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Joined 06-30-08, id: 1619104, Profile Updated: 07-19-10
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, and To Kill a Mockingbird.
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Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 335 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Advisor by hammondgirl reviews
Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firetrucks, Burgers and Vegetarians by Irritable Grizzzly reviews
For Bronzehairedgirl620's Epic T-Rated Contest. Alice & Bella go to In N' Out Burger, where they meet two firemen. Alice immediately hits it off with one of them. How hard can it be to get your friend to talk to the handsome green-eyed EMT?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
P is for Pianissimo by Ginger-Snapp reviews
Bella never hung out with Jacob, Edward never came back. She got accepted to Washington State.What happens when the little reminders start to make her heal? Possibility of more chapters, but unlikely.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
An Open Window by JK5959 reviews
Months after Edward leaves, Bella finds a letter on her bed. There is only one person who could accomplish such a feat without being noticed. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lemon Bars by Angel Ren reviews
Fluffic! Companion to Cupcakes. Edward gets to return Bella's favor and help her make her lemon bars. Superfluff one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truelovemultiplies by xoxo41 reviews
My first fanfic! Edward finally gave into Bella's pleading, and now she's pregnant. How will it affect them and how do they feel about it? Review please! Rated T for mild language. Chapter Epilogue Part II up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,899 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Kiss by JK5959 reviews
After a phone call from her agent telling her that she's landed a role in an upcoming movie, Bella celebrates the good news. B/E AH AU One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meadow by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
After sixteen years of ignorance, Elizabeth Masen, daughter of Edward and Bella, decides it's time to find out who, and what, she really, truly is. A summer with her grandfather in Forks might be all she really needs. Full summary inside. T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,641 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Father's Ruminations by An LOTR Freak reviews
A night of horror turns into a night of contemplation as Nessie discovers what it really means to be a Cullen and Edward realizes just how fragile his daughter's strength can be.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Am by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
That girl, so much like the deer before me that knows not that death watches it, is to blame. I dare not think her name now. Lest I turn around. - Edward loses control. Just once. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Wine by OhMyWord reviews
They felt soft as they smoothed some hair away from my face. It scared me how good it felt and I sat upright and slid away from him. He looked surprised and something else, embarrassed? It was like I’d caught him doing something wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out by Angel Ren reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! Fluff! Vampire baseball - with Bella. The newborn gets her shot at swinging the bat and playing the game. Pure EdwardxBella fluff. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sammamish High by Washingtongirl23 reviews
Edward never came back and Bella gets a job as a teacher. Everything seems to be going great until an unexpected person walks into her classroom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,339 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Back to School by Washingtongirl23 reviews
Bella has graduated and Victoria is gone. Everything is going great until Bella gets a call from the school saying that she has some missing credits from going to Phoenix High. As she packs to leave she hears that Phoenix is going to have a cloudy week...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Girl of our Lost Son by lavenderxbella reviews
Elizabeth and Edward Masen, two reunited loves who are vampires visit the grave of their son. While there they find a brown haired girl whispering their son's name....AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Elizabeth
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Movie Night by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: A night at home with the Cullens and Bella. Set shortly after Bella and Edward return from Phoenix after James’ attack. Family fluff and teasing. Esme’s POV. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Reunion by redfeatherz reviews
A oneshot about Bella and Edward's class reunion. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lucky by unicornhime reviews
Bella took Edward back without hesitation, but what about the other students of Forks High? Edward realizes just how lucky he is. Post New-Moon, Pre-Eclipse, EPOV One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prom Night Algebra by Jude Mackenzie reviews
After a decade of being married, Alice forces Bella and Edward into reliving a former experience: school prom. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward in and out? of a tux…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Under the Stars by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Want to do something fun?" he asked suddenly. "What do you mean?" I replied. "Climb on my back and you'll see..." EXB FLUFF TO THE MAX! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by Marcy and Roo reviews
This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Beginning by there-is-only-1 reviews
Sophia Dwyer lived a happy life in sunny Jacksonville with her parents. But what happens when a big move brings up thoughts about a long lost sister who had been kept hidden from Sophia? When past dangers resurface will she survive? 1st fanfiction
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,972 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
The Laughing Stream by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Bella and the Cullen's discover the secret of Note Passing and AIM. What fun will they have? What trouble will they get into? Bach, the Bleach Monster, Exploding COOKIES! Read on to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Death Most Desired by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Car Fantasies by purrbastian reviews
So what was Edward REALLY up to in his car when he ditched Biology? Read and find out! Warning: extreme and total smut/lemon. You HAVE been warned. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
The Nuances of Perfection by hpdork22 reviews
A new student reacts to the Cullen's on her first day. AU Future Fic, Spoilers through Eclipse to be cautious. Nothing really M about this fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Shh, Annabel, it's Just Me by Munch-a-Bunch reviews
The night of the Fashion Party Sleepover Owen and Annabel actually did kiss for a looong time. OxA Oneshot.
Someone Like You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Impossible by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
Edward has just killed Victoria, with plenty of eyewitnesses, including Charlie, and just about all of the students Forks High School. How will Bella and the rest of the Cullens explain to them what has happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
What not to do after reading twilight by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Things I came up with on what not to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Lab Partners by VampireApple reviews
Remeber the two students that had their books open under the table during the fist lab in Twilight? This is their story. No pairings. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Collide by Bri and Aly Inc reviews
Basically a oneshot RemyXDexter fanfic for this Lulaby. A romantic little take on a contest that gets out of hand. Read & Review. Total and complete fluff. By Aly
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
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Whiskey Lullaby reviews
Bella leaves Edward and spends her whole life trying to drink his memory away. Written for TLS Lyrics and Lemons Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Death of A Friend reviews
He’d said when they changed her and it was time to leave Forks they would fake her death. That day has finally come. How does Mike react? A collaboration between twilighters-anonymous and I-really-do-bite. Written for the Epic T-Rated One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Playboy Bunny reviews
Bella Swan, a Playboy Bunny, goes to her ten-year reunion, where she runs into Edward Cullen, a successful lawyer she's had a crush on since high school. AH. B/E One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Opposite of Ordinary reviews
Just a short ramble. Bella reflecting over her life with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
In The Eyes of Courage reviews
Just a short poem about courage I wrote for English class.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Hallway Encounter reviews
Bella gets questioned by a random student while waiting on Edward. One-shot. Bpov. Takes place during Twilight. Bit of fluff. Drable.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Caught reviews
Edward and Bella are enjoying a nice, quite day at the Cullen house and get a little surprise when they are making out. Mostly fluff. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Gets Dirty reviews
Emmett decides to send some...inaproppriate images towards Edward in his mind. Rated for humor and horror, because of the scary images you will think about!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
La Bella Italia reviews
Host and servers POV at La Bella Italia in Twilight. Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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