JasperLovingEvilLittlePixe
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Joined 06-26-08, id: 1617020, Profile Updated: 10-24-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hello! Hola! Hi! Hey! Howdy! Aloha! Bonjour! Ciao! What's Up!

Short version: My life= fun, love, laughs, friends, family, books, sports, and SHOPPING!
Long version: Heyy! I'm a fun loving girl who LOVES her life and has the bestest friends in the entire world! Soccer is my game and I'm not tellin you my name (the internet isn't too safe). I'm a bookworm at heart and stopping me from reading is the one thing in the world no one can do. Music is pretty cool and I used to play flute, I wish I could play the piano and guitar. Movie musicals are wonderful and I love them all especially Laggan, My Fair Lady, West Side Story, Hairspray, High School Musicals, and The Sound of Music.

5 Facts about my weird self:
•i'm eighteen
•i'm a swizerland BUT if i had to choose i would be a team edward (BUT i really LOVE Jasper)
•I know more about twilight and its history then maybe american history)
•i am obsessedwith the twilight saga. - have seen the twilight movie MANY times- have read the books and heard the audio books several times- quote the book in everyday conversation- scream everytime i see a cullen car (especially a silver volvo)- everytime i hear thunder i think the cullens are playing baseball- i forced my friends to read the books because it is a great book & also so they know what i am talking about when i go on about the books- i went the midnight release of breaking dawn- i went to the midnight release of the Twilight DVD- i want to go to forks really bad & i am SO jealous that my best friend went there for vacation- i compare people at my school with characters from the book- i am constantly reading twilight fanfiction everywhere i go and i dont even go to sleep sometimes- i listen to debussy- i call my friend bella and she calls me alice (or sometimes evil little pixie)- also i call one of my friends rosalie and one of my guy friends jake- i have been to almost all of the twilight fansites- i have a twilight movie poster that i constantly look at-i read twilight lexicon daily & know all the character bios- i attend a eclispe book club at barnes and nobles- etc...the list goes on forever...
•i wish i had a time machine

I'm From: Deep In The Heart Of Texas

Hobbies: SHOPPING! Reading. Hanging with Friends. Church Youth Group. Writting. Photography. Video Games. Movies. Biking.

TV Shows: Vampire Diaries. Raising Hope. Glee. White Collar. Chuck. The Office. Pysch. Royal Pains. What Not to Wear. 30 Rock. The Big Bang Theory. That 70's Show. Project Runway.

Books: Bible. Twilight Series. Narina Series. Shakespeare. Books by Sarah Dessen. The Mortal Instruments Series.

Things I Love: God. SHOPPING! My Friends. My Family. Environment. Recycling. Organic Food. Animals. TWILIGHT! Rome, Italy. The Color: Red. Sweet Tea. Books. Strawberries. Staying Up Late & Sleeping In. JASPER HALE! Comedy, Musical, & Action Movies. Anything CHOCOLATE. My Baby Blue MUSTANG That I Drive. Starbucks. Soundtracks to Musicals. My Dog, Spunk Ransom (Named After Robert Pattinson's Nickname). Texting. Movies. Touchscreens. The Internet. TV. Youtube. Facebook. Vampires. Harry Potter. Reviews for my Fan Fic.

What I Dislike: Mondays. Mornings. People Who Have A Different Boyfriend Everyday. Crooked Pictures Hanging On A Wall. Transformers. Nicholos Cage Movies. Unsweet Tea. Sleep.

On The Computer: Facebook. Youtube. Writting & Reading Fanfiction. Writing My Novel. Kaboodle.

BY THE WAY, I HAVE MET ROBERT PATTINSON! AND HE IS MORE AMAZING IN PERSON! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

"Having some weirdness makes life fun!"

"There's only ONE way, TWO say, THREE words, FOUR you...I love you!" -Plain White T's


Pictures for my Fan Fiction (FF)

Bella, Nanny of the Cullen Home
Chapter 2: Wondering Around
Jacob, the Cullen's dog- https://www.breederinfocenter.com/images2/20080529031914_033846_1.jpg
So the picture I wanted to show ya'll didn't work so I had to go with this one..pretend its a redish brownish
Edward at the piano- http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/robert-pattinson-twilight-edward-piano.png
Chapter 3: What's the Problem?
Edward in his lovely white shirt- http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/robert-pattinson-open-shirt-4.jpg

Young Emmett Cullen:http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakig/804659305/
Young Rosalie Hale: http://www.flickr.com/photos/got2bme/2633927239/in/set-72157604570676254/#
These were the best pictures I could find...It was to give you an idea of what they look like at that age

At the Bottom
Chapter 1: To be Somewhere Else
What Edward looks like in his baseball uniform- http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/3059997262_27ea90fd67.jpg
Chapter 2: I Hate Everything About Him
Picture of a keyed car- http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/106660551_92e06345be_o.jpg

Love ya lots, JasperLovingEvilPixe

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Guardian Angel Alice by RozaBelikovXDimkaBelikov reviews
Alice has a vision of Edward being with a girl so she does everything in her power to make sure this vision comes true. So for about a decade, Alice finds herself being a guardian angel for this girl who will make her brother fall in love. Now full series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,118 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snow Heaven by redgumball reviews
Bella's off to her junior/senior trip....but to her dismay it's a ski trip to Colorado! will all be doomed in her ice hell or will a certain golden eyed boy come a warm things up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,485 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Bella, Nanny of the Cullen Home reviews
AH. Bella Swan gets a job at the Cullen house as their newest nanny, she must look after the youngest Cullen, Emmett, and also tend to the house. But does the certain Edward Cullen seem to catch her eye yet he seems to ignore everything she does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
At the Bottom reviews
AH. Bella Swan is in her junior year of Forks High and all she wants to do is get out of the bottom of social latter. Jocks at top and the dorks on the bottom. Rising on top with the infamous Edward Cullen, Bella begans to fall for the one guy she hates.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella