Shuji Nonohana
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Joined 06-23-08, id: 1614022, Profile Updated: 08-01-11
Author has written 20 stories for Hayate the Combat Butler, Gintama, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Bleach, Pokémon, Disgaea, BlazBlue, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Marvel vs Capcom.

About me. Age: 18.

Gender: I'm probably a guy.

Hair: Short, brunnette.

Real Name: Abandoned.

Shuji Nonohana, at your indentured service! I'm sorry for the slow updates, but real life is killing me here! I do promise to get back to every forgotten story (eventually)!

Stories so far...

Wasuremasu! Hayate's Forgotten?

A Romance/Action/Adventure, with the action being more prevalent in later chapters.

Unreachable Happiness

About the happiness Nozomu never accepts, and others who have found their happiness. Planning on making separate stories that focus on other different students.

Dare Moraimasu Hayate

I keep getting ideas for this, but they all suck. A five-part fanfiction I hope to complete one day.

Wes, Miles and Miu

A Pokemon fanfiction focusing on the relationship between a boy named Wes and his friends a Staravia and Mawile as they travel all around the world.

Kuusou Zetsubou

Nozomu is a civil servant in the 12th century whisked away by a time traveler named Kafuka.

Future plans:

A Mahou Sensei Negima and Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei crossover. The Students' Teachers.

Nozomu's whole class needs to transfer into Mahora Academy. They share a homeroom with Negi Springfield. Zetsubou's class adjusts to a class of magic users. They get involved with a plot revolving around the nature of Nozomu's overwhelming Negative attitude.

Unnamed Hetalia Project

I have several ideas involving multiple characters, sometimes all at once. Given the nature of my series, this may continue for a while once I get started.

Hetalia Axis Powers: RussiaxChina, ItalyxGermany (it's gonna happen) JapanxTaiwan, BelarusxRussia, UkrainexCanada, AustriaxHungary, PrussiaxAustria, AustriaxPiano, EnglandxAmerica, EnglandxFlyingMintBunny, AmericaxBelarus, LithuaniaxPoland, SwedenxFinland, SealandxWy, and SealandxSeychelles (crack).

Hayate no Gotoku: HayatexMaria, HayatexHina, HayatexNishizawa, HayatexNagi, WataruxSaki, WataruxSonia (I just can't ever see Wataru confessing to Isumi.)

One Piece: LuffyxNami, RobinxChopper, RobinxLuffy.

Gintama: GinxSa-chan. ShinpachixKagura and (don't judge me) ShinpachixOtae.

Case Closed: ShinichixRan, ShinichixShiho, ConanxAyumi.

Soul Eater: MakaxSoul, Death the KidxMaka, MakaxCrona.

Death Note: LxMisa.

Code Geass: C.C.x Lelouch, LelouchxKaren

Eyeshield 21: MontaxMamori, SenaxMamori, SenaxSuzuna.

Muhyo and Rouji: MuhyoxBiko, RoujixNana

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: NozomuxKiri, NozomuxMatoi, NozomuxAbiru, NozomuxKafuka, NozomuxMayo, JunxNami, KirixMajiru, MeruxMajiru... too many!

Bleach: HitsugayaxMomo, IchigoxOrihime, RenjixRukia, Hitsugayax Matsumoto, JintaxUruru, HanataroxAnybody.

More about Shuji and his stories...

What's that? More about me? Nah, you don't want to listen to this old man talk (Only 18). Oh, alright. I am a writer of a majority of awkward situations. My start came with Hayate's Forgotten, and it's been a continuing story since, but chapters were so much easier to write when I merely focused on throwing in any random action into the story and expecting it to play out. Now I'm too busy trying to tie up the loose ends I perceive to write more than a chapter every three months or more! I am of course determined to actually finish the story I started, but given it's recent bump to full Adventure/Romance status, that may take a while.

About Unreachable Happiness, it started out in somewhat the same way. A Comedy/Romance with hints at a bigger story that eventually came out. Then the bigger story came out and, mixed in with a daily dose of despair that seems to be malignant now, it became the soul searching story it is today. This one is actually almost finished, I just need to come up with a conclusion to Majiru's story, and a conclusion overall. I haven't been able to focus on many other stories because I was worried about this one, but it'll get done, eventually.

Dare Moraimasu Hayate came about as a break from the adventure genre I molded my other Hayate story into. Then I realized that love triangles are hard. Rest assured, I'm actually working on this one!

Kuusou Zetsubou was an idea at first. That idea existed because the OP to Zoku Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei is called, Kuusou Rumba. I know about the whole allegory to dancing together in death, but Kuusou means "Fantasy". I just couldn't have that go by without a lot of crazy ideas. They all have their canon personalities, but there are some I develop upon, and some I blow out of proportion (like Kafuka's ability to develop logic that shouldn't even exist). Anyways, there is no majority lead here. The story starts with sci-fi, but the whole fantasy thing comes in way before, when you realize that Komori is an actual Zashiki-Warashi now. A ton of other things come into play, but to list anything else here would ruin them in the story.

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Ask Roronoa Zoro by mischeifmaiden reviews
Zoro answering the real questions about life. And maybe probably being tortured too.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,153 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Zoro - Complete
Conclusion of Clovers Complete by Youmomagon reviews
The updated version of CoC. Quite possibly the happiest ending possible for Carl. Ada restored back to human form...returning home...and a love between brother and sister that won't soon be forgotten...
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Carl C., Nirvana]
Smile by Panic Moon reviews
Kafuka thinks Nozomu should smile more often. It doesn't work as planned.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Nozomu I., Kafuka F. - Complete
Is this where I belong? by Amala Zena reviews
A female Kira story. Crossover with Gundam Seed and Gundam 00. Will the Gundam 00 universe be the same with the Ultimate Coordinator? How will the outcome change? Discontinued.
Crossover - Gundam Seed & Gundam 00 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,945 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kira Y., Setsuna - Complete
Hina No Ecchi by Veneficus21 reviews
A collection of short love stories, Usually pairing someone up with Hayate. Current Story: Hayate goes to Isumi's to return her phone, but things get complicated
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hayate, Hinagiku
The Ultimate Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Fanfiction by MalkyTop reviews
This is a fanfiction, not an anime! Warning: This may cause ruptures of spleens or exploding funny bones. Or at least, I'd like it to because it would make me feel confidant about my writing skills. Warning: This is not really the Ultimate SZS Fanfiction.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,825 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The Misunderstood OneeChan by Unluckyaura013 reviews
Two Sisters,One love. Full of emotions that weren't expressed. Now those feelings will be expressed in this one shot. Just a one shot telling the tale of the love of two sisters; Hinagiku and Yukiji Katsura-sensei.Enjoy the story but dont forget to revi
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Yukiji, Hinagiku - Complete
The Ambiguous Case of Narrator san by X Inori x reviews
-COMPLETE!- Something is terribly wrong in the Sanenzin mansion... something so terrible it can't be mentioned in the summary of this fic! One thing is certain...detective Nagi, Hayate, and Maria are on the case! -CHAPTER 5 IS UP!-
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hayate, Nagi - Complete
Locker by ills reviews
Kiri/Nozomu. The Grim Reaper's presence although romantic was just a simple excuse to get what she desired. Surely he wouldn't ask her to leave this world with him without first taking a series of stolen kisses, would he?
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Kiri K., Nozomu I. - Complete
Maybe Next Time by Amala Zena reviews
Hayate certainly didn't expect today to be any stranger than usual. But what's this about talking dolls? Hopefully, with Maria by his side and some unexpected help they'll get to the bottom of this!
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Hayate, Maria
Asker and Responder by Galbert-Kun reviews
Hayate and Hinagiku have been getting closer as of late. An important event is coming up. Will their friendship progress? *By Request. Final Chapter added*
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Hayate, Hinagiku - Complete
Kingdom Tama: Gin iro no Sora by Kurosuzaku reviews
Kingdom Soul: The Silver Sora ... The residents of Gintama are trapped in a warped Kingdom Hearts universe where Gintoki plays the role of Sora. He must put a stop to the Tamaless stealing people's 'tama'... NOT THAT 'TAMA' YOU GUYS!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/3/2009
Sayonara Mr Zetsubou! by frost-bite-killer reviews
Tenten is on her way to meet her team when she finds a blonde boy hanging from a tree. Her meeting with him will change her life along with many others. Naruto/Tenten/Kiri/Matoi/Harumi
Crossover - Naruto & Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Date by The Cactus reviews
Hinagiku and Hayate on a.. date?
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Hinagiku, Hayate - Complete
Becoming a Man by EnyoAzul reviews
A HanataroXYachiru relationship set 35-40 years after Hueco Mundo arc.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Yachiru K.
Nightmares by MalkyTop reviews
Brave Little Toaster. That horrible night, five traveling appliances stopped to rest. Five dreaming appliances had unforgettable nightmares.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Fun with Okita by innersexy reviews
This is a humorous story about what Okita does on a snowy day in Edo. I have put my blood , sweat, and useless anime hours that will never help me in the future ahh into this. So Please read!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,063 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Okita S., Hijikata T.
Trials and Tribulations by Shad0wHunter reviews
When Hayate discovers a sinister plot targeting the Sanzenin estate, he is thrust into a world of magic, super powers, scantily clad women, and giant robots. And during all this, Hayate starts to notice the fairer sex. Who will he fall for? COME FIND OUT!
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,203 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008
The Legend of Zelda: Complete Collection by soulofthepenandpaper reviews
Over the four books combined into one, Link's love for Zelda takes them on a journey to save Hyrule. While in the process of trying to defeat Ganondorf, Link must protect Zelda at all costs even if it did mean, destroying himself.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Adventures in Lightning Digitally Rewritten by Shad0wHunter reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Lee, Tenten, and Kakashi find themselves on a diplomatic mission to the Lightning country. Can love blossom on this mission? AU Later on. Improved version of Adventures in Lightning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,250 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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Alley of Fortune reviews
In the one, dank, dark alley Orient Town is capable of, a certain plain gone awry and a chance encounter mark the beginning of something beautiful.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Platinum, Makoto
Sena's Feelings reviews
Sena finds feelings for Luna he hadn't discovered before. Luna is indifferent. Trinity Helps! SenaxLuna
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Platinum, Trinity
Reasoning reviews
A certain succubus meets a hapless lawyer drinking grape juice outside a burger restaurant. After her offer is rejected, and a scuffle ensues, the aftermath places Mr. Wright in a very desperate situation!
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Morrigan A., Phoenix W.
A Silent Kiss reviews
At around wintertime, a hotblooded young man, whose hotbloodedness prevents snow from touching Holt Village, was seen with a certain mascot girl.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Adell, Pleinair - Complete
Phoenix Wright: I'm a Lawyer, not a Fighter reviews
Phoenix Wright has been summoned to fight in an upcoming fighting game! But how do you fight when your home game doesn't even involve fighting?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick
Wasuremasu! Hayate's Forgotten? reviews
Hayate goes on a journey to find out why noone remembers him. As it turns out, there's a huge organized conspiracy in the works. Hayate's brother may or may not be involved, but as he gets closer to the truth, he finds things he wishes he could forget.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,658 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hayate, Maria
Kuusou Zetsubou reviews
Fantasy Despair. An epic tale depicting one depressed man's travels through time with an optimistic girl and an adventure that changes his life forever.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Nozomu I., Kafuka F.
The Prinnies Ultimate Fate reviews
Prinny 2 Fanfic. One look at what happens after the Prinnies die at Etna's hand, and are desecrated in the worst way possible. Slight OOC.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Etna, Prinny
Dare Moraimasu Hayate? reviews
Who gets Hayate?" is the title. Hinagiku loves Hayate. Nishizawa also loves Hayate. What happens when they each try to make a move? HayatexHinagiku and HayatexNishizawa. Please R & R!
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Hayate
Wes, Miles, and Miu reviews
A guy who can talk to Pokemon embarks on a journey with his best friend Miles, a Staravia. He encounters a Mawile abandoned by her trainer and decides to take her in. Wes, Miles and Miu set out to travel everywhere.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Mawile/Kucheat, Staravia/Mukubird
Kihen, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei reviews
A shortening of Kigahen, which means Crazy, Insane or Mad. Zetsubou-Sensei finds new things to despair about. In the midst of all the madness, Kafuka turns dark situations light. A story with no plot to speak of.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Nozomu I.
Unreachable Happiness Formerly Nozomu's Harem reviews
Just say the first title. Up until now, Nozomu didn't think he could ever be loved. Now, he's faced with more problems than just being loved! NozomuxMultiple, MajiruxMeru and Komori, and JunxNami. Philosophy relevant. Story Tone changes from time to time.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Nozomu I., Kafuka F.
Unfortunately, Christmas Isn't Happy for Everyone reviews
Hayate tries not to embarrass Nagi at a party hosted by the Itoshiki family. Nozomu is in despair yet again. He feels guilty for not getting anything for the class who got him a so much for Christmas. This is the result of when those two problems collide.
Crossover - Hayate the Combat Butler & Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Hayate, Nozomu I. - Complete
The Books are Arranged Alphabetically
Chiri gets mad at Jun. Jun tries to calm her down. One word leads to many, and romance blooms. Has an epilogue. The second of my five random Zetsubou-sensei pairing stories.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Chiri K. - Complete
Beauty and the Bookworm reviews
The first of five seperate stories. Rin was saving her marriage for someone special. Could Jun be the one? Meanwhile, Jun has started noticing Rin... and tells her a story. RinxJun Pairing.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Summer of Despair: Dazai Osamu reviews
Nozomu's interpretation of the story of how Dazai died, and the rumor that his lover killed him and herself. This is a piece of fiction BASED on the death of Osamu Dazai and Tomie Yamazaki, through the perspective of Zetsubou-sensei.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
New recruit Hanatarou Yamada? reviews
This is bad. These women are treating me like.... I don't know! It was a bad Idea to clean the Shinigami Women's Association meeting room... Help me Please! HanatarouxHarem. More characters after the first chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Hanatarō Y.
Love is an illusion if the opposite tells lies reviews
Sa-chan plots to get Gin... but she then becomes involved with the Yorozuya highjinks. In other news, Shinpachi may finally get a girlfriend! Sa-chanxGin. Mixed in with a little ShinxTae and ShinxKagura. Because I said so.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Gintoki S., Sarutobi A./Sacchan
He who is Without Love reviews
Who is Linn Regiostar? Linn had love... but then lost it. Now, he takes another shot at love. But the consequences could be dire! Pairing: Undecided until after first chapter. Take a look into the dead Priest's life!
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Linn
He should be remembering Santa reviews
But he isn't. He has more problems to deal with than consorting with that evil person. Why is everybody kissing him of all people?
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hayate - Complete