Author has written 12 stories for Spyro the Dragon, Merlin, Final Fantasy XIII, and Infinite Undiscovery.
-King of bandit Jing
-Don't forget the abridged series!
"Do some sob story like "My dad left when i was 5 I turned to videogames to repalce him, then my mother got eaten by a shark so I bought a dog called Rover then I dressed him up as a brother and taught him to play videogames, he was the smelliest fattest dog I had ever seen but goddamn could he play Halo." (Al's idea for my personal statement)
"You can't spell Paint without Pain" (Me talking about MS Paint)
No artist tolerates reality (Dunno who said this.)
"Well some one better win, or else I'll be very Pissed, and very dead" (Daxter from JakX.)
But I need tacos, I need them or I will explode, That happend to me sometimes... (Gir from Invader Zim)
(Spider demon transforms into huge spider)
Naruto: He's talking to a turtle...and it's talking back...
Gwen: Who would want to marry Arthur?
Lancelot: You know Arthur
"Right, we've got the characters, the settings, the antagonists and protagonists... wait, where's the plot?"
"I have images of mounting the pavement, killing several pedestrians and ending up in some fat guy's bathroom. Then my only option will be to take my instructor hostage and escape to sunny Mexico" (My friend Alastair on him learning how to drive)
“Couldn’t they have tied her to something shorter like...I dunno…an iguana?” (Joe, Viewtiful Joe)
"Then come with me... There will be insanity and ecstasy of joy waiting for you"
"Yes! Die strange Jack-in-the-box!"
"Author's Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch. " (from 500 days of Summer)
"Curse you cake tin!" (Another one from Alastair.)
"Don't gasp I'm reading." (Mel)
"For all I know when they're shouting in italian at eachother they could be shouting "Terry Terry! Feed the emu or I'll take away your cheese privilidges" (Another one from Al, He couldn't read the subtitles on Assassin's Creed 2 lol)
Fill in the list below with characters from any fandom, then answer the questions. Don't go changing the order when you read them!
1. Merlin 2. Arthur 3. Gaius 4. Uthur 5. The Dragon 6. Nimueh 7. Edwin 8. Morgana 9. Gwen 10. Lancelot 11. Hunith 12. Will
Questions and my answers:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nimueh and Hunith? There isn't exisistant slash between them I don't think
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lol Uthur? He is pretty good looking if you think about it lol.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Will got Morgana Pregnant? Arthur would have Will hanged probably. XD
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
A good few about Gwen yes.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lol. Maybe with Nimueh being a possesive psycho stalker women.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
The Dragon with either Gwen or Lancelot... I have no idea, Neither. XD
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Edwin walks in on Arthur and Will? HAHAA Edwin will probably talk one look and walk back out again... Closing the door slowly.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Gaius and Lancelot... I don't think so.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Merlin and Morgana fluff? I should think so.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hmmm... Edwin and Will... It shall be called:
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
OMGWTFBBQ?! Merlin and Uthur? I think the story line would be with the drunk of their heads. Yes that fits. XD I'm not in the mood for something different now...
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't think so
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Arthu/Uthur/Dragon.. I don't think anyone writes that.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"WHERE THE HELL DID THAT SPEAR GO?!" ... I dunno what else to put. XD
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song about Morgana? Lets see... Every little thing she does is magic by The Police
17.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Merlin... Nimueh and Will?
WARNING I CAN'T REMEMBER WRITING THIS FIC! I DUNNO WTF I WAS SMOKING THAT NIGHT!!
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
'Wanna see how I handel a spear?' XD Best I can come up with on short notice.
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A few days ago... there are few dragon fics around.
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Bondage and blood probably. Anything is possible with Nimueh dammit.
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hunith and Gwen? Drunk... totally drunk.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Edwin and Gaius... Ewww
23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with(4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?
Merlin is happy with Gwen YAY... but she runs off with Uthur and Merlin is unhappy enough to to have a one night stand with his Mum?! WTF? And Will too? The dragon gives him advice as usual and then he finds love with Gaius? This is some strange story man! The title of this fic shall be... The dragon helps all!
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would vomit.
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