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Well, I suppose I should begin this by explaining my odd name. I could lie for the sake of confusing my friends if they find this, but I think the truth to the name is much more fun. I have this staple that I named Helena (due to my more recent obession with Helena Bonham Carter) and I carry it around with me everywhere. I've folded one side up and coloured the other red. My friends absolutely hate my staple, but I love her. It sounds insane and I'm sure it is so there's no real point in debating my sanity. Genius is next to madness as I always say (in my defense). And now I also have a little green witch voodoo-esque witch that I carry everywhere. She is named Elphie.

Okay, I have this horrible habit of switching obsessions at alarming rates. Currently, the victim of this is Farscape. That means I'm actually back to straight pairings. Though that's okay because one half of the pairing is Aeryn Sun. There is nothing better than being obsessed with Scifi because they always have the really sexy female aliens. It's just a fact. So... that leads me to Aeryn/Crichton. I love Stark too, just because he is so insane. I hate him one minute because he won't stop whining, and then I love him because he is just awesome. Same with Noranti, though I tend to like her a lot more often. I could go on about Farscape forever. I also love Stargate SG-1. This one goes back a few years to my step-dad buying me the first two seasons. Now I'm hooked on Daniel/Vala, though. Do you see the connection between the two series? Yes, it happens to be Claudia Black. What can I say? I like foreigners. So.. yes, current obsession centering mainly around Aeryn Sun. She is just great.

This is where I swear up and down that I will get fanfic posted, but I'm still scared drenless. I actually have one Chenzel fanfic finished, but I'm way too worried to post it. We'll see... maybe I'll post it.

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Power, Wealth and Social Status by Excessively Complex reviews
This is the story of the life of Bellatrix Black; a life ruled by power, wealth and social status. Split into two parts, the story loosely follows that of the Harry Potter books along with some added twists for drama. Voldemort/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 271,662 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 12/19/2007 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Secret Part I by handymans muse reviews
This is just another little mind-flip about the castle-occupants.It s about the time whilst creating Rocky.This story attaches importance to the characters,their thoughts and interacting.LC: Riff Raff. There's a closely guarded secret no one knows...
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 65,089 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Riff Raff - Complete
You Know, Support Groups Boy by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Jack calls Marla after his apartment explodes, and actually talks to her. Thing is, he never told her his name so he is forced to identify himself as Support Groups Boy. Jack and Marla living together! Jack x Marla. Now complete.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Parenthood Part 2 by GorgeousSmile reviews
Sequel to Parenthood. Maureen and Joanne raising a family. Set four years after the first one. MoJo of course. With Boho cameo's. Complete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 67,194 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Growing by xlawa reviews
--"You both have entered an entirely different world," Todd declared lowly.-- One evening, Mrs. Lovett experiences torture not unlike Lucy Barker's. A story of rape, betrayal, and passion. Soon to be Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Wounded by GelNimbus reviews
AU. Life and death hang in the balance when a serious injury places Glinda and Elphaba in a race against time. Gelphie.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,486 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007
They all deserve to die, even you Mrs Lovett by Shitty Chicken Gang Bang reviews
What it'd be like if Sweeney Todd beats up Mrs Lovett. a little violent, but not too bad... He's drunk and won't remember any of it the next day... Which doesn't help when everyone soon discovers the secret of Mrs Lovett's meat pies.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,580 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
28 de Diciembre by NellieLovet reviews
One-shot. Alcohol, una fiesta y confusión, mucha confusión. ¿¡Porque diantres no se acuerda de lo que hizo anoche con el Sr. Todd?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Parody Barber of that One Spooky Street by Jedees reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd of not-so-epic proportions.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Pain by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Mrs. Lovett likes the pain. She enjoys being pushed against the wall and having the razor pressed against her throat, cause she'd rather feel pain than nothing at all.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Unconventional by Ravin' Raven reviews
There's a new face at Mrs. Lovett's pie shop that has it's gaze set directly on winning Mrs. Lovett's heart, but Mr. Sweeney Todd stands directly in the way.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,120 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Being Found by Milena D reviews
Rating changed to M! What if Daniel and Vala had been reunited soon after Prometheus Unbound, before any of Season 9? How would their lives unfold? Pretty AU with much DV and team!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,820 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Vala, D. Jackson
The Widest Spectrum by RoleplayCracktastic reviews
Mrs. Lovett knows Sweeney can never love her so she goes to desperate lengths to end the pain. Will Toby and his new friend be able to help her? And will Sweeney ever be able to warm his heart? SWEENETT M-Rated starting at Chapter 8
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,638 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
LIBERTINES AND LIBERATION by Literal Literary reviews
This series is set after season 10. Daniel, Vala and the rest of SG1 deal with the mysteries of Vala's past the politics of funding the SGC and each other. This series is set both on Earth and off world.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 214,361 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala
The Woes of a Lovelorn Seductress by Excessively Complex reviews
Follow the Woes of the Lovelorn Seductress Bellatrix Lestrange as she battles with love, loss and Lord Voldemort. Now made AU by the release of the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,888 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort