...Howdy~. Psychopaths are my favourite~. I'm Pizzazz or Laura, or any other thing you'd like to call me. It's open to suggestions. L'anyhoodles, I'm sixteen. My label is Emo/Goth/What the Fuck Freak, it would seem. I'm slightly insane, mentally instable, and a manic depressive, basically. Writing and music calm me down, so I'm always turning to those, and it helps. Oh, let me tell you, I'd be dead years ago or damn close to it now if it weren't for those two things.

Huzzah? owo;

Pairings: D.Gray-Man~ Lucky, Roadalee, MiraLena, Anita/Lenalee, Yuulen, Laven, Yuusagi, Poker Pair. Lero/Lavi's Hammer: ...this is so Crack!OTP...

Naruto~ KakuHida, DeiSaso, KisaIta, SuiSasu, NaruSasu, PeinKonan, InoSaku, TemaTen, TayuKin, KureAnko.

Axis Powers Hetalia~ Russia/Lithuania = OTP, BABY... Germany/Italy, Austria/Hungary, Germanycest, Italycest, Spain/Romano, Holy Roman Empire/Italy, US/UK, Prussia/Poland, Prussia/Hungary, Japan/China, Shinatty/China (What the fuck? xD;), France/England, Switzerland/Liechtenstein, Belarus/Liechtenstein. Ah, and utterly anything involving any of the Bad Friends Trio is joy. --"A kiss with a fist is better than none."--

Kuroshitsuji~ Agni/Soma, Undertaker/Grell, Sebastian/Grell, SebCiel.

Kingdom Hearts~ AkuRoku, Riku/Sora, Axel/Demyx, along with...Olette/Kari/Namine ftw. 8D

Inspirational?Music: My Chemical Romance, Rammstein, Avenged Sevenfold, Alesana, Eyes Set to Kill, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, Oomph!, Dir En Grey, Black Veil Brides, Marilyn Manson, Get Scared, Lady Gaga, Flyleaf, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Green Day, In This Moment, Panic! at the Disco, Jeffree Star, Bring me the Horizon, the Devil Wear Prada, Civet, Atreyu, A Day to Remember, the Used, Norma Jean, Silverstein, Taking Back Sunday, Chiodos, Paramore, Stone Sour, Hey Monday, the Sex Pistols, Metallica, Seether, AFI, Vocaloid, Farewell to Freeway, Rise Against, Avril Lavigne, Bullet For My Valentine, Evanescence, Billy Talent, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Phantom Planet, VersaEmerge, Three Days Grace, Emilie Autumn, Avenged Sevenfold, Girugamesh, Otep, Breaking Benjamin, Eths, Sonic Syndicate, Katy Perry, Jack's Mannequin, and Mindless Self Indulgence. Among many, many more.

Random Talking to Myself Time! (As of August 29, 2010 CE, 1:24 PM Ohio Time): So, I'm still alive. Just so you know. I guess that's an accomplishment to be proud of.

Next, consider yourself /quoted/. ~

"Homophobia is gay."

~Somebody really awesome who is clearly also very sarcastic. xD I don't know who it actually was who said this first, but it was on Frank Iero's shirt.

Random Person: "Oh my god, I love you guys! You're like, Jesus!"

Former-Heidi: "I'm pretty sure we're cuter than Jesus, though."

Random Person: "I don't know, the whole beard thing is pretty sexy..."

~At the MCR concert as the mosh pit was starting to fill up.

"You know, this jamboree has pizzazz! Oh, wait...nobody says that word anymore, do they? But now that I've said it, I bet all of you are gonna go home and find a way to use it tomorrow, aren't you?"

~Gerard Way, April 22 2008 concert. (Yes, dear Gee, and every other day of our lives too. xD)

"Write some poetry, write a book, start a band...MAKE YOUR FUCKING MARK."

~Gerard Way, April 22 2008 concert. Words to live by, y/y? Thank you for everything~.

"These popsicles are pretty bad-ass."

~Me

Chi: "Laura, how do you always injure yourself so easily?!"

Me: "I don't know...it just happens..."

Lynsy: "Fifty years from now I'm going to re-meet you, and you're going to be in a wheelchair. I'll be like, "Laura, what happened to your legs?!" And you'll be like, "I cut them off. With...SAFETY SCISSORS."

~ Um. Yeah. -sweatdrop- In art. I miss those days.

Chi: "Even if they can't get married, I think they should have like a Bondage Ring--OH SHIT NO I MEANT LIKE A DEVOTION RING! NOT BONDAGE!!"

Nikkeh and I in glorious unison: "BONDAAAAAGE!"

~Chi talking about abstinence and just as soon ruining her entire point. XD We know what she's thinking... And we have it on video, too.

Me: "It's a nice picnic table though."

ChiChi: "Yeah, I thought so too until I realized we were having sex on it..."

~ ...I'm just going to let your minds wander on that one. xD -shotshot-

Ivan: "It's sort of cold..."

The Back of Stalin's Head: "Well, this is Russia."

Ivan: "And we have no food..."

The Back of Stalin's Head: "Well, this is Russia."

Ivan: "Um, and--"

The Back of Stalin's Head: "This is Russia, I said!"

~Hetalia pwns your ass.

--Give me a minute and I'll change your mind...give me a bullet and I'll change your LIFE.