LadyKakuHida
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Joined 06-26-08, id: 1616603, Profile Updated: 01-29-11
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto.

Yoness dudes. If you're reading this you've probably clicked on the wrong link or something... so... yeah. Hi? Does anyone other than me actually read these things?

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Favourite books: Harry Potter, The Shining, The Zombie Survival Guide, Wicked, The Green Mile.

Favourite anime: Naruto, Death Note, FMA, Ouran High School Host Club.

Favourite music: I'm actually kinda, sorta in love with musicals ._.

Likes: Squirrels, drawing, writing, the Akatsuki, yaoi (well I prefer shonen-ai to actually full blown yaoi), dark/British humour.

Dislikes: Spiders, crawling, Sakura, ghosts... it's stupid, I know =.=

AAAAAND the obligitary copy and pastes :D

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I am a firm believer in 'If you don't anything useful to say then don't say nothing.'

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Dysfunctional Family by Addster reviews
"My husband and son make me want to drink." Tsunade grumbles as she pulls her largest bottle of sake from her drawer. Naruto's explanation of his family. Somewhat following the story line of Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,082 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
Righteously Reversed by Geenie ate me reviews
We all know Light Yagami as the infamous serial killer Kira, but what happens when Light never gets the Death Note? In fact, what happens when his parents are killed in a car accident when he's twelve and he's sent to Wammy's House?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008
Defiant by xnightmare'sxnightmarex reviews
When Bakura meets Marik, he begins to feel an odd attraction. The thing is both of them are both self destructive. Bakura cuts and Marik uses drugs. Can the other help each other out, or will one loose all hope and result in death? Complete!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,175 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Unlikely Conversation by fanii punk reviews
Itachi's eyes wandered upwards as he remembered his and his brother's childhood. "If I remember correctly..." "Really?" The blonde's face lit up with curiosity.What happens when Naruto and Itachi get to talking about Sasuke? One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sexy Lemon Of Yaoiness by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Yaoi, lemon, rape, SasoDei, do you dare ask for more? Oh a summary? Well uhh…Deidara drags Sasori into his room to explore artistic things. Wink, wink. Mature for a reason ; Try not to fap to this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
How To: Fail a Kidnapping by KillerMay reviews
A tribute to "Kidnapping" by Boriqua-chan. Karin was panicking. She had to think of a lie, fast. "Uh...my water broke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Blood by lg1514 reviews
Blood is a lovely thing, in his opinion. Short one-shot about Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Bunkbeds by KillerMay reviews
Because Deidara is a ball of sunshine and Sasori is just delightful. Obviously, you've got them confused with somebody else. SasoDei, AU One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sunflower by FallenLoveAngel reviews
"You are a rather interesting girl…" "I have been wondering if you are real, or just a sweet little hallucination of my imagination."Zetsu turned his head to face her, a sweet, honest smile spread across his black and white lips.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Hinata H., Zetsu - Complete
Trapped by lg1514 reviews
A little one-shot I thought up in english class, about our dear beloved Akatsuki bomber. I put this under tragedy because it is such a tragedy he died.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Don't Go! by Rukama reviews
An emotional conversation with Sasori...and his younger self? "I know you wouldn't leave me, I just know it!" Sad eyes looked back at him. "...I can't, I'm sorry." SASORI-CENTRIC -minicontest inside!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasori - Complete
Angst! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The way to your heart by wolfgirl4716 reviews
Fresh out of the police academy Deidara is ready to start his new job as a police officer but what happens when the police division he's assigned to turns out no so ordinary members? Not only that but can he trust his new red headed partner? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,548 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Wood and Strings by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. Deidara is on the brink of death. Sasori finds this unacceptable. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Kisame chan, the Big Blue Wonder by Lireach reviews
This is a story of love, pain, heartache, friendship, tears, laughter, joy, and sadness. This is also a story about humans and their delicate relationships with one another. This is the story of... Kisame-chan, the Big Blue Wonder. Rated T for crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kisame H. - Complete
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Cranes by hewhoistomriddle reviews
“A thousand paper cranes were supposed to make wishes come true. Konan folds nine thousand and disproves the myth.” Possible spoilers. Disclaimer: Not mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
The More I Love You by StrawberiPai reviews
Kurt and Scott have been together for nearly six months, but once the physical part of their relationship begins to bloom, Kurt is too afraid and tries to change himself. “It’s bad enough I’m blue and fuzzy… I can’t do anything about that!” Slash, Anoreci
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Cyclops/Scott S.
Q U E S T I O N by jewel-shards reviews
My first KakuHidan fanfic. Kakuzu questions whether not Hidan will want to be with him for long. As far as he's concerned, they can't keep pretending he's not a monster. A stitched freak. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Fire and Ice by xnightmare'sxnightmarex reviews
Fire and Ice can't be mixed. They SHOULD NOT be mixed. But Fire and Ice have never been ones to follow the rules. Slight psychoshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Melting a Hard Ice Mask by xnightmare'sxnightmarex reviews
I watched him from afar. He had so many friends. Everyone began laughing and I clenched my fists into tight balls. He wasn't even funny. He was stupid and I hated him. Though it hadn't always been this way. So long ago...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Simple Plan Song Fics by xnightmare'sxnightmarex reviews
This is going to be three oneshots of Simple Plan songs. The first is "Untitled" and its where Bakura is stuck in the Ring. How could this happen to him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Yami Bakura
Bird Bomb by Kerink reviews
Deidara's birthday is usually a sad one. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
You're Not Fat! by cg2006 reviews
Naruto thinks he's fat. Sasuke tries to convince him otherwise. SasuNaru. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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You'd Be Surprised reviews
The Akatsuki. What do you think when you hear that? Power beyond anything imaginable? Serious? Dedicated? Brutal? Violent? Mysterious? Smexiest group of villains ever to be formed? Yeah, well you don't live with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Akatsuki
Dark Spirit reviews
There are things that have been terrorising humanity for centuries. This is one of them. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Rockstar reviews
AU. Hidan's a young rockstar, touring with his band around the world. Kakuzu's his bodyguard, his escort to and from concerts, but not everyone is there for the music...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Force my eyes to open wide reviews
He can't be dead, he's Kakuzu. Kakuzu, as a rule, did not die.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Apocalypsis Mortuis reviews
It started about two weeks ago, things had started getting… weird. Any animal activity had ceased, leaving the streets eerily quiet. Technology had started acting up, clocks had stopped. It was as if the world knew what was coming. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Music Memes reviews
Glimpses into the magical world of the AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Words reviews
One definition, hundreds of possibilities
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
His Last Birthday reviews
"I really don't want to go into it but I will say it involved cats, Cheerios, volume eight of Death Note and a sewing machine."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Language Barriers reviews
What they said and what they meant were oftentimes two completely different things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
First Impressions reviews
They're almost always entirely wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Where are the Crackers? reviews
Nobody should be up before nine. It just wasn't right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
You and Me reviews
You just want to be left alone, for Tobi to just go to Deidara. You want to be the only one I talk to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Zetsu - Complete
Names reviews
AU. Tobi had nicknames for everyone. Whether they knew about them or not was another story.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Take It Off! reviews
Getting that mask off was about as likely as him donating to charity. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Strange reviews
"Why would you want to be normal? Being weird is so much better."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete