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Author has written 3 stories for Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.

EVIL EMPEROR ZURG

Evil Emperor / Ruthless Dictator / Economics Major
(Address Subject to Change)
E-mail: EvilEmperorZ@planetzmail.holonet

Background

Been in the evil business for well over a few decades, with a plethora of good guy encounters to draw back lifetimes of experience. Has multiple assets in these, but not limited to:

Z: Excellent Communications Skills
Z: Quick Problem Solver
Z: Is open-minded to new situations that ever arise on the spot, or during the course of an evil campaign
Z: Flexible in more ways than one

Qualifications

Economics:
Z: One hundred thirty years of fiscal solving
Z: Keen observer market fluctuation
Z: Fifty years in the business aspect of the galaxy

Politics:
Z: Trained to handle other media and interests since the ability of walking had been learned
Z: Successful diplomat
Z: Understanding of others' needs, and willing to compromise

Military Experiences:
Z: Sound tactician
Z: Experienced Military Strategist: Air, Water, Ground, Space, Interdimensional
Z: Cunning wit and iron resolve

Education

First Level:
Z: Excelled in all classes with the highest marks
Z: Passed all exams without failure
Z: Accumulated all Advanced Merits

Second Level:
Z: Attended mandatory secondary schooling—was not finished, due to all education systems shutting down in unison

Work Experience

Emperor for eighty years, Evil Emperor for fifty

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The Day Zurg Learned About Tension reviews
“Ah! ‘umour is good! Very good!” Animus smiled, pulling out another picture from within his knapsack. “Let’s see how you ‘andle zis humour!” An Evil Emperor Zurg oneshot. Induces mind-scarring and brain-breaking, as usual.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
X'ngfire reviews
One night, Zurg contemplates what has come to pass while his mind plays tricks on him and pushes him on the path of vengeance and destruction. Zurg-centric, a song/poem of sorts. See inside for further details.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
The Day Zurg Learned About Love reviews
“Oh, goody! Viewer discretion advised? That can only mean one thing: pure, uncontrolled, malicious violence! What a perfectly evil way to start my already evil day!” An Evil Emperor Zurg oneshot. Induces mind-scarring and brain-breaking.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete