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Joined 06-24-08, id: 1614746, Profile Updated: 05-26-09
Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, and Final Fantasy VII.

Hello everyone its me

Cherry Blossom Girl13!!



Likes/Dislikes:Naruto,Reading,writing,singing/mean people,chores,douge ball,Anime haters (- i hate the ones behind the /)

A little about me:I love to read and write fanfic's and writing other little stories. I love to hang out with my friends.I will one day be a world famus actress and singer. I'm a huge animal lover. I have 3 dogs (Cody, Sadie, and Casper). I hate it when people think that Naruto or Inuyasha or other anime is stupid or dumb.I will stand up for all my friends and posible friends or people who need it.I love making more firends. I'm a natural leader.I hate to make people sad; it kills me.

Favorite Naruto couples: Sasuke/sakura










Hated Naruto couple(no affence to anyone who like these couples):Sasuke/Itachi










My favorite books: The Cirque Du Freak Seires

The house of night novel

Three Days


Scary stories to tell in the dark

The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie


The Shadow childeren series



My favorite movie: The mummy

The day after tomorrow

Indapenence day

I am Legend


Naruto movies

Inuyasha movies


Bucket list

If I could be any naruto character I would be: Sakura

If I could be any inuyasha character I would be:Rin

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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Coscat, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,Cherry Blossom Girl13

There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
three most
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
did, everyone

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
he wanted
go to the movies. Ashley heard
and what

Ashley approached the movies that night
followed Jack
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
Jack and

around and Ashley watched the whole

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to

Thank you

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

O.o I can actually understand this... T.T :D

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)

"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13,

If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile.




If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy

Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway) (like umm NARUTO!! and SASUKE!!)

1) When she acts shy - say i love you

2) When she runs away from you - chase her

3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)

4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight

5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you

6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention

7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go

8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL

9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it

10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her

11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'

12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry

13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers


Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

Anyone feeling a bit... Hungary? Click the link below if you are!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.u have

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. ( What the fuck?)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. ( Fuck, this is unfair)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (-twitch-)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. ( Excuse me?)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and tha'ts how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (Just...drink)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

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Kōhō Land by cassiroll411 reviews
Kagome has accidently fallen backwards down the Bone Eaters well and into the land of Kōhō, where everything is backwards. Can she survive in a land that challenges everthing she's ever known?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Kagome H.
Lily Potter Goes to Hogwarts by Morgibee reviews
Lily potter gets to go to Hogwarts with her brothers! She meets this dude and stuff happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,424 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., Albus S. P.
Someone You Love by cloudstrifelover21 reviews
Sakura Haruno was born with a terrible cure that makes any person she falls in love with inevitably die. when she meets Itachi Uchiha, a string of events lead her to an ultimate choice: Will she sacrifice herself more love? Or will her curse forever rule?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hiding behind a smile by cloudstrifelover21 reviews
Tenten finally starts junior high, but just as life seemed to be going great for her, the mysterious and quiet Neji Hyuga enters her life, revealing a part of her that she never knew existed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
I'll be waiting by cloudstrifelover21 reviews
While Naruto, Neji and Tenten are fending off an invading swarm of Hidden Sound Ninjas, Tenten suffers severe wounds and has a VERY good chance of dying. Will losing her be just too much for Neji to bear?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Haruno Sakura: A Life Story by mistressofmischeif reviews
This is my story. Meet me the girl who always has something odd to say. This is my wild and crazy ride through dealing with life's problems and stupid mistakes. Hope you enjoy, Sakura Highschool fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,073 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Another Highschool Story by xxFreezexXxChillzxx reviews
Sasuke and Sakura don't like eachother, but will certain circumstances change their minds? Highschool Fic, duhr SasuSaku Jealous Ino, Lemon, Limes, pos. rape No like, no fricking read, mmkay
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Once Upon A Love Affair by Itachilova101 reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are not what you would call The perfect couple. Sasuke constantly feels like he must compete with his brother for everything and his wife is not an exception. ItaSakuSasu Major OOCness for Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
It's My Life by Itachilova101 reviews
Uchiha Itachi is a very angsty and depressed senior in High School. Haruno Sakura is a very timid, very shy, depressed senior, as well. With a few connections and a few too many likenesses, can the two cause sparks to fly? ItaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallen Cherry Blossoms by D1G1T4L darkness reviews
Sakura is devastated after hearing Sasuke's true feelings on their relationship. She runs and gets captured. The person she expects to save her, doesn't turn out to be who she realized. Itachi x Sakura [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,322 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Derailing Train reviews
Vice President Rufus Shinra and his top Commander of the Turks are both placed into a situation they can neither deny or escape. M/M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Rufus, Tseng
It stared with a note reviews
She was bored she wrote a note. she left in in her desk and someone found it. now their righting her back. Sakrua hasn't had a friend before. She's happy. They tell eachother their secrets. They feel like they know but what about when they meet? highfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sakura H.
The Fourth Great Shinobi War reviews
The Ninja world is about to change forever and no one can stop it. Sequal to Puppies 8, Mistakes 0.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Akatsuki's Untouchable Angel reviews
Sakura is part of a gang called Akatsuki.Her brother is the leader and the other members are her family.In this city there are 3 gangs that are after power.She has to go to school again and hates it.But what is she meets an Uchiha thats Akatuki material?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,372 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Puppies 8, Mistake 0 reviews
Sakura is falling apart! She's empty and just gone. She still hangs with her team. But it's like she isn't really there just an empty shell. Sakura has closed herself from them and it hurts them all. How can 8 Akasuki puppies help her? Find out! Sakura/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,563 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bossman's Baby Girl reviews
My name is Sakura and my mommy is Konan and my daddy is Pein and they lead a org. of villians. This is my experiance with them as an 8-year-old. Sakura/? Occ-ness! sucky summary! Please read! Character-s- death!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H.
Bright smile of the loved reviews
Sequal to Crimson Blossom- What if you went through some trajic things in your life? What you thought you escaped it when you fell into rushing water, that should have been the death of you? What if that was just the beginning? ItaSaku. Continued highfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Another Chance reviews
What if you died and then got a second chance? Sakura remembered everything even when she was 12 again. What if this time she fell for the wrong Uchiha? Read and Rate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Just a pending offer reviews
Both have difficult lives, One a girl, the other boy. Bright lights, screams for help, and the cry for love and friendship. Saku/Gar I own nothing. Bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
When there was only you and me reviews
Saku/ita POV's. Sakura is good at everything. Itachi is the new coach and P.E. teacher. All the teacher's love her. Itachi is no different. Maybe he loves her more then the a teacher should. Ita/Saku Highschool fanfic. Maybe Character death. Read and rate
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sakura's highschool lover reviews
SakuPOV-People for the most part leave me alone. I live with my dad. When he was on a trip we had new naiboors move in. I liked them, it was a nice family of four. To tell the truth my dad hits me but what I don't understand is why the eldest cares! SakIt
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Welcome to our world reviews
We're girls, their boys. We live in the forest, they lived in villages. We live freely, they have leaders. We have something in our pasts, they are part of it. What is the council of Infinity? WHo are the chamber ladies? Occ/Ita Occ/Sasu Occ/Shika occ/Nej
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Itachi U.
Reborn Angel reviews
Sequal to 'Lifeless' Itachi's life sucks! He is now in the leaf again and lives with Sasuke. He dreams about her but what happens if he wakes up to her there with him! Ita/Saku Full Summary inside! Please Enjoy OCC-ness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Life's Turn reviews
A little girl survived the massicure of her family. She started getting into the flow of life 7 years later when an Uchiha came and told her something that could be the death of her or the planet salvation. He will protec her, she will help him. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
If life were forever reviews
The haruno massacure is because of a beaten and bloody girl. She's so full of hate that she kills anyone she wants to. Pein shows an intrest in the young murder. Will she accept his offer? Where does Itachi fit in? Find out! Disclamer! Sakura/? Occ-ness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sakura H.
His life that was reviews
Cloud is to face tough trials that will change his will Cloud act if his world starts to fall apart around him? Help him though the trials that are filled with love, betrayel, death and more. Cloud/?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Cloud S.
His Guardian reviews
It must be awsome to live with the Uchihas, right? MAYBE! Sakura and her new parner are going to protect 8 year old Sasuke from a murder. Sakura and Itachi are partners. Can Sakura live with the Uchiha's without pulling her hair out? Find out! Sakura/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H.
His Escape reviews
My best friend nearly lost it when his parent's died. He could bearly take it. My friend started to heal when his brother died. Now he is on the point where he is loosing it! I have to help him as his best friend. OCC-ness Saku/Ita character death SakPOV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Forever with my Daddy reviews
My life with my daddy started out good but then bad things started to happen. I'm scared. Daddy's not home. Uncle Deidara is bleeding and someone is walking towards me with something sharp! I want my daddy! No pairing. father/daudger love. Read and rate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Itachi U.
Bloody Angel reviews
In a world of humans, angels, and vampires people are unware of the unnatural. But you know their there. My best friend TenTen has no idea I think. I on the other hand do because I'm a vampangel. how will life be when I start Highschool? Occ-ness! Saku/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Sakura H.
Change Sides reviews
Sakura Haruno is the new girl at school.Her so called 'friends' arn't who they seem to be. Sakura is in and now she wants out! Can a new group of Friends help her even after all her 'friends' have done to all of them? Find out! Sakura/? Worning: OOCness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lifeless reviews
A girl has the face of an angel but a heart of ice. How did this happen? Can Itachi save her or will she die too soon? Being a spy for the Akatuski isnt as easy as it sounds. Itachi/Sakura Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Blossom reviews
A new girl at Kohona High will face difficult challenges along the way. But with the support of her friends and crushes she will make it through the tough times. Sasu/Saku/Ita
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,172 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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