Jeysie
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Joined 06-23-08, id: 1613700, Profile Updated: 12-01-10
Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hello there, random fanfic reader who is looking at my profile. I'm a mild-mannered wannabe geek fangirl with a demented sense of humor who loves men, creativity, making obscure references, helping people, making people laugh, and making people think.

The fanfic I post here is likely to consist almost entirely of short one-shots dedicated to scifi and fantasy properties. Mostly Transformers at the moment, and most of those from old entries for a writing contest on the IDW Publishing forums, but I might well write other universes from time to time.

I typically don't write romantic stories (well, nothing beyond "slightly mushy", anyway), but there might be some violent smashiness now and then.

If you happen to like what you see here, I recommend taking a look at my homepage, as it has some stuff that can't be posted here - mainly comic scripts that have been illustrated and published as part of an ongoing Transformers-related fan comic project.

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Of the Gold Clad Behinds of Patricians by Linxcat reviews
Moist had never addressed a crowd this big before. He'd never been in a position of such authority without the oddly reassuring notion that if he made a total prat of himself and messed everything up, Vetinari would just hang him. Again.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Moist von L. - Complete
Murder by Publicity by Seraphina2 reviews
Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
Wing Nuts by Thing With No Talent reviews
G1. Formerly 28 Aerialbots, until the crazy jets took over the story. We're flying without a destination now. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Barf bags are under the seat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,562 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
Twenty Eight Dead Ends by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 Part of the 28 Dead End ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme, about Dead End, the mopey!goth Stunticon. Mostly PG, but a few entries are slashy. Chapters not necessarily related.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Dead End
Aerialbot shorts by ToaVeka reviews
Just a few short litte stories about my favourite Transformers; the Aerialbots from G1 It's rather short right now, but I'll add to it often.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Dogfight They who dance with death by ToaVeka reviews
G1 Aerialbot centric. I was given a request to write a fic where Skydive got to be the master flyer/tactician he was supposed to be. I was happy to oblige.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Do You Know What it Feels like by ajremix reviews
IDW 'verse. Mad scientists, gender bending and creating one's own downfall. An exercise in understanding Spotlight Arcee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Arcee - Complete
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Kancho by NTLDR reviews
G1. Sideswipe discovers the biggest prank to never hit America.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
The Aerialbots Five Pheonixes by ToaVeka reviews
Oneshot. The Aerialbots have a secret that they will never, can never share with the Autobots. Odd, seeing as it seems no big deal. So what if they’re not actually brothers? Or the same age? But wait… they were sparked together… Right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
28 Perceptors by Hellsfirescythe reviews
Twenty eight different facets of Autobot Scientist Perceptor. Each chapter comes with own rating and warnings, reader be advised, there is slash in some.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007
He Ain't Heavy, Though He Might Be Crazy by Tirya King reviews
[G1] Response to the 28's meme. They save lives, defy evil masterminds, and join to form one of the most powerful gestaults ever, but can they stand each other and keep their sanity intact? A Protectobot's life is never easy, especially with four brothers
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Iacon Noir by Charles RocketBoy reviews
(Set in TMUK continuity) It's 2016. A murder has occured, and a politically-charged one at that. If Nightbeat doesn't crack the case soon, the Autobot's will lose their support from Star Saber and be doomed to extinction.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2004
Collateral Damage by Princess Artemis reviews
The first day awake for the second wave of Autobots ends up being a deadly one for a few humans caught in the crossfire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Perceptor - Complete
Why The Ark Has No Doors by Princess Artemis reviews
It has been asked why the Autobots never tried to make the Ark more secure. Well...they did. It just didn't work out as planned. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Wheeljack - Complete
To Die at Dawn by Allronix reviews
(Missing Scene from KQ4) As Graham lies dying, the newfound Prince Alexander keeps a nervous vigil over both his father and the last of his old life as Gwydion.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2003
Sueage by Princess Artemis reviews
See Jazz bored. See Jazz so bored he drags Perceptor to a nightclub. See Jazz REALLY wish he hadn't done that. INTENTIONAL MARY SUE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Jazz, Perceptor - Complete
Dust to Rust by Princess Artemis reviews
Little Perceptor POV shortly after the episode Cosmic Rust. Pondering a might–have–been...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Perceptor - Complete
Teeth of the Lab Rat by Princess Artemis reviews
TF G1. A short jaunt to Earth results in Perceptor's discovery of a Quintesson experiment that hits a little too close to home. Subject to revision...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Jazz, Perceptor - Complete
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Pawns of the Gestalt reviews
When Thundercracker goes searching for a lost wingmate, he finds himself dangerous trouble instead. "Shattered Glass" continuity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Arcee, Thundercracker - Complete
Voices Carry reviews
Bluestreak has a duty he's no longer sure he wants to fulfill. Sunbowverse continuity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bluestreak, Nightbeat - Complete
Transformers Drabbles reviews
Various 100-word stories involving Transformers. Updated whenever I think of a new story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
The Class of '57 reviews
Skydive has to come to terms with the Great War turning some of his old students into the enemy. IDWverse continuity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Skydive - Complete
Leader For a Day reviews
Megatron hands over the reins to Starscream for a day in the hopes of teaching him a lesson about what it really means to lead the Decepticons. Sunbowverse continuity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Plights of Bored Decepticons reviews
Snapdragon finds out the hard way that being a late riser around Decepticons with too much time on their hands is never a good idea. Sunbowverse/Headmaster continuity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Snapdragon, Rumble - Complete
Big Hands, Small Gestures
Defensor deals with the frustration of trying to help people who find him just as frightening as they do the Decepticons. Sunbowverse continuity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Defensor, Bruticus - Complete