Author has written 4 stories for Vampires, Fairy Tales, and Twilight.
Hey! Sup haven't updated my profile in awhile and hey have i changed i was such a kid when i put this stuff up :) haha! So yea ppl call me emo, i prefer badass but wateva haha! I love to joke around and be silly, and im always happy! Im me ya know :) My favorite bands r bullet ofr my valentine, my chemical romance, skillet, seether...and thats just a small few of them lol! Im not a girly girly and usally dont hang with them, there quite boring...been there not headin back too not ballin for me :D so yea thats me a small part of me but i don't feel like putting my whole life story and who i am on here! But if you would like to get to know me, I love meeting new ppl! So just send me an email :) im not that hard to get along with :)
LOCATION- Texas, but i wish to move somewhere else...to humid here...
FAV. AUTHORS-psh everything books r ballin!
ALL TIME FAV. POEM- ROBERT FROST:NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY
HEY BELLA DID YOU FALL AGAIN-EMMETT
NO EMMETT I PUNCHED A WEREWOLF IN THE FACE-BELLA (ECLIPSE)
by the way the movie so screwed that moment up...so pissed!
FAV. SAYING- CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT
MADE UP SAYING- WHEN TRUTH AND LIES MEET DREAMS ARE BORN
FAV. QUESTION?- Can I ask you a question?
What is your name? Lindsay
Birthplace: a place in Texas
Current Location: Still in texas
School: Lufkin purple pride! sadly...wish i was still a hudson horent but my gay parentals...
Shoe size: 7 and a half
Eye Color: grayish blue, sometimes bright blue, sometimes green
Hair Color: strawberry blond
Zodiac Sign: Aquarious
How many pairs of shoes do you own? idk couple pairs for converes, vans, flipflops
McDonald's or Burger King: burger king
Pepsi or Coke: coke
Favorite Sport: vollyball
Favorite Color: Blue
Do you sing? all the time, I'm in choir
Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
Do you shower daily? Of course
Do you get sea sick? Nope
Do you believe in yourself? most of the time
Do you like thunderstorms? YES, it calms me
Favorite brand of clothing: don't have one
Do you love yourself? all the time but sometimes we fight(JK)
Who is your favorite famous person? Kellan lutz
Love or Hate? meet me in the middle
Work or Play? play
If your name was different, what would it be? idk something cool tho
Favorite song: Remedy by seether...great song listen to it!
Best rapper of all time: umm no real pref
Do you like pets? yesh
How many states have you been in? soon to be five :)
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? Itlay
Favorite dead person:my grandma
Demons or Angels? angels
Christina Aguilera or Brtiney Spears? neither, there both annoying. Sorry for anyone whos a fan
Do you have tattoos? no but I want a small one, on my back
Do you cry? not in front of anybody
Are you in love? no thank god, id rather not feel the heartbreak again thanks
If you could have any job, what would it be? FBI...kick some bad guy ass ;)
Are you a health freak? no
Do you get along with your parents? psh wat teen does rather just lock myself in my room and forget they're there
Do you play an instrument? Paino and the gutair, and i also sing
Number of CDs:I own to many to count
Number of Sibblings: one a little brother
Have you ever stolen from a store? nope
Have you ever been kicked out of a store? chick-fil-a...food fight tehe
Have you ever stolen from your friends? haha only as payback but they usally get it back by finding it in there fridge
Have you ever beat someone up? yea...
Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend? nope, i don't wanna be cheated on soooo i would supose the feeling would be mutal
Did you ever get cheated on? nah id kick his ass tehe
Have you ever turned down a dare? no well may be once, but thats a whole long story
Own a stuffed animal? Hell yes i own alot!
right or Left Handed? right
Have you ever broken any bones? no
Have you ever been stabbed/shot? no
Have you ever stayed up all night? yes
Do you think your attractive? it all depends, after I wake up, no.
Do you work? i will have to in a couple of weeks
Do you get good grades in school? yes
Number of Past Regrets:many
How do you alleviate stress?: I listen to music, read, write, and sing
Do you swear?: sometimes...haha
Were you popular in high school?: eh im friends with everyone cept the gay little preps
Best places you have ever been?: Minasota in winter, it was so pretty
Favorite food?: to many
Least favorite food?: Bananas, I'm alrigic
What type of music do you dislike most?: pop its sooo anoying!
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?: id like to believe so but i know thats a lie
Are you a risk taker?: hells yea!
What do you think about most?: random things
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: contacts
Hugs or kisses?: hugs
What is your bedtime?: i usally go to bed round midnight
Biggest pet peeve?: people who think there better than you when their not
I have low tolerance for people who: people who think they're better than everyone else
Do you sleep with the T.V. on?: no, the radio, not much of a tv person
Do you have a T.V. in your bedroom?: yes
Can you handle the truth?: yeah, i perfer the truth than lies
What are you afraid of?: spiders :/
Early bird or night owl?: night owl
Favorite quote?: Drugs and Meds only go so far than comes God
Biggest weakness?: Friends
Biggest fear?: nothing really
Are you close to your parents?: not really, I don't tell them everything
Any brothers or sisters?: a little brother
Worst habits?: bitting my nail
What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet?: Skydive
Where do you picture yourself in five years?: college
Are you laid back or high strung?: laid back
Do you like to try new things?: sometimes
Is family important to you?: hmmmm
Are you optimistic or pessimistic?: optimistic
Have you ever been engaged?: nope
Are you a procrastinator?: yes
Fly or drive?: drive
Favorite pasttime? talking with friends
Longest relationship?: couple months...
Biggest mistake?: i don't no i make them all the time
Craziest thing you've ever done?: I've done too many
Like to party?: yeah!
Set your own path or follow the crowd?: my own path
Are you selfish? sometimes
1. What is your occupation? High school
2. What color is your underwear? Blue
3. What are you listening to right now? my lil bro singin haha hes so cute
4. What was the last thing you ate? Mexican Chicken mmmm(:
5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue
6. How is the weather right now? too hot :P
7. Favorite drink? dr. p
8. Favorite sport to watch? don't like sports
9. Have you ever dyed your hair? Nope, I think my natural hair colour is fine.
10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? contacts
11. Pets? lots. im a country girl
12. What is your favorite T.V. show? desperate housewives
13. What was the last movie you watched? taken
14. Favorite day of the year? dont have one
15. What do you do to vent anger? listening to music
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? stuffed dog named Mr. Hugs. I've had him for 7 years and still do
17. Fall or Spring? fall
18. Hugs or kisses? hugs
19. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry. I despise blueberry. Ick.
20. What is on the floor of your closet? Books, clothes, paper, cats.
21.Favorite smell? Rose.
22. What inspires you? My life and my friends.
23. What are you afraid of? nothing point of living in the country
24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Spicy
25. Favorite car? baby blue sports car
26. Favorite dog breed? Huskie and Gremain Sherperd
27. Number of keys on your key ring? 1
28. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
29. How many states have you lived in? None stayin in Texas
30. How many cities have you lived in? 2
31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? If you really want me to kill myself or others around me sure, sometime in the future.
COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.
I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, Hay Lin rox, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Man Life Sucks (aka the poisoned doughnut of DOOM), Sivaroobini Lupin-Black,I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. XD
If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, Aximilli2, WWMTgirl, Sivaroobini Lupin-Black,I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
1. What is your Full name? Lindsay Louvier
2. Do you prefer Spongebob or Fairly Odd Parents? Spongebob
3. What is your Favorite part of your body? My hair.
4. What is your least favorite part of your body? My legs...
5. Who is/are your Favorite musician/s? too many to name!
6. What is your Favorite music genre?conutry!
7. What is your least favorite music genre? rap and pop
8. Who are your best Friend(s)?Bekah and Lulu (Maranda)
9. What is your best grade ever? A+ (100)
10. Do you shave? yes
11. Are your eyebrows plucked? No. i don't find the need to
12. How many spoken languages?a little pig lattin and french
13. What are your spoken languages? English
14. Do you own a car? No. im wish only 14!
15. What is your favorite drink? Dr. pepper
16. Are you still a virgin? Yes, and I plan on staying one til marriage.
17. Do you have a crush currently? yes! but i will not say his name only that he is hott!:)
18. What is your best subject? English,and reading
19. When do you have to wear a uniform? no our school is cool about that.
21. What is your favorite reality show? Ummm...i don't know! Barely ever watch tv
22. What is your hair color?a little copper in the winter and in the summer its blonde
23. What is your eye color? blue!
24. What do you aspire to be? i want to be a lawyer!
25. What is/are your hobby/hobbies? dancing, singing,reading,writing
26. What is your full name?Lindsay Louvier (wasn't this already asked?)
27. What color pants are you wearing? plaid pink,yellow and red! it looks cuter than it sounds!
28. What are you listening to right now?Music? Rodney akins,invisible shaken
29. Are your legs crossed? Yes.
30. What was the last thing you ate? Pickles! i love pickles!
31. If you were a crayon what color would you be? blue i love the colour blue! and it matches me!
32. What is the weather right now? sunny like always!
33. Last person you talked to on the phone?my friend Bekah!
34. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair, eyes, and smile
35. Do you like the person who had these first? I don't know the person do you?
36. What is your favorite drink? Dr. pepper this question was already asked!
37. Favorite alcoholic drink? None. I don't wanna go to jail!
38. Favorite sport? I don't like spots their boring! I like adventure and spots aren't that!
39. Do you wear contacts? yes!
40. Are you to shy to ask someone out? Depends who...and for who for...
41. Do you like marmite? that means fun right? If so then I love it!
42. Summer or Winter? Winter. I like the cold!
43. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla!
44. LIVING ARRANGMENTS? My mom,my step-dad,me,my annoying little brother!
45. Did you wake up before your alarm went off? Does my mom count? If so than no!
46. Salted, Plain or Buttered Popcorn? Buttered. Yum!
47. Can you juggle? One? Yes. Two? No.
48. Favorite day of the week? saturday! no school I don't like sunday because it means monday is coming!
Here are some thing that I thought were sad/funny/true:
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you butthole."
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(does anyone get it...?)
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course)
Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.
"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Words to live by
- He who laughs last thinks slowest
- Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.
- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
- Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
- 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
- One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject
- We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
- Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
- If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
- A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"
- A day without light is, well, night
- Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
- Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars
- Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
- I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.
- If anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand
Here are some reasons that I owe my mother:
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
Why America has some issues...
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
I love those copy paste things!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, school.and.boredom.sucks, I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT,
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ugh, I was on the choir last year)
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your hands usually sweat, and you know you're sick when they're dry, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
If you make code names for your hated teachers with your classmates that is somehow related to how those teachers look like, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom, BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, boredom.and.school.sucks, I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT,
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
A kindergarten teacher told her class to draw a picture, then went around and asked everyone, one by one, what they were drawing. Without looking up, one little girl said, “I'm drawing a picture of God.” “But no one knows what God looks like,” her teacher reminded her. “They will in a minute.”
._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
really funny joke:
Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone to Europe." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comforable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him to Europe."
time for some random shit:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
Read... Remember how you get correct when you study and follow instructions?
1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5
Support the fine arts, shoot a rapper.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and tell David Blaine he's fired.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze in enemies eyes...
I wouldn't be bored if I was with you, but guess what... I'm bored...
Some people say 'Nothing lasts forever'.. those people are complete idiots... Something does, and that's BOREDOM
When people say that hypocrisy is bad. When they say never say never, point at them and say "You're the hipocryte, spelling you bad ass!"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
The Church will be edified
and the Devil TERRIFIED!
List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Emmett Cullen
2. Alice Cullen
4. Jasper Cullen
5. Carlaisle Cullen
8. Esme Cullen
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nah they are not even in the same book
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um...no. I think he's fabulous
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
- Umm...Twilight fans would come and kill the person who wrote that...NOT ME I SWEAR!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
- NO! Christian and Alice...Hmm...STILL NO!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
-Des/Carilsile or Christian/Mel... Christian and Mel. They would make a cute couple.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Umm...Des would kill Jake and Alice. Yeah not good...
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
- What happens when a heartbroken Mel is left to pick up her souless peices, and a souless Dimitri turned Strogi find each. And Mel might just be what could turn him back to normal. But what happens when their feels grow stronger. Who will he choose? Rose or Mel?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
- Friendly fluff. Like mother and son fluff. I mean its Emmett and Esme!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
- Don't wanna answer that...
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
- something to do with mothers
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
-WARNING GUYS BEING GUYS!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
-A long time ago...
Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.
Opening credits: I Caught Fire(in your eyes) by the used
Waking up: Sugar We're Going Down by Fallout Boy
First day of school: Dance Dance by fallout boy
Falling in love: Going Under by Evanesence
Fighting: Smooth Criminal by Alein Ant Farm
Breaking up: Send The Pain Below by Chevelle
Driving: Crazy by Simple Plan
Flashback: Know Your Enemy by GreenDay
Mental Breakdown: Pain by Three Days Grace
Getting back together: Fall For You by Secondhand Serende
Wedding: Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls
Birth of a child: What Ive Done by Linkin Park
Final battle: Scars by Papa Roach
Death scene: Here Without You by Three Doors Down
Funeral: All these things I hate(relvove around me) by Bullet For My Valentine
End credits: This Is The Best Day Ever by My Chemical Romance