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Various HP Drabbles by
lordhellebore reviews
I'll use this to upload all of my unrelated HP drabbles. They're not an ongoing story; I simply find it silly to upload each seperately, since they're so short. Gen, het, and slash in various pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 8/15/2008
Lucius and the Shrink by
notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Marriage Stone by
Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16436 - Favs: 12,708 - Follows: 10,853 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Boat by
Yasona Black reviews
When Harry dies as an old man, his hated childhood professor is the one who comes to take him to the after-life. Can the unlikely pair finally understand each other in death? And what if they're not actually dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Eden by
obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Morals by
thomas hobbs reviews
Snape and Malfoy senior try to tell a bed time story to little Draco. I hope it's funny, I think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Enspelled by
Dafina reviews
Lucius casts a powerful curse upon Hermione. Severus must help her resist its effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,332 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Long Goodbye and a Slow Becoming by
lordhellebore reviews
Remus doesn't seek love, just another parent for his son. Severus is tired of being alone. DH-compliant except for them surviving. Drabble series, four drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - [Remus L., Severus S.] - Complete
Heat by
teawithremus reviews
Severus Snape teaches Remus Lupin just how enjoyable private Potions lessons can be! SS x RL set in Marauder's era Hogwarts years. NC-17/NSFW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Purgatory by
lordhellebore reviews
WIP: Even in the afterlife, Snape can't leave old grudges, bitterness and obsessive love behind, thus sentencing himself to an existence in pain and regret. He'll have to learn the hard way – and just maybe, Remus Lupin can be of assistance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - [Severus S., Remus L.] [Sirius B., Peter P.]
A Fistful of Fun by
albe-chan reviews
Lucius finds Remus, alone, near the dungeons, and decides to exert some of his power of the smaller boy. But he doesn't expect a punch to unleash the beast within Remus. SLASH. SMUT. SEX. MATURE. Dominant Remus. ONESHOT. RLLM. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Lucius M., Remus L. - Complete
What lies between us by
crackpot old fool reviews
*ONESHOT* Severus and Hermione at the end of the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by
Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Snape's First Time by
Bamfwriter reviews
SLASH, but barely. Very mild and innocent. Everyone remembers their first time. SnapeRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Eight Years Later by
Strega Brava reviews
Harry visits the office of the Headmistress of Hogwarts to speak to the portrait of a former Headmaster. DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU HAVE NOT READ DEATHLY HALLOWS BECAUSE THERE ARE SPOILERS! Written in about 45 minutes. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dora's Little Question by
Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] 'Where do babies come from' How are the Marauders going to handle five-year-old Nymphadora's question? [Marauders' Era]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Slash and Burn: The Slytherin Sex God by
NaughtyTautology reviews
Severus Snape IS the Slytherin Sex God. Unfortunately, he's the only one who thinks so. New chapter! Hogwarts employment isn't always so glamorous...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Train Ride by
Huldra reviews
A few years after Remus graduated from Hogwarts, he meets a highly unexpected person on the train from London... Will the meeting change anything between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Fathers and Sons by
Hopeakaarme reviews
A Severitus response. On his 16th birthday, Harry receives an owl from the past from Remus Lupin, sent 15 years ago. What starts from there changes a lot. SLASH RLSS Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bet by
akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Teacher's Pet by
Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
What Percy Saw by
lordhellebore reviews
Starting with a detention in his first year at Hogwarts, Percy over the years gets to know a side of Snape most other people have no idea exists. Why does he trust him even after the events of HBP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 12/28/2005 - [Severus S., Percy W.] - Complete
To Regain Lost Time by
lordhellebore reviews
Lupin has been missing for six months. When he's found in bad conditions, Snape makes a discovery that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,124 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - [Severus S., Remus L.] - Complete
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by
dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Two Out of Three Ain't Bad by
KatieBell70 reviews
Sirius is bored and lonely and Tonks is hopelessly in love with his best friend. One night she makes him an offer he can't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Love and Redemption a Snupin Novella by
BuntyBronte reviews
An epic love story as edited by Elizabeth Gaskill with help from someone who watches too many costume dramas. Au but with undertones of canon. Desperately hoping for reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
A Stranger To Me by
Sea Priestess reviews
After a mysterious yearlong absence, a man claiming to be Severus returns to Hogwarts. Remus should be overjoyed. His niggling doubts, however, are too numerous to ignore. Slash HurtComfort RLSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by
Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 618 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bottoms by
Sea Priestess reviews
Percy quizzes Snape on a topic which has been troubling him for some time. Set in GoF. WARNING: Contains slashy innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Severus S., Percy W. - Complete
It started with a book by
Shiv5468 reviews
Now completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,913 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Surrender by
CoriWhoWritesStuff reviews
Remus Lupin is paying far too much attention to Severus Snape. Slightly AU. One-shot. SSRL. In other words, the usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Ultimate Flame by
CoriWhoWritesStuff reviews
Snape and Black engage in a little note-passing in class. Rated for language. Slash only mentioned briefly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S.
A Change for the Better by
lordhellebore reviews
Having been revealed as a spy, Severus barely survives. But considering the fate he has to suffer, wouldn't it have been better if he had died?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2005 - [Severus S., Remus L.] - Complete
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep by
quiffed reviews
Sirius is a bit effed up. And Remus is more desirable than anyone would have thought... Set around the time of Goblet Of Fire. You have been warned: Incest. Sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B., N. Tonks
Howdy by
Juxian Tang reviews
Snape and Lupin each (separately) make a decision to adopt a child. And they're both stubbornly determined to adopt the same child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
A Question of Preference by
Rosemont1021 reviews
"Tell me Lupin," Snape's voice was low and dangerous, "why would I have overheard the words Snape and sex spoken together in a room full of my former students?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Remus L., Severus S., Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Trying by
Snowballjane reviews
The trauma of war finally catches up with Severus Snape. Who can help him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
All We Have is Here and Now by
silver-sunn101 reviews
Set at the eve of the final battle. When Harry's in doubt, he finds that he can rely on Remus. HPRL slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
Growing Up by
Kireina1 reviews
SLASH: RLHP A cold winter's night and a few special words from Remus makes Harry's dreams come true. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
I Died in my Dreams by
DescendingAngel reviews
Time travel story with Snape, Lupin and McGonagall; caution: character death (sort of) (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Ask Snape by
ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
The Ambiguous Animagus by
Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Just Another Marauders Story by
Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Plot Bunny of Death by
The Treacle Tart reviews
This is what happens when you read too much fan fiction. It's not pretty. Rated R for language and blatant stupidity. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll run away screaming. You'll ask to have my computer destroyed.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Therapy by
Lady Feylene reviews
Albus decides that Severus needs to see a therapist. Too bad she's a total nutcase...(mild slash, OotP spoilers)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Remus L.
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by
Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Sex Ed Lesson by
Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
Coffee Is No Substitute For Waking Up Naked by
Doctor Strangelove reviews
After a hard night of partying Sirius wakes up naked. And he's not alone. Slash [SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Notes and Rebuttals by
debubs reviews
Mr. Moony and Mr. Padfoot are writing notes to each other; Chaos ensues-- name calling, threats, long lost teddy bears and rods being rammed up inappropriate orifices of the human body..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by
Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
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Sharing Space reviews
Severus Snape has had it with Longbottom and wants him out of his Potions Class. But what do you expect? When your prayers have been answered, there’s always a catch. SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Remus L., Severus S.
Not The Yellow Ducks reviews
Lord Voldemort and crew… and the masks behind their evil antics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Give Me Something Good To Eat reviews
Remus Lupin loves Halloween. Every year he pesters a particularly sour man for a treat, who is in never a generous mood to give such luxuries. Remus Lupin thinks that this year maybe different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Revive reviews
Everyone disappears eventually. And when someone does, all you can do is move on… or hang on. RL/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Godchild reviews
“Life’s unfair isn’t it Teddy? The moment you were born, I wished it never happened.” Laughs, sadness, angst and cussing. And everybody: “slash!” SS/RL, RL/NT. SnapeOOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Remus L., Severus S.
I Spy With My Little Eye reviews
Remus tries to convince Severus that someone knows of their secret relationship and that he be more serious about it. Short Dialogues…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Thirst of Vengeance reviews
Just when Remus thinks he has escaped the clutches of death, he falls into the hands of Severus. slash fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Severus S., Remus L.
Knock Knock reviews
Who's there? SS/RL Drabble garb
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Severus S., Remus L.
Still Here reviews
Severus' miserable life is finally over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Broken Record reviews
Snape and Lupin. Random dialogues. tehee!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Severus S., Remus L.
When you stand there reviews
Remus and Severus' confrontation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Random Tails reviews
Its about... Little Red Sleeping Beauty and the Hooded Sexy Beast..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete