Bad Octopus
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Joined 06-25-08, id: 1615878, Profile Updated: 12-07-14
Author has written 4 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, and M*A*S*H.

PEN NAME: Bad Octopus

SPECIES: cephalopod

GENDER: female

AGE: 29

It seems that a small update to my bio is in order. Yes, I have finally finished my M*A*S*H magnum opus, "The Wind and the Rain". I shall be forever grateful to all those who read, followed, faved, and reviewed my ridiculously lengthy labor of love. Their patience, support, and encouragement played an enormous part in the completion of my story.

If you like M*A*S*H, and you have not read my story, might I suggest that you give it a whirl? I realize that 275,000 words might seem a little daunting, but believe me when I say I have taken great pains to ensure that each beloved character has been portrayed as faithfully as possible. If you are a fan of Charles Winchester, I most definitely encourage you to read it. And if you're not... why not allow me to try to change your mind?

Plus Klinger is in it. And who doesn't love Klinger?

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Moving Forward by Awahili reviews
Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, hearts mature and love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. / Hawkeye and Margaret keep finding each other, and it was only a matter of time. A look at what might have been from Comrades in Arms and on.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,226 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
Perfect Storm by foolondahill17 reviews
An endless stream of wounded mixed with perpetual rain is usually more than enough for the personnel at MASH 4077 to contend with, but with the addition of a Korean family seeking help, bombardment from nearby enemy troops, and the life-threatening injury of one of their own, it all collides to create the perfect storm. Hawkeye whump, if you were wondering.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/2/2014 - BJ H., Charles W., Hawkeye P.
The Unlikely Affair by A Quarter Past reviews
"It's not that we had an affair, it's that we could have had an affair." The first five years after Kathryn Janeway gets her crew home are a little bit more interesting (and boring) than she expected them to be, and she's pretty sure that the scuttlebutt is broken.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Doctor, K. Janeway
Desires by Mistress Twist reviews
"We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us."
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Late by foolondahill17 reviews
Because some soldiers never make it back home and Lorraine Blake waits. The fifth in the Homecoming Series
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Henry B. - Complete
Holding In The World by sinister-assassin reviews
When Dr. Kate Corrigan goes missing, her niece seeks the help of the Bureau, and everyone's favorite red agent to recover her. A friendship neither was expecting ensues. (HBxOC) Comicverse characterization in Movieverse-ish setting. Rating will go up, eventually. Please R&R!
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,734 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Hellboy, OC, Abe S., Kate C.
The Toymaker and the Widow by cellostargalactica reviews
"He whittles for the widow and her child; his sweet, sad widow," said Bombur smugly. "How is she his widow if he's still alive?" Bilbo wondered. "Because she's not my widow," Bofur cut in. "She's a widow. I have no claim to her, or anyone."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,420 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bofur
Swift Voyages by Laura Schiller reviews
Oneshot songfictions inspired by Taylor Swift. 19. "Red": Tag to "Unimatrix Zero". Seven of Nine never forgot her favorite color ... or her first love.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,302 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Episode 10 VS 7 Point 5: Colonization 101 by Voyager Season 7.5 reviews
It's time once again for the annual Emergency Procedures Drill, and this year it's the doctor's turn to devise the scenario.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Chakotay, Doctor, K. Janeway, B. Torres - Complete
The Princess by FFcrazy15 reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and a certain nurse is feeling lonely. Charles Winchester decides to be a gentleman and finds that he's surprisingly good at it. Mostly Kellye/Charles friendship, could be taken as romance.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Nurse Kellye, Charles W. - Complete
Abandonment Issues by NightScriber reviews
Life is a series of departures. And now, just one time, he wants to be the one that leaves.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
Memory Lane by blown-transistor reviews
Post-Avengers, Steve gets to see Peggy one last time after she makes a demanding phone call to Fury. The agent formerly in charge of finding him receives her new assignment. Once again, it's Peggy's captain. Between the agent and the things Peggy left behind, can Steve find his way? Steve/OC.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,404 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Can't Say Good-bye by mille libri reviews
He had avoided saying good-bye to Radar all day, until finally it was too late to say anything at all. (Not a pairing!)
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hawkeye P., Radar O. - Complete
Haunted by Catsafari reviews
"You're leaving me alone in the middle of winter in a rickety old castle rumoured by the locals to be haunted." Haru smiled brightly. "What could possibly go wrong?" AU.
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,828 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Dear Pinocchio by A Quarter Past reviews
Part I of Pinocchio series. The Doctor meets a blue entity and becomes a real boy, but nothing on Voyager is ever easy. COMPLETE
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,822 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Doctor, K. Janeway - Complete
The Taste Of Stone by Stratocruiser reviews
They say April is cruelest month, but March hit Hawkeye Pierce like a lead pipe. HM, minor character death.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
50 Ways To Kill The Borg by BonesBird reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, a list of ways to kill the Borg. Getting more preposterous as I get bored.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
Fate and Frank Burns by Amymimi reviews
Margaret is in Tokyo, Hawkeye's hand is in a cast, and Charles is gravely injured... but what does all of this have to do with Frank Burns' decision to visit the 4077th? Read & review! Now complete!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,214 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Frank B., Charles W. - Complete
In the Midst of the Swamp by hippiechick2112 reviews
The Swamp decided to eat up an important letter stuffed in a dirty magazine, one from Trapper to Hawkeye. Apparently, before he left, Trapper wrote a quick, somewhat sorrowful note to Hawkeye.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
La Belle et le Bossu by QuasimodoLeBossu reviews
Beauty was found within. Thanks to her, he understood that now. AU. Quasimodo/Belle.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,766 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Quasimodo
Might Have Been Chuck by Dobby's Socks reviews
Winchester's thoughts after he learns his trip to the 4077th is going to be longer than Baldwin orginally indicated. Takes place after the events of "Fade Out, Fade In".
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Charles W. - Complete
24 by samanddianefan10 reviews
short "missing scene" for Abysinnia Henry. Can't improve perfection, but I thought I'd add a little fill in scene as to what some of the reactions might have been.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Henry B., Radar O. - Complete
Between You, Me, and the Stove by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
Father Mulcahy hears eight confessions and tries to remember that God moves in mysterious ways. Father Pierce hears one and concludes that God might be drunk. A series of character studies and episode tags.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P. - Complete
Father Time by B.A. Tyler reviews
Post-war Hawkeye-Daniel ficlet. Somewhere along the way — and Hawkeye couldn't even truly identify when — there had been a role reversal.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Hawkeye P., D. Pierce - Complete
Ice by eleventhirty reviews
Frank's thoughts on losing a patient. Formerly posted here as "Crimson and Clover"
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Frank B. - Complete
Same Time Next Year by lucindadixon reviews
"No one did complicated better than him and Margaret. Though he had to admit, right about now he was having trouble remembering why exactly that was a bad thing." Post-war HM
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
A date with Trapper John by coolcox14 reviews
It's 1955, and BJ thinks that it's time that Hawkeye confronted his demons - in the form of his ex-bunkmate, Trapper John. Will Hawkeye ever get over the lack of a goodbye? One shot, no Slash, rated for some bad language. Any Feedback appreciated!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
Voices by Struthious reviews
Caroline was lost beneath a flood of constant, meaningless, artificial voices. Doug Rattman could sympathize. Oneshot, Portal 2, spoiler warning
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Metamorphosis by NaomiGrace reviews
He had been a bad core; he knew that. He deserved whatever punishment he had coming his way. But she didn't. She deserved her freedom. And it was up to him to give it back to her, no matter the cost. Portal 2 Alternate Ending
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Dulce et Decorum est by lrigD reviews
Inspired by the poem Dulce et Decorum est by Wilfred Owen and a story description on this site. A certain Colonel's thoughts on war.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Potter - Complete
Fool Me Once by B.A. Tyler reviews
Hawkeye gets some news that has him convinced somebody's playing an April Fools joke on him.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
Kindred Spirits by Amymimi reviews
Margaret is caught being immersed in Major Winchester's music, much to her embarrassment. One shot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Margaret H., Charles W.
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
To Every Bad Writer this Fandom has by Kissy Fishy reviews
Brace yourselves...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Art Thou Troubled? by theswordkilledthepen reviews
Art thou troubled? Music will calm thee. Art thou weary? Rest shall be thine. Music, source of all gladness, Heals thy sadness at her shrine. Music, music, ever divine, Music music calleth with voice divine.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Charles W. - Complete
That's Not A Word! by Red Witch reviews
Hank tries to tutor Todd and Fred. He ends up getting a lesson himself.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Beast/Hank M., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Theatre of War by Shiroiyuki3 reviews
He truly believed solace had eluded him, and yet there she stood. Now riddled with inner turmoil over emotions he had all but abandoned, Father Mulcahy must come to terms with his life and the decisions which have led him thus far.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,452 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2007 - F. Mulcahy
Terminus Pointe by Margo Duncan reviews
Bleak House. As difficult as it may be to believe, there is life outside of Chancery, and it shows no signs of slowing down. A sequel to the 2005 BBC Miniseries.
Bleak House, 2005 - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008
Closer than a Brother by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Hawkeye, begins the process of moving on, but without BJ who has disappeared from his life. Suddenly a call from Peg sends him to a psych ward. The war's not over for BJ, there are some battles that must be fought in the mind, can Hawkeye bring him home?
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,423 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Down a Slippery Slope by MissMune reviews
Oneshot. Was it truly so difficult for Krusty to take ‘no’ for an answer? For him to understand that he, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, already had plans for the rest of his life, and that being a clown’s sidekick was not one of them?
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Klinger Chronicles by samanddianefan10 reviews
100 word snippet series of Klinger POV's
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - M. Klinger - Complete
Five Kindnesses Charles E Winchester III Performed by Amilyn reviews
Five Kindnesses Charles Emerson Winchester III Performed But Would Never Acknowledge . It's not truly generous and charitable unless no one knows what you did. Or sometimes why. No content to warn for.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Charles W. - Complete
Max Klinger's day off by samanddianefan10 reviews
Klinger goes AWOL and finds a woman in distress. He puts his life in danger to help her. Back in the camp the gang is irritated thinking that he deserted them. some humor/drama. first mash fanfic. complete.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - M. Klinger - Complete
Afterimage by AStormIsBrewing reviews
We all know what happened during, now for a taste of 'after.' Flash-fiction snapshots of different episodes, no particular order.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008
One Hat, Two Hats, Three Hats, Four by brightblue reviews
Sometimes a hat is just a hat, even though it changes your whole life. Shules.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Hot Under The Collar by Olive Drab reviews
It's hot. Everyone's in a bad mood
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Jeeves and the Wedding Attire by slightlytookish reviews
Tuppy and Angela are finally getting married, and Jeeves disapproves of Bertie’s choice in wedding attire.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
The Boston Tea Party by RoseLight reviews
Dear Readers, you are cordially invited to a flirty fable of tea and teasing
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Charles W. - Complete
Lady Killer by RoseLight reviews
Two very different women vye for Korea's most eligiblemost pompous surgeon. Can his tentmates smooth the course of true love?
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Charles W., Hawkeye P. - Complete
The Undone by retina burn reviews
What might've happened after The Life You Save
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Charles W., Margaret H. - Complete
Missing Hawk by Mariole reviews
Hawkeye disappears after his aid station is overrun. Alternate ending to "Where There's a Will." Warning: Some intense situations.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,768 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 8/1/2002
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The Wind and the Rain reviews
When Lt. Nellie Malone went to Korea to be closer to her younger brother, she didn't expect to find a kindred spirit. Charles Winchester didn't expect to have his prayers answered. Then again, the war worked in mysterious ways. UPDATE: Complete
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 275,847 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 2/27/2009 - [Charles W., OC] M. Klinger - Complete
Dear Doctor Winchester reviews
In a small town in Maine, a young girl writes a letter to a certain doctor stationed in a Korean MASH unit, resulting in a continued correspondence.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Charles W.
Duck Soup reviews
Margaret pays a visit to Klinger, who is feeling under the weather. Set in Season Nine.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Margaret H., M. Klinger - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking reviews
Post-Endgame. The Doctor is having second thoughts about being Miral's godfather. As usual, Janeway knows just what to say.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/15/2008 - K. Janeway, Doctor - Complete