's gonna help out anyway. KennyxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete