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Joined 06-24-08, id: 1614916, Profile Updated: 07-25-11
Author has written 37 stories for Naruto, After School Nightmare, Bleach, One Piece, Harvest Moon, Dora the Explorer, and Death Note.

As of December 12, 2010- I am taking a break from writing fanfiction. I will not be publishing new stories or updating any current stories for a long while.

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Fire Emblem: Spellbinding Radiance by FoxwolfJackson reviews
There are things in this world stranger than fiction. I guess my life would be such a thing. A simple, mundane task turns into a grand adventure that spiral out of my control. The lesson I have learned is fate will fight you, even if you know the future. My home is no longer Earth, but the land of Tellius. How I adapt... is necessary to my survival.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 126 - Words: 615,801 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/21/2007
Akatsuki Daze no Jutsu! by Maru-sha reviews
Chap.17 up! An escaped convict of the Leaf Village Insane Asylum finds herself up for recruitment in the Akatsuki after stumbling upon their hideout during her break-out. Other than the hyperactive Tobi being her sempai, her problems involve keeping Hidan's ritualistic hands off her and surviving Sasori's experiments! Laughs and hi-jinx abound! Semi-crack fic. SasoxDei, ItaxKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Sanji's Prank Calls by Lolly Dream reviews
Come on did you really think Sanji just cooked all day in the kitchen? / Series of Drabbles / Current Victim/s: Smoker & Alvida
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,430 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
Homecoming Hill by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu.Winner of 10 awards: Best AU, Drama. In a mansion with a long bloody history, countless vanished people are trapped. Inside, Luffy is a feared yet traumatized outcast, a war is waging on 2 fronts, their time is running out, and now Zoro's moving in.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,662 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Zoro, Luffy
Love isn't blind, Just foolish DeidaraXOC by Brit-Charm reviews
Fukuko was once a famous spy. It was her business to know all and tell those who needed to know. Until one day an terrible accident left her with a disability and memory loss. Now, Akatsuki is becoming active, and they dont want no one to know their plans
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,632 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki Heartbreaker by Raynebow-NinjaChick reviews
What will happen when Mizuki's father loses her in a bet with the Akatsuki? Will she survive her ordeals with the members of Akatsuki? OC/almost everyone in the Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,187 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Muse by Ellyphant reviews
She promised to be his forever, as long as he spared her sisters life. Now she is the inspiration for his art, she is what he fights for. She is his muse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Antenora Smiles by gryphalkon reviews
GinxKira. If the devil had a smile, Ichimaru wore it. Kira was locked to this fearful path now, no retreat, no deviation. Ichimaru was his captain, and he had to obey. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,570 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Falling for the plant man by jinxedpixie reviews
Alexandra a girl who just turned 17, runs away from home, her foster home. She ends up getting lost not know she some how ended up in the world of Naruto and never watching the show she doesn't know what she got herself into. Not good with summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 111,338 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Torn Between Choices by l'Ollonais Sephiria Chronos reviews
Akatsuki centered, one of my OC with three men who adores her. Itachi, Deidara and Sasori. Alternate endings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Akatsuki
On Their Territory We're Screwed by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Sequel to 'Invasion of the Sensei's Dum Dumm Dumm.' In their world it's "do as we say, and you live." Of course, they are being tortured non stop, including training, molesting, etc,etc. You can imagine whatever else is occurring xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,790 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Akatsuki and Harry Potter by TobiFromAkatsuki reviews
Akatsuki are not an evil organization, they are just mercenaries. And they are hired to protect Hogwarts, but first Harry and his friends need to find them all, scattered around the world. NarutoxHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,725 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2008
If I Fell by naturally morbid reviews
Complete. AU Itachi x Hinata. She is Itachi's live-in housekeeper, invisible unless she is needed. But when Itachi needs her to pose as his fiancé, it sets them on a path for desire. Will it be fulfilled or will it end badly for both?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,628 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Five Pieces by Phalanx reviews
Written for Aoihand's Multiverse Challenge. Sets of five drabbles for an AU scenario where Straw Hat Crew only comprised of members of the Eleven Supernova. Bonney, Law, Drake, Hawkins, Urouge, Kidd, Killer and Apoo so far- Completed with Zoro and Capone
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Dubbings and Conversations by ShipDaWhoop reviews
"I'll be Robin!" "Oi, I was going to choose her until you interrupted me, Luffy!" Luffy, Usopp and Chopper entertain themselves by dubbing the inaudible voices of their nakama. If they only knew what they were really talking about. Nakamaship!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Truth by xless.then.three reviews
After some Tragic events in Konoha, Sakura ran away, and it was assumed she was kidnaped. Now five years later, Konoha is destroyed in a war and Sakura is found tied up in the forest, but will they find out what really happened? A SasoSaku FanFiction
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,483 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
How to Get 1000 Reviews by Amethyst Turtle reviews
In 8 simple steps, you can find out how to get hundreds of reviews in no time without even breaking a sweat! Or not!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Shambles by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Law and Robin mess with everyone for laughs. LawxRobin for Demon Guard666.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2010 - T. Law, Robin - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
My Dwindling Sanity by Dr. Hairspray reviews
Hyuuga Neji ... and Uchiha Itachi ... in a beauty salon. Yes, it may SOUND crazy. But with paranoid little brothers, lecherous Akatsuki leaders, schemes, and any sort of plot thrown out the window, it doesn't just sound crazy ... it IS. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,408 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Itachi U., Neji H.
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Test Run by Nightmareish Rain reviews
A girl opens her new Naruto manga and finds something of interst inside. This is what happens to a person when they are the test subject for an extremely interactive Test Run. Please read. Pairings so far: KakaxOC SasuNaru HidanxOC TsuandexOC C 13 fixed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,176 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 4/8/2007
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Love is just a lie by MajsanWorld reviews
Life truly sucks! Well, that's what police officer Hay-Lin Honda thinks at least. Little did she know that she soon was gonna get the adventure that forever would change her life! HidanDeidaraItachixOC Rated for Hidans language and for possible lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 346,570 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
Project Lilith by Dragon'sHost reviews
The Akatsuki has been quiet for the past 5 yrs. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata are to infiltrate the Akatsuki on orders from Tsunade. Story is actually about my OC Lilith, and the three kunoichi's adventure with the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Itachi U.
Lake Trip by GoesKaboom reviews
Pein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
If You're Not Dead by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
They say the best answers are the ones you find yourself. My own philosophy, the answer I found, is: 'If you're not dead, you have nothing to complain about.'. It's really too bad that the best answers aren't always the right ones. DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,533 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Akatsuki Koro Marimo by myheartstillbleedsforyou reviews
Orochimaru's daughter, Koro Marimo, is sent on a mission to spy on the Akatsuki. But what happens when she likes it there and wants to stay permanently? UTTER CHAOS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,327 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Pain/Pein
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Operation: Infiltrate Akatsuki by CherryTreeTimes reviews
Dont read this
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,932 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sucky Working Title by Lady-L-Leafdawn reviews
The Akatsuki is low on jobs so they go to protect Hogwarts from evilVoldieOrocomboattack. But theres gotta be a twist so Pein is teaching DADA, the members are students and Harry is somewhat OOC. rated T cuz hidan is in this
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
The Puppet House by TheOneWho'sNotUpdating reviews
Sometimes there are things that were not suposed to be revealed. Sometimes it's better when no one understands and no one tries to, because if you try you'll have to face the outcomes. SasoSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
The Road To Recovery by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,458 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Chronicles of Princess Mary Sue by Jessy-Fran reviews
Princess Yuki Itami Cindy Lou Raven Sparklypooh is a totally normal girl, until she runs away and the Akatsuki kidnap her! Le Gasp! Warning for: Mary-Sue, Out of Character-ness and bad humour. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by Mist123 reviews
AU Leif is your every day high school drop out and starving artist. But her world is about to be turned upside down when she gets a roommate. Will he unravel her secrets and catch her when she falls? On Hiatus untill further notice!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Harry Potter and the Lost Shinobi by Wings of the Night reviews
Akatsuki wanted Sakura to join the orginization. Itachi, Kisame and Deidara was sent to retrieve her. But what's this? The four ended up in Hogwarts? They got a job? What's more, the enemies are slowly starting to fall in love! DeidaraxSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
On the Alteration of Species by olafpriol reviews
The strawhats are suprised find themselves in the spotlight of a rather unusual show, but is the magic act they are involved in as innocent as it seems? A little SaNa, but just a good old One Piece romp in general.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,618 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
As If Happy Endings Exist by OrigamiGirl reviews
Sasori/Sakura - Shall we play a game together
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,706 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Pirates of the Great Hall by K'Treva-Kitty-Mura reviews
Sirius and James think they're funny. Some short bits on the boys acting like pirates. Not a crossover. Marked as complete because there is no real "ending". Each chapter is just a different incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
forever loving by gaarapunkgirl reviews
Hinata gets let down by Naruto, Kidnaped by Sound, and taken by akatsuki what else could happen next?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,701 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Nothing To Lose by delicate.desires reviews
Konoha won the war against Sound but now everybody Sakura ever loved is gone, and so she decides that life isn't worth living anymore. Deidara stops her from killing herself and she joins the Akatsuki for just one last adventure. Sakura x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,235 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Naruto's Guide to Villains by Crimson Cupcake reviews
Oh look! A villain! What does Naruto do? Read his handbook, of course! But alas, not everything goes according to plan *COMPLETED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
play doll by vexivicious reviews
AR Death was an unknown concept to Sasori so he blackmailed Sakura into saving him in the cave, capturing her planning on making her into one of the first puppets of his new army. But to many she was worth more alive. Kept like a doll in a cage she learns
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Hot N' Cold by Keep Calm and Drarry On reviews
My 1st Fanfic.// They were getting married, sure. But looking around and smiling at someone else? Not exactly what you would want on your marriage.//Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Result by AssassinedAngel reviews
Tohru has a problem that requires her to get pregnant now. She chose Yuki to be the father of her child. Now that that problem is out of the way she's on for the roller coaster ride of bearing a child as a woman only sixteen years old. Yukiru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,085 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Genderly Challenged by Confession68 reviews
The crew learns to never disrespect a feminist, intentional or otherwise, especially one with a certain ability. And they perhaps learn different lessons of their own. Never piss off a feminist, yo. LuNa. COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,747 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
How to annoy: The Akatsuki by AkaneSukishima reviews
How to annoy your favourite akatsuki member! Just post a review telling me who you want next. First up: Our very own... Kisame hoshigaki! Be nice when you review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
akatsuki high school by MarionetteLuver reviews
yea. sasori deidara hidan, highschool SasoriXOC DeidaraXOC HidanXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
OMG MY TV IS A PORTAL TO THE NARUTO WORLD OO by sesshomaruluver1 reviews
What happens when two normal girls find out their TV is a portal to the world of NARUTO? love, adventure and a hell of a lot of laughs XD Itachioc, Itachixoc, Deidaraoc, Deidaraxoc story better than the summary makes it out to be XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008
Akatsuki's Daughter by spriterx reviews
Au: Konan and the Akatsuki adopted Temari when she was just a baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 79,610 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Temari, Konan - Complete
Team Gai in TV land! by Crossover Ace reviews
Rock lee, Neji, and Tenten are sent on a mission. Through The TV! With the mystical purple coin, they can go through 51 differant shows! Crack. some slight OOC. NejiTen, and Lee? Rated for bad language, and some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Invasion of the Senseis! Dum, Dum, Duummm! by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Take all the sensei's from Naruto and the Akatsuki members, put them in place of high school teachers and badda bing badda boom, you have a hell of a school year!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 180,685 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Spying on the Ninjas by Cookies-11 reviews
Two boys that look alittle like Shino are spying on all the ninja! What will happen? Will they live? not likey
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008
Beneath the Silver Moon by virgofairy17 reviews
HidanxOC, some ItachixOC. She was beautiful, and he couldn't help himself. He vowed that she would become his pet. But Orochimaru and the Akatsuki have other plans for her. Rated M for language, and later chapters. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms in the Wind by Anime-Insanity reviews
Sakura bears a hate for Itachi Uchiha more than anything else in the world. But when she leaves Konoha to join the Akatsuki will she retain her hatred or will her feelings for Itachi cause her to change her ways and become his? itachiXsakura .. lemon-ness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,990 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Half Past Insane by SasukeUchihaMustDie reviews
When the Godaime summons her student, Sakura Haruno, from her work with a patient the kunoichi knows something must be up. What she didn’t expect though was for the Sannin to lead her through the winding halls of the mental ward… DeiXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Death Kiss by Dimunda reviews
He wanted to kill me, but he's having me in this Hell. Akatsuki is its name. Why does he want me here? I'm no value to him. So, kill me, Hidan. Rated for Hidan's language and lemon in future chapters. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
We Missed the Scorpion by SasukeUchihaMustDie reviews
Orochimaru hadn't made a noticed move in quite sometime and the Akatsuki had all but vanished. However, poor Sakura Haruno would soon learn first hand that Orochimaru and the Akatsuki were alive and well. SakuXSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,995 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Heat and Sun by Wyntermute reviews
It’s not every day that Sakura gets a mission like this. She could deal with the high heels and half-baked revolution, but a dead man from the past definitely wasn’t in the job description. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Fifty Reasons You Are Unhealthily Addicted by Remy Hadley reviews
But MOM! Naruto's on! I can't go to bed now!" Sound familiar? Then this is the story for you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Captured by Hinata-Crack reviews
title change. still lame. Hinata is stalked and captured by the Akatsuki. But will she find happiness? CRACKKK lemons in later chapters. Dei/Hina, and maybe Hida/Hina, Ita/Hina, ect..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara
Akatsuki Games by hyper-writer14 reviews
Two girls kidnapped by the Akatsuki. WHATEVER FOR? "You DARE to call yourselves VILLAINS what with all this tomfoolery and romping about? Are you MAD?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007
Dimentional Distortion: Naruto by Eclair Ootori reviews
On a mission Deidara and Miharu OC get caught in a dimensional distortion and end up in Hogwarts. Deidara x OC Edit:Not updating until people review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,655 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Deidara
Nine Out of Ten by sauskegirl15 reviews
One night when Sakura, homeless, wandered in the snow, she met him. He was elegant and cursed a lot. Yet, when she finds out that she only has ten months to live, he offers to take care of her but only for nine of those ten. HidanxSakura hidasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Trick or Treat by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
It's a normal Halloween for the Akatsuki. Or so they think. With costume problems and a hyper Tobi, what happens? Rated T for teen. written for Gaaragirl312.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Stick with me by shabaku reviews
When Sakura chains herself to Deidara to capture him, she finds out that the chains were not to be used on two people. And as no one has the key, Sakura finds herself stuck to Deidara. DeiSaku. Rated M just in case!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,679 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Sugar Free by Jaded Baby Blues reviews
Hidan is being deprived of his sweets...What's happening to him now? Rated for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hidan - Complete
I got captured by Deidara by Terrier Zii reviews
Some people might give up when they get captured by Sranked criminals...not me! For the betterment of humanity I plan to go down fighting! Never underestimate the power of idiocy and people like me in extraordinary situations...! DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Deidara
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pink Clay by DeiFlower reviews
She has been taken by Akatsuki. She was so broken when he found her. Can he rebuild her enough for them to fall in love? DeiSaku SakuSaso slight SakuHidan But not very noticable.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Concoctions by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
The Akatsuki get some strange visitors, and guess who one of them is, DeiDei's big sis! trust me, they're definitally NOT marry sue's What tomfoolery shall they get up to? Magical wonders to behold when you enter.HidanxOC PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,549 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Deidara - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi's love by godiegogo reviews
So this first part takes place in konoha and people who like lemon will REALLY like this one so please email, instant message or reveiw and help me with it please! im totaly new to this so in other words HELP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Puppetress (Original Story) by pluushie reviews
I SUCK. I get my favourite shirt stuck on a needle in a cave, I get a V.I.P. seat in a huge fight, I get my butt saved by a younger girl, and an sranked missing nin wants to add me to his, 'Collection', AND I forgot to feed my cat! SasorixOC COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,749 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Ascendancy by deleria reviews
Ascendancy: the state of being in the ascendant; governing or controlling influence; Domination. He said he would add her to his collection. A Sasori and Sakura fic set in the not too distant future because Sasori is a man of his word.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/13/2008 - [Sasori, Sakura H.] - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Fire Emblem: Path of Ridicule by Slothe reviews
Join Ike and the Greil Mercenaries as they...do stuff. Like save the world and get nailed in the head with various inanimate objects. No flames!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,353 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007
Hidan Tells A Goodnight Story by Kurogokegumo reviews
Hidan tells a goodnight story to Naruto and Gaara. Need to tell you anymore?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hidan, Naruto U. - Complete
Life Alert by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Akatsuki Crack! Kakuzu and Hidan share a food fight and later, Kakuzu has a heart attack. Renamed, now just a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Akima by Icedragon316 reviews
OC is taken from our world to Naruto's where she discovers about her past and 'other' side... but first Akatsuki and then Orochimaru wish to use her to their own advantage. Itachi,Kaka,Sasu,Naru, Neji,Lee,Shika, slight ItaxOc, Sakurabashing! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,368 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Complete
Fire Emblem: Path of Luminosity by LyallAurion reviews
Pretty much a comedic version of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, except with lots of useless dialogue. Ike's a moron, Shinon's desperate for beer, and everyone loves to steal from Soren. Rated M to be safe. Next chapter FINALLY up sorry, people .
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Tobi's Buffet by Gabbyrella reviews
Akatsuki meal time is very......Interesting. Rated K plus for Hidan's potty mouth and labeled Crack fic. COMPLETE PEEPS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Hidan Looks Like Malfoy by Mini-Chobi reviews
Everyone thought it when they saw Hidan for the first time. I just wrote it. Thought what, you ask? Why, that Hidan looks like Draco Malfoy. [Series of drabbles depicting many ways Hidan finds out that he's Malfoy's lookalike]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Hidan
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Dendrochronology by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Prepubescent Whims by firefly reviews
With blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/3/2006
Zoro and the Incident of the Mary Sue by Digitaldreamer reviews
When the Going Merry stops at an island to gather supplies, Zoro meets a strange girl whom seems to believe that he's supposed to fall in love with her. Chaos insues as he attempts to fight off her and the scary Sueauthor who controls the fic. Pairings: Z
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dangers of Eavesdropping by KawaiiChica reviews
The voltron boys learn why its a bad thing to eavesdrop. humorous one-shot
Voltron - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
Loop in Time by ataraxis reviews
Complete One shot story: Severus Snape must live the same day over again, until he gets it right. Is it because of a curse or a failed potion experiment. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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The Restart
Suzu Vinderstein an Ex-Vampire Hunter, who just wants to live a normal vampire-free life, moves to Castanet Island. Only, when she hears about a man that sounds suspiciously like a vampire, and talk that the island is dying, she goes on one more hunt.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Molly/Hikari, Wizard
OPThe Zombie Survival Guide reviews
Thriller Bark watch out, the Straw Hats are zombie enlightened.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Luffy, G. Moria - Complete
Oh Teacher! reviews
Marineford Academy was never one of those ordinary schools. For an institution that heralds the bright minds that will rule the world we live in, it means you have to be the best of the best. Or does it? AU High School EVERY OP character.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Luffy, E. Kidd
Halcyon reviews
They met without bias, without love, but from their meeting something blossomed, irreversibly changing the world around her. LuffyxRobin. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
Eustass Kid's hunt for a man! reviews
Eustass Kid is cursed. He has to have sex with a man before the Winter Solstice or else. Rebecka and Kathline must help him find a way to break the curse but it won't be easy. Obstacles around each corner, plotting minds, and no pants! ON HIATUS
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,836 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - E. Kidd, Killer
Revenge reviews
Because the Death Note makes everything better.
Crossover - One Piece & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Marco - Complete
Eustass the Explorer reviews
Because Eustass Kid and Dora the Explorer go together. Rated M for swearing. Kids under 10 stay far way.
Crossover - One Piece & Dora the Explorer - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - E. Kidd - Complete
Dangerously, Deliciously, Cute reviews
You never know how Devil Fruit powers will combine. A lesson Law learned the hard way. A humorously sexy one-shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2010 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Chasing the Storm reviews
Sometimes it takes the unexpected to overcome what we never see, but feel deep down in all our hearts. Eustass Kid one-shot. Darkish
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - E. Kidd, Killer - Complete
Of Shadows and Blood reviews
AU. ShikxTemxHidan. Temari had to drop school to get a job and take care of her bothers. So what happens when two guy's fight for her love? She blinks a few times before slamming the door in their faces, muttering things like "Did I pay the water bill?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Temari, Hidan
SakuraxSasori reviews
SakuraxSasori,SasorixSakura drabbles and one-shots. Anything and everything from Cannon to AU. Dark and mature to cute and funny. Rating may change for chapters depending on content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
Hallucinations reviews
They never meet in battle. He was never a living puppet. She never killed him. They cross paths when they were never destined too. And what happens when everything was a lie? Sasori x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,379 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Me, my friend and our Akatsuki teachers! reviews
Sequel to Me my friend and Akatsuki! Tally and Shenori are back in their world but enemy ninja from the Naruto world are their as well and after their heads! The Akatsuki must pose as their high school teachers to protect them! M for swearing and other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009
Master of Puppets reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki to be used as bait. Her jailer and interrogator? None other than Sasori. Sakura is determined to endure if only to prove to Sasuke her worth as a shinobi but it won't be easy for Sasori will throw his worst at her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
The Dog's Loyalty reviews
Follow my fate like a good dog? No thank you, I'll run free, howling like the wolf. Akatsuki. OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Comer Risco Verde reviews
Aizen went insane and just what dose he order his Espada to do? The one mission they will never forget? Why going to the human world to open a store! With more crack than Aizen's daily dose the authoress rules the story. Rating T for swearing
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
The Wild Akatsuki House! reviews
The Akatsuki lost their old lair and have moved into suburbia. The house? Practically destroyed and home to a demonic squirrel! If the squirrel didn't get you then the neighbors will. Crack fic, some swearing. Its Akatsuki vs Suburbia life!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009
A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded reviews
Sai got a new book! But this is not your average friendship book, no It's a dating guide! Will Sai win the hearts of Konoha's female population or will he end up sorely heartbroken? Crackish Sai fic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sai
Apotheosis reviews
Tsunade is considering Orochimaru's offer to revive her brother and Dan. But that soon changes when she meets two Akatsuki members. Will they change her mind about the offer? KakuzuxTsunade THIS STORY IS DROPPED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,919 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Tsunade S., Kakuzu
Family Stinks! reviews
After a brutal battle Hidan's scythe is broken and Sasori needs new parts for his puppets. What happens when Deidara says he knows someone who could solve all their problems? What happens when this person turns out to be his older sister? maybe SasorixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Darius Westly High School Akatsuki Gang reviews
Hikomi is the poor kid gong to an all male boarding high school where everybody is rich. She becomes friends with the Akatsuki gang. But here's the catch, Hikomi is a girl pretending to be a guy! Will she be able to keep her secret from them? AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Chocolate reviews
They didn't know what could happen, what would happen. All they knew was that they were forbidden from eating it. The Espada didn't know why but they still did. They still ate the chocolate and boy, did it screw up their lives. Serious crack fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2009
Thats hot reviews
Shinbashi's reaction to seeing Sou and Ichijo make out on the roof top. Crakish and please keep in mind I stopped reading the manga halfway to write this.
After School Nightmare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Shinbashi, Mashiro I. - Complete
Mommy reviews
While in a mission in Ame Deidara finds a little girl that thinks he's her mommy, dark-ish fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Me, my friend and Akatsuki! reviews
What happens when me and my friend get sucked into the Naruto world and join the Akatsuki! READ TO FIND OUT! Latest chapter! Mushroom no jutsu! and Shenori in Crack, I mean Wonderland! Last chapter of part 1 complete. Story on hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,202 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Screen Time reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo are granted the power to change reality by a witch and their itching for some more screen time. They will be minor characters no more! Rated T 13 for language and other stuff ;D Serious Crack fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
Angst emo angst, angst reviews
Sasuke is emo and Naruto wields the power of ramen! Naruto crack fic with Naruto style pokemon and Yugi-o battling. Chaos and just pure insanity. A must read for any Naruto fan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sisypheon reviews
Sequel to Remembering me. Takumi was a normal... scratch that, abnormal girl. Her new life gets turned upside down as she is stalked and chased by a mad serial rapist. Can the Akatsuki her family save her once again? Or will her past catch up to her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,756 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Shaving Cream reviews
Deidara, Sasori partnership drabbles that are sorta like oneshots. NOT YOAI! Well maybe, depends on how you look at it. Very little swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Naruto Blind dates 2! reviews
The ever exciting Naruto Blind dates are back! This time longer and more crack than ever! 44 characters from Naruto all on random dates! Akatsuki and most of team snake included! Don't miss out! It's Guaranteed that you will laugh your butt off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
The Neji files 2 reviews
Neji has moved on to his next mission! This time he's getting the dirty info on the feared Akatsuki! Will his sanity prevail? Or will he end up as plant food, shark food, sacrificed, a puppet, blown into a million pieces or lose his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Neji H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
How the SasukeItachi fight REALY should have gone reviews
How the Sasuke vs. Itachi fight REALLY should have happened. No flames please. T for stabbing ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Remembering me reviews
She couldn't remember anything. She felt so lost and alone. But then she meet them. They gave her a name. They gave her a new life. But can they, the famous Akatsuki, help her in her time of need? Can they help her, someone who isn't human, feel alive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,218 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Pimp me up reviews
The story of how Ino got her hair style. One-shot. Slight DeidaraxIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Deidara, Ino Y. - Complete
The Neji files reviews
Neji has a new secret mission! Operation Black Mail! Will he finish the dirty deed or get caught in the process! Every Naruto character has a dirty secret and Neji discovers them all! Naruto, Lee, Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Tenten, Kiba, Shikamaru. crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Naruto Blind Dates reviews
44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
The night we are alone reviews
Sakura loves Kakashi and Kakashi loves Sakura. So on the night that Sakura's parents are gone he pays a visit to our pink haired ninja. It's a night of love! KakashixSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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