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. : Your Firsts : .
21. First kiss: in 1st or 2nd grade... He was like a friggin man whore I swear!! lol
22. First best friends: Taylor and Kayla
23. First Award: D.A.R.E thing//... it was stupid but ya...
24. First Sport You Joined: Soccer... Should have put me in ballet intead... I was the golly idk how to spell it and I was so bored I just sat there twirlling and picking flowers... Thats why we lost most the games.. until the coach got smart and put me in the field and then we won like crazy! well 2 points is "like crazy" to a 5/6 yr old ok!

25. First thing you did today: Was reading FF at Well..from 12 in the afternoon to 12 at night the next day maybe longer... hehe obsessed much?
26. First Real vacation: from Texas to Las Vegas, to Hawaii then to florida which then we drove a rental van down towards D.C then we drove around there then went to then beach near some place... idr i don't remember
27. First thing you said today: SHIT!! I Gotta clean!
28. First Love: N/A

. : Favorites : .

29. Movie: Its an old movie but its still a good one, Coyote Ugly.
30. TV Show: I guess Prison Break, Heroes, Family Guy, I can't think of anything else
31. Color: Blue
32. Rapper: N/A not much of a fan
33. Place to get groceries: Walmart
34. Food: lasgnia...
35. Season: Spring
36. Candy: Those swilry lolli pops!! yummmerzzz.

37. Drink: Dr.Pepper. but energy drink wise then I would have to say...MONSTER!! hehe yummy I love monster
38. Restaurant: Olive Garden
39. Friend: All my friends are my favs.
40. Store: Barns and Noble
41. School Subject: English
42. Animal: Wolf
43. Book: The House of night series
44. Magazine: uh... i don't read magz to often... actually its rare for me to read magz... but i would choose peoples magazine

. : Currently : .

45.Doing before you started this survey: Reading FF
46. Feeling: overly hyper
47. Wearing: Skinnys and a very tight shirt
48. Crying about: nothing
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: DR.PEPPER!! HELL YA BABAY!
51. Dreaming: that I'm going to get in trouble in like 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... whoa I'm good... Now I gotta clean up the living room. poutpout
52. Typing: this survey, duh
53. Listening To: 5 different clocks tick tocking not so much in unision. yes very annoying
54. Thinking about: how bored I'm am and needing to clean up
55. Wanting: My Ipop, My own T.V in my room, and a DS I... idk about the last one, it can take pictures so ya... speaking of... I want a Camera that takes Vids. and Pics.
56. Watching: The letters on the screen appear after I type... ya...

. : Future : .

57. Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Hmm... Well probably in College
58. Kids: one would do
59. Want to be Married: yup
60. Career in Mind: I don't know what ever I turn out to be I guess that suppose to be my future job...

. : Which is Better with the Opposite Sex :

61. Sport: Football
62. Shirt: tight, so I could see his sexy abs he's been working on. haha
63. Hair color: Dark.
64. Hair length: not like a surfer dudelong hair down to their ass isn't my type but also not like a buzz cut. Probably long enough to cover their eyes a little
65. Eye color: dark
66. Measurements: taller
67. Cute or sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Good or Bad: Both mmmhmmm. yum.
74. Sensitive or Loud: More loud than Sensitive but i guess both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Harley or Crotch Rocket: harely
77. Two or One: Say what?

Hmmm mmm. I could already see my ma in the futur... sexy, tall, sweet but loves to party, can put food on the table, and gives me alot o' money to go shopping!! Eepp! yumm

. : Have You Ever : .

78. Kissed a STRANGER: uhm well it was a dare...
79. Had major surgery: Yes
80. Gone commando: no
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been on a cruise: yes
85. Broken Someone's Heart: no
86. Dumped someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: To be honest I just couldn't... I don't know why but I just didn't cry plz dont think of me as a heartless bitch, I'm not...
88. Cried At School: No

. : Do You Believe In :

89. God: Yes.
90. Miracles: Yes.
91. Love at First Sight: no
92. Ghosts: kinda
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: yes
97. Answered prayers: honestly I don't know what to believe in
98. Kissing on The First Date: no, well it depend, if they are there to get into meh pants... then fuck 'em, but if they are sweet on the first then I might give 'em a peck on his cheek
99. horoscopes: no

Hey. Just call me PB&J. That's my new Nick name. It was Joey, and still is to some of my friends but some of my other friends are just randomly started to call me PB&J...

My fav color(s): Blue, black, grey... blue... oops did i say that already? alwell... Blue, Red, Green... blue. o my, I just... hmm i just keep forgetting I said that already... alwell.

Music: different kinds. I like heavy metal, hiphop. weird shit like my brother listens to, like ICP i think their call. Just look up Boogie Woogie Man and The game show something like that and look for the people with three initails that are ICP or something like that... its hella tight i swurz to ya... haha couldn't help mysurf... lol

My fav place to go: Hawaii, Texas, and Oklahoma...OKLAHOMA!! OH YA!! OU SOONERS ROCK!! AND KNOCK THE HOUSE DOWN WITH HOW MUCH THEY ROCK!! =

My best-friends: (Not telling you there name well if they don't have nicknames then ya but I could tell you there nick name) Topaz: Skit: Sam-I-am: Chris: Nikki: Em: T: Mon Mon: Mad Chad: Nappy: Tabster: Eclipse(her real name): Bree: Camo: Eddy His real name : Bella (my friend looks alot like bella so we named her that.) =

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Izzyklausfanficwriter, Supergirl VS Stargirl, Horsie Friend, Clare-stovold, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, EdwardsOtherWoman, Evil-Little-Shopaholic620,

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)


1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

Check this out...

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

the guy that for some freaking reason I can't find


when life gives u lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how u did it

- unknown

it takes a day to love someone. it takes years to know what love is
-jason mraz

not all who wander are lost
-j.r.r. tolken

in a world of cheerios, be a frootloop

Friends Vs. Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

4. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

13. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

14.My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 percent of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (not sometimes. all the time)

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile(Uh...yeah...My mom has put a restraining order on me when it comes to reading. She told me that she would rather see me watch TV than read!! Did I listen to her? 'Course not. I hate TV!)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and paste it on your profile. (i'm still working on being normel...)

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you say "chiguagua" when your happy even though your not mexican and can't speak spanish, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you make yourself look stupid on a daily basis, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. CCgirl1410, Evil-Little-Shopaholic620

I admit I have O.J.D
(Obsessive Jacob Disorder)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

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Daughter of the Volturi by Kathleen7295 reviews
Late in the night of a day in rougly 1649, a baby girl is born to an unmarried woman. The woman, frightened of scandal, leaves the baby in an alley, where the child is found by 3 Volturi vampires. The baby is adopted, and is raised by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bella
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The everlasting ROAD TRIP by Alicia.Maree reviews
Bella and her girls Alice and Rose are sick of dating dumb guys. While Edward and his guys are wanting commitment, both groups decide for a road trip. What will happen when they bump into each other. Will there be love? Please review All Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,936 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
I found my missing piece by Alicia.Maree reviews
What if Edward didnt come back? Bella is a vampire and has been for the last 70 years. Her new family and her are on there way back to forks. her family attends the forks school. Whats going to happen? will she find Edward? Read and find out. First story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forever and Always by midnightafterdark reviews
SEQUEL TO JACOB AND BELLA FOREVER. 1 year and 10 months after Edward finally leaves, Jacob and Bella are married, out of school, and have a baby boy. Random conflitcs yet, very sweet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,510 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
New Love, New life by b.bumblebee reviews
Klaus is dead, Stefan ran away not wanting to get help with Blood control, that just leaves Damon and Elena. Elena is going threw struggles as she tries to go on with her life & finish her Senior year of high school.Explores her feelings for Damon. R&R
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,545 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Different by Dancin'WithTearsInMyEyes reviews
I yelped as more pain shot up from my leg. "Sorry Bella," He murmered sadistically,"I'm only doing this as a favor." And at that moment, right as he went in for the kill, I knew exactlly who he was talking about. Bella hybrid story, full sumary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,974 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Bitter Revenge by ladybug82896 reviews
After Bella goes to Italy to save Edward things haven't been the same. Finally Bella finds out that one of Edwards distractions was another woman... well not woman but another vampire. How will Bella cope, will she find a new love? Read and find out! BXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,720 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Prayer of the Refugee by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to Feel Good Drag. Bella is living life good, racing, hot boyfriend, nice friends...until she wins a yellow Camero in a drag race, and Bella’s life is plummeted into an unknown world of transformers as the race begins. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Quil Imprinted On Bella! by Hannah Writes R reviews
Edwards left for a different reason. Bella finds comfort in a new friend, and things turn out WAY different. BellaxQuil! Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Quil Jr., Bella - Complete
PPS I Love You, Emmett? by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Sequel to 'P.S. I Love You.' Probably should read that one first. Summary: A day left with Emmett has got to equal trouble, right? One small mishap and Bella switches bodies with Emmett! And right before the weddings! Thats definitely not good.Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Solar Flare by lizziestar reviews
Seth was worried he was never going to imprint, until he met Erin Morgan. But Erin's keeping something from him. Will he find out what? And what will Carlisle discover that not even Erin knew about herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 84,074 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Seth - Complete
Unsuspecting by kimmmz reviews
Alexandra is a normal girl who moves back to La Push with her family only to encounter Embry Call. But nobody told him what to do when you imprint on a girl with commitment issues and a bunch of other problems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 249,734 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Embry
Divine Intervention by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
At the beginning of New Moon, Edward leaves Bella to protect her from himself. But what if unkown to them all, protection wasn't what she nedeed the most? What if all she had to do was to remeber who she really was? Full summary inside.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Promise that Last Forever by TheVolturiGirl reviews
Bella comes back to Forks after 12 years. She made a promise before she left but when she sees Edward didn't keep the promise she's devastated. When Edward realizes his mistake is it too late? OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
bella, vodka, knives, and edward by twilight-jasper's the best reviews
Ok bella is total different from normal bella she's a party bella.i'm really bad at summeries WARNING CURSING CUTTING! Major bella OOC... The other may have OOC expernices but nothing major. I don't own Twilight. Never have never will. I only wish i did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella
Shooting Stars by gabel reviews
What if Alice hadn’t been there that day? What if she hadn’t come back and Jake and Bella kissed in the car? This FanFic begins the night after the movie and what would have happened IF Alice hadn’t come and Bella and Jacob kissed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
Agent Swan: Mission Impossible by ILuvEmmettMcCarty reviews
When independent Agent Bella Swan is knocked unconcious in her office, her boss calls Agent Edward Cullen in to help her with her next mission. But as it becomes more complicated, will they realise that it's love, not hate, that draws them closer?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Our Future by Jasperlover101 reviews
For two minutes the world shuts down. Blackness sweeps over every citizen and they catch a glimpse of their future. Six strangers are brought together to prevent a disaster after each of them see it happen in their visions. Can they work together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009
Edward, You Bastard! by Hannah Writes R reviews
How did Alice react when Edward told her they were leaving? Known for it's crazy chapter names. Alice and the Cullens retell New Moon! Chapters 1-8 Revised, but no new content. Chapter 18 Up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Alice - Complete
Visions by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Alice has always been a freak, but she can't help thinking that Jasper Hale, the new boy in town, thinks differantly of her. Even though she's had visions of him killing her and he's warned her that he's dangerous, she can't seem to stay away. AxJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper
100 Years Later by CCgirl1410 reviews
Edward left and Bella is now a vampire hangin out with the wolves. What happens when they meet 100 years later? Sorry I'm bad at summeries! Bella and Edward. T just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,349 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
True Love Lasts Forever by Im Bettin On Alice reviews
When Eleazar disappears on a walk home with Carmen, she decided to end the pain of her best friend being dead. She is somehow turned into a vampire and finds Eleazar as one too. This is their life together. WARNING: ATTEMPT AT SUICIDE, CHARACTER DEATH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Carmen, Eleazar
To Write Love On Her Arms by anythingzombie reviews
AH/OOC - Edward Cullen just wants to help. Bella Swan wants the pain to go away. It gets harder before it gets easier. Can Edward save Bella before it's too late? Dedicated to the millions out there suffering. Short. Cutting/Suicide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgotten Traditions by TNTwilighter reviews
For generations there have been many legends in the Quileute tribe. Some told many times, some forgotten. Everyone thought, all wolves were suppose to be male. The legends are hiding something. Somewhere in the tribe there is a secret.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Seth
10 Punishments for People Who Don't Read Twilight by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Are you sick of people who don’t read the "Twilight" series and still have the guts to tell everyone that it’s a terrible, mushy and unreadable book- BECAUSE ITS NOT! This Fanfiction explores 10 punishments for this and other Twilight related crimes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Can't Have You by Lost in Believing reviews
AU. He wants her blood. She has learned to fight for her life. He is a deadly killer. Her senses are sharpened. His diet is the blood of animals, but now he is after her. She can control blood in a body for her will. He isn't human. Neither is she. E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Living after Death by twilighter616 reviews
When Edward left, Jacob dies trying to protect Bella, so Bella seeks comfort from Mike. Mike, well you know, sucks at life, so natually Bella was better off dead. What happens at college when the Cullen family returns?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Reason by BellaChristopher reviews
Stories from Bella and Edward's younger years and on. Will their friendship become something more? Rated T for later chapters. ALL HUMAN in case you couldn't tell.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,226 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
100 Years Later by Bella595 reviews
100 years later we are finaly back to gether. Edward left Bella in her time of need, but Bella got on with her life. What happens when she accidentaly bumps into Victoria? Well then your going to have to read and find out. Starts off during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Me and My Goldfish Love Cranial Osteopathy by checkyesjuliett reviews
I tried holding my lips together but that didn’t work and I broke down in uncontrollable giggles. “, Edward are you wearing eyeliner?”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Your Fantasy, My Reality by bellaklutz2010 reviews
After Zac's death Edward comes and rescues Amy. What she doesn't know though is what he the Cullen's and even Bella are really rescuing her from. Requested sequel to Time To Wake Up Now. I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,006 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
The Unknown by retrogradation reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Two by AroVolturi reviews
67 years after Edward left Bella has been changed, has a new mate, a new coven and a past that is anything but pleasant. Not only does Bella have a new mate, so does Edward!. What happens when they meet up again?. Rated T. WARNING: may not be ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Brother For Sale by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Emmett decides he wants to sell Edward. For only fifty cents.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Blonde vs Werewolf by mamakat05 reviews
Jacob tries to have some fun at the expense of Blondie. Warning: Contains some spoilers for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
What A Wicked Gang We Are by AroVolturi reviews
Edward left Bella on their wedding day. 96 years later Bella has been changed, has as new coven and holds a grudge. Whats happens when they meet again? Please Review! First FanFic, be nice. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
New Dawn by BellaChristopher reviews
My version of Breaking Dawn since I can't wait! Please R&R! Rated T just in case!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Diary of a secret crush: Unrequited Love:COMPLETE! by Delima Rose reviews
New in town, new school, new faces, Bella is the new girl, and nobody seems to like her. Then she spots Edward Cullen on her first day. Hot, smirky, and messy haired Edward. It's love at first sight! But he doesnt seem to realize that she exist! ALL HUMAn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,207 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
www vampireschat net by So-Eager-4-Eternal-Damnation reviews
What happens when the Cullens decide to go into a vampire chat room! Slightly OOC. Probably a oneshot! T for slight language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/1/2008
A Heart for Monsters by Sapphyre Edwige Black reviews
I used to have a normal life, a perfect life. I was rich, pretty, and loved by all. But then, HE came, the monster that loved me. From there, life went terribly downhill. And now, I, too, am a monster. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Asylum by TwilightSnowStar reviews
Oneshot! What would have happened if Bella hadn't gotten better after Chapter 3 of New Moon? Isabella Swan is diagnosed as clinically insane, such a sad fate for such a poor girl who can't find the 'Edward' she's always screaming for? PREQUEL TO HAVEN
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire College reviews
I'm going to be working on this story to make it way better. I am going to delete it and then start over from scratch. This story isn't really up to my standards anymore so I'm will make it up to my standards. So thanks to every one who has r/r. Luv ya'll
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella
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