Author has written 2 stories for Mario, and Total Drama series.
"Wazz Up my Minions!!" 8D
"Welcome to My evil lair! I am King Bowser, the awesomely handsome King of Koopas. I'm hear to spice up your pitiful lives with some real stories that will boggle your minds and give you Herpes!! Just kiddin'! Or am I? The world may never know...On to business! I'm sure you all know who I am...the Biggest baddest boss that ever lived! Sephiroth aint got nothin', and I mean Nothin', on me! However, I know that there are some people out there that dont even know there left from their right, so, here's a bit of info from my humble life and such..."
Name:"Da Names King Bowser Foo!!"
Birthday:"Not even I know that bub..."
Birthplace:"My Castle of course!"
Current Location:"Once again! My Castle! Well...the Outhouse outside of it anyways..."
Eye Color:"Blood Red."
Height:"Whateva I want it to be! I can be a giant or as tall as yo momma!"
Right Handed or Left Handed:"I'm right."
The Shoes You Wore Today:"Stupid little person, I am incapable of such things! HA!"
Your Weakness:"HA HA HA! Don't make me laugh."
Your Fears:"If anything, I AM THE ESSENCE OF FEAR."
Your Perfect Pizza:"Oooooh! I would absolutely love a pizza with my favorite toppings on them! Mario and Luigi's Body parts...heh heh."
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:"Well, I would like to finally renew my vows with Princess Peach..oh and KILL MARIO!"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"ROFLMAO!! I love using it!!"
Thoughts First Waking Up:"Where am I??"
Your Best Physical Feature:"Now you can't just ask someone as handsome as me, what my best feature is. My entire body body is my best feature!" :3
Your Bedtime:"HA! EVIL NEVER SLEEPS!!"
Your Most Missed Memory:"The time I stood at the podium across from my ex-Wifey...ahhh, I would love to have that happen again."
Pepsi or Coke:"Who?"
McDonalds or Burger King:"When?"
Single or Group Dates:"HA! Come back and see me when I actually get a date!"
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:"T is 4 Moerons!" XP
Chocolate or Vanilla:"Why I'd have to say...all?"
Cappuccino or Coffee:"Hmmm, Where's the Blood setting?"
Do you Smoke:"YOU BET I DO!! Everytime I roast the gluts of a minion."
Do you Swear:"Swearing is for the weak-minded!"
Do you Sing:"Not at all..." >>;
Do you Shower Daily:"Do Goombas jump over the sun!?"
Have you Been in Love:"Oh wow. What a question here. I'm not even going to answer this...Yes!!...Darn it."
Do you want to go to College:"Only for the Parties! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!"
Do you want to get Married:"OY VEY!"
Do you belive in yourself:"You have NO idea. I'm like Naruto! BELIEVE IT!"
Do you get Motion Sickness:"Ugh, Mario makes sure of that."
Do you think you are Attractive:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Who you kiddin'? I'm the definition of the word Smexy!" >:D
Are you a Health Freak:"Pu-Lease."
Do you get along with your Parents:"Ugh. Don't talk to me about those Bone-Bags!"
Do you like Thunderstorms:"HOLY COW! I LOVE 'EM!!"
Do you play an Instrument:"NO WAY!! I'm no Band Geek!"
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:In the past month have you Smoked:"Heh! Ask the minions."
In the past month have you been on Drugs:"OH WOW.. Next!"
In the past month have you gone on a Date:"Nope, Incapable of that. Peach is my woman"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:"Why? I have servants to do that for me!"
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:"What kind of Question is that??"
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:"Hmmm, I do spend my time gulping down live Cheep Cheep from time to time."
In the past month have you been on Stage:"Umm, Have I?"
In the past month have you been Dumped:"Ugh."
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:"HELLO!? No clothes here!"
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:"Only the Heart of my millions of Fans!"
Ever been Drunk:"Uhhh, No comment."
Ever been called a Tease:"BY WHO!? SHOW ME THE COWARD WHO CALLED ME THAT!?"
Ever been Beaten up:"Countless times.."=_=;
Ever Shoplifted:"I have lifted a SuperMarket with one hand! Does that count??"
How do you want to Die:"With a hundred Extra-Life Shrooms thank you."
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:"Ya know those doctors that check Women's You-Know-What? Thats, what I want to be!" >=
What country would you most like to Visit:"I have no idea."
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color:"Blue..."
Favorite Hair Color:"Golden Yellow..."
Short or Long Hair:"Long and soft..."
Weight:"The lighter the better..."
Best Clothing Style:"Errr, I wear shells!"
Number of Drugs I have taken:"I AM CLEAN!..."
Number of CDs I own:"I own a Mp3!"
Number of Piercings:"Bahh, I don't have any."
Number of Tattoos:"Oooh! I have a few..."
Number of things in my Past I Regret:"Not killing Mario when I had the chance all those years ago."
"Alrighty than! Now that you know a bit about muah, feel free to tell me about you! ...not really. I could care less about you and your drama. So ignore that last part! Thanks. Now either buy something or get off my profile! NOW!"
"Oh and here's my true!!"
You can call me JT, JLT, if ya want, Im okay like Hay.
Age Im 19, I'll be 20 on the 14th of September.
Gender: Of course, Im a Gentlemen and not a Lady.
Orientation: Im indeed as straight as a Board and as cool as a... (cant find anything to Rhyme with it...) uhhh...Im as cool as...FrostBite!! Not that I Have that illness
My Interest in Movies: Are as followed, Scary movies in the Day, Funny comedy movies anytime, like Wally, and AVPR, I like the PotC series, Marvel etc
My All-Time Favorite game series: Are as follows The Super Mario Bros, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, and of course Kingdom Hearts! Also Im into Comic Book Games like Ultimate Marvel Alliance.
Im on the computer almost everyday for my Life is Blank, I have no life, but I do have a Job at McDonalds! Well sorta. I'm a college going guy who is trying to be a Game Designer!
Now, PM me if you want to talk, chat or chit. Im always all ears. I'd rather you messaged me on my myspace or Yahoo which is:
"Alright! Back to me." >=)
Okay, for those who dont even know who my adorable little psychos(kids) are, heres a picture to clean out all those nasty 'lil cobwebs! After this, you shouldn't have any questions! At least, you better not. B/
This picture has all the Koopalings in them and if you read the description and such, it'll tell you who's who. Kammy is a naggy old witchy koopa. Bleh. Kamek is my top-dog magikoopa who is now the kids caretaker. There. Now get to readin' meh story!! >:O
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