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Joined 06-23-08, id: 1613468, Profile Updated: 07-03-08
Author has written 10 stories for House, M.D..

My name is Sam.
I'm 19 years old.
I love to write.
I also have really bad A.D.D (in my mind anyway) so some stories may not be updated for a while, but then I'll start a new story. This happens because I can't keep my mind from wandering, so I'll get new ideas, and not be able to write anything for any other story. Example below.
(I got the idea for 'Manifold Identity', and tried to write chapters 4&5 for 'Verbal Contract' and kept screwing it up.)

Stories I am currently working on.

(The bolded ones are the ones I've started on.)

1. Cuddy fears that House compares her to Stacy, and will never be able to love her like he loved her.

2. Why don't Cuddy and House call each other by their first names?

3. 5 times Lisa Cuddy has been terrified.

4. House fantasises about Cuddy in the shower; what does Cuddy fantasise about?

5. Cuddy goes to a play with House. He falls asleep and dreams about people he knows being the characters.

6. A patient stabs Cuddy with a syringe full of liquid x; House takes care of her.

Reviews are more than appreciated. I feed off of them. Don't be afraid to criticize, it usually makes me write a million times better the next time. Feel free to throw ideas out there too, I'll give ya credit if I use them.

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Gift of Screws by Duckie Nicks reviews
For a price, House agrees to celebrate Purim with Cuddy and Rachel. But although he's getting all the sex he wants, he's still not sure he'll be able to last the weekend. Established relationship, contains sexual situations. House/Cuddy. COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 334,629 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Dangerous Liaisons by pokeitlikejello reviews
Cuddy enters a relationship and isn't prepared for the damage that is to come.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 110,061 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
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Verbal Contract reviews
What if House hadn't saved Joey Arnello? How far will Bill go to destroy House? Based on the episode 'Mob Rules'. Kind of AU, Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Who's Your Daddy? reviews
Cuddy is going through a mid-life crisis after finding out she's infertile. She turns to her guys for help and ends up pregnant, but which one is the father? H/Cu/W; mindblowing hotness.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
The Long Haul reviews
Things have changed between all of them since the accident, so what better way to get their friendships back on track than a three thousand mile road trip to California? H/Cu/W; love triangle.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Happy Bachelor reviews
Basically a sequel to 'What's Your Fantasy'; established relationship; Huddy. Rated M.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
What's Your Fantasy? reviews
PWP? Pure smut, rated M, and don't worry, nothing bad is happening/will happen to Cuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Manifold Identity reviews
Cuddy is being stalked, but there's much more to it than meets the eye. I got sucked into the whole stalker S/L, but gave it my own twist All our favorite things Huddy smut, violence, and suspense! Rated M
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Crayola Lies reviews
House and Cuddy hate each other, but the reason why is completely unexpected.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - L. Cuddy
The Persuasion of Lisa Cuddy reviews
Lisa Cuddy is a push over; and that's just what Detective Michael Tritter is counting on. Kind of Huddy, set during Tritter arc. Not sure about continuing this, no one seems to be into it.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Queen of Hearts reviews
Another poker benefit, and this time House and Wilson are betting on more than money. H/Cu/W
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Pill Poppers reviews
How did House know Cuddy was on birth control? Oneshot;Huddy. Based on the episode 'Mirror, Mirror'. Rated M
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete