EdWaRd CuLLeN LuVs Me BeSt
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Hi my name is Alicia and I luvvvvv edward cullen!! Don't come near me unless you are a vampire!! If you haven't read the twilight series by stephine meyer yet go shoot yourself in the foot!! IF YOU ARE A JACOB FAN KEEP AWAY!! I AM GONNA EAT YOU !! RAWWWWWW #@!&#@#&

MY FAVORITE TWILIGHT STORIES ARE- Family Therapy Cullen Style AND Parenting Skills 101 BOTH BY THE AMAZING AUTHOR vjgm!!YAY

YOU GUYS NEED TO READ MY AWSOME STORY !! READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT!!... WOAH GOT A LIL DIZZY THERE

WE ARE TEAM EDWARD. OUR GOAL IS TO MASSACRE WAREWOLVES. (well only jacob) (AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS COMPETION TO EDWARD...)

ifyouhaveeverranyourwordstogethertryingtotslkreallyfastliketheCullen's copy &paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, copy this into your profile. I

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile(Now I like it when it rains..haha)

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you listen to Debussy just because Edward Cullen does, copy this and put into your profile

If you love to make random stories about the Cullen Family and Bella,copy this and put it into your profile

When somebody asks you " Is that good?" and you say "Well its no itterable grizzly" copy this and put into your profile ~

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...(and my friend Johnny)(who is not gay if thats what you were thinking) copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Edward hears voices...and they don't like you

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

what's cookin' good lookin'? and yes i'm assuming you're good lookin' lol

spread the love today! i'm totally about spreading the love people ok so you better do it or it's NO MORE FANFICTION FOR YOU!

and you will die in eleven days...hahahahahahahah...you really will you know...hahahahahahah...i'm serious okay!

you know how i know you will die? BECAUSE I WILL COME AFTER YOU MYSELF! hahahahahaha

I LOVE VAMPIRES!

TWILIGHT, NEW MOON,ECLIPSE and BREAKING DAWN are DA BOMB!(yes i already finished breaking dawn!!)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny on Your profile to help him dominate the world!

Yay Bunny! (\_/)
Yay Bunny!(='.'=)
Yay Bunny!(")_(")

WHO'S WITH ME ON THAT? WHOOOO! lolz

btw any edward cullen lovers out there? WELL BACK OFF! HE'S MINE! cause you know, us vamps have got to stick together, right edward?

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The wolf imprints the fox by Pocketsnposies reviews
After Renesmee rejects Jacob's feelings for her, Jacob is left heartbroken. He saves a young vixen and somehow imprints on her. Now he has to help this young fox try to figure out who she was, with a long faded scent and an incomplete memory. JacobXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,889 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jacob - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Changing Fate by EllaRose00 reviews
My version of Twilight from Edward's POV. I've read others but I felt like there was more going on with Edward. Let me know what you think. It takes place after SM first chapter of Midnight Sun that can be found on her website.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Eternally Broken by XOtwilightXOforeverXO reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Then she gets the biggest shock of her life. 50 years later she’s in a famous band, but what happens when she sees the Cullens again. Will she take Edward back?SORRY ON TEMPERARY HIATUS TIL I GET NEW IDEAS BUT CHECK OUT MY OTHER STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Bella
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Twilight Series the condensed version reviews
This is the Twilight Series..almost..but still just as awsome.This hysterical,oneshot will hit the funny bone of many twilight/edward fans.imagine the twilight series without all those other words to distract you from edward cullen/jacob black/bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete