Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Total Drama series, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Name: Samantha, but you can call me Sam
Birthday: May 8th
My current obsession: Hetalia. It's awesome. That is all.
Just so you know: I say words like "dude" "um" "uh" "like" "freaking" "crap" "epic" "eh" and, more recently "awesome" all the time. It's, like, an involuntary reaction ^^'
FAVORITE music genre(s): I love a little bit of everything (my absolute favorite's a tie between Rock & Alternative, though) 'cept Country or Pop. No redeeming qualities about those. Oh, and I'm obsessed with foreign music.
FAVORITE anime/manga: Hetalia Axis Powers/World Series; Bakuman.; Ranma 1/2; Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z; InuYasha/InuYasha: The Final Act; Death Note; Naruto/Shippuden; Kimi ni Todoke; Lovely Complex; High School Debut; Clannad/Clannad After Story.
FAVORITE book(s): A lot. But not Twilight. :/
FAVORITE Hetalia pairing(s) (overall favorites italicized): Germany/North Italy, Prussia/South Italy, Germany/South Italy, South Italy/North Italy, Spain/Austria, America/Canada, America/Japan, Prussia/Canada, Prussia/Iceland, Denmark/Belarus, Denmark/Norway, Sweden/Finland, Denmark/Iceland, Denmark/Sweden, Iceland/Liechtenstein, France/England, England/Japan, Russia/China, Russia/America, Canada/Ukraine, Ukraine/Belarus, Netherlands/Canada, Netherlands/Belgium, Estonia/Latvia, Latvia/Sealand, Austria/Hungary, Austria/Switzerland, Spain/South Italy, Prussia/Liechtenstein, Turkey/Iceland, Switzerland/Liechtenstein, Hong Kong/Taiwan, Thailand/Vietnam, Ancient Rome/Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome/Germania, Ancient Rome/China, South Korea/Hong Kong, Japan/Taiwan, Russia/Ukraine, Lithuania/Belarus, Lithuania/Poland, Turkey/Egypt, Turkey/Greece, Greece/Japan, Romania/Bulgaria, France/the world, and pretty much any genderflipped version of these pairings. 'Cause I'm in love with Nyotalia.
FAVORITE Hetalia character(s): Germany. South Italy. Germany. France. Germany. Canada. Germany. Austria. Germany. North Italy. Germany. Netherlands. Germany. Ukraine. Germany. Liechtenstein. Germany.
FAVORITE Nyotalia character(s): ...pretty much the same, but Sweden as well. 'Cause I really, really prefer fem!Sweden to male!Sweden. I have no clue why. I just know fem!Germany is just as awesome as her male counterpart.
Other unimportant crap: I'm a little too hyper, and I have a long list of languages I want to learn, as well as places I want to go ^^ I won't tell you my age or last name, but I'll assure you I'm a teenager (that spends way too much time reading for her own good :D) and I don't really copy and paste things on my profile, unless it's one of those fill in things (like the last thing on my profile) or if it interests me (such as the 'Did you know...' thing, next on my profile).
Oh, and I have two awesome wives. Be jealous.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
We say we love flowers, and yet we pick them
TIME TO DANCE (BOYS WILL BE BOYS)
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
4.WHAT IS 2+2?
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
When I lie and say I'm fine, I really want you to stop prying.
We're all selfish.