When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.

A collection of companion readings for the main storyline featured in Quietus. Includes character lists and outtakes. WARNING: Contains potential spoilers. Do NOT read chapter 1 if you wish to keep guessing the identities of certain characters. All character identities now revealed as of October 2021.

"You," Sakura snarled with bared teeth. Sasuke gagged for air, clutching at her forearm, but she only pressed harder into him. Her green eyes crackled, and she wished she could burn him alive with the heat of her anger. — SasuSaku

AU. What if she decided to start parading around in a towel? SxS chapters 6 and up rated M

In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.

Sasuke never imagined he would be the type to follow a girl halfway across the world to go to college, but here he is...upsetting family tradition, sharing a dorm with a walking travesty that lives on ramen and trying to figure out what exactly baseball has to do with dating. [College AU]

After the war, Sakura suggests a new therapy to help Sasuke heal and get better sleep. The recovering Uchiha is uncomfortable with the implications of the healing and what the fluttering in his stomach means. Cannonverse, after the war, pre-Gaiden.

That girl she used to be died when he left. In its place is the promise to her village to kill him, the emotional scarring of a failed mission, and the determination to rely on no one but herself. All of that will be tested when Sasuke comes back, demanding her help.

In the aftermath of the war and his return, Sasuke and Sakura's relationship was moving towards Something. But when Sasuke must bind her with an ancient jutsu, their chance at happiness together may be ruined irreparably. fluff. angst. trope subversion.

[AU] He wasn't interested in marriage or a relationship and she wanted to marry for love. However, their families had already decided that the second son of a powerful clan in the business world was the perfect match for the heiress of a prestigious hospital.

Uchiha Sasuke was born in battle, and expects to die there. If the only difference he can make is to take as many of the enemy with him as possible, so be it. But one day, a chance encounter with an enemy warrior will alter the course of his destiny and that of his clan in ways he would never have imagined… [Warring States AU]

After witnessing a failed attempt at Tsunade's life, Sakura is forced to flee Konoha. Three years later, the Fourth Shinobi War is in full swing. While on the run, she's unexpectedly thrown together with one of the only people who can end Madara. SasuSaku. Post Ch 450 AU.

"I've waited for you to come back to me for more than a thousand years," Indra said. In which Sasuke loses Sakura to his ancestor. SasuSakuIndra

Take my hand. — sakura-centric, sasusaku.

AU-In one fell swoop, Sakura's college life is turned upside down after meeting Sasuke, heir to Uchiha Inc. and fiance of the Hyuuga Corp. heiress. Turns out, he's changing her as much as she's changing him - for the better. Paparazzi, class projects, friends, family, work, internships, and parties ensure for one hell of a time. REVISED SasSak, NarHin, NejTen, ShiTem, KibIno, more.

When the pirates whisked her away, Lieutenant Uchiha Sasuke charged valiantly after his fiancee only to find himself defeated by and prisoner to Haruno Sakura. Now he must choose: Submit, obey, and join or W a l k T h e P l a n k. SASuSAKu NARuHiNA Au

A young woman from the city, after encountering the cruel master of a hidden castle, becomes his prisoner while plotting her escape. AU.

He was a pirate, she was not. And somehow, like the formation of a villainous typhoon, their two worlds, two realities, collided / Pirate-fic SasuSaku AU / Minor NaruHina / adventure, badassery, comedy, drama, historical accuracy, 10% complete and so much more to go (8/2015) Definite sequel once finished

She doesn't want to stand in the shadow of her team or an old love anymore. He knows she isn't supposed to count in his world of wrath and twisted logic. Their paths crossing was never a fairytale.

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

Sasuke/Sakura. Sasuke walks back into Konoha with certain memories strategically removed. Sakura doesn't know if it does her heart good or bad that he still remembers her—but it stings when he doesn't remember Naruto. Sometimes, the big things are not so big after all.

AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?

AU. Sasuke is concerned for Sakura's safety. Sakura just wants Sasuke to go away. An argument ensues, and nothing is resolved. Bonus 30themes.

Highschool Fic! Sas/Sak Guys never seem to understand that just because you have pink hair and wear cute tennis outfits, it doesn't mean you can't dominate on the court. Sakura can vouch it's not cake to deem yourself worthy to stoic team captains.

By an ill stroke of fate, Sakura was orphaned as well the night Itachi massacred the clan. Compulsive avenging, strong will, and incredible natural talent make Kakashi wonder as to how he got stuck with the pair. Growing up on Team 7 just gained a few clicks on the 'It's complicated' scale. Pairings: Eventual Sas/Sak.

Every time he wanted to apologize, she would reply, "We were too young, we were too selfish and you were too lost." It had taken two words to shatter their bond. But it took many more to heal it. SasuSaku

She smiled even through the pain. She held everything back from everyone. She is abused both sexually and physically. But one boy. Her best friend might be the one who can save her or will it be too late? Rated M for Rape/Abuse CHAPTER 5 UPDATED 11/15/13

Sasuke has returned to Konoha after the war that he took part in. Spending a year in solitary confinement with Sakura as his medic and then having to spend three years on probation, with the civilians scorning his very existence, he has a long way to go before everything in his life can go back to order. How will Sakura be able to get through to such a closed off person?

"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU

In time of war Sakura's betrothed is captured and she travels to Otogakure to beg for his life. Sasuke, prince of Otogakure fascinated by the courageous girl, agrees to release the prisoners, only if she will stay with him. .:New Chapter:.

I figured I had lost my mind when the only logical explanation for my situation was time travel. I knew I had lost my mind when I found every affection I had ever held for Sasuke Uchiha was still very much intact and directed completely at the twelve year old boy who I had somehow managed to sit beside. God damn my life, and that bitch who put me here.

The red eyed man upturned a smirk as he plunged his sword into the head of an injured white pawn. Red over White. As it should be. "Well darling, Wonderland's not all it's cracked up to be". AU. Rated T for violence.

/SasuSaku/ He reluctantly, wistfully, accepted the fact that he would just have to take back what was his after his revenge. And he wouldn't allow for anything to get in his way. "I'll make you mine."

Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric

Fan girls were something I was used to. Insane, pink-haired, mood-swinging girls like Sakura Haruno were another story entirely. Sister-Story to 'Past Afflictions.' In which Sakura is sent back in time and Sasuke has to deal with the changes she brings.

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

Uchiha Sasuke was back, and by the order of the Hokage, it was time for some therapy.

Senior year. That's right- prom, wild parties, loads of drama. Jealous rages and fights. Through it all, can Sasuke and Sakura admit their feelings? Better yet, will they? [AU]

It was on impulse she ran in the rain, ringing on his doorbell. Throwing herself in his arms, ignoring the maids behind him, she said, "Since I can't keep you...I'll settle for the next best thing, w-will you be my f-friend?" she pulled back. Sasusaku

Sasuke Uchiha is a well-known name amongst the glittering Tokyo socialites. However, Sakura is just an uninterested waitress... who's about to experience the full extent of Sasuke's power, charm and obsession to conquer all women. SakuxSasu SakuxGaara-ish

AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.

All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU

It was when she was on the brink of death that he realized what she had meant to him.

Team 7 finally gets reinstated, but are they really a "team" anymore?

That's it. First my hair, then my man, and now Stanley! You just crossed the line; no one messes with my Blackberry. No one. Karin, this means war.

It has been five years since he left...again. He wasn't really planning on returning until a little mischevious person got involved. Now he is forced to return to an angry wife.

She writes him letters she'll never send. Now he's back, he's safe, and she wishes she didn't care. But this is Sasuke and Sakura- they know better than anyone you can't always get what you want. SasuSaku.

Broken glass and broken lives. She breaks her heart, but she survives. "Sasuke." Emerald meets onyx. "Welcome home." - SasuSaku

Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.

Because he's hurt her more than anyone else had, he'll let it go. He'll allow her to hurt him this once. It was the least he could do, right?

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

/Senior Year/ "I have no time for romance!" Sakura exclaimed. Even if her all-girls private school turns co-ed, that wouldn't change a thing, right? "I find my new locker mate extremely attractive." Pause. "You fancy Uchiha Sasuke." Ino stated, grinning.

AU. "You should try out Sakura! We're doing Beauty and the Beast this year!" Sakura sighed, "Not interested." Ino pouted, "But Sasuke-kun is trying out too!" Sakura looked at her best friend, "Even more of a reason not to." SasuSaku

Sakura woke up one day to find that she was invisible; no one could see or hear her. Until Sasuke Uchiha, that is.

I reached for Sasuke's arm and pushed up the sleeve. I wrote my number on the inside of his forearm in big black letters. He already knew my name and was unlikely to forget it. No big deal or anything.

Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku

When fate plays with your heart and hate tampers with your eyes, it takes the presence of another to heal you. In the darkest of times, only love can pull these forgotten souls from their graves. "You've never seen me. Not once."

Sakura Haruno is just your average high school student; getting ready to go to College and train as a doctor but also she is a song writer for this band her sister is apart of. One day when he sister catches a cold, she can only take her place.

You know, I was getting a little tired of Sasuke never replying to anything. And I was definitely not expecting that as a response when he did.

Because Sasuke wasn't supposed to come back on his own, without them. And he definitely wasn't supposed to come back with his own team. sasu/saku, team 7, team hebi/taka [ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]

For the first time, Sasuke will chase Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.

When Sakura woke up, 15 years has passed, the Uchiha have taken over and she is the consort of Uchiha Sasuke and the mother of his children.

The shinobi war is over, and Sasuke has been captured and detained. But he has not changed. How will Team 7 repair their bonds, and what will happen to Sakura when he includes her in his plans? SasuSaku.

When Haruno Sakura was asked to work with Uchiha Sasuke for a big company project, out of all her expectations, love wasn't one of them. Pose for the camera. "I'm not feeling the chemistry. Try looking deeply into each other's eyes. That's good!" Oh, boy.

Sakura's desperate to get in with the 'in' crowd but when the popular gang's initiation lands her detention, she comes across some interesting characters. Namely the school's trouble-making rebel Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke/Sakura

He was sent to protect her, but Sakura couldn't help but think that her dark savior was just as dangerous as those who sought to pry the kingdom from her cold, dead hands. — SasuSaku, AU.

Just because you leave him doesn't mean your still not married. After all, you didn't get the divorce papers signed. "You've got 10 seconds to get back out of my life before I send you out the window myself!" Sakura&Sasuke AU. /re-vamped/

The jounin exams are coming up, and Kakashi has devised a fresh torture for his not-so-little students before he lets them enter - kunoichi training. Team 7 won't know what's hit them.

Konoha is at war with Rain Country. Sakura is captured on a mission gone wrong. She is tortured, beaten and bloodied when she is discovered by two unlikely heroes. "Hope Begins in the dark.." Sasu/Saku.

Because remaining inconspicuous is impossible when you've painted a bright red target on your back. Sakura-centric, Sasuke/Sakura. High school fic. COMPLETE. (Contains a lot of potentially triggering content. Please use discretion.)

When Sakura dies, the last thing she expects to do is to wake up again... eight years in the past.

All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...

Their eyes met. They had done so many times before. But this time, somehow, they both sensed it was different. One hopes. The other denies. Fate, and a few friends, conspire. SasuSaku. DISCONTINUED.

AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."

What would you do if you were given a second chance? What would anyone do? Would you try and shift the course of prior fates? Or continue along the same route, just as before?

Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.

Time had moved on, but suddenly stopped for them to get their stagnant lives back in motion - back to how they should have been when they were young years and years back. But would they let time have its way? Or would they opt for the other way around?

The Sakura of Sasuke's mind is both crueler and more beautiful than the real one. But things are starting to change.

AU. "I take this bus not knowing where I'll end up at, but certain that I will never stay for too long." A girl has to search everywhere to seek her fortune. Remaining static will get her no where. Eventual SasuSaku.

When Sasuke returns Tsunade delivers his punishment: With the help of Sakura and Naruto, return to Sound and rebuild everything Orochimaru neglected. Sakura has a mission of her own, however, and it's more lethal than she originally thought. SasukeSakura

Unknown to her school,Sakura is suddenly thrusted into the world of Sasuke Uchiha. "I don't want all this fame and attention, so why me!" "Are you an idiot? Because you saved my life!So shut up, smile, and be my girlfriend."SasSak

SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.

AU SASUSAKU. Because hating men is so clichéd and being a hopeless romantic is the only cool way to win the heart of a total mancandy; especially if you mix a Sasuke Uchiha in there.

Nights, in Sakura's world, are meant for staying awake and hoping he doesn't find her. But running away only works for so long. SasuSaku. AU.

–Because Sakura’s type has always been someone like Naruto; somebody who can make her laugh, somebody who’s dorky and somebody who smiles as bright as the sun. And then there was Sasuke. It’s learning how to fall after the first. –SasukeSakura

AU SasuSaku ”Can’t you test him and make him a better boyfriend?” Ino pleaded her. “I trust him with you. After all, it’s not like you’re going to fall in love with him or something.” This could never end well.

Part I. In a world where everything's changed and anything can get your life taken away, Sakura doesn't know what to run away from anymore. —SasuSaku

AU. SasuSaku. TEQUILA THREE: AU. SasuSaku. NaruIno. Sasuke, Sakura and a special sort of body shop. “You did accept the bet you know—and you lost. Fair and square. It’s only fair that you take the consequences.”

A secret relationship. I watched in silent agony as the person I called my best friend flirted with the man I was in love with. Sasusaku

Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.

AU. SasuSaku. she still paints and he still strums and she'll treasure that guitar pick forever.

No one will hurt her, he'll make sure of it. — SasuSaku

From the moment Sasuke steps into Konoha High, he stood out. He smoked, rode a motorcycle, didn't wear the uniform, and just slept in class. Sakura saves his life one day and they become friends. Meanwhile, Sakura's best friend, Ino, becomes jealous.

AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.

In a world in which only men exist, a woman is dropped into their society, and a world no one knew existed is opened.

...fairtales are a childish fantasy, but, the demons that exist in those stories...are real. Sidenote: the 1st chapter is a lil dark but carry on reading, I promise it will be interesting... P.ed to be called Her Lost Hope. SakuXSasu

She was condemned. Where she lived was not a home but a prison and she lived with the devil. Sakura can't escape from her hell alone, will Team 7 ever notice her pain? Rewritten from Her Lost Hope.SasxSaku.Check it out if you want a tale of heartache...

She'll fall for her team, and she'll survive the landing. ..::Shippuden::.. ..::Eventual Saku/?::..

AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."

Sometimes, she feels like she's invisible and they can't see her. Like she wasn't real. And they finally realize she's there just when they're about to lose her.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

Hime-Sama, I will kill for you, I will die to protect you, I will do whatever you wish without a moment’s hesitation, but…I cannot not be your friend. Sasusaku

For Pina. SasuSaku. The first meeting is ordinary, they forget. The one after is more memorable and what it starts is bigger than they could imagine. Love is in the small details, in the curious spark in her eyes or the gentle grasping of the glass.

/SasuSaku/ They say that Uchihas have the power to make disasters their slaves. And Sasuke's the luckiest. He got the hottest disaster. Literally. “If you leave me, I’ll die.”

[SasuSaku AU]It is so fascinating watching Sasuke do something ordinary – like combing his hair. He’s the type of person that is seen only ever thinking business and working. What’s his home life like? Nobody knows. Nobody has seen him not at the office.

/SasuSaku/ Because best friends can't fall.

They say their always going to be there when in truth they'll all going to leave, they say you could trust them when infact their feeding lies. In High school you can't be yourself nor can you trust for everyone lies n pretend.SS.ON HIATUS

My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.

Sakura Haruno has been labeled a goth at her highschool. She has no friends and thats the way she likes it. How will she deal with poeple finally reaching out to her? Well things go from bad to worse when the lying Uchiha bastard shoes his true colors.

/SasuSaku/ /AU/ It only takes a few parties to crash, a few sways of the hips, an extra tight tube top, a blackberry, and more than enough snide remarks to take your revenge, to own Konoha High School, and to get Sasuke Uchiha to fall in love with you.

Sasuke deals with the repercussions of his betrayal and realizes her devotion will be the end of them both. “This isn’t how it’s supposed to end! …How we’re supposed to end.” -SasuSaku-

When she says, “YOU WANNA DIE?” It literally translates to: “I love you.” [AU][sasusaku]

Ano sa ano sa! What's your name!" Bright blue eyes stared. "Sakura, Haruno Sakura." I whispered. "Eh ! How come I never heard of you!" I smiled. "Thats cause I'm a Nobody." Highschool fic. Pairings; SasuxSaku, NaruxHina, ShikaxIno, NejixTen.

/SasuSaku/ Because he was never made to love and she was never made to be loved.

AU. I chased after a boy once — in spirit, but I tripped — with style, and realized — somewhat not at all, that these once upon a time romances weren't for me — ABSOLUTE DENIAL. "I fell." I SWORE I heard Sasuke rolled his eyes. SASUSAKU. SAKUCENTRIC.

AU SasuSaku. "Because this world is one big list of endless chores that you complete because you want to do something right in this world so you don’t end up a Lost Cause. And when when the day is done, the only thing left to do is ask; paper or plastic?"

New Hokage firmly in place under Tsunade's request, Konoha remains peaceful under the new power. That is until an old friend and old team mate turn up to turn a young pinkettes reign upside down. XX SasuSaku XX

AU. It's a mall world after all. SASUSAKU. SHIKAINOTEM.

SasuSaku. AU. She’s the deceptive cynic; the pessimist who didn’t believe in love. He’s her savior; the one willing to change her mind.

AU SASUSAKU. "And between all the battles, witty comments, awkward dances, and supporting the soon-to-be-married couple, they fell in love." Not all love stories are romances, because some are better.

She knew the statistics; 90 percent of women kidnapped die when taken to a secondary site. But all she could think about was how shot her 4.0 GPA was going to be after that disaster in Bio. Stranger's always bring bad luck. SasuSaku

"You're mine." Orochimaru's fanged kisses ravaged her throat but the only name on her bruised lips was 'Sasuke'. Blood. Akatsuki. Tears. Rape. Redemption. Hate. Friendship. Lies. Love. Love. Love. Awaken the power within. SasuSaku/Mature Themes HIATUS

One night he saw her, one night was all it took for the Uchiha Clan to be revived, the Village hates the mother, and the new Uchihas Can Sasuke except the fact that he’s a father? Can Shoji and Koji exsept the man that makes their mom cry? compleat! OCCns

What if 9 particular kids found eachother when they were young and needed it most? Before Sakura met Ino; before Naruto befriended Iruka. After the Uchiha's fall; after Gaara's dad tried to kill him; after Neji lost his dad. During the story of their life

Entrusted with a kamikaze mission, sakura cracked her soul that night. She doesn't think of him like she used to. "Annoying..." Fluid muscles rippling, arrogant dark eyes concealing a hidden torture ... so why does she notice? In character

If I were asked to describe myself I would say: my name is Haruno Sakura. I am a senior. I have pink hair and green eyes. I am known through out the school as Sasuke's first girlfriend. I am also known as his first ex. SasuSaku EDITING

I was feeling pretty pathetic, having gone most of the night playing on my laptop, winning a couple of times, and restarting the game more times than I could be bothered to count. And the ironic thing is, I met her by a game of solitaire. AU. SasuSaku.

SasuSaku - Sakura Haruno is an average high school senior at Konoha High, but this pink-haired teen has a secret that leaves her bruised every night. Can a mysterious new student pry that secret out of her and protect her from her pain?

AU After meeting a strange guy in the rain, Sakura didn't believe in chanced encounters. But will that belief get broken once she finds out that second chances would mean second dates? And voila! She got an instant date with the devil himself. And her lif

AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.

[Future story] A great story about Sakura's son named Yoshi Haruno as he searches for his missing mother. SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno. Hope you love it. Better summary inside.

Sakura gets stuck being a running partner to the best cross country star of their school, Sasuke Uchiha. She becomes overjoyed and happy to be running with her lifelong crush. There’s only one problem though… She can’t run to save her life.

“So. We have your wife. You get her back for two billion yen. Cash.” The caller’s confident Sasuke will find a way to get the money if he loves his wife enough. Sasuke does. He has sixty hours to prove it, and he’ll pay a lot more than two billion yen.

I really would have never guessed in a million years, that spilling coffee on him would lead to this. [SasukeSakura]

Fight for your country, your family and Glory. What's so glorious about death, blood and trenches? Uchiha Sasuke knows the horrors of being a hero. SasuSaku AUOOC M for Violence

A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.

[AU] Content with just being famous actress Ino's hidden stand in for steamy scenes, Haruno Sakura was prepared to live life peacefully until Neji, Gaara and Sasuke found out her secret. [High School Fic] [REWRITTEN!]

It's been two years since Sakura was killed, Konoha is no more and ninja are almost nonexistant. Hebi still roams and the Konoha Twelve are scattered.Now she's back and ready to change all of this. Based on Elektra

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Basically, this is a bunch of things you'd never hear Team 7 say. It's pointless and random but if you like that, come on in. oneshot?