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Alright, about me well I am an insane South Australian and a fan of Harry Potter, Monty python, Stargate (SG-1 and Atlantis), sarcasm, in any way shape or form, and The Simpsons. I also love anything strange and out of the ordinary. Also, before I registered I left a few reviews under the alias Random_Fan.

Fave characters: Almost anyone with a sarcastic streak, Jack O’Neill (Stargate), Dr. Cox (Scrubs), Daria (Daria), Gregory House (House M.D.). I also like insane character such as Deadpool (Marvel comics) and Luna (HP). I also really like Todd the wraith from Stargate Atlantis

I don't really have a fave ship, I’m not a fan of romance scenes and such and prefer to get to the action. That being said I do have ships I don't like, such as most slash. I don't have a problem with homosexuals but when two straight characters become gay for almost no reason it doesn't work for me. I know am forced to admit that I am a shipper of the Naru/Hina ship, this has been caused by a couple of really good fanfics involving the couple.

Fave books: Harry Potter, Any by Matthew Reilly and I am also a fan of the Animorphs series, I really have to read the rest, also the series of unfortunate events, those are surprisingly funny. I am currently trying to push myself to write a book for an idea I started having when I was about ten, it's changed so much only the names of three of the main characters is similar.

Fave TV shows: Besides those mentioned I am a big fan of Daria, Naruto, House M.D., Boston legal, Avatar, Ben 10 and NCIS, Gilmore Girls, Scrubs, Two and a half men, Heroes, etc However both Stargates are easily my favourites, SG-1 first then Atlantis, These shows will never move on my list, unless Universe overtakes Atlantis. My taste in T.V. tends toward the funny side, so most of my favourite shows have very funny moments. I watch very few serious shows and those are usually crime shows.

Fave Music: Most pop, rock and pop-rock. My favourite artist would be someone like Avril Lavigne or Pink. I do, however like the old school rock and roll, ACDC, KISS, Cold chisel.

Fave Movie: My favourite so far is Stargate Continuum. Naturally, this means the Ark of Truth comes second but no O’Neill means second place. Other favourite movies include Hoodwinked, The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Monty Python (though I haven’t seen The Meaning of Life yet). The two Gremlins movies are also up there; the second was funnier but there is something about the dark humour and originality, something that is missing from Hollywood nowadays, and who can’t forget the cute Mogwai? For those that don’t know a Mogwai is basically a live Furby, but Furbys came second so a Furby is a dead Mogwai.

Random stuff: If you want to know about me then i will tell you my personality is a cross between Daria from Daria, Gregory House from House M.D. and Alan Shore from Boston Legal and throw in some Deadpool from the marvel comics. Because of my two distinct personalities I have begun developing what can only be described as two voices in my head, one is a sarcastic cynic known as Phantom the other is an eccentric insane guy called Elec, occasionally they argue.

Some more random stuff:


Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.


Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.


Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.


War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.


It's your god. They're your rules. You go to hell.


I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness


If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?


My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?


Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.


Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.


if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN


A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...


The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


You can't be late until you show up.


Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.


Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.


The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources


books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't if you keep reading, you'll go broke


Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.


I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


Answering Machine Saying: Sorry I can’t get to the phone right now because my girlfriend and I are doing our favorite thing together. Personally I like doing it up and down, while she likes doing it side-to-side r-e-a-l slow... So I’ll get back to you when we finish brushing our teeth.


If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.


I intend to live forever, or die trying.


Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.


Actual Headline: Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use


Anything you say will be held against you. ... "tits"


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


If you cannot convince them, confuse them.


To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target


once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"... quoth the server, 404.


"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989


Notice In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.


Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.


Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.


Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.


Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master.


You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.


My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church.


You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.


In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.


Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.


War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography. -- Ambrose Bierce


The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.


I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!


Actual Headline: Prostitutes Appeal to Pope


Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.


life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while


Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.


"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush


Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -- Albert Einstein


Answering Machine Saying: "911 - What is your emergency?"


It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.


You never learn anything by doing it right.


Actual Housing Complaint: And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.


A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.


Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.


What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?


Welcome to Curl Up 'N Dye Hair Salon!


Actual Headline: Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax


Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.


If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.


Why do our noses run and our feet smell?


Answering Machine Saying: Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.


Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.


Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.


Answering Machine Saying: Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.


Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!


What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?


Actual Headline: Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says


It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.


If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?


It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.


Answering Machine Saying: This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.


"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country." - Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946), 2nd in command of the Third Reich


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.


Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.


Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.


Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.


When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.


When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"


You never truely understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother. --Albert Einstein


It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.


Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.


All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.


The shortest distance between two points is under construction.


Actual Headline: Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

© This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity.It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctuma small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21.I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way — even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless — my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, This Cannot Be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me.Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This," and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70.When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I capture the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

For the life of me, I can’t imagine how such a great idea could have gone so horribly awry. Impacted by the recent economic downturn, a tycoon in China was forced to trim his roster of mistresses down from a high-living five to a lower suburban middle-class one. Heartbreaking. No doubt a fan of reality television, he chose to hold an American Idol-like competition to help him decide which one to keep. Alas, the first candidate to be eliminated proved a bit of a sore loser - and suicidal, driving herself, him, and the four other contestants off a mountain road during a group outing. Now THAT was the most shocking rose ceremony ever!

These are real illnesses, I kid you not. If you or someone you know suspects they are suffering from one of the following then please consult a physician immediately…

Moebius Sydrome: Due to a lack of developed facial nerves, the afflicted lack the ability to manifest and control facial expressions. As a result, they may often sleep with their eyes open. Contrary to rumor, Keanu Reeves does NOT suffer from this condition.

Odine’s Curse (aka: congenital central alveolar hypoventilation syndrome): Those afflicted cannot breathe automatically and must will each breath or risk respiratory arrest. One of those rare cases where those who threaten to hold their breath until they turn blue actually do.

Foreign Accent Sydrome: The afflicted begins speaking with a foreign accent after suffering a stroke or brain injury. No word on exactly which accept has proven most popular with the cerebrally-challenged.

Capgras Syndrome: Those afflicted are convinced that their loved ones have been replaced by imposters. A horrific condition - but one that certainly spices things up in the bedroom.

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (aka: Todd’s Syndrome): Those afflicted perceive objects are either larger (macrospia) or smaller (microspia) than they really are. Side view and rear view car mirrors are often used to compensate.

Pica: Those suffering from this condition are driven by the urge to consume non-food substances, everything from earth and paint to string and Arby’s.

50 Things You Never Knew About Me:

1. What color is your toothbrush?

Yellow, don’t worry it gets better.

2. Name one person who made you smile today:

I physically can’t smile, no seriously it just looks like I’m trying not to smile.

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Watching T.V.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Probably reading James018’s version of this survey

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

Any chocolate is good chocolate.

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?

No, underage

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?

I can’t remember (I didn’t say it aloud I seriously can’t remember though I was probably rambling to myself.)

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?


9. What was the last thing you had to drink?


10. What is your lip gloss of choice?


11. What was the last thing you ate?

Dinner, more specifically tuna mornay

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No. I don’t buy clothing my mum does, yay not paying for things.

13. The last sporting event you watched?

A cricket match, the Australia V. New Zealand twenty20

14. What is your favorite flavour of popcorn?

Popcorn has flavours now?

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

Probably to Jason asking if he wanted to come over, only time I’ve ever texted a friend.

16. Ever go camping?


17. Do you take vitamins daily?


18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

No, atheist all the way. If there really is a god he is a sick sadistic bastard, the last thing he apparently did was send his son to Earth to die, what an interesting conversation “son I’m sending you to this planet where you will be branded a heretic and killed.” “I’m going to die?” “Don’t worry I’ll bring you back to life.” “Don’t worry? I’m going to die.” I’m sure he won’t be winning father of the year anytime soon.

19. Do you have a tan?

No. being a ‘ranga’ I don’t get tan I get sunburnt. Walk down the street, burn. Full moon, burn. Open the glovebox little light comes on, burn.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Nope, pizza is one of my favorite foods

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Only at restaurants

22. What did your last text message say?

I don't remember.

23. What are you doing tomorrow?

School, PS2, possibly work on my fanfic, and homework, maybe.

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

A stack of boxes, I honestly have no idea why there in the computer room.

26. What color is your watch?

Don’t have one

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?

A really crappy movie

28. What is your birthstone?

Don’t know, don’t give a crap

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Depends on how much time I have

30. What is your favorite number?


31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?


32. Any plans today?

Complete this survey before I’m kicked off of the computer

33. How many states have you lived in?


34. Biggest annoyance right now?

My brother, he’s not even in the house and he’s annoying me

35. Last song listened to?

checks Ipod I was in the middle of savin’ me by Nickleback before I went of

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?


37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No. Though I do have someone clean my house once a week, and I’m not wealthy at all

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Don’t have a favorite, I wear thongs whenever possible, thongs in Australia are shoes for all those people who don’t know coughAmericanscough

39. Are you jealous of anyone?

No I know everyone else has problems and I can see I live a decent life.

40. Is anyone jealous of you?

Not that I know of

41. Do you love anyone?

Only family.

42. Do any of your friends have children?

No, which is good as none are 18

43. What do you usually do during the day?

Depends on the day, Monday and Thursday is mostly school then veg on the couch watching videos from the night before. Tuesday is gym than rest than an hour of school followed by vegging or internet. Friday is similar but no gym instead PS2 or videos. Wednesday is school and some homework. Saturday is watch Saturday morning cartoons until 1:30, with only stopping for a shower than videos. Sunday involves getting up at 7, damn brothers bedroom being next to mine, then wait ‘till X-men and tape it, watch videos ‘till one, watch wrestling than veg on PS2

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No. Not in the truest sense of the word, I do dislike people and when my friends jokingly insult me I tell them I despise them immensely.

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

I rarely pay attention to such trivial things

46. What color is your car?

Don’t have one though it would be purple

47. Do you like cats?

Absolutely, there very smart, mine can even open a door.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?


49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Given I haven't heard of it, i'd guess not.

50. How did you get your worst scar?

I don’t know if it’s a scar but I have a line on my left arm near my wrist, no clue how I got it and I swear it’s grown at leats twice maybe a third time.

Just a few questions in need of an answer:

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Can you cry under water?

Do cannibals refuse to eat clowns because they taste funny?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, is a workstation...

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If a fat chicken laid eggs, would it sit on them?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, why doe people say "Quit while you're ahead"?

If sheep coats are made of wool, why don't they shrink when it rains?

If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If the speed of light is 300,000 metres per second, what's the speed of dark?

If vegetable oil made from veggies and oil, what is baby oil made of?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Light travels faster than sound - is that why some people appear bright before you hear them speak?

Mousetraps are operated by people, right? Now, isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do doctors leave the room when you strip? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face and then they stick their head out the window in a car?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Why does the sun make our hair lighter and our skin darker?

Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why do people say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up and cry every 2 hours?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor since you can't drink and drive?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

If "con" and "pro" are opposites, what is the opposite of "progress"?

Obituary for the late Mr. Common Sense:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. He lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. He lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. He took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his three stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember Common Sense, copy and paste this into your profile. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Signs of madness:

1st Sign: Talking to yourself.

2nd Sign: Answering yourself.

3rd Sign: Getting the answer wrong.

4th Sign: Fighting with youself about it.

5th Sign: Hitting yourself in the fight.

6th Sign: Hitting yourself back.

7th Sign: Attempting to strangle yourself.

8th Sign: Falling unconscious from strangling yourself.

N.B.: There are currently no known people insane enough to continue to strangle themselves after falling unconscious, and thus it is proven that you cannot currently die from insanity. I'm up to the 4th Sign for those who care.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, HPisgreat72

There are some weird laws out there, okay in America, these are some my favourites:

It is unlawful to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. – What I want to know is where do you put the taillight?

It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. – I wouldn't want to mess with a horse that could eat a fire hydrant, would you?

It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. – But roasted marshmallows taste so good.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. – Congratulations, Einstein.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. – This law is in a state that is completely surrounded by land, there are no whales.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. – I don't know about you but I'm sure it would be rather difficult to ride a bike in a swimming pool.

City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." – Kinky.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 fine. – This law speaks for itself.

Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. – I doubt there is one person in the last 30 years that has obeyed this law.

One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. – Remind me again, when is lunch?

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. – Does this apply to smoke detectors and the fire alarm?

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. – Three words: only in America.

Now for some prized bumper stickers:

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles. – I agree completely.

Gone crazy, back soon – This should be the sign on my bedroom door.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity. – I don't think I even have to comment, all I’ll say is this is one of my favourites.

If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it. – Same goes for me.

Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there! – Another one that applies to me.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege. – There are many people I can think of that this applies to.

We're born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. – A lot worse.

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. – I've been saying this for a couple of years now.

God, huh? My imaginary friend's name is Bobo. – Sorry for any Christians I upset, not for upsetting you but the fact you don't have a sense of humour.

Jesus loves you! (Everyone else thinks you're an asshole!) – Again many people this applies to.

Hire teenagers while they still know everything! – This speaks for itself.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids. – I got it from friends and T.V.

Few women admit their age, few men act it! – I know I don't.

If a man says something in the woods and no one's there to hear it, is he still wrong? – Yes.

A couple of useless pieces of information:

Every forty five seconds a house catches on fire in the United States. – Just another reason Americans are number 1, that's sarcasm by the way.

7 of Americans don’t know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem, while 5 of Canadians don’t know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem! – This is slightly off putting; there are Americans that aren't completely arrogant.

Some quotes deserve to be spread over the world. These are some I believe fit into that category: (To be updated often) (incredibly long)

"Chocolate is the meaning of life" – This is one of mine.

"The difference between reality and fiction, fiction has to make sense" – Tom Clancy.

"I am the author of my life, to bad I write in pen and can't erase my mistakes." – Unknown.

"This has purple stuff in it. Purple is a fruit." – Homer Simpson about a donut, this quote helped my obsession with the colour purple.

“I know that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully.” – Who else could say something like this besides George W. Bush.

Me: Lachlan's not the brightest bulb.

Josh: are you saying your brother is stupid?

Me: of course not I would never say that (pause) I implied it.

Unknown: Constipated people don't give a crap. (Interesting way of putting it.)

Unknown: Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. (Well, actually, you can slam a revolving door... though you risk amputating your arm by mistake...)

Unknown: Kids in the front seats cause accidents. Accidents in the back seats cause kids. (True. Funny, but true.)

Unknown: The evening news is where the newsreader says "Good evening" and then tells you why it isn't. (I don't watch the news for this reason)

Unknown: "Pessismist" is an optimist's word for one who sees the world as it is. (I wholeheartedly agree)

Belgarath (from Belgariad): Where is he?
Silk: :has just pushed the bad guy off a cliff: Trying to fly, the last time I saw him. He wasn't doing it very well.
Belgarath: I'm sure he'll pick it up in time
Silk: I don't think he has that much time. :A distant thump is heard, followed by another: Does bouncing count? (Not quoted correctly. Possibly my favourite passage from any book. I love that sort of humour.)

This next group of quotes are all from Stargate episodes. If you haven't seen them you more than likely won't get the jokes.

"Colonel O’Neill, should we not be assisting Daniel Jackson with the translations?"

"I'm taking this loop off. I'm telling you, T, if we don't get out of this loop soon I'm going to lose it."

(Teal’c arches his eyebrow.)

(While saying this he spreads mustard and ketchup on his plate.) “Lose it. It means, go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one’s faculties. Three fries short of a Happy Meal. WACKO!” (He holds up the plate to reveal he has made a smiley face with the mustard and ketchup.) – Teal’c and O’Neill from the episode “Window of Opportunity”. This is the greatest Stargate quote ever in my opinion.

“Colonel O’Neill, what the hell are you doing?”

“In the middle of my backswing?!” – Hammond and O’Neill from “Window of Opportunity”.

(Sheppard trying to test McKay’s hearing.)

“Canadian Football League’s a joke. (McKay doesn’t hear.) Celine Dion is overrated. (McKay still doesn’t hear.) Zelenka is smarter than you are.”

(McKay reacts to something on his screen.) “Hey! I found mention of a biolab in the database. Ancient scientists used it to study animal life. We should check it out.”

“Okay… (quieter) Meredith.” – Sheppard and McKay from “Echoes”

Todd: I believe among your people it is customary to shake hands.

Todd offers his right hand to Col. Carter. Everyone in the room points their gun at the Wraith. He begins to laugh and waves his hand disparagingly.

Todd: Just a little Wraith humour. laughs

From the episode “The seer”

Col. Caldwell: Colonel.

Col. Ellis: Colonel.

They turn to Carter

Col. Caldwell: Colonel.

Col. Carter: Colonels.

They turn to Sheppard

Col. Ellis: Colonel.

Lt. Col. Sheppard: Colonels.

Dr. McKay: grimacing Seriously?

From the episode “Be all my sins remember’d”

Teyla: I purchased the pendant from an artisan in Croya, the village we are about to visit. Among the Athosians, it's quite common to present such gifts as expressions of admiration and respect.

Ronon: to McKay Hey. Maybe I'll pick you something up while we're there.

McKay: Really?

Ronon: No.

From the episode “The Kindred part 1”

Todd: Obviously there is more you want from me, or you would not have come.

Ronon: Maybe we just came to kill ya.

Todd: Did you?

Sheppard: Unfortunately, no.

Todd: Well, there's always next time.

From the same episode

Todd: explaining his plan to destroy Michael's facility I was going to write an elaborate programme designed to slowly create a fatal error in the primary capacitor, but I doubt there'll be time for that now.

Ronon: I was just gonna blow it up.

Todd: exasperated Naturally.

From the episode “The last man”

Lt. Ford: Gateship One, ready to go.

Maj. Sheppard: Gateship One? A little Puddle Jumper like this?

Lt. Ford: It's a ship, it goes through a gate. Gateship One!

Maj. Sheppard: Oh, no, no, no, that's all wrong.

Lt. Ford: Dr. McKay thought it was cool.

Maj. Sheppard: Oh, okay, well, it's official... You don't get to name anything. Ever.

From the episode "Rising"

about John and Teyla's headbutt exchange

Beckett is explaining that his innoculation uses a mouse retrovirus

Dr. McKay: Well, are there any side-effects?

Dr. Beckett: Dry mouth, headache, the irresistible urge to run on a small wheel...

From the episode “Hide and seek”

Weir interrupts McKay and Sheppard "testing" an Ancient shield

Dr. Weir: I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.

Dr. McKay: Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.

Maj. Sheppard: proudly I shot him. Dr. Weir gives him a stern look In the leg!

Dr. McKay: I'm invulnerable!

Dr. Weir: Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?

Dr. McKay: sing-song IN - VUL - NER - ABLE!

From the same episode

"Steve": Hello, again, Major Sheppard.

Maj. Sheppard: Sorry to wake you. Just came by to see if you need anything. Magazines, fresh towels.

"Steve": You hide your fear poorly, Major.

Maj. Sheppard: You know, we've been having these conversations for several weeks now, and I still don't even know your name. You guys do have names, right? Let me guess... Steve?

"Steve": I am your death. That is all you need to know.

Maj. Sheppard: I prefer "Steve".

From the episode “Poisoning the well”

The science team is trying to come up with a solution to a problem while being very short on time

Dr. McKay: You're right. If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth - did you bring yours?

Dr. Zelenka: You know, you're not pleasant when you're like this, McKay.

Dr. McKay: I'm always like this.

Dr. Zelenka: My point exactly.

From the episode “The storm”

Maj. Sheppard: McKay will come up with something.

Dr. McKay: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.

Sheppard looks around

Maj. Sheppard: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

Weir, Teyla and the other scientist shake their heads 'No'

Lt. Ford: No sir.

Dr. Zelenka: Never.

From the same episode

Weir has just briefed Atlantis' scientists about the approaching Wraith fleet

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: So, recommendations?

Dr. Carson Beckett: Other than panic?

Elizabeth: Other than panic.

From the episode “Letters from Pegasus”

Ford is recording video messages of each expedition member to send home

Carson: What shall I say?

Lt. Aiden Ford: Uh…uh…"I miss you"? "I wish you were here"?

Carson: I wish who was here?

Lt. Ford: I don't know. Who do you wish was here?

Carson: Nobody! I wish I wasn't bloody here!

From the same episode

Dr. Weir: Ok, what are our options?

Dr. McKay: Let me see, we've got quick death, slow death, painful death, cold and lonely death...

From the episode “The siege part 3”

McKay is confronted by a wraith, he is holding a 9mm

Dr McKay: So this is how it’s going to be huh? Fine then.

He tries to shoot but the magazine falls out

Dr McKay: retreating This is Dr. McKay, I need backup.

From the same episode

Dr.Beckett: You have a date Rodney? With a woman?

Dr. McKay: It is simply two adults sharing some friendly— Yes, with a woman!

From the episode “Duet”

Lt. Col. Sheppard: Maybe there's something wrong with him an MRI wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean.

Dr McKay: I'm not crazy, I just have another consciousness in my brain.

Lt. Col. Sheppard: So he only looks crazy.

Dr. McKay: I'm sure I do, but only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid here was in way over his head!

Dr. Zelenka: Yes! I made a mistake trying to save your life! Now, do you want to try and fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me some more?

Dr. McKay: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

From the same episode

Dr. McKay: I wonder why we never hooked up.

Lt. Col. Carter: What, aside from the fact that you're petty, arrogant and treat people badly?

Dr. McKay: ...yes.

Lt. Col. Carter: Nope, that's pretty much it: petty, arrogant, bad with people.

Dr. McKay: Oh. But you do find me attractive?

Lt. Col. Carter: Let’s stick to working on my idea.

Dr. McKay: No, this is my idea.

Lt. Col. Carter: How do you figure?

Dr. McKay: Well, you don’t exist. You think what my subconscious tells you to think! So, really the idea was mine. realizing Oh, wow! I'm arguing with myself about who had an idea first—me or me. I really am petty, aren't I?

Lt. Col. Carter: And arrogant and bad with people

From the episode “Grace under pressure”

Ronon: Sheppard's on the list; McKay is on the list. Why aren't Teyla and me?

Dr. Weir: What, you're feeling left out?

Ronon I just wanna know who thinks I'm not a threat and give 'em a chance to change their mind.

From the episode “Coup d’Etat”

Lt. Col. Sheppard: It'll be a walk in the park... a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me.

From the episode “No man’s land”

Lt. Col. Sheppard: Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go.

From the same episode - Those two are the lines that best sum up Sheppard in my opinion

McKay is lying on his stomach to work on his computer because he has been shot in the but by an arrow

Dr. McKay: You know, you really don't appreciate the simple things in life. Like… sitting.

Lt. Col. Sheppard: I don't envy you. It must be a real pain in the ass.

Dr. McKay: rolling his eyes Oh. How long d'you work on that?

Lt. Col. Sheppard: Longer than I care to admit.

From the episode “Sateda”

Jeannie: smugly I solved your problem in my spare time… with finger paints.

From the episode “McKay and Mrs. Miller” - My favourite qoute from a non main chaacter who isn't Todd.

Gen. Landry: You’re just mad you didn’t get to fly the maiden voyage yourself.

Gen. O'Neill: General, I am quite fond of both maidens and voyages. I mean, put the two together and ...

Gen. Landry: You’re not a test pilot any more, Jack.

Gen. O'Neill: indignant That’s what the President said.

From the episode “The return part 1”

Dr. Weir, Dr McKay, Dr. Beckett and Lt. Col. Sheppard are in a restaurant. Elizabeth's phone rings, followed by Rodney's and then John's

Dr. Beckett: I didn't bring my bloody cellphone with me, what's going on?!

From the same episode

Lt. Col. Sheppard: We've got a plan, sir. A good one.

Gen. O'Neill: I'm sure you do, Colonel. But in the unlikely event that you don't fail're fired.

Lt. Col. Sheppard: Yes sir, looking forward to it.

From the same episode

Gen. O'Neill: That sounds more like a Plan F, doesn't it? As in, 'we are totally...'

From the same episode

Major Carter: Maybourne, you’re an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn’t you have taken just one day off?

From the episode “Foothold”

General Hammond: Mayborn has been given authorization to take Teal'c under suveilence of his medical team.

Col. O'Neill: General, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.

(Mayborn looks at Hammond dumfounded and afraid.)

From the episode “Bane”

Col. O'Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

Teal'c: I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.

Teal'c bursts into loud laughter. Everyone else stares.

From the episode “Seth”

Col. O'Neill: Well, apparently I've lost the falatus to speak properly! pause That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose.

From the episode “The fifth race”

Urgo: Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're gonna say, ooohhh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion? Woof!

Col. O'Neill: Years from now?

Dr. Jackson: Woof?!

From the episode "Urgo"

Col. O'Neill: Au revoir, mon General.

Teal'c: I am unfamiliar with that term, O'Neill.

Col. O'Neill: Au revoir. It's French. It means ciao. Ciao…means adios, auf Wiedersehen, sayonara, which all very loosely translated means…

They enter the Stargate, only to emerge in the SGC again

Col. O'Neill: Goodbye?

Hammond: What happened?

O'Neill: What happened?

Hammond: That's what I just asked you. Will someone please tell me what's going on?

Sam: General...we just left.

Hammond: You've been gone over 15 hours.

From the same episode

Col. O'Neill: We've done this!

Dr. Jackson: We do this every day.

Col. O'Neill: I'm not talking about briefings in general, Daniel, I'm talking about this briefing; this day.

Teal'c: Col. O'Neill is correct. Events do appear to be repeating themselves.

Dr. Jackson: Since when?

Col. O'Neill: Since we went to P4X-639.

Maj. Carter: We haven't been to P4X-639.

Col. O'Neill: Yes we have. points at Dr. Jackson No, we haven't. That's what you were going to say.

Dr. Jackson: Of course that's what I was going to say.


Col. O'Neill: Okay, bad example.

From the episode “Window of opportunity”

Col O'Neill: Look, General, if it were just me, I'd agree. But what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man!?


Col. O'Neill: Bad example.

From the same episode

Col. O'Neill: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

Dr. Jackson: Uh, I do.


Col. O'Neill: Bad example.

From the same episode

Dr. Jackson: pulling Vala's scarf off her neck Vala, this is a military vessel.

Vala: I know, darling. I've stolen it before.

Dr. Jackson: Well, just try to be, uh…

Vala: My charming self?

Dr. Jackson: Just a little less talk; a little more shut the hell up.

From the episode “Beachhead”

Nerus arrives on Ba'al's mothership

Nerus: How nice! You came to greet me in person! Oh! Oh! I have this fabulous innovation I want you to... It's—it's called a cupcake. Oh, it's so good—

Ba'al: Why have you returned?

Nerus: My old friend, you wound me deeply.

Ba'al: I'm capable of wounding you much more deeply.

From the episode “Off the grid”

SG-1 is trying to rescue a little boy trapped behind a portcullis

Ba’al: He's tiny. Tell him to squeeze through the bars.

Teal’c: Assist us, or I will squeeze you through these bars.

From the episode “The quest part 1”

Dr. Jackson: I'm sorry, aren't you the one who knows the dragon's secret name? It's time to earn your keep.

Ba'al: Ah, yes. I may have exaggerated about that, slightly. Anyway, you didn't think that just by calling out its name, you'd suddenly be able to control it?

Dr. Jackson: I don't know. Name magic is common in most mythologies. To know something's secret name is to steal its power.

Lt. Col. Mitchell: So what are we supposed to do, start guessing?

Vala: Darrel, the dragon.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell: How about Smokey?

Teal'c: Perhaps Puff?

Dr. Jackson: annoyed: Will you just give me a minute?

From the episode “The quest part 2”

Merlin has died, and the team is deciding what to do

Ba'al: I told you, I could reprogram the dialing device.

SG-1 looks at Ba'al

Ba'al: His little trick with my vocal chords expired at the same time he did.

Teal'c: Yet another reason to mourn his passing.

From the same episode

O'Neill's invisible in a fictional episode. Carter's taking a shower.

Maj. Carter: Sir? Are you there?

Long pause

Colonel O'Neill: Nope.

From the episode “200”

Referring to the Stargate

Puppet General Hammond: We created this multi-billion dollar facility under Cheyenne Mountain so that we can use this thing. Anyone know how?

From the same episode

Just before dialing the Stargate

Puppet General Hammond: Sergeant, make it spin!

Puppet Sgt. Harriman: Spin? Sir... it doesn't spin.

Puppet General Hammond: What? It has to spin, it's round. Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning. I am the General, and I want it to spin! Now!

From the same episode

Martin Lloyd: I'm talking about a twist; something nobody's expecting!

General O'Neill: walks in the door You mean something like this?

Vala Mal Doran: I don't think anybody will see that coming.

Dr. Jackson: Nope, there'll be spoilers.

Lt. Colonel Carter: Are you kidding? It'll be in the commercial.

Carter was correct; the scene in which O'Neill appears was part of the commercial for "200"

From the same episode

Dr. Jackson: Uh, you should probably prepare to fire.

Maj. Marks: For the record, I'm always prepared to fire. I just have to press this button here.

Dr. Jackson: Right..I just—I thought that's what you're supposed to say, so...

Maj. Marks: I know.

From the episode "Company of thieves"

Dr. Jackson: We're stuck.

Vala: No we're not!

Everyone looks at Vala

Vala: Well, when we fail to make the scheduled check-in, General Landry will dial in, at which point we'll ask him to send a naquadah generator and a laptop with a dialing program and that's that!

Dr. Jackson: We knew that! I-I-I thought that when I said that we're stuck, that you would know that I meant "until then."

Vala: Well, then you should say what you mean.

Dr. Jackson: I don't think you want me to start doing that.

Vala: I don't think you want to start thinking what I think.

From the episode “Bad guys”

Lt. Col. Mitchell: They cancelled it? Really? I didn't even know the new season had started.

This episode was shot after Stargate SG-1s cancellation was announced, only five episodes had aired

From the episode “Family ties”

Lt. Col. Mitchell: I've said it before, I am all for fighting to the death, but we need a plan, preferably one that avoids the 'to the death' part.

From the episode “Unending”

Lt. Col. Mitchell: See what we need is, we need Superman to fly around the ship really, really fast.

Lt. Col. Carter: Oh, if you only knew how ridiculous that was.

Lt. Col. Mitchell: No, it only sounds ridiculous 'til you hear yourself say, "I am trapped on a spaceship stuck in a time dilation field."

From the same episode

The final scene of the series

General Landry: Dial it up, Walter.

Sgt. Harriman: Yes, sir. starts dialing the Stargate Chevron one encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell: That is how we're supposed to travel light-years across the galaxy to other planets. points at the spinning Gate

Sgt. Harriman: Chevron two encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell: to Teal'c You know, I'd like to imagine I handled myself well, but...I imagine I went a bit crazy cooped up on that ship for so long.

Teal'c smiles

Sgt. Harriman: Chevron three encoded.

Dr. Jackson: You know, Teal'c did tell me some of the things I learned from the Asgard database.

Vala: He did? Like what?

Dr. Jackson: Oh, boy. What were they?

Sgt. Harriman: Chevron four encoded.

Dr. Jackson: Beggars can't be choosers. Better late than never. Look before you leap.

Lt. Col. Mitchell: The best things in life are free.

Vala: Let me guess, beauty is only skin deep?

Dr. Jackson: Silence is golden.

Sgt. Harriman: Chevron five encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell: Jack of all trades, master of none.

Lt. Col. Carter: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Vala: Life is too short.

Sgt. Harriman: Chevron six encoded.

Teal'c: Good things come to those who wait.

Lt. Col. Carter: to Teal'c You know, as hard as it is for us not knowing, it must be torture for you not to tell us.

Teal'c: Indeed.

Sgt. Harriman: Chevron seven is locked.

General Landry: Good luck, SG-1.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell: Just another everyday mission to save the galaxy, sir.

SG-1: Indeed.

General Landry: Godspeed.

From the same episode

Mitchell reluctantly takes the command seat of Odyssey

Lt. Col. Mitchell: Weapons to maximum.

Major Marks: Sir?

Lt. Col. Mitchell: It's a joke, Marks. Make it go.

From the movie “The ark of truth”

Thus ends the Stargate quotes, until I get the one from the next movie, can't remember how to spell it and seson five of Atlantis.

“There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane.” - The Silly Vicar sketch (Monty Python)

Dr. House: to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.

Dr. Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.

Dr. House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board (emphasized to sound like 'bored')...certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will.

House turns to face Dr. Cuddy.

Dr. House: That is true, isn't it?

He turns back to the crowd.

Dr. House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? nobody moves And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?

Everybody raises their hands.

Dr. House: Okay. Well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.

(From the third episode, and they are yet to better it)

Dr. House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.

Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.

Dr. House: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!

Dr. House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?

Dr. Cuddy: Are you high?

Dr. House: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted.

Dr. Cuddy: It's Wednesday.

I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it? – Kakashi Hatake

Normal is relative. - Unknown

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Flying Solo by sweetgirl8353 reviews
After a life altering injury Adam finds himself in California at a new boarding school and away from his beloved team, the Ducks. How will he cope being separated from his friends? And how will he survive without hockey? Will Adam ever fly again?
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,222 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Adam B.
T8: Retroversion by 36Tesseract reviews
An AU of S'tarKan's Team 8. Permission Granted. Starts with Ch19 as transition chapter. I suggest you read "Team 8" before reading this. As a member of Team 8, lead by Yuhi Kurenai, and teamed up with Hinata & Shino, Naruto will find support and friendship that allow him to excel to great heights long before he was meant to! Thank You, & enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 135,044 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/3/2017 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
You Can't Keep An Old Dog Down by Lady FoxFire reviews
HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,742 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 7,514 - Follows: 10,098 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Grand Line Waterbender by The Samurai Prince reviews
Katara was sent to a new world by twisted fate. She doesn't know why she's there, but she now must survive the adventures of an unusual pirate crew, so that she can find her way home at the end of the Grand Line. OP/Avatar. (New OP/A:TLA story "To Rise" is up!) NOW ADOPTED and POSTED by Inflorescences(formerly known as ontheoffing)! :)
Crossover - One Piece & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,841 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Luffy, Katara
Of Love and Bunnies by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Set just after Dino Thunder. When Angel Grove announces another Power Rangers Day, Tommy takes the Dino Rangers to Angel Grove for a reunion with the original team… including Kimberly. TommyKim, JasonTrini, KiraTrent. UPDATE: Complete.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 620,151 - Reviews: 5038 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Kim H., Tommy O. - Complete
Twenty-Somethings by Candlelit1 reviews
Its NHL play off season ... some Ducks had to be realistic, and others got to live the dream. Their past bonds will always bind them however, whether it be friendship, sport or love.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 5/27/2008 - D. Portman, Julie G.
Twist of Fate by James018 reviews
The effect a twist of fate can have… Instead of Malfoy, Harry meets someone else at Madam Malkin's, someone who causes him to question the wizarding world more. What happens when Gryffindor boldness meets Slytherin shrewdness? A tale for the ages, of course. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,062 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame: Episode 4 by TommyOliverMMPRFan reviews
After a long hiatus, the Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Ranger Series is back! In Episode 4, we look at another controversial issue and explain why you can't blame Andros for shattering Zordon's tube in Countdown to Destruction.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Power Rangers: End of Days by project314 reviews
In the year 2009, the death of a Ranger will bring all veteran Rangers together, from the MMPR era to the RPM era, for what could very well be their last adventure. Full trailer posted inside after chapter 1. Oh, and please read, love & review!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,758 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/13/2008
TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Comeback. Forty-four contestants enter this season, veterans and originals, a crowded and wild ride! An impromptu challenge created by the warped mind of Chris Maclean will change everything in TDBG, and the host's cruelty leads to a horrible scenario. A frantic hunt to save someone dear to many begins, with time and participants dropping fast...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 551,451 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15221 - Favs: 22,748 - Follows: 22,333 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dino Thunder: The Legacy of Tommy Oliver by liron-aria reviews
PRDT rewrite. Moderate AU. Take a deeper look into the lives of Dr. Tommy Oliver and his fellow Rangers as they struggle to make it through the ups and downs of Rangerhood and the 2004-2005 school year. Who said senior year would be easy?
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,754 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Tommy O.
Rockslide's Wacky Wrestling by Majin Gojira reviews
Sick and tired of seeing the young heroes of Marvel die pointlessly and permanently? Rockslide has the solution-all of marvel's young heroes: Young X-Men, Runaways, Avengers Academy, Initiative, Young Allies and many others come together to hang out, have fun safe from the despair and participate in Unlimited Class Wrestling. Why? To quote Rockslide, "Because It'll be Awesome."
Crossover - Runaways & Avengers Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Nico M./Sister Grimm, Gertrude Y./Arsenic, Hazmat/Jennifer T., Mettle/Ken Mack
Rangers at Hogwarts by ChildDevil04 reviews
Tommy gets a surprising offer to teach at Hogwarts. There he will find himself in a strange new world that is also home to someone not so new. Someone he never thought he'd see again. So this is where she went. T/K
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,364 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Tommy O., Kim H.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14833 - Favs: 20,599 - Follows: 18,054 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33916 - Favs: 22,130 - Follows: 17,012 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Passenger by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Crossover. The Doctor's giving a lift. Martha can't believe it ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 5/28/2007 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Visitors by walutahanga reviews
No one was sure what to do with the four high school students who'd fallen out of the sky when McKay had touched what appeared to be an Ancient refrigerator, but in hindsight was probably one of the predecessors of the Quantum Mirror. Chapters 15 updated.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,550 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Conner M., John S.
Unique by walutahanga reviews
How each ranger team might have felt different from the rest. Chapter 11 added. RPM.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 6/10/2008
The Ranger's Rest by Wild Force Ranger reviews
There's a lot of strange things about being a Ranger. Ranger's Rest is one of the strangest. There are no cliffhangers in this story; each chapter is complete on its' own.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
The Other Magical World by PhoenixDayo21 reviews
How will the Magical World handle both Harry Potter and Phoenix Matthews a daughter of a Charmed One?Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Phoenix as they go through seven years of Hogwarts together.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 103,871 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/10/2007 - OC, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,897 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
The Power of Friends by Guardian of Hope reviews
The Next Gen Yellow Rangers find their place in the world and on their teams. NS-JF Minus SPD, Gen, pairings mentioned: Slash and Het plus M/M/F. Rainbow Brotherhood. Earth, Song, Honor, and Speed are Complete. Dance, the story of Lily, has begun.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 71 - Words: 86,933 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Dustin B., Chip, Ronny R., Lily C. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III:Trials of the Keyblade by Darius Almighty reviews
Join Sora in his new adventure, as he tries to stop the Keyblade War from consuming the worlds in darkness once again. Chapter 75: Battle of Disney Castle P1! R&R! Fic is now AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 545,869 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sora
Get in Gear by Guardian of Hope reviews
Summer's Boys part two. The Trio's troubled relationship is put to the test in a year with new teammates and greater threats. With so much going on, they'll have to risk everything to defeat Venjix. AU, slash, m/m/f threesome. More warnings in notes.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 105,682 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [Summer L., Flynn M., Scott T.] Ziggy G. - Complete
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Where is Hannah Montana by John Chubb reviews
In a plane crash Hannah Montana, and her friend Lola Luftnagle have dissapeared. Where have they gone? And more importantly WHO has her? xover with Doctor Who EPILOGUE POSTED-STORY COMPLETE
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 298,750 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/16/2006
Harry Potter and the Mystic Force by Michael Weyer reviews
Framed for murder, betrayed by friends, Harry finds himself in a new land meeting with new friends for a battle for both thier worlds. HP/Power Rangers Mystic Force crossover. COMPLETED.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,923 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by MarblePlum reviews
Manny's facing reality, as Toby faces the past. Ashley's freaking out, Spin's beachbound, Emma's spazzing out, and Sellie's driving towards a crisis. Sequel to Cherish. A boulevard to broken dreams, broken hearts, but always holding out hope.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 115 - Words: 974,700 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Manny S., Toby I.
Soundtrack of Our Lives by aussiebabe290 reviews
We all have a soundtrack. Music that moves and makes us smile or cry while it transports us back to a time or place where we remember 'that song' was playing. Good times or bad times, every moment has a song. Read and review!
Blue Water High - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,568 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
For The Safety of Bystanders by Guardian of Hope reviews
Conner McKnight and his friends journyed to the future. During the course of their time in Corinth, Conner tells Dr K she isn't much of a mentor then tells Hunter "I'm a coach, a mentor and a father". This is the background to that. AU Conner/OFC
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,065 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Conner M.
Forever Red by ANARCHY RULES reviews
A novelisation of the greatest teamup in the franchise. It goes into more detail and covers aspects that the budget and moral guardians did not allow. Expect a massive fight scene at the end. Sequel will follow. Will only update after at least 5 reviews.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,308 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Andros, Leo C.
Dance of the Kitsune by GravekeeperBat reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Datapad Diaries by Sarah1281 reviews
If Shepard had to pick, she'd probably lean more towards the Paragon side and she's working towards gaining enthusiasm for being humanity's (and then the universe's) big hope. Still, a paragon has never been a saint and there are some things that must never ever seen the light of day. Ever. Well, maybe if she lives long enough and someone offers her a book deal. But not until then.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,073 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Fixed Points by Sarah1281 reviews
It all started with an innocent question from Brian leading the Doctor to consider the possibility that perhaps there is still something he can do for Amy and Rory. In the past, the pair have to decide what kind of life they would like to lead and take steps that may yet bring them home. A fixed point is a fixed point but what exactly did they see? Post Angels in Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Power Rangers Episode Drabbles by Psycho Tangerine reviews
Just some short stories based on whatever episode I watch at random. May or may not be humorous depending on what I come up with.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007
Facebook by Sarah1281 reviews
Christopher finds JR's Facebook page. At first, he thinks nothing of it until he realizese that JR's apparently been sitting on extremely important information for weeks. And then then there's the photos that aren't just improbable but seem impossible for JR to have had taken. And apparently Rebecca killed a guy. Hopefully Bobby could help him make sense of all of this.
Dallas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Christopher E., Bobby E. - Complete
Apathymorphs: The Invasion by JoeMerl reviews
Book 1. Sometimes life is weird. Ask Jane. She was just walking home from the mall when a spaceship crashed right in front of her. Now she, Daria, Jodie, Quinn and Upchuck have the power to transform into animals—which they'll need to fight the aliens invading the planet! Unfortunately, for some of them the invasion has already struck close to home. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Daria & Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Daria M., Quinn M., Jane L., Trent L. - Complete
Wanted: Responsible Adult by Sarah1281 reviews
After driving his first crush to a nunnery, Romeo swears he'll never love again...until he sees a very pretty girl. So what if she's thirteen? Her family hates him anyway! And Juliet's just glad to get away her really old almost-fiancé, her mother who is determined to add as many greats to grandmother as she can in her lifetime, and her really inappropriate nurse. It's true love.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,492 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Feathers, Fights and Friendships by Seanchaidh reviews
An AU, OC fic that takes the idea of the Tribe & runs with what might have happened had the show been set in Princes sq., Glasgow, Scotland, instead. Don't read this if you are after canon characters! All reviews welcomed! No Tribe knowledge needed.
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 57,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/16/2009
Scrubs Lost by Larbo reviews
Dramedy crossover between both shows. Sacred Heart's finest board Oceanic 815 on the way back from an Australian conference, stranding them on the island. Their presence will have huge repurcussions for the events of season 1...
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,087 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/4/2005
Martian Manhunter by Mediancat reviews
Veronica Mars ends up in the Buffyverse, knowing what's coming and unable to do anything about it. Or so she thinks . . .
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 98 - Words: 262,362 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Veronica - Complete
A Bend in the Road by Guardian of Hope reviews
Jayden's secret arrives and threatens to break up the Samurai team. OFC, sequal to The Clash, Slash
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Jayden, Antonio - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto and the Therapy Core by brenco reviews
Naruto is a mildly depressed boy with zero chakra reserves. Fortunately, he manages to summon a friend with some very interesting characteristics... What Methods of Rationality did for rationality, this story attempts to do for Cognitive Therapy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012
Wayward Son by Guardian of Hope reviews
Justin falls through a swirling vortex and ends up on Atlantis. The expedition is up a creek, and Justin is the paddle. A very reluctant, very unhappy paddle. SGA/PR X-over AU OCs
Crossover - Power Rangers & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Justin S., John S. - Complete
PRWA Season Two: Falcon's Fury by PRWASeasonTwo reviews
I am the falcon, winged lord of the skies, and tonight you must face my fury more than ever before. The Power Rangers Wrestling Association presents PRWA Falcon's Fury, live Easter Sunday 2008 from the Saddledome in Calgary on PPV
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010
Batpink: I AM THE NIGHT by JimDimitri reviews
A Friendship is Magic-set fic about Ponyville's heroic crimefighter. "Because she's the hero Ponyville deserves, but not the one it needs right now. She's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight. Hee hee!"
Crossover - Batman & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010
A Change in the Wind by Beatrice Otter reviews
Why does Mary Poppins have a bag that's bigger on the inside? Why, because she's a Time Lady, of course!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake! by Akino Ame reviews
In the early days of the Kamen Rider Club, Kengo finds himself fending off a mysterious benefactor's cakes.
Kamen Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Warlord's Daughter by Guardian of Hope reviews
My name is Angel Raven Watanabe, they called me the Warlord's Daughter, my enemies were his. Then, Lothor betrayed me. Ninja Storm AU OC, Shane/OFC
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,297 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lothar, Shane C. - Complete
The Clash by Guardian of Hope reviews
When Antonio got up that morning, he expected a boring meeting and maybe a fight. He got a lot more than he bargained for. Samurai/RPM crossover slash, preslash mentions m/m/f, AU Sumemr's Boys and Rainbow Brotherhood
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Antonio, Summer L. - Complete
The Mind is a Delicate Thing by Gallyrat reviews
None of the Konoha rookies are psychopaths. Or at least, that's what everyone hopes. The Hokage's just worried about the new generation. He doesn't mean to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,745 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blinders Off by Guardian of Hope reviews
Antonio's past comes back to haunt him. Maybe in a good way. AU, Brotherhood 'Verse. Samurai, but cameo of other seasons. Warnings for slash and pre-slash, past child abuse
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Antonio, Jason L. S. - Complete
Precious People by peanutbutter126 reviews
Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 209,501 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
This Is How It Goes by Radnore reviews
"I need you to write me a note that says I have this psychological disorder that makes me painfully evacuate all the contents of my bowels whenever I make a speech." A story about Mike and Matt. No slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Mike C., Matt R.
Two Sides of a Coin by Seito reviews
Dick Grayson never became Robin. Instead he became Shiba Takeru. But that doesn't stop him from being a superhero and definitely doesn't stop destiny from knocking. R&R
Crossover - Super Sentai & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Takeru S., Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
A Golden Moment by Guardian of Hope reviews
Antonio reflects on his team and their willfull blindness. AU genfic one-shot
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Antonio, Jayden - Complete
Return by Izzu reviews
Post series. Eiji had always looked for ways to get Ankh back. He never thought Ankh would return to his side this way. AU
Kamen Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6476 - Favs: 8,470 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Not Going To Wave Some White Flag by M14Mouse reviews
Laun had trouble finding his voice...until that moment hit him. Timestamp to Training Sessions
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Theo M. - Complete
Piloting Prowess or Lack Thereof by Sarah1281 reviews
Between Pierce's piloting, Abed's Hangover homage, Troy's refusal to take the KFC simulation to mean he's qualified to fly a plane, and Jeff and Britta being alone together in the cockpit, that Habitat for Humanity house didn't stand a chance...
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
Evil Model Cars by Sarah1281 reviews
They might not be friends anymore but Lex's mansion is still a nice place to hang out. Of course, Lex is evil now so anything he does must be evil as well, even if it's just building model cars. What kind of a person would he be if he didn't confront Lex?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Rituals of the Moon by Guardian of Hope reviews
Huntress 1. The BAU has a new Agent; Anna Campbell, occult specialist with an interest in profiling. She's also a mystery in a group that is used to figuring people easily. AU Supernatural/Criminal Minds X-Over. OFC.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,614 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bobby S., D. Morgan - Complete
An Honest Misunderstanding by Sarah1281 reviews
After yet another instance of Amy being kidnapped and describing the man she loves in terms that any sane person would think referred to the Doctor, Rory decides to confront Amy on her apparent inability to sound like she's talking about him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Flashback by Sarah1281 reviews
Rory, Amy, and the Doctor go back to Space Florida and who should they meet but Rose and Mickey, temporarily separated from their Doctor? Oh, this is SUCh a bad idea but Amy just can't leave well enough alone. Time for an impromptu reunion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rose T. - Complete
Sam Comes Out by Pannic reviews
New year at McKinley high, and a new year for New Directions! Sam has personal issues he needs to overcome, Schuester wants the kids to sing, and a mediocre writer discovers just how low he can sink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H.
Earth Song by DJ Rocca reviews
COMPLETE. A Ninja Storm/Jungle Fury Crossover. The song has begun, summoning the Children of Earth to react. Heroes will rise from unexpected lines.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Typical by Sarah1281 reviews
Pierce on choosing to leave the study group on his own terms at the end of season two. In a way he's almost glad that they were so smug about inviting him back. It made it easier to leave now when it was still his decision and not theirs anymore.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Pierce H. - Complete
Better Than Old Times by QueenRiley reviews
When Rocky is upset at being passed over for yet another teamup, Adam knows the best way to make him feel better.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Adam P., Rocky D. - Complete
Awkward by QueenRiley reviews
First kisses are always awkward.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Xander, Vida - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 6,081 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Summer's Boys Part One: Year of the Trio by Guardian of Hope reviews
In one year three strangers become everything they ever needed while dealing with daddy issues, broken hearts, crazy mentors and a world that has already ended. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE Warning: Slash, threesome M/M/F Scott/Flynn/Summer
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 91,694 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Scott T., Flynn M., Summer L., Dr. K - Complete
Kitsune's Child by gamebrain89 reviews
When the Sixth Hokage's daughter is accidentally thrown back in time, will she come to grips with what has happened and help her future parents prevent the destruction of Konoha? AU after Pain's invasion. Rated M to be safe. I own nothing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,833 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One Moment of Greatness by FFNovelist reviews
The rough draft of my Final Fantasy XII novelization. Check my profile for the revised draft.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,922 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Ashe, Balthier - Complete
Last of the Kissograms by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Doctor realizes that by 2008, Amy's part of a dying breed and gets some firsthand experience about just how awkward it is to listen to people going on about being the last of their kind. Good thing he stopped doing that with his regeneration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Collide by TS Allen reviews
In an effort to help a friend, the Glee club is sent on a cross-country road trip to California, a time when Matt and Mike realize there's something between each other that must be more than friendship. Takes place in the summer between Season 1 and 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,708 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Mike C., Matt R.
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
The Enemy Within by ANARCHY RULES reviews
War has been declared on Mirinoi. Where do the rangers stand? Leo is pushed to his very limits if not beyond. Can he save the planet? Will he want to? Sequel to my Forever Red Fic. In Space Team up with Zhane.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Kendrix M., Leo C., Mike
Just Another Day In Paradise by Guardian of Hope reviews
Max and Danny live the quiet life. SLASH, Max/Danny. Rated for last chapter.
Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max C., Danny D. - Complete
Green and Black: Together Again by Pink Wolf Princess reviews
It's time for bed for Ziggy & Dillon.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,879 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ziggy G., Dillon
We aren't heroes by Guardian of Hope reviews
In the end, they were the secret heroes, the secret survivors, and all they could do was turn to one another. Slash, Ferretti/Kowalski, character death two-shot
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - L. Ferretti, C. Kawalsky - Complete
Pizza Break by M14Mouse reviews
Finally, Theo get lunch and entertainment. Sequel to Lunch Break
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Theo M. - Complete
Offer of a Lifetime by Sarah1281 reviews
The Ellimist decides to offer one lucky and lifelong Animorphs fan the chance to get to go inside the books and BECOME an Animorph. Too bad he picked someone who felt that needlessly getting involved in a horrific fictional war is kind of a bad idea...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ellimist - Complete
Of Magic and Ninjas by Guardian of Hope reviews
A spell on Halloween introduces Chip to some of his first heros in a way he never thought would happen. MF/MMPR S3 Crossover. Femslash implied, threesome mentioned in the last chapter. Tom/Kim established. This story is not intended to involve romance.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,589 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Chip, Kim H. - Complete
Souls and Owners by Guardian of Hope reviews
Every car is born with a soul and an Owner, but only a lucky car keeps the first and finds the second. The Impala is one such car.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
The Valiant by Guardian of Hope reviews
Lucy Pevensie hates being the youngest, but the time will come when she is the only one who can save Narnia. AU Set during LWW and before The Horse and His Boy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Lunch Break by M14Mouse reviews
Theo just wanted lunch. But oh, no…monster attack and landed on his lunch. He should get a retired ranger sign somewhere.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Theo M. - Complete
Animorphs Travels 2: The Message by Phoenix004 reviews
Sequel to Animorphs Travels #1: The Invasion. After being an Animorph for a month and going through the events of the first 3 books without incident, Mike prepares to save Ax from the bottom of the ocean as the events of book 4 start to unfold...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/10/2008
Bath for Two by M14Mouse reviews
It was all Dominic's fault that Theo and Luan got turned into 4 years olds. He ended up paying for it….big time.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Dominic, Theo M. - Complete
Constellations by Hagar reviews
NS, season rewrite. When Lothor came, their only chance of survival was their morphers. A year later, this has drastically changed - and not only that. Expect action, romance, intrigue - and a handful of surprises.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 237,274 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Shane C. - Complete
I Know by niblettk reviews
Burt knew before Kurt. Azimio knows before Dave.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2011 - D. Karofsky, Azimio - Complete
You Can't Go Back by Guardian of Hope reviews
When he told them to stay away from their families, Jayden didn't add 'before it's too late.' PR Samurai One-Shot, set the evening after their first encounter with the Nyloch. One-Shot, Jayden-centric
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Everyone's Safe by Sarah1281 reviews
AU ending to "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood." What if the Family had never found Martha and the Doctor? Could John Smith have ever had the life he saw in the watch? Even if he could, everything must end eventually. At least he knows everyone's safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Joan R., J. Smith - Complete
This is Where the Party Started by M14Mouse reviews
AU: Chip takes Vida to a place where she just amazed.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Chip, Vida - Complete
Photographs by Guardian of Hope reviews
A picture's worth a thousand words. Madison/Nick, Chip/Vida/Xander post MF
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Vida, Chip - Complete
14 by JDPhoenix reviews
A series of oneshots wherein the Rangers celebrate Valentine's Day. Current season: Lost Galaxy
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Kendrix M., Leo C.
Harry Potter Abridged, With Commentary by Anonymius reviews
All seven Harry Potter installments to be shortened and incidentally to be humoured as well. What is meant by 'Commentary' Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,990 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Fatal Treasure by Harley McCoy reviews
Two unexpected deaths, two jewels, and three resurrected warriors surface leaving the Jungle Fury team in over their heads.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
The Christmas That Almost Wasn't by DarkBlue86 reviews
After Grumm's defeat, reconstruction begins on New Tech City... But with the reconstruction of the city, there isn't much Christmas cheer at SPD, until the rangers step in.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
The Last by Seren Maris reviews
I am certain that, one day, the same powers that cause Jack, Z, Syd, Sky and Bridge to be shunned and feared will be valued by their species; but not, perhaps, by their parents. One-shot.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Doggie Cruger, Bridge C. - Complete
When MMPR meets Time Force by Jmeb0430 reviews
The MMPR rangers-after all the drama of the Peace Conference, the Pan Global Trials and being rangers-are vacationing together on a road trip. They bump into the Time Force Rangers. Kim/Jason deep friendship, Trini/Lucas, Jen/Wes, Surprise/Eric, Katie/Tri
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Kim H., Jen S.
Timeline by ANARCHY RULES reviews
Ransik has travlled to the year 1994 to aid Rita Repulsa in the taking of the World. Wes must reunite his team and follow and he may even find unexpected allies along the way. Mighty Morphin/Time Force
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Jason L. S., Wes C.
Bartender's Vision by Guardian of Hope reviews
The Rangers...from a different point of view. AU, gen, MMPR-ZEO
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ernie (MMPR) - Complete
Top Gear The MidChilda Special by DrunkenGrognard reviews
A side story to the Grand Tour series. The Top Gear Mid-Childa special was mentioned offhand in Odyssey, now here it is in its full glory
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
You're Not Alone by CelinaMarieFreakShow reviews
Before Twilight-When a new girl comes and town with a secret that only her and her adopted mom know. After Nathan starts sending the goverment after people with abilities, Alice and Edward want to help her, not knowing what thery're getting into.
Crossover - Twilight & Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Sylar/Gabriel G.
The Man Behind The Cape by Guardian of Hope reviews
"If I am going to die tomorrow, then I will have no regrets for what I did or did not do; only what I could not do." Rainbow Brotherhood, one-shot, AU
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Chip - Complete
Our Adventure with the Final Fantasy Gang! by lilypop8 reviews
My friends and I were playing our favorite video game FFXII, until my TV sucked me in and my friends followed me in! And now we have to team up with the FFXII Characters and find a way home! Rated T for the langauge. Chaos assured. R&R please.!RE-WRITING!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,862 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Balthier, Basch - Complete
Karaoke: Hammersley Style by PunkPrincess145 reviews
Set about 8 months after Season 4. What happens when crew old and new get together for drinks at a karaoke bar?
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Kate
Eyes of Tomorrow by DJ Rocca reviews
COMPLETE. Upon returning from a mission, Jen begins to hear and see things, making her doubt her own sanity...
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Jen S. - Complete
Love conquers all by Lallybroch87 reviews
What would have happen if Amber haven't gone to live with the Echo tribe? What if Zandra hadn't died in Eagle Mountain? It takes place after the end of season one. Please R&R!
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,945 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bray, Amber
Brothers In Arms by M14Mouse reviews
Sequel to See Through Skies-Pirates, Princesses, Gods, a little scrap of paper, and the end of world. What more can Dustin and Chip ask for?
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Chip, Dustin B.
Connie and Guy by GuyGermaine00 reviews
What the other ducks think about Connie and Guy
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
A Different Perspective by Griddlebone reviews
The Power Rangers endure more than their fair share of bizarre and dangerous shenanigans; Trini is lucky enough to escape most of them, but what does she think of her friends' misadventures? A collection of one-shots. First up: Missing Green.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Trini K. - Complete
Back In Black by Zarthor563 reviews
Two years after Thrax's defeat, Adam is given another mission by the Sentinel Knight, one that will lead him to question everything, and lead him to find something he has been missing.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,965 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Adam P., Kim H. - Complete
A Mother In Law's Love by Perspicacity reviews
Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Playing With The Big Boys by Guardian of Hope reviews
It started with alcohol, then they added magic and revenge. Rainbow Brotherhood 'Verse, set during Jungle Fury, Jungle Fury/Mystic Force crossover. WARNING NEW CHAPTER HAS SLASH!
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Theo M., Nick - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Date For The Blind by M14Mouse reviews
Xander and Madison decided to set up two people that were very important in their lives.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Xander, Madison - Complete
Identity in Crisis by M14Mouse reviews
AU to Blue Ranger, Twin Danger. Luan says he is sorry to Master Swoop and Theo gets a hug.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Theo M. - Complete
Center Of Attention by plastiscines reviews
postD3. The Ducks have to prove themselves all over again when Eden Hall decides to take on another team: the Hawks. Meanwhile, Charlie has to go through the ups and downs of being a teenager. slash, CharlieAdam
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,065 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Charlie C., Adam B.
Dead by Sunrise by Agent Xero reviews
MMPR/IS/TF/DT : In the year 3009, an excavation team lead by Time Force unearths a cavern not entered to in almost 1,000 years, but while doing so unleashes a forgotten evil so deadly that even the most experienced Rangers may not be able to stop...
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010
Choreography, Signed Mike & Brittany by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day three hundred and forty-six: Now good and healed up, the only thing to do is create a number!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Mike C., Brittany P. - Complete
The other side of love by lonalovespenguins reviews
Averman and some of the other ducks never get a lot of stories written about them...they need to be loved too! This is basically a story about everyone else in the duck world who rarely gets written about. **chapter six is up!**
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - L. Averman
The Argument by James018 reviews
My idea of the argument between Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin that preceded Slytherin leaving the school, and how a thousand years of hearsay might have twisted Slytherin's intentions from honourable to sinister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
You're All Idiots by angellwings reviews
For JD Phoenix's birthday! Tori, Blake, Trent, and Kira force Hunter to join them on a Triple date. And he's not very happy about it. Tori/Blake, Trent/Kira.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hunter B. - Complete
Expectations of Development by kiraiakuma reviews
One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,100 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Inside the PRWA Falcon's Fury by PRWASeasonTwo reviews
Another PRWA story that's unlike all the others - it's a story that helps to bring to light some of the storylines leading into these pay-per-views. This one is before Falcon's Fury to be held March 20 in Calgary.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010
Damascus by drakensis reviews
When the fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of one person, best to hope that it isn't a blind, chi-crippled child...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,600 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Toph, Mai
Stargate: Konoha by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Naruto Uzumaki discovers that curiosity isn't too lenient on foxes either. Crossover with Stargate: SG-1, among others. Rated for language, violence and innuendo.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Foreign Land by Heaven Born Captain reviews
Set post-finale In Too Deep . A change has come to the Hammersley. A new CO. A new XO. And a new mission. Lives are at stake. Their country's security is at stake. Can they overcome certain differences and work together?
Sea Patrol - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,153 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Mike, Kate - Complete
Greeting From Everywhere by M14Mouse reviews
When traveling across Europe, keeping in touch is hard to do. That never stopped Dominic and Theo.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Dominic, Theo M. - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by TimesARiver reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
With a little help from my friends by liverose reviews
New school means new possibilities and more importantly new girls. The shy and awkward Fulton meets a new girl and hopes to make something of it with some guidance from fellow ducks. Fulton/OC
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Fulton R. - Complete
Shift into LightSpeed: Redux by DracoWolf88 reviews
Justin Stewart is passing through mariner bay when the demons attack. Justin winds up getting dragged into the fight, but then he finds out a secret that sends him on the journey of his life
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Justin S.
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Team Work by KathrynFox reviews
When two teams, half the Earth away from each other, start to experience similiar breakdowns they aren't too concerned. But when they wake up and find they have switched places, in environments they have no idea how to tackle, how will they cope?
Crossover - Torchwood & Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Jack H., Mike
Much at Stake by Mediancat reviews
Take Buffy, Giles, a new Slayer, a possible new Watcher, a scheme by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, add what Phineas and Ferb are going to do today, stir well, and stand back.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Buffy S.
Dust Town's Really Not All Bad by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the ever-optimistic Pollyanna Brosca is determined to believe the best of everything and everyone around her during her origin and things really will work out for the best no matter how much everyone else wonders what's the matter with her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Brosca, Leske - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
300 Trips by Guardian of Hope reviews
Tremaine Carson has made 300 trips through the Stargate and has an impressive record of achievement, except one thing. AU, Original Characters
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Once a Ranger: The Legend Continues by Misc12 reviews
Once a Ranger, always a Ranger. Truer words were never spoken as the Retro Rangers continue to fight evil. The battle is on...
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,475 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Tommy O., Adam P.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Trip's Revenge by Guardian of Hope reviews
I think the title is self-explainitory; this is the sequal to Chapter Six of It's Not Easy Being Green. Rainbow Brotherhood verse, one-shot, no 'ships
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Trip R., Tommy O. - Complete
Red Poison by Ghostwriter reviews
When Zordon makes Tommy the new leader, it leaves Jason feeling hurt and betrayed.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,485 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Back to Blue Water by aussiebabe290 reviews
It had been eight years since the whole gang had been together. What will change that? Nothing to do with 'Your Anything'- read and review! Was originally called 'Eight Years'. COMPLETE
Blue Water High - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Your Anything by aussiebabe290 reviews
I could be your favourite blue jeans/With the holes in the knees/In the bottom of the top drawer/I could be your little beauty queen/Just a little outta reach/Or the girl livin' next door All Bec Sanderson wanted was him. And he was gone... COMPLETE
Blue Water High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,000 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by helloclaude reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Tease by miuhleex3 reviews
Bomber, 2dads and an Apple. Oneshot.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bomber, 2DADS - Complete
Reunion by rhapsodybree reviews
When Bomber finds an invitation to a high school reunion on RO's desk, she makes it her mission to get him there - and god forbid, enjoy himself. A short series with strong friendship between Bomber and RO.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bomber, RO - Complete
Conner Gets Embarrassed by TommyOliverMMPRFan reviews
What happens when Conner makes some stupid comment about women? Well, more than you could ever know.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Conner M.
Lights On by faithunbreakable reviews
Glee is special. Even at 11.30 pm. Or: Mike and zombies.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Mike C. - Complete
Shift into LightSpeed by DracoWolf88 reviews
PRLR AU. Justin Stewart blue turbo rangeris traveling around the country with Storm Blaster. He happens into the city of Mariner Bay just in time to help out the Light Speed Rescue Rangers.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,745 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Justin S.
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Dustin and Chip Do Cupid by Pink Wolf Princess reviews
Dustin and Chip decide to play matchmakers. Uh-oh.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Dustin B., Chip
X's and O's by Guardian of Hope reviews
The Pink Rangers through their own eyes as they serve the Team. MMPR-JF, original characters mentioned. Rainbow Brotherhood 'Verse, no 'ships.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 25,182 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Kim H., Rose O. - Complete
Lost Souls by Calinero reviews
The Carroll Institute--an isolated hospital for victims of the Dementor's Kiss. Those who would work in such a place have their reasons--sometimes secret ones. Then, the Institute falls under siege. What hides in the empty eyes of the patients?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Growing Up by Hydros reviews
A year after "Vacation" has passed. All is calm, or at least until a series of bank robberies occur. As a new, more violent team of heroes passes into town to take on equally new violent villains, the Titans must come to terms with right and wrong.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Mindy M./Hit Girl
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
The Battlegrounds of Love by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
For lovers of fanon, absurdity, and sappy, syrupy romance, we have the alternate-reality pairings of TDI and TDBG characters all right here! All kinds of wacky fanon of all shapes and sizes! This is for those who read TDBG, and mostly Winter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Tyler, Cody
Inquiring Minds by Guardian of Hope reviews
A group of Ranger guys have a 'guy's night' at Rocky's and play a little game. Mentioned: Blake/Tori, Carlos/TJ and Adam/Tanya, suggested Dustin/Shane. Slash mentioned. ONE SHOT
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Blake B., Carlos V. - Complete
Elements of Teamwork by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Earth. Wind. Lightning. Fire. Water. There's a little piece of personality in your chakra's affinity. Or is there a little piece of chakra affinity in your personality? This is what the teams are made of. Oneshot. 12fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Birth of the Fridge Cannon by Guardian of Hope reviews
The 'official' reason Dr K kept a cannon in the fridge... RPM pre-series, ONE SHOT
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Dr. K, Colonel M. Truman - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Playtime's Over by Arcana Major reviews
The Watcher's Council detects the activation of an all-new type of Slayer
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Kick-Ass - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Buffy S., Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Footprints in the Sand by aussiebabe290 reviews
Oneshot. Bec's perspective, after the season one finale. Read and review!
Blue Water High - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
The April Fool 6 by RenaYumi reviews
It's chaos, it's havoc, it's mayhem, it's...! Not happening. It's April First, and Odd's seemingly vanished. No one knows what to expect, but they all know one thing--whatever is coming, it's going to be big.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Odd D. - Complete
PRWA Season 2: Wedding Night by PRWASeasonTwo reviews
Under normal circumstances, wedding nights would be a time of celebration and unification of two people with each other. But this is no ordinary wedding night: this is PRWA Wedding Night, live from Anaheim, California February 24, 2008 on pay-per-view
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Once a Ranger by Wayne Johnson reviews
Adam is narrating a new adventure for the once a ranger team.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Adam P., Alyssa E.
3 Things That Happened When Rita First Attacked by The Second Batgirl reviews
“Cool!” Skull yelled. “Voltron is coming to save us!”
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Ernie (MMPR), Justin S. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Façade: Through the Eyes of the Codemeister by DeadmanDairyland reviews
He's not just the geeky, perverted ladies man you think he is. There's more to him than that. Total Drama through the eyes of a teenage boy trying to live a life that's not his own.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 170,106 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
Frays and Edges by Funky In Fishnet reviews
RPM. Ziggy and Dr K learn to live in the aftermath together, because no one else can understand it like they do.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ziggy G., Dr. K - Complete
The April Fool 5 by RenaYumi reviews
In which there are desliming stations, pranks, lackeys, and did we mention mass chaos? It must be April first.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Odd D. - Complete
The End of Sasuke Uchiha by kiraiakuma reviews
Sasuke has had it. Forget revenge, forget everything. All he wanted was one last battle, a cool death. But nooo, everybody was conspiring against him. So he takes his death into his own hand. Hopefully this time it will stick. Slightly, read very, OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of a Merc by Captain Deadpool reviews
Deadpool has some things to get off his chest, so he goes to a Catholic confession. Guess who's the priest.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
The Parallel Worlds Proof by amtrak12 reviews
aka Brilliant Collision - A familiar blue box lands in Leonard and Sheldon's living room. Why is it there? Are the Doctor and Donna now trapped forever in the wrong universe? - Epilogue now up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6291 - Favs: 11,710 - Follows: 4,489 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hunters and Rangers by theplanetmary reviews
Crossover with Power Rangers: Time Force: When monsters from the future and team up with a vampire pack of today to terrorize Silver Hills, California it's more than the Winchesters and Celia can handle and they partner up with the Rangers.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Eric M., Dean W. - Complete
Dead Note by CreamCheeseAlchemist reviews
Deadpool matches wits with Light Yagami.
Crossover - Death Note & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y.
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Parking Violations by crytears reviews
The Doctor and Ace have a run in with the Judoon.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Burden of Gifts by DJ Rocca reviews
Not all gifts are wanted or welcomed. A Doctor K story. Read and Review.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Dr. K, Scott T.
The Mighty Ducks: All Stars by HaloFin17 reviews
Takes place immediately after D2. Virtually a continuation of the Jr. Goodwill Games, with a surprising twist for all. Important note: my previous MD fics have NOT taken place in this context. Enjoy!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Gunnar S., Julie G. - Complete
After Blue by Guardian of Hope reviews
After putting down their morphers, life goes on for the Blue Rangers. Multi-Seasons, Rainbow Brotherhood story. Multiple pairings. Mentions character death. Slash
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Billy C., Theo M. - Complete
Rangers in Retrograde: Jungle Fury by LurkerLordX reviews
A small change, and a new additions sees Dai Shi in a new body and the Jungle Fury Rangers in a different world.
Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Casey R., Tommy O. - Complete
Strangers are Friends by Guardian of Hope reviews
Waiting to Happen and other good stuff. Part two of Yellow Hearts; Lost Galaxy through Wild Force, no primary 'ships. Rainbow Brotherhood 'Verse.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Maya, Katie W. - Complete
We Are Family by Guardian of Hope reviews
There are so few White Rangers, they tend to consider themselves family. From annoying brothers to bemused aunts. MMPR, Wild Force, Dino Thunder, Mystic Force, Jungle Fury, Rainbow Brotherhood 'verse. No 'ships.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Tommy O., Dominic - Complete
Different by eryv reviews
She filled all of them with the urge to shake her, to drag her out of her fantasy land, to put her in the hell that they were all suffering. To smash her world to pieces. Then one day, it did. Different view on Tai San. R&R. Lil bit LexTai if you squint
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tai-San - Complete
Bad Influence by M14Mouse reviews
There always said that first impressions are important…Dillon and Ziggy's first impressions of each other.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Dillon, Ziggy G. - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bring The Rain by e-ellens reviews
How will things between Kate and 2Dads change after a night on Duty Watch together? Secrets are revealed, lessons get served, and sci-fi smack downs are calling from HMAS Zombie. Written for the Shine y 09 Fic Exchange
Sea Patrol - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Kate, 2DADS - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Exodus by Lara-Van reviews
Oh yes, I went there. The ORIGINAL plan for Volume 3, in which Peter did NOT catch the virus. Odessa is quarantined. Hiro and Ando are on Sylar's trail. Other heroes are racing to Odessa. And who's this mysterious blonde woman? Ensemble, AU
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,003 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Peter P., Claire B.
Who Heals The Healers? by Guardian of Hope reviews
Who Heals the Healers? Only the Yellow Rangers know. MMPR-In Space, no 'ships.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,938 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ashley H., Trini K. - Complete
I hate by Guardian of Hope reviews
One Ranger can never let go. Genfic, identy of the Ranger in final chapter. Alternate Universe for Creative Purposes.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
The Companionable Tales by OctoberProject reviews
Some of them were strangers. Some of them were friends. But they were all brought together, in one not-place, in one not-time, for reasons unknown. The only thing tying them together? The Doctor. The second annual October Project, now with more authors!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,787 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Martha J., Mickey S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Literary Errors by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
The sequel to Harry Potter and the Cliches of Doom. Contains hetrosexuality, homosexuality, bad jokes, and a whole lot of cliches. Please wait half an hour after eating before use. Keep out of reach of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11709 - Favs: 17,097 - Follows: 6,823 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Shiksa Goddess by galindapopular reviews
Julie Gaffney was perfect. She was exactly what he'd always wanted. Too bad girls like Julie Gaffney just don't go for guys like Greg Goldberg.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,337 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Point System by M14Mouse reviews
Dominic and Theo have a conversation about the universe, ice cream, elves…and the most important question…what came first…chicken or the egg?
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Dominic, Theo M.
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 4,304 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
What Time Is It? by Weesta reviews
Dean and Sam are dropped in another TV scenario.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Mystic Secrets by Guardian of Hope reviews
Five secrets Chip couldn't keep, and the one he did. Mystic Force story, five things style
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Chip, Xander - Complete
Rangers in Retrograde: Operation Overdrive by LurkerLordX reviews
a tear down and rewrite from the very first episode of Operation Overdrive. New characters, old characters. New Genders on old Characters. And a few Zord battles for good measure.
Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 120,444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Adam P., Mack H. - Complete
Those Little Things by PrincessBellePrinceAdam reviews
A collection of drabbles about the many Power Rangers characters. Ten things no one ever knew.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Flambe Pizza Experiment by Daylight reviews
PRJF: A bored Dominic is not a good thing.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Dominic, R.J./Robert J. - Complete
I can’t believe I’m fired! Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
After Thirteen is fired again, she runs into Chase and forces him to listen to her most recent tale of woe. Not to worry, he assures her. If she just ignores the fact she doesn't work there and keeps hanging around, she'll have her job back in no time...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2009 - R. Chase, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Manners and Mannerisms by Nuclear Burp reviews
Rebuilding a village is hard. Financing a reconstruction is harder. Creating a new series of political alliances between old clans is brutal. Teaching Naruto how to slurp noodles without drenching anyone? The other side of impossible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Power to Morph by exclamation reviews
Xover with Animorphs. On the run from the Yeerks, Tobias ends up in Reefside. Meanwhile, Andros has heard about the invasion and learns that Tommy is the next target. They must fight to keep the morphing power safe from the Yeerks.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,098 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Tommy O., Andros
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 190 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Ditto! by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, three-shot; follows "Soothe the Savage". Naruto reaches Shinobi Town where his first gym awaits. But will he triumph or fail? ...And what the heck is the gym leader reading!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ranger Rule Number TwentyThree by QueenRiley reviews
Being a Ranger meant there were all kind of rules to follow. Dillon doesn't know what they all are.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Dillon, Ziggy G. - Complete
Soothe the Savage by Quill of Molliemon reviews
Follows "Shiny Demon". Naruto/Pokemon crossover. One-shot. Demon is one mean little fire there anything that can tame it?
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Each Other's Back by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
There's a missing code, and a missing mathematician, and a missing agent. Can the NCIS and FBI find them before it's too late? Story complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,180 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Collisions by angellwings reviews
This is for the PRU Crossover Drabbles Challenge! It's 25 drabbles that cross Power Rangers with 25 different fandoms! So Multiple crosses! Currently: Power Rangers in Space and CSI!
Crossover - Power Rangers & CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Cassie C., Catherine W.
IWA: International Wrestling Association by XtremeManiac33 reviews
In a brand new edition of Xtreme Revelation, the three competitors who are fighting for the IWA Championship will be in the main event in a handicap match. Find out who is on a disadvantage and who will win. [Discontinued]
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 277,959 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2007
Mary Sues 101 by NYgoldfish54 reviews
The Ducks are teaching a class on Mary Sue. Come, watch, learn. WARNING: there will be much Mary Sue mocking and bashing ahead. It will be loud, messy, and quite possibly violent, but it will be fun. Read and review - if you can handle it.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/26/2004
Shiny Demon by Quill of Molliemon reviews
He was going to be great someday. He'd be successful and get on TV! ...He just hoped that all happened before the little furball decided to burn his face off. ONE-SHOT. Obviously AU.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Our Future by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Rose keeps on saving the world as she gets older and finds that school and spy friends stay in her life too, bringing chaos and much more. A future fic.
M.I. High - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rose G. - Complete
Power Rangers: Countdown by project314 reviews
The Countdown to Destruction is here. Zordon's Rangers were targeted by Astronema. One's in a coma, three have been captured, one's missing. Can things get worse? Of course. This Countdown affects it all, from MMPR to PRJF. Trailer after prologue...
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,639 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
PRWA Season 2: New Year's Nightmare by PRWASeasonTwo reviews
Following a six month break, the PRWA returns for its second season, starting with New Year's Nightmare, Sunday January 20th at Chicago's United Center. Welcome to Your Nightmare!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Steel Path by Macross-Green reviews
What would happen if things at the Academy weren't quite the same as they normally were? And what if one kunoichi, normally forgotten, is given some screen time? Rated T for safety. Pairings undetermined as of yet. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,492 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Double Trouble by Kazriku reviews
(BEING REWRITTEN) Crossover: Ben10. Mikey was saved by Ben Tennyson and friendship blooms. However, this means double the trouble! Lots of villains are after them, specially Mikey? DT: Rebirth is merged in this story to prevent confusion from readers. UPDATE: Ch 42.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 79,584 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Michelangelo, Ben T.
The Journey by Guardian of Hope reviews
As life changes, the Rangers who started it all reflect on being Rangers. MMPR Era, no 'ships. Complete.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jason L. S., Zordon - Complete
My Doppelganger Experience by turnonmy-charm reviews
After General City Hospital is forced to close down, some of their Staff is transferred over to Sacred Heart. When they arrive, The Sacred Heart gang notice some similarities... Now Completed. Thank you for everything!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,372 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Alternate Hosting by TwinEnigma reviews
Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Guardian of Hope reviews
Five times Dr K got Ziggy with a hypospray, and one time Ziggy got her. Ziggy/Dr K, post Driving Lesson
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Dr. K, Ziggy G. - Complete
Meet The Bearded Lady by Guardian of Hope reviews
Or...Why Scott Truman Is Not Allowed To Answer The Phone No ships, Complete, mild swearing
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Scott T., Colonel M. Truman - Complete
The Great Sparkly Book of Lols by Iskeirka reviews
Armed with the keyboard at my fingertips and my hatred of all thing Twilight, I endevour to tear Twilight to shreds in your eyes, and if I can crack you up laughing in the process, all the better. This is what would happen if I was Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
See Through Skies by M14Mouse reviews
Dustin and Chip got out for pizza to celebrate and to discuss some very important questions like why is Jungle Fury Blue so short or why isn’t pizza shape like a triangle? Complete
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,376 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Dustin B., Chip - Complete
Snape's Second Chance by omega13a reviews
Snape is left dieing in the Shrieking Shack after giving Harry his memories convinced that Harry is going to his death. Snape is then give a chance to send his soul backwards in time 7 years to give Harry a chance for a better and hopefully longer life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Twenty Truths From The Journey by serbii reviews
Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Power Rangers: Becoming Mighty by harmonator62 reviews
A reboot of the original series. Expect some radical changes to characters and stories. New tech makes the action leap off the screen. The Rangers aren't so buddy, buddy. Rita is still the classic.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Zordon, Jason L. S.
It's Not Easy Being Green by Guardian of Hope reviews
Sometimes seen as the hard luck Rangers, Green Rangers are strength, but they are also insanity personafied. And, as with any Ranger Color, they have their traditions. Rainbow Brotherhood Universe ie Men in Black/Red Fraternity no ships, all seasons.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Tommy O., Bridge C. - Complete
As the Crow Flies by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Drabbles Across Time and Space by A.J. Starhiker reviews
Five times Sam Carter met Ace McShane.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Dorothy M./Ace, S. Carter - Complete
The Angels by timewalker05 reviews
One-shot. Chuck's guardian angel versus the Fulcrum assassin known as 'The Angel of Death.'
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009
Thicker Than BloodRewrite by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
Harry is taken from the Dursleys by his new neighbors after Vernon hits Harry with his car. Life at Hogwarts gets more interesting with the Boy Who Lived being disabled and even more so when unusual Death Eater activities bring in the NCIS team. X-over!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,310 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
TCL: The Cubs' Legacies by SlytherinsScribe reviews
Sequel to Cub, do not read if you have not read Cub. This story takes off right where Cub's epilogue ended, and focuses on the children. A new evil is surfacing, and their goal? They want to be more evil than Voldemort ever was. COMPLETED 5/5/2009
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,309 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dillon's Advice by Guardian of Hope reviews
Summer briefs Dillon and Ziggy on meeting the children, Dillon tries to bait her. Takes place before Ranger Yellow Part 1, has spoilers in it. AU from show, sort of. ONE-SHOT.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Dillon, Summer L. - Complete
Acting Like Teenagers by Guardian of Hope reviews
If you persist in acting like teenagers, I'm going to treat you like teenagers.' Dr K gets fed up of Scott, Ziggy and Dillon's inablity to get along.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Scott T., Ziggy G. - Complete
Sympathy for the Icelanders Part IV: Cats and Vikings by HaloFin17 reviews
Still a chronological continuation in the series, only now we get to see the other side of things. Gunnar's POV. Enjoy!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Gunnar S., Julie G. - Complete
Rorschach's Journal by Jacqueline King reviews
Journal entries of the infamous vigilante before the events that take place in 1985. Not in chronilogical order. Told in his traditional WATCHMEN style. Please read and review. T for language and/or violence.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
White of the Blue by Magnificate reviews
When returning from a mission Naruto, Neji and Shino encounter an unknown kunoichi in the forest. One thing is certain; she really shouldn’t be there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Sympathy for the Icelanders Part III: Melting Ice by HaloFin17 reviews
Third installment in the series. It's the morning after the Jr. Goodwill Games Championship, and not everyone is as happy as they should be. Others are just about what you'd expect. Julie/Gunnar. Still Julie's POV. Enjoy!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gunnar S., Julie G. - Complete
Sympathy for the Icelanders Part II: Heads Above by HaloFin17 reviews
Immediate sequel to “Frozen Hell.” Find out why Iceland is heads above the competition. This time featuring Olaf Sanderson, with appearances by Wolf Stansson and Gunnar Stahl. Oneshot, still Julie’s POV. Enjoy!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Gunnar S., Julie G. - Complete
Sympathy for the Icelanders Part I: Frozen Hell by HaloFin17 reviews
What happens when Julie Gaffney and Gunnar Stahl are accidentally locked together in a cold room overnight, only to be “rescued” by Dean Portman? The possibilities are endless. Julie’s POV. Enjoy!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Gunnar S., Julie G. - Complete
PRWA: RangerMania 2 – Win or Go Home by psav2005 reviews
RangerMania 2, its the biggest and most important night in PRWA history. After tonight the PRWA will either be without is owner or without the creator of the Power Rangers. NEW Chapter 15: Mr. Savitt vs Zordon and Chapter 16: wrap up
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
But a Child by Funky In Fishnet reviews
TF Eric is not babysitting. It's just that his next door neighbour isn't yet a teenager and she's better company than most of the people he knows.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Eric M. - Complete
Bridge Carson, Secret Agent Extraordinaire by Blueberry Blaster reviews
When a top secret data disc is stolen by evil Gruumm, it is up to Bridge Carson, secret agent extraordinaire to find it. Now that it's been recovered, everything's back to normal. Or so they thought. One last secret remains, and perhaps, the deadliest....
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,908 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bridge C., Katherine M./Kat
Harry Potter and the WWE by Rihaan reviews
Harry decides that Dudley needs to pick on someone his own size. Or, better yet, bigger than him. Some call it unfair: Harry's just using Dudley's technique. So suck it. Featuring almost all the great WWE/F superstars of 2009. And Ricky Ortiz.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Pick Up Line or Not by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/"'Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind,' Draco murmered to Hermione as he sat down. 'No, I wish I did though so I could erase that awful pick-up line from my memory.'"/ Poor Draco. None of his pick up lines work. Or do they? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Double Duty by DarkChocolateSuperFruits reviews
PRDT Xover with Animorphs Their school shut down for the year, four sophomores are shuffled to Reefside High. When they are given detention, troubles are compounded, ethics and interests clash, and all devolves to mayhem as a threesided war develops.
Crossover - Animorphs & Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Jake, Tommy O.
Through the Gates of Heaven by AlysiaStorms reviews
Who knew that following that teme would end up dragging himself and Sasuke all over the Universe, just to find a way home? NarutoSG1 Crossover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,395 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Rebirth of Ninja by The Morrigu reviews
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley died at the age of eighteen. Six years later, they meet at a Ninja Academy, and the trio is reborn as first class ninja for Konoha. But, darkness is on the horizon as enemies approach. Enter: ANBU NarutoHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,233 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5268 - Favs: 5,262 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
Brothers Always Know by Daylight reviews
PRNS: Blake makes a late night phone call.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Blake B. - Complete
Shinobi Odyssey by huntsvilletiger reviews
Team Kakashi and Team 8 left Konoha to locate Sasuke. What they find instead sends two of their number on an adventure like no other with the fates of two worlds hanging in the balance. Naruto X Stargate SG1 crossover. NaruHina, KakaRin. Others TBA.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,437 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U.
It goes ding when there's stuff by kateydidnt reviews
Short minor crossover between Doctor Who episode Blink and Stargate SG-1 episode 1969.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Hold My Tongue by JoeMerl reviews
Ferb can talk to Phineas about anything...almost. One-sided Ferb/Vanessa, one-sided Isabella/Phineas, but mostly a Phineas and Ferb family/friendship story. Not slash or incest.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Phineas, Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Silver Yoyo by SlytherinsScribe reviews
Sirius is a big mouth and tells Harry something that inspires a crazy idea that just might work. AU, as in, no horcruxes. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to the World by Shimo Ino reviews
Harry gets sorted into Hufflepuff. Would his life be any better in the undeveloped house? Yeah, I think so too! AU Adopted from Kyuubi08
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P.
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Legends of the 'Frey by Anguirus111 reviews
Legends can never die. Dorothy 'Ace' McShane knows this and so she recalls the story of Gallifrey, the Time Lords and a legendary Doctor to a passing traveller. But this is no ordinary stranger...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - 10th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace
Harry Potter and the Stagnant Waters by SillyPumpkin reviews
What if Harry, Hermione, and Draco were all sorted into Ravenclaw?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RCW: Revolution Championship Wrestling by DJ Diddy Dog FangJoker reviews
RCW returns with December Reign as Ryan Walters defends the RCW World title against Yoshihiro Magma while CM Punk & Carlito defend their tag titles against the Bikebrakers! WE'RE BACK, BABY! PLEASE REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 129,761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006
Battle onboard the Titan by TheWelcomeStranger reviews
COMPLETE A Stargate Atlantis/Matthew Reilly crossover. A trick and an arm wrestle lead to friendship onboard the Earth ship Titan. Sorry I haven't had time to post more... my bad
Matthew Reilly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
The Pumpkin King by RenaYumi reviews
Once every year, the halls of Kadic echo in horror. They should be safe now, April Fools Day why are there giant spiders, dripping blood, and crazy psychics haunting Kadic foretelling doom? It looks like the Fool upgraded to King. No one's saf
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Cub by SlytherinsScribe reviews
What would have happened if Harry had chosen to run away from the Dursleys as a child? This story spans from when he is eight to when he is eighteen. Features new characters, old ones, and general meyhem. AU, HarryOC COMPLETED AS OF 10/23/08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 138,475 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Browncoat Reveille by Kensington reviews
Choosing a practical costume has unintended side-effects for Xander.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
There and Back Again by And The Moment's Gone reviews
On the first anniversary of Aaron Echolls death, Veronica and Logan decide to finally set their issues to rest, at the Echolls’ cabin, with six of their nearest and dearest friends.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,566 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Duncan, Logan - Complete
The day it rained forever by Banksiesbabe99 reviews
This is a tale of an unlikely friendship, one of which has stood strong through trials and tribulations, over the twenty one years they’ve been alive…
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Connie M., L. Averman
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 1,483 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Boring by Guardian of Hope reviews
An innocent cashier is doing her job when she has a run-in with hyped up Rangers and a rather mature child. MiB universe, no ships, random Rangers.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Carlos V., Tommy O. - Complete
Red Fraternity by Guardian of Hope reviews
They are the Red Rangers, brightly colored suits over serious minds, at least, until the battle is over. Then they are just a group of people with too much energy, time, and...alcohol? Sequal to Men in Black
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,764 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Jason L. S., Mack H. - Complete
Know This by Heart by Mira-Jade reviews
There are many whispers regarding the permanent smile on the face that never showed mirth – most of them he started himself. Yet, as a dying request, he tells her the real one. TDK - Joker, Rachel
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Animorphs Travels 1: The Invasion by Phoenix004 reviews
A young teen named Mike makes a wish after he finishes reading the final Animorphs book. The Ellimist grants his wish and sends Mike to the Animorph's universe in an attempt to alter their fates...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,330 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Realism: Breaking Clichés by Shadow Rebirth reviews
A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P.
An Odd Little Survey by Lune-Solei reviews
Odd finds an internet survey and decides to try it out while his friends comment on his choice of answers. And he, in turn comments on *their* answers. No pairings as of yet. previously titled A Little Bit of Odd
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,510 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Odd D.
It's Deadpool's Planet, You Just Live On It by Captain Deadpool reviews
This is a remake of Final Fantasy VII, Deadpool Remix. The basic plot's still the same, but I've done different jokes and I've given it a more serious tone, but it's still mostly light hearted. Just expect some deep stuff, too. M for violence and language
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
Death to the Fluffy Pink Bunnies! by Jadeaffection reviews
What had the poor bunnies ever done to Hermione! George had to save their innocent little lives. Some language and sexual refferences. ONESHOT, EWE, DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Beyond Motorways and Robot Santas by Gamine Madcap reviews
Because seeing a man in a flying blue box save a woman in a wedding dress from a robot Santa driving down the motorway was only the beginning...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
A Calm Night by Guardian of Hope reviews
Tommy tried to have an evening with friends: no weirdness; but is reminded that with his life he can't escape: ever. MiB/RF Universe one-shot OUTTAKE...simi-spolier for future RF chapter.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Tommy O. - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
PRWA: Summer Breakout by psav2005 reviews
The road to RangerMania 2 begins in paradise, Cancun, Mexico, and there is about to be some trouble in paradise. See the setup for RM2 and start your summer off with PRWA Summer Breakout. NEW Chapter 25: Three on one handicap match & Chapter 26: wrap up
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Hero Acadamy by alienphantom reviews
Ben has just been accepted into the Galactic Hero Acadamy. Prepare for comedy, danger, action, and maybe a little romance?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ben T.
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
The Right Sort of Ace by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Jack goes to an involuntary meeting, courtesy of the Rift. He's going to have to do the twentieth century again, unless he finds help in a kindred spirit. Response to a challenge by celticfox for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Dorothy M./Ace, Jack H. - Complete
Golden Guardians by Guardian of Hope reviews
When Jason comes back to the Team, he is offered a chance to talk about his past decision to leave, and is given an offer for the future. AU Red Fraternity/MiB Universe; Zeo Era
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jason L. S., Trey - Complete
Logan Reese Facts by SweetnLowGirl77 reviews
Chuck Norris has nothing on our lovable Logan Reese. Read and enjoy the completely and utterly true facts about Logan!
Zoey 101 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
I Told You Having a Webcam Was Useful by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
a much better scene in Stolen Earth. one were Rose had a webcam and got to speak with the others
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Rose T., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Black Water by Agent Xero reviews
TF,WF,DT,MF : 19 year old Madison Rocca has disappeared from Briarwood, but she's not the first in California. Old feelings will arise between two Rangers, while the police must find the murderer of the greatest Ranger of all time.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,734 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 172 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Origin of Voldemort's Name by James018 reviews
What happens when Harry discovers the French origin of Voldemort's name and uses it against him? If you're looking for a serious story, look elsewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Lavender Beast of Konoha by Mark Doherty reviews
In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,858 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H.
The April Fool 4 by Lune-Solei reviews
He's back, he's bloody brilliant, and he's got all new tricks up his sleeve. Can you guess who's helping him this time?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Odd D.
Never Alone in This by Genne reviews
During the Year that Never Was, Martha had a bit of help getting the word out.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Eggroll With a Side of Duck Sauce by NYgoldfish54 reviews
Kenny reflects on how joining the Ducks changed his life. Set in the Ducks' sophomore year of high school. One-shot.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
PRWA: Falcon's Fury by psav2005 reviews
This is the falcon, winged lord of the sky. Tonight you must face the Falcon’s Fury. NEW Chapter 36: PRWA Championship Match, Jason vs. Tommy and Chapter 37, wrap up chapter
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
So You Want to Attend A Ranger Reunion by Daylight reviews
Taylor will try to convince you otherwise as she describes the most recent reunion.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Taylor E. - Complete
Quirky by M.L. Shards reviews
Theo, Casey, and Lily go out for a day of hanging out and shopping, and discover that their powers have taken liberty with certain… choices in their lives...
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Deadpool Remix by Captain Deadpool reviews
Deadpool enters the Final Fantasy VII story. Filled with romance, action, and collateral damage! My three favorite things besides Deadpool! I'm looking for people to do crossovers with Deadpool in FF VIII, IX, X, maybe XI, and XII. Any takers?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Deadpool's Theme Song by Captain Deadpool reviews
The new and improved lyrics of Deadpool's Theme Song. You'll get a real kick out of the ending. Looking for someone to write a songfic. Any ideas on how to improve this song are appreciated.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Men in Black by Guardian of Hope reviews
They had a secret, they had a reason. They were totally insane. These men in black fight aliens, but they always have time for each other.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Adam P., Danny D. - Complete
Tides of Time by Michael Weyer reviews
During the battle in the graveyard in GOF, Harry is sent to meet a man named the Doctor who ends up changing things quite radically. HPDW xover. Story sadly suspended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,051 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007
Within the Colours by Daylight reviews
It's hard to keep secrets with a psychic in the house. Set during the PROO episode 'Once a Ranger'
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Bridge C., Mack H. - Complete
Facts about Deadpool by Captain Deadpool reviews
These are parodies of some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Don't worry: I did alot more than just replace Chuck Norris with Deadpool for most of them.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Ten Things by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Red vs. Blue. Ten things the creators of Red vs. Blue never told us. Noncannon.... or are they?
Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 157 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Red vs Blue: A Mini Philosophical Discussion by Lt Gravemind reviews
Church and Tucker have a short Why are we here? discussion.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Crystal Ball by Arrowned reviews
PROO: Bridge brings Rose a peace offering.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Bridge C., Rose O. - Complete
Deadpool's Mask by Captain Deadpool reviews
A scary tale for Halloween. How scary? Picture Hinata as Deadpool's sidekick. Yes, I'm probably going to Hell for this. Deadpool in sort of a mentor position. Remeber that I like crazy people. It's always the silent ones, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
PRWA: Fan’s Choice by psav2005 reviews
This is YOUR story. You the fans told us what matches you wanted to see, and now they will happen, at PRWA: Fan’s Choice. NEW Chapter 25: The Originals vs Dino Thunder, Refs Tommy and Zordon, and Chapter 26: wrapup chapter
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Wizards of Hogs by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
When McGonagall foils a prank and the Marauders lose all their best stuff, they will have to make their way through the magical land of Oz to get back home in one piece. A Wizard of Oz parody.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sirius B.
Devils Waltz by Lune-Solei reviews
She smiles at him and the light catches the mask once more and he smiles back, pulling her closer. Dancing on the edge of proper and indecent. Verging on the edge of the knife, one side is decent, the other indecent. The Devil’s Waltz. Surprise pairing.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ulrich S. - Complete
Indifference by Missed Nin reviews
The Kyuubi was sealed into the infant Nara Shikamaru. Twelve years later at the Chuunin exams, the lazy Genin meets Gaara, and finds his peaceful, passive life disrupted. Fights, plots, secrets, lies, demons, ninja! How troublesome... [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,738 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Cliches Of Doom by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
WARNING: Contents of this story may be harmful for those suffering low blood pressure, cardic difficulties, pregnancy, sympathy for authors of MarySues and or nut allergies. Contains slash, OCs, OOCness, sexual references and spontaneous dancing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,248 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Red vs Blue The Great Switch by The Mad Maiden reviews
Red vs. Blue Doc decides to try to end the war of Red vs. Blue by getting the teams to both exchange a soldier. Will it work? Not likely but what will happen to those soldiers exchanged? And what two soldiers will be switched?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame: Episode 3 by TommyOliverMMPRFan reviews
The third installment in this controversy series. In this episode, we look at why you can't blame Jason Scott for Tommy being deprived of his Green Ranger powers.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007
PRWA: All In by psav2005 reviews
The PRWA heads to Sin City, Las Vegas. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, as its time to go All In. NEW Chapter 32 PRWA Championship Match, Tommy vs Rocky vs TJ vs Jason vs Master Vile, King of the Mountain Match and Chapter 33, wrap up chapter
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,055 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Cherish by MarblePlum reviews
Sometimes the most unexpected person can make you feel beautiful again. And sometimes the most expected person can make you feel whole again. AUUC. Tobanny fic with CrAshSellie.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 242,481 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Manny S., Toby I. - Complete
Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame: Episode 2 by TommyOliverMMPRFan reviews
T5RYCB is back with its second installment. In this episode, we take a look at why you can't blame Rita for using the Green Ranger powers so early in her conquest
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
PRWA: Wedding Night by psav2005 reviews
The PRWA is back with its next payperview, Wedding Night. Check out all the action, and the wedding 10 plus years in the making, the wedding of Tommy and Kimberly. NEW Chapter 32 Tommy and Kimberly's Wedding, and Chapter 33 wrapup chapter
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,547 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 592 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The April Fool 3 by RenaYumi reviews
No. Not today. Anyday but today. Let it be tomorrow. Let it be any day. Please don't let it be April Fools Day.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,646 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Five Nice Things Eric Never Did by cmar reviews
For the 'Five Things' exercise. While Eric was not exactly Mr. Charm, he was capable of being nice. Five things he never did for the other Time Force Rangers, but could have.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Eric M. - Complete
Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame: Episode 1 by TommyOliverMMPRFan reviews
A cross between Power Rangers and ESPN's Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame disclaimer inside. Episode 1: Why you Can't Blame the United Alliance of Evil for losing to the Power Rangers.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
What Fools These Shippers Be! by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Please don't hurt me. It's all in good fun.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Zim - Complete
PRWA: RangerMania by psav2005 reviews
Its Power Rangers meets wrestling in the PRWA, the Power Rangers Wrestling Association and tonight is the biggest night of the year, RangerMania. New Chapter 25, story wrap up
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,071 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 332 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Special Recipe by walutahanga reviews
The aftermath of the Shield of Triumph.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Trent F., Hayley - Complete
Forget Myself by Arrowned reviews
PRMF: Chip hasn't had the easiest of lives, thanks to a turbulent past. But it's his newfound classmates, one music loving girl in particular, who help him to remember that any adversity can be overcome with the support of friends who care about you.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Chip, Vida - Complete
Because I'm Insane by P.L.S reviews
MyLittlePony2004 xover. John & Rodney meet ponies. This is really short & I'm not sure what I was thinking when it was written.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2006 - John S. - Complete
Here's Your Accordion by drakensis reviews
No one chooses to be the Vampire Slayer. But what if someone found out that they were the Slayer? And not just any Slayer. What if someone... some fan... woke up as Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer? Welcome to Sunnydale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 1/9/2005
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Green Sheep by Blue November reviews
Bridge can't sleep, so neither can Sky. Winner Best Short Story 2007 What a Character Awards!
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Bridge C., Sky T. - Complete
Go, Go, Harry Potter! by Ana Luthor reviews
What could save Harry from a dreadful afternoon? Watch Mighty Morphin Powers Rangers – The Movie. With Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Matter of Timing by Forge2 reviews
The wreck of a luxury liner is boarded, and Ace is kidnapped. Months later, the crew of the Serenity is caught up in the Doctor’s latest scheme, but events are slipping away from him. As tensions between the Doctor and Captain Reynolds mount, Ace’s time r
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 181 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
The April Fool 2 by Lune-Solei reviews
It's that dreaded day of the year again: April Fools. Odd's up to his tricks again, but they're ready. Or...are they?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Odd D. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 307 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The April Fool by RenaYumi reviews
It's Odd's favorite holiday. Let's just say the gang is GLAD it only comes once a year. One things for sure, Odd has a death wish. R&R CoWritten with LuneSolei [REVAMPED]
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
Fear by Aria Fox reviews
SPD- after the events in confronted Z has trouble sleeping.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/23/2005
A Little Family Get Together by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kakashi hates celebrating his birthday, but Team 7 isn't going to take no for an answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty Tricks by Sparx-007 reviews
Mark's cousin is kidnapped by Lord Fear.
Ace Lightning - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004
What about the little guys? by Banksiesbabe99 reviews
Every team has it’s stars, every team has it’s heart throbs, every team has it’s little guys, these are the guys who get overlooked time and time again, these are the guys that hurt just as much as the heart throbs and the stars, but no-one ever see
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Luis M.
Zordon's Silly Idea by Psycho Tangerine reviews
What happens when Zordon flips out and makes changes among the Zeo Rangers?
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
Second Time Around by Sunfreak reviews
The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2004
Hell is for Neji by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2003
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete
Crazy Is My Middle Name by Higuchimon reviews
Kelsey has a conversation with Ryan over something she got in the mail.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003 - [Kelsey W., Ryan M.] - Complete
Living in the Red Light by E Kelly reviews
A streetwalker learns where fear and strength meet - in the shadow of the Bat. A Gotham Noir story.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/30/2001
The dark lords 100 ways to relieve boredom reviews
5 years after the battle of Hogwarts, but Voldemort won, now along with Wormtail, Lucius and his other deatheaters he is trying to find the best ways to relieve boredom. Randomness and hilarity ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Voldemort