Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, and Bones.
First of all, I would just like to introduce myself. My name is Shara, and I am 17 years old. I am currently a junior in high school. I love to write, but English being my second language, I can't guarantee that my grammar will be perfect or that I have an interesting plot. However, I am improving. If you've read my very first story, you can see that. I'm trying my hardest to perfect my writing.
those who haven't checked yet, i have a couple of stories in fictionpress. if you want to check them out, my pen name is xXDarkOmega93Xx.
I am not afraid of the dark,
I am afraid of what is lurking in it.
I am not afraid of heights,
I am afraid of falling.
I am not afraid of falling in love,
I am afraid of not being loved back.
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
this was incredibly funny, I had to add this :)
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
I FOUND THIS ON A PROFILE AND HAD TO POST IT!!!
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God.
Things I learned from watching Bones
Woman can be great at science.
Alpha-Males are the best.
Partners help each other.
Sarcasm does not help.
Sometimes a simple touch will do.
Clowns are scary.
Flashy Socks and Ties give you confidence.
Jesus is not a zombie.
Love hurts sometimes.
Squints are cool.
Tough Guys are sensitive.
Mac & Cheese is God’s food.
Psychology is a soft science.
Ranger’s lead the way.
There is more than one kind of family.
Smart woman are “Hot”.
We all have a Past.
Not everything is logical.
You do stuff for family you probably shouldn’t.
Sometimes you have to go with your gut.
Subtitles needed when walking into the Jeffersonian.
Crazy socks, funny belt buckles and FBI issued armor is the way to go.
Mechanical clowns piss FBI agents off.
THINGS I LEARNT FROM CASTLE
Mystery writers are cocky but cute
Detectives have attitude (though this could also come under any cop show, LIV (SVU) certainly does)
The smell of cherries is a likable fragerance for writer-boy
Lanie loves a good match-making project
Romance takes time and patience
Love means having TO say you’re sorry
Ignorance is bliss
Writer’s daughters are intelligent and wise
MOTHER means entertainment and Broadway plays
Best-selling authors get to wear WRITERS vests
Book acknowledgements mean LOVE
Money passing hands means the BOYS have been betting again
Actors dressing up as alternate versions of themselves (like MAL from Firefly)
There will be NO biting before dinner
Page 105 is raunchy (seriously have you read it)
Crimes are more than dead bodies… they are a reason for Beckett & Castle to squabble
Ringing phones mean a NEW case
Only Lanie knows how to do the Mm-hu with attitude
THE HAMPTONS is an ugly place. WE don’t like it!!!
THINGS I LEARNED FROM LAW AND ORDER: SVU
Partner's mean they'll always be there for each other
Blood type means I LOVE YOU
Divorce debates and arguements usually mean ones jealous... (Yes, Liv that means you)
Carrots are cute, especially on little Elliot Stabler
Mariska Hargitay is an inspiration to abused victims
Mariska and Chris are ADORABLE behind screen
Sharing a beachhouse with their families, mean there is HOPE for all E/O shippers
MEET ME IN THE CRIB means READ BETWEEN THE LINES
The fact that you even read this proves you are obsessed with Bones, Castle and SVU.
You Know Your a Massive Bones Fan When... (I copied this from someone elses profile)
1. You want to work at the Jeffersonian Institute
2. You're considering becoming a Forensic Anthropologist/FBI Agent/Facial reconstruction artist...you get the idea
3. You say "I don't know what that means..." when you don't get something, then you start laughing even though no body gets it.
4. YOU LOVE PIE!
5. You HATE CLOWNS!
6. You use phrases from the show in everyday life (and then have to explain to people what you're talking about)
7. You talk to your friends about what happened in the latest episodes and get mad when they don't listen to you.
8. You have a Bones folder on your computer that no one dares to touch because you will kill them if they do.
9. You want to be a Brennan so you can find a Booth
10. You think Psychology is stupid OR Psychology is totally awesome
11. Flesh? Ewwww com'on... Bones is so much cooler!
12. You pause the episode when you leave the room even though you've seen it a million times already.
13. You think Booth& Brennan should just DO IT ALREADY!!
14. You want to kill whoever touches/talks/hurts Brennan yet still enjoying watching a jealous Booth
15. You wear fancy socks (and 'Cocky'/weird belt buckles for guys)
16. You get mad because you can't find EXACTLY the same font that they use to print the word "BONES" on the DVDs
17. You want to dress up as Wonder Woman/Clark Kent for Haloween
18. You are on half a dozen "Bones" forums and groups
19. You follow Hart Hanson on Twitter
20. Your friends & family members begin expressing their concern for your mental health
21. You use "Anthropologically speaking..." in sentences
22. You've read all of Kathy Reichs' novels
23. You start to tell to everyone how archaic the marriage is.
24. You explain to your couple that anthropologically it´s totally right to date two people at the same time...
25. You start to read about Physical Anthropology
26. You say "simmer down" when someone's annoying you or freaking out.
27. You know the names of every single episode, in order, and can tell someone exactly what happened in that episode.