ThatKlutzCalledBella
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Joined 06-30-08, id: 1619098, Profile Updated: 06-07-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Misc. Books, and Camp Rock.

Hi, I'm ThatKlutzCalledBella, and I'm just your average Twilight-Obsessed female.

I love reading fanfics. I like the colour green. I don't like dolphins. I want to start my own Practice as an OB/GYN. I'm knitting a scarf - A green one. Team Edward (I was Team Jacob for like, TWO WHOLE YEARS but yeah, Eddie got the better of me). Team Gale. Team Percabeth. Team Eric. Team Damon. Team Stark. Team Anti-Ginny (Is that a real team? It should be. Harry should be with anyone who isn't Ginny. Or Cho. So basically just me. Or Luna...) Pretty standard stuff really.

UPDATE:

Yep, I've pretty much given up on my writing. Sorry for any inconvenience to the few people who had read any of my stories so far. Who knows, I might continue with them in the future, but there's literally more chance of a sparking phallus falling from the heavens and landing in my coffee. But thank you so much to the people who did show an interest, you mean a lot.


You should check out some of my favourite authors and stories, too. They have some fudging amazing stuff on here. Like really. Do it. Now. You'll love at least one of them. Guaranteed.


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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 410,123 - Reviews: 24836 - Favs: 6,443 - Follows: 6,556 - Updated: 11/30 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8288 - Favs: 7,982 - Follows: 7,809 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen - the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group - is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9793 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Exposed by kdc2239 reviews
An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Cowardly Lion by laughablelamb reviews
Edward Cullen is beyond shy, Bella Swan has similar issues, and Alice, given an opportunity she never thought possible, has a plan that she hopes will help them both understand the value of a little human interaction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 336,167 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rebel Child, and a Preacher's Daughter by i'm random girl reviews
Bella is trying to break out of the mold her Baptist preacher father has made for her. She tries to remain true to herself while falling for the bad boy. Follow her on her road to self discovery. AH.M-rated for language,sex,drugs,drinking,religious ref.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 213,127 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9490 - Favs: 8,532 - Follows: 5,738 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Awkward Moment by Sakrea reviews
...When your best friend undergoes a rather attractive transformation and comes to you for help. Steve Rogers x Tony Stark if you squint. Rated for suggestive themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Favorite Accident by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,848 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fame and Fate by ericastwilight reviews
Best selling author Isabella Swan is pushed to play the lead role from one of her books. Edward Cullen is the sexy, younger actor playing her love interest on and off screen. But love in the spotlight is hard and there is a threat. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Sweet Monster by Kapootya reviews
OOC, AU, lemons, Cannon couples. Edward is a martial arts fighter, a human, and just moved to Forks. Bella is a vampire within the Cullen family who just moved back to Forks from Italy. Lots of messed up scenarios and drama! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,922 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
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Dead To Me
He was never a model father. After Aven's mother died after a 'hit and run' she and her father moved to New Jersey. Still, life was far from perfect. Her father turned back to alcohol and blamed Aven for everything wrong in his sorry life. JoeJonasFF
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Run, Run Like You Do reviews
Yeah, it does tend to suck a little when even your parents would choose your sh**ty straight-A student of a brother over you. They say I’m a rebel without a cause. But I say I’m just a teenager. Joe Jonas Fan Fiction. Rated M For Adult... Situations.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
It's Not His Fault He Felt That Way reviews
Edward leaves. Bella dies on the inside, but struggles to somehow hold on the the pain. To hold onto that memory, no matter how much it hurts. Funny One-Shot. Please read, Story A LOT better than the summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Good Is Love? reviews
Isabella Swan was just 30 minutes late for a meeting and her life was turned upside down. After being fired from her job at Cullen & Co. just 2 days before her 26th birthday, Bella realises that there's just a little more to life than punctuality...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward