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Joined 06-26-08, id: 1617048, Profile Updated: 07-09-08
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Hi! I am new to this whole fanfiction thing, but I really like reading everybody's work. Everybody is so creative. I don't really like writing, but I have submitted one story (on a dare) on my least favourite subject (Twilight+sex). I'm not against Twilight (...or sex, for that matter), but I don't know a lot about it (Twilight, not sex), but I did some research and I think I understand the gist of it.

Favourite books: Harry Potter (I am such a dork), The Lovely Bones, The Kite Runner, anything by Amy Tan, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Catcher in the Rye (I know, it's kind of emo), Slaughter House Five, What is the What, Burned Alive, Joy Luck Club, A Farewell to Arms, Clockwork Orange, Animal Farm, The Virgin Suicides, To Kill a Mockingbird, Memoirs of a Geisha, I like you, Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant, Me Talk Pretty Some Day, Little Women, Lucky, Brave New World, The Great Gatsby, Anthem(ish)

Favourite Music: I like pretty much everything. I really like baroque pop (The Shins, Mason Jennings, Sufjan Stevens, etc... I just learned the term on wikipedia), classical (Beethoven and Chopin are my favourites), bluegrass (and some country), foreign music (everything from France to Africa to India to China) and rap (though I don't listen to it in public, because it makes me feel really white.)

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Finally reviews
Bella and Edward- enough said. I don't know a lot about Twilight, so forgive any inconsistencies. It's rated M, because I don't like censoring. Please read...or I'll kill you. Okay, that's probably not likely...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella