I Spaz With Pizzazz
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Author has written 35 stories for Naruto, Gentlemen's Alliance Cross/紳士同盟†, Death Note, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Umbrella Academy, D.Gray-Man, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Kuroshitsuji.

...Howdy~. Psychopaths are my favourite~. I'm Pizzazz or Laura, or any other thing you'd like to call me. It's open to suggestions. L'anyhoodles, I'm sixteen. My label is Emo/Goth/What the Fuck Freak, it would seem. I'm slightly insane, mentally instable, and a manic depressive, basically. Writing and music calm me down, so I'm always turning to those, and it helps. Oh, let me tell you, I'd be dead years ago or damn close to it now if it weren't for those two things.

Huzzah? owo;

Pairings: D.Gray-Man~ Lucky, Roadalee, MiraLena, Anita/Lenalee, Yuulen, Laven, Yuusagi, Poker Pair. Lero/Lavi's Hammer: ...this is so Crack!OTP...

Naruto~ KakuHida, DeiSaso, KisaIta, SuiSasu, NaruSasu, PeinKonan, InoSaku, TemaTen, TayuKin, KureAnko.

Axis Powers Hetalia~ Russia/Lithuania = OTP, BABY... Germany/Italy, Austria/Hungary, Germanycest, Italycest, Spain/Romano, Holy Roman Empire/Italy, US/UK, Prussia/Poland, Prussia/Hungary, Japan/China, Shinatty/China (What the fuck? xD;), France/England, Switzerland/Liechtenstein, Belarus/Liechtenstein. Ah, and utterly anything involving any of the Bad Friends Trio is joy. --"A kiss with a fist is better than none."--

Kuroshitsuji~ Agni/Soma, Undertaker/Grell, Sebastian/Grell, SebCiel.

Kingdom Hearts~ AkuRoku, Riku/Sora, Axel/Demyx, along with...Olette/Kari/Namine ftw. 8D

Inspirational?Music: My Chemical Romance, Rammstein, Avenged Sevenfold, Alesana, Eyes Set to Kill, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, Oomph!, Dir En Grey, Black Veil Brides, Marilyn Manson, Get Scared, Lady Gaga, Flyleaf, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Green Day, In This Moment, Panic! at the Disco, Jeffree Star, Bring me the Horizon, the Devil Wear Prada, Civet, Atreyu, A Day to Remember, the Used, Norma Jean, Silverstein, Taking Back Sunday, Chiodos, Paramore, Stone Sour, Hey Monday, the Sex Pistols, Metallica, Seether, AFI, Vocaloid, Farewell to Freeway, Rise Against, Avril Lavigne, Bullet For My Valentine, Evanescence, Billy Talent, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Phantom Planet, VersaEmerge, Three Days Grace, Emilie Autumn, Avenged Sevenfold, Girugamesh, Otep, Breaking Benjamin, Eths, Sonic Syndicate, Katy Perry, Jack's Mannequin, and Mindless Self Indulgence. Among many, many more.

Random Talking to Myself Time! (As of August 29, 2010 CE, 1:24 PM Ohio Time): So, I'm still alive. Just so you know. I guess that's an accomplishment to be proud of.

Next, consider yourself /quoted/. ~

"Homophobia is gay."

~Somebody really awesome who is clearly also very sarcastic. xD I don't know who it actually was who said this first, but it was on Frank Iero's shirt.

Random Person: "Oh my god, I love you guys! You're like, Jesus!"

Former-Heidi: "I'm pretty sure we're cuter than Jesus, though."

Random Person: "I don't know, the whole beard thing is pretty sexy..."

~At the MCR concert as the mosh pit was starting to fill up.

"You know, this jamboree has pizzazz! Oh, wait...nobody says that word anymore, do they? But now that I've said it, I bet all of you are gonna go home and find a way to use it tomorrow, aren't you?"

~Gerard Way, April 22 2008 concert. (Yes, dear Gee, and every other day of our lives too. xD)

"Write some poetry, write a book, start a band...MAKE YOUR FUCKING MARK."

~Gerard Way, April 22 2008 concert. Words to live by, y/y? Thank you for everything~.

"These popsicles are pretty bad-ass."

~Me

Chi: "Laura, how do you always injure yourself so easily?!"

Me: "I don't know...it just happens..."

Lynsy: "Fifty years from now I'm going to re-meet you, and you're going to be in a wheelchair. I'll be like, "Laura, what happened to your legs?!" And you'll be like, "I cut them off. With...SAFETY SCISSORS."

~ Um. Yeah. -sweatdrop- In art. I miss those days.

Chi: "Even if they can't get married, I think they should have like a Bondage Ring--OH SHIT NO I MEANT LIKE A DEVOTION RING! NOT BONDAGE!!"

Nikkeh and I in glorious unison: "BONDAAAAAGE!"

~Chi talking about abstinence and just as soon ruining her entire point. XD We know what she's thinking... And we have it on video, too.

Me: "It's a nice picnic table though."

ChiChi: "Yeah, I thought so too until I realized we were having sex on it..."

~ ...I'm just going to let your minds wander on that one. xD -shotshot-

Ivan: "It's sort of cold..."

The Back of Stalin's Head: "Well, this is Russia."

Ivan: "And we have no food..."

The Back of Stalin's Head: "Well, this is Russia."

Ivan: "Um, and--"

The Back of Stalin's Head: "This is Russia, I said!"

~Hetalia pwns your ass.


--Give me a minute and I'll change your mind...give me a bullet and I'll change your LIFE.

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Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,817 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/21/2017 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Airplane Notes by visionary dreams reviews
AU. CRACK. And to think... it all started with little innocent notes in math class. SasuSaku.ShikaIno / Chapter-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
The Reflection of Human Perception by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
How the country conflicts with the person reflected inside. One Shots. Implied rape, self abuse, drug usage... and other things which appear in history. Chapter Twenty Seven: Marcus knew he was free the moment Rome was trapped.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,015 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ancient Rome
Some Sacred Place by N.H. Arawn reviews
“I don’t remember…” Lavi started racking his brain for an instance of the name somewhere in his memory. There was nothing there, nothing but for this moment, nothing but black. "I'm Lavi? And you're Tyki? You know me?" YAOI
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,730 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009
A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 253,748 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
A Pokemon Episode In Theory by nedthejanitor reviews
This is for those of you who have, for some reason, never seen an episode of Pokemon. Here's what happens in a typical episode. REVISED AS OF JANUARY 5TH, 2011
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Jeremiah's Well by alice chess reviews
Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Hear Me Now by this be a dead account reviews
Natalia laughs, not because it's funny, but because she's lonely, and wants to know if her voice can echo off water. Belarus x Liechtenstein oneshot for my Pizzazz! Light T for language and themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Belarus, Liechtenstein - Complete
The Difference by hellnoplsno183948543 reviews
//UK&US// Arthur always wanted him on those nights. Alfred always needed him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why Toris Uses Pens by barefoot11 reviews
There's always that one student in class that everyone's iffy of, and Toris just has to be sitting next to him. short!AU, No pairings, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
1CC of Impossibility by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Roxas was all he knew. All he ever knew. But when Sora realizes that the boy isn't real, he takes it hard... Can love exsist between the living and the dead? One-Shot/Songfic. RoxasXSoraXRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - [Roxas, Sora] - Complete
Fireflies by Living in a fantasy reviews
At Wammy house, Matt and Mello loved to sneak out at night to see the fireflies. There were no fireflies now, not in Japan in the middle of the Kira case, and certainly not at the end of January. There hadn’t been any fireflies in a long time.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Blood of Those Immoralised by Barcavolio reviews
The ghosts of everyone he killed come back to Sweeney as he lies dying - and they have something to say concerning his actions in London. They saw everything he did as he wished the world away.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Rewind, Rewind by tigerballz reviews
In which Yamanaka Ino discovers the joys of laced Hello Kitty panties, exploding action figures and how not to jam a mixtape. Shoujo-ai! Yuri! InoSaku. Rated a high T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Hear Me by ZombieMops reviews
Klaus visited the statue every night. And every night Ben never said anything. Klaus/Ben, pre-Apocolypse Suite.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Recovered Files by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
The day the papers had been signed, the divorce finalized, Hungary left Austria's house. It took her only a few seconds to realize exactly which direction she found herself running in. PrussiaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
A Day in the Life by Supreme Distraction reviews
Of Ino Yamanaka and Temari Kaze. It was beyond a physical need by now: she craved *all* of the girl—her good and her bad, her strengths and weaknesses, her body and heart—at all times. This was want. This was need. This was love. Yuri one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - [Ino Y., Temari] - Complete
Flame by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
Home is where you make it, love, don't get yourself confused. Todd/Lovett. Chapter nineteen is about secrets; he keeps them, she simply smiles. She smiles, and what with the way that she does so, they're all but sure that the two are lovers.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Comedy of Errors by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
AU. Mistaken for another, this town has Matthew staying with a Englishman he does not know, confessing feelings to a man, and escaping the law he has not broken. Alfred's just mad Arthur has locked him out of the house.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
A Report on the Subject of Human Copulation by saramon reviews
Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Your Right, My Order by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
The type of man one is can only be measured when there is no time to think. War calls for action. Neither want to be there. “Look at me!” Germany kept his eyes on the other's eyes, trying not to forget the objective. Keep watching America's eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Germany, America - Complete
Just A Single Spark by Atlas Arrow reviews
As he waits for a time correction to unfold, .05 contemplates how things as small as sparks can cause fires.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Sunshine by Zaphirite reviews
“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, You make me happy when skies are gray, You'll never know dear, how much I love you, Please don't take my sunshine away…” Toris calms down Ivan with a song, Ivan reflects on it later when everyone left him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Red : Love by Final Lovelight reviews
Red r d n. 1. red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood. Grell/Madam Red oneshot. Spoilers for Episode 5
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Cacophony by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
AU. Being alone with Gilbert in a humid car while the albino... made noises of a sexual nature every time innocent townspeople passed by, somehow, wasn't high on Elizaveta's to do list. Why did the guy have to have such a weird sense of humor anyway?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Our Proposal by this be a dead account reviews
In the immortal words of Ellen DeGeneres: "Well, my hope is someday, it won't be called a contract, it'll be called marriage." Tyki/Lavi fluff with a granola-bar-liberal!ending. Rated T for extremely mild language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi - Complete
If Thou Kiss Not Me by BlossomsintheMist reviews
England would never kiss America. That would be wrong. So wrong. The lad's like a brother to him, after all . . . .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Last Thoughts by eloquentelegance reviews
Roma-jii-chan's thoughts as he lay on his death bed. "Don't cry, Ita-chan. Ojii-chan will get sad if you cry."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Beautiful by GeishaGirl93 reviews
Sakura's always been "pretty" or "cute". She'd never been "beautiful" until she met Ino. InoSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Infection by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Russia suddenly falls ill after returning from a trip to Sverdlovsk. Lithuania tries to look after him, but soon learns that Russia's illness is a lot less innocent than it looks. Lithuania/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Wake Up by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
Wake Up. He doesn't want you, but don't pretend as though he never did. Bellatrix/Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Exotica by this be a dead account reviews
Lavi wanted to feel that electricity jolting up under his fingers again and again, foreign to him; but the knowing smirk on the Noah's lips informed him well enough. It was something tantalizingly exotic. Tyki x Lavi, rated M for the usual.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi
sunflowered vodka by cherrySUNSETx reviews
maybe i'm a little crazy, too · russia x lithuania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Rose In The Concrete by Hell's Nightingale reviews
Uber Fluff. Sakura always will love Ino as Ino will always love Sakura. It couldn't be no other way. Mature for inferring and fondling. InoSaku SakuIno InoSakura SakuraIno InoxSakura SakuraxIno Ino and Sakura Sakura and Ino InoxSaku SakuxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Dirty Jokes by Love the Omni reviews
Grell just told his boyfriend, the Undertaker, the most hilarious joke he's ever heard. Yaoi. Undertaker/Grell/Undertaker? Funny little one-shot R&R
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
The Attack of Sir Tapsalot by Werewolf of Fire reviews
There's a monster crawling around the meeting room. Chaos ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Latvia - Complete
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by Barcavolio reviews
All the miserable people in this city... They can do nothing but watch and lie.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Eve and Her Adam by OhMyRaito reviews
But in the end - they're both damned. She's only a Dream, and he's only humanity. RhodexAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Allen Walker, Road C. - Complete
Play With Me? by stellar asterism reviews
Ivan's in an oddly good mood, and he wants to play.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Chocolate Rabbit by Living in a fantasy reviews
Mello doesn’t care how childish it is to wake Matt at five AM, he just wants his Easter chocolate.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Most Dangerous Game by Atlas Arrow reviews
AU to Apocalypse Suite. Sir Reginald Hargreeves; inventor, millionaire, genius, leader of the Umbrella Academy, champion Fencer, protégée Sententia player. Some Vanya/Kraken and Rumor/Spaceboy.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Status Quo Ante Bellum by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Wilted Daisies by DrakeGirl-San reviews
GermanyxItaly, Slightly AU-ish. Teen for language and other content. Mostly language. Chap. 4 now uploaded!: Italy and Germany go on a special trip for the anniversary of their friendship...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Let Go by Aries Draco reviews
from kink meme. Suicidal Lithuania confronts Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Ti amo by Mei Syndrome reviews
Ludwig would lay awake at night, and wonder . . .why? Ludwig/Feliciano one-shots and drabbles, fluff. Chapter three - 'Flowers'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Kiss Me, I'm of Mixed Race by this be a dead account reviews
Tyki x Lavi, HS AU. "No one should ever say that it was my ignorance if I did or showed forth anything according to God's good Pleasure; but let this be your conclusion and let it so be thought, that- as is the perfect truth- it was the gift of God."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi - Complete
Compromising by comptine reviews
Austria could only reach one conclusion. Italy and Germany were in there for the sole purpose of messing up his carefully placed linens. What other possible business could they have inside his closet? Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Midnight Release Party by Living in a fantasy reviews
Matt drags Mello along to a midnight release party to get the final Harry Potter book. Mello is not pleased. Crackish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Umbrella Academy stars in: Famous Last Words by Atlas Arrow reviews
Last of the "Stars In" series. When Vanya finds a secret that puts thier family's already strained unity to the test, she is surprised to find an ally in Rumor. Kraken/Vanya some Rumor/Spaceboy. Please R&R.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
My Landslide Companion by Silent Nacht reviews
He spends too much time dwelling on the new memories. His tongue carries the permanent taste of flowers and Feliciano's saliva. Germany/N. Italy. WWII setting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Pretty Baby by DoubleMMia reviews
InoSaku, Sakura Haruno is a good girl gone bad, because of her attitude and her latest fights, her mother sends her to a fight school...Where she meets new friends and rivals...And maybe love? AU, M for language, violence and lemons in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,718 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Romance by Atlas Arrow reviews
Follow-up to "Drowning Lessons" and bridging the gap between that and "Give 'em Hell Kid". Just a little drabble about Kraken coming home with grievious injuries. Again. Kraken/Vanya
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The Umbrella Academy in: Drowning lessons by Atlas Arrow reviews
Takes place after "Dallas". Overcome with guilt from the destruction caused by the White Violin Vanya dies in her room. The Umbrella Academy struggles to come to terms with thier own guilt over the manner of her death, especially the Kraken. Kraken/Vanya
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Hourglass sand by Altocat reviews
In the end, Harley always leaves her. Reviews super-mega-ultra appreciated!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn - Complete
B Flat Conqueror by Silent Nacht reviews
If no one is perfect, then Germany is meant to be no one. N. Italy/Germany, angst, WWII setting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Elegy by Restless Brook reviews
Batman breaks down in the aftermath of The Dark Knight. The Joker himself is witness to the death of Gotham’s only hope. AU. Slash. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
A Silent Integrity by ElvenSailorGirl reviews
All I ever had was a silent integrity, and today I find that was not enough. The last and nearly last moments of Witzleben, Goerdeler, Tresckow, and Beck.
Valkyrie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Forever Back by Silent Nacht reviews
Lithuania knows madness, tangentially. Russia/Lithuania. Five drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Get Out Alive by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Gaara is the creator of a mutated human race with Naruto as his slave. Life seems perfect. That is until the creatures escape and turn on Gaara. Can they get out alive or are they completely doomed? Full Summary inside. GaaraXNaruto. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,499 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Barcavolio reviews
Eleanor Lovett knows exactly how to deal with customers how get too curious. It isn't pleasant, but it has to be done.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Waking Up by Supreme Distraction reviews
Without opening her eyes, Kurenai turned over to reach into her bedside table and pull out the kunai she kept handy for such mornings. Or, she would have, but soon found that she couldn't move at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/29/2008 - [Anko M., Kurenai Y.] - Complete
Hidan and Kakuzu's Wonderful Adventure Like Thing by CloudsAreFluffie reviews
It SHOULD have been a normal trip to McDonalds. But with Hidan... that's not going to happen. Featuring a psycho soccer mom. MAYBE some slight KakuHida... if you look real close, tilt your head to the side, and squint. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One night stand by Dashed reviews
It was a drunken mistake. A fun one, but still a mistake. Now Sakura finds herself in a relationship she doesn’t want with no way out. As Ino tries desperately to get Sakura to fall in love with her she’s trying her hardest not to kill her. Sakura/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,430 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I Hurt by my.mary.alice reviews
Some wounds aren't physical, Kakuzu has to expirience. Kaku Hidan, slightly. no lemon, short one-shot - just fluffness. I guess there's a bit of Hidan-swearing in this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
se c r e ts by cherrySUNSETx reviews
such a secret is too much for one person · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
f i r s t s by cherrySUNSETx reviews
do you believe in love at first sight? · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Perfect Gift by Accio Abarero reviews
But what did you get the guy, or in this case robot, who had given you everything? EVE/WALL-E
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Being Buried is Troublesome by Secret Sheik reviews
Hidan has a bit of things to say to himself about being trapped in a hole. Hidan-centric, internalization, rated for LANGUAGE. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan - Complete
If I were an angel by HotWhiteIce reviews
Toya's thoughts from when he first met Takanari, to his parent's, and his feelings on Haine. Oneshot. onesided ToyaxTakanari
Gentlemen's Alliance Cross/紳士同盟† - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Need For More Than Hair Gel by x012587Genin reviews
Hidan ran out of hair gel. The end of the world for him. Curses are thrown as he and Kakuzu argue, threatening what little realtionship they have. Will things work out? rated M for strong langueage, HidanXKakuzu... yaoi DEDICATED TO: a special someone. xo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Technophobia by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
The Final Ballad of Nellie Lovett by Miss Malfaisant reviews
Mrs. Lovett ultimately chooses a brutal, satisfying death over living a life of one-sided love. Rated for gore. Serious gore.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Date with Identity by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
Maora's attempt at being a pity date blows up in his face and Maguri fails to see what's right in front of his own.
Gentlemen's Alliance Cross/紳士同盟† - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Monotony by Damned Lolita reviews
What happens if you abandon the Pokemon you loved so much in childhood? What happens if you never restarted the game, and left them to die alone?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Red Leopard by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Mello takes Matt to a questionable club so they can hunt down an old mob boss. And there's a leopard behind the sofa that keeps giving Matt ideas.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Alone by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Sakura, on the brink of insanity, runs into Itachi while delivering a scroll. Questions are asked, answers are given, and a new obsession is born. She'll never be the same. Sadistic little ItaSaku one shot. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords by ckret2 reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Liar, Liar, Burn in Hell by Damned Lolita reviews
We all know Ash's Charizard refuses to obey. But why? Defiance is his vengeance... and in the end, Ash will know his sins. Whether or not he wants to. [Oneshot]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
One Way To Put It by Aurifex reviews
[KonaPein, implied other pairings] It's hard being the only heterosexual left in the whole place...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Amazing Narusasu Parody Fic by niver reviews
Naruto is seme. Sasuke is uke. High school stuff happens. NARUSASU FOREVER! /A Narusasu parody fic that any Sasunaru fan could enjoy/ /Narusasu fans that can't take a joke might hate this, those who can might not/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Atashi no Subete by ChobiMM3 reviews
Maora X Maguri fic. Maora contemplates whether or not Maguri loves him who who he is, or just as a fill in for the unattainable Shizumasa.Told through Maora's POV.[Warning: Shonen ai]
Gentlemen's Alliance Cross/紳士同盟† - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 226 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Mon émouvant amour by Lied reviews
[Songfic] POV de Faust sur son épouse et leur amour après sa mort. Désolée, je sais que c'est vraiment court pour un résumé, mais je sais pas comment faire plus long pour dire la même chose. [oneshot]
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005 - J. Faust VIII, Eliza F. - Complete
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Hello Lovely, I Hate You reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Anodyne reviews
He couldn't remember whose blood it was, nor which time it was, but that wasn't as important as the frightening similarity that still, bleeding frame had to the raindrops on Ivan's face. "Ne, Lithuania? I think you may need a new umbrella." RusLiet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Five Stages of Loss reviews
Without fail, they are losing themselves in each other. And as they fall, their insane craving only gets stronger. Against their better judgement, they feed it. LUCKY chapterfic, shounen-ai.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi
Catastrophes Are Better With Icing reviews
When chocolate doughnuts melt on your shirt, it, like, seriously sucks. Poland/Lithuania and Russia/Lithuania. Crack oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Epiphanies reviews
A welcoming embrace hadn't been anything he'd ever been terribly used to. Agni/Soma drabble.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Agni, Prince Soma - Complete
Macabre reviews
Toris' dreams were all turning into nightmares, one by one. Ivan couldn't seem to do a damn thing about it. Russia/Lithuania. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Hold Your Heads High, Heavy Hearts reviews
Toris let it happen, because all he wanted was to see Ivan smile a real smile, if only once. Russia/Lithuania. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Pretending to Talk It Over Like Gentlemen reviews
While debating the pros and cons of democracy and monarchy, they apply their theories to life as well. Or rather, love life. America/England oneshot. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gelato reviews
Once in a while, Feliciano’s ideas weren’t so terrible. Germany/Italy fluff. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Proper Balance of You and Me reviews
Sasori has overloaded his schedule to look good on college apps, but Deidara is slowly winning him over to his side with time spent kissing in corners rather than studying. AU, DeiSaso oneshot. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Raindrops, One by One reviews
Ino isn't telling Sakura how she feels about her for fear she'll run away from their friendship, too. Shoujo-ai InoSaku, AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Phaedra reviews
They say that there is literally someone out there for everyone. It would seem that this pertains to umbrellas and hammers as well... Lero/Lavi's Hammer and some Tyki/Lavi. Crack!pairing co-written with Flattered By Mockery. Shounen-ai. Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Lero - Complete
These Grey Areas reviews
She knew that where they lived was Hell, yet she still wondered. "Please, just tell me, Mr. T... Are we evil, love?" Oneshot, slight Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Tall Cappuccino reviews
Sasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Pinch reviews
Technically it was JasDevi's fault that he even realized you had to wear green on Saint Patrick's Day, but Tyki wasn't about to waste a chance to get his hands on Lavi. LUCKY shounen-ai, oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Sweet Addiction, Sweet Affliction reviews
Plenty of times Road had heard of good girls who fell for bad boys. She pondered, with a nervous knot in her stomach, could a bad girl ever fall for a good boy? Road/Allen oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Allen Walker, Road C. - Complete
Take a Spin reviews
She could think of no better way to celebrate Sakura's return after fourteen days away at a conference than to play spin the bottle for two. InoSaku oneshot. Yuri. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
We're the Ones Singing and Dancing in Acid Rain reviews
The most curious emotion... Completeness: when it was the two of them together, sitting with a box of malted milk balls between them as they cleaned splatters of internal organs off of their weapons. -Hazel/ChaCha slash if you squint. Oneshot.-
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Hushed reviews
The ever-present smile answered, pleased with itself. "Honey, it isn't that hard to escape from Arkham." Then, with a slightly suggestive edge, the Joker added, "And besides, I missed you." -Batsy/Joker Slash-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Prettier When I'm Burning reviews
Mind you, bitter and lost are a horrible combination to have raging around inside your veins. Rumor-centric. Oneshot
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Sitting On Pin Cushions reviews
Who was to say mad wasn't actually sane? Oneshot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
Subtle Slips reviews
There was always a coal coloured mask or a vibrant curtain of make-up obscuring them, but when a face was finally added to a feeling, they knew that anything could happen. BatsyXJoker Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Dead Delectable, Darling reviews
Mr. Todd knew that they wouldn't make a bad couple, and that was exactly the problem. Sweenett oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Your Fairy Dust Is Getting In My Eyes reviews
In which Sakura gives Naruto a present that he knows doesn't fit in with Sasuke's plans. -SasuNaru oneshot.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
AccidentallyOnPurpose reviews
Slipping away from the group during a field trip, Sasori and Deidara are eager to snatch up some...erm...alone time. SasoDei oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Euphoria reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Gun to My Head reviews
Sasori and Deidara run away, sick of being persecuted because they're lovers. But when they accidentally witness a murder, they have a better reason to be running...Orochimaru's after them. AU, Deidara/Sasori HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Taken reviews
The last time he saw her, he told her not to worry. She's trying hard to keep that final promise. AsuKure oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Shortage reviews
Ryuk can get quite testy during an apple shortage. Light is not so happy with being stuck in a room with him... Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stitching My Mouth Shut reviews
Kakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
beautiful S P L I N T E R reviews
Sasori was closing himself up. Deidara couldn't stand watching. Shounen-ai, Deidara/Sasori. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Parallel Lines reviews
..."I can't deny it and I can't run away from it." DeiSaso one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Pocky Is Love reviews
I love pocky. You love pocky. And so does Maguri. One-shot. MaguMao fluff.
Gentlemen's Alliance Cross/紳士同盟† - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
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