Author has written 9 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Bleach, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Avatar: Last Airbender, Highschool of the Dead, and Avengers.
So, I thought I might update my profile, seeing as how I haven't since I started it up. A lot has changed since then, so I might as well stay up-to-date. Um, so here it goes
My name is Rick Jimenez. I am twenty years old, which is so awesome. I still work at Barnes & Noble, and I'm still very irritated when I don't have cigarettes, but I'm trying to quit now. I'm finally off probation now, and I'm hoping to keep it that way. I've already taken care of that whole problem with illegal weed, since I got my medical marijuana license for chronic migraines (heh). Brownish eyes, darkish skin, blackish hair, stuff like that. I have a Himalayan cat and a big ol' mutt for a dog. I have moved in with my grandmother to help her out around the house (and to save some money, but keep that on the DL). I like rock, and metal, and punk, and hip hop, and country, and rap, and blues, and classical, and soul, and pretty much any music that isn't bubblegum pop (cough*Justin Beiber*cough). Give me some Slayer or 213, a blunt of some bomb, maybe a mixed drink, and I'll be set.
My favorite smokes, as my picture suggests, are Marlboro Reds, size 100s. None of that pussy Light shit, and I absolutely hate menthols. They give me indigestion, for some reason. I also like smoking American Spirits, too. They're a lot less harsh, and as oxymoronic as this may sound, actually quite good for you, considering it's pure tobacco, and does not include any rat poison or tar or whatever shit cigs have in 'em these days.
My favorite beer, hands down, is Blue Moon: Summer Honey Ale. Oh. My. God. If you haven't tried this beer yet, you really need to. It's like drinking a little piece of heaven. It's made by the same company as Blue Moon, and has much of the same ingredients, but it also has honey. Yes, that's right. Honey. It literally just washes away that harsh yeast and hops taste, and you can't taste anything but the honey in the afterswish. It's so good, it makes me wanna stick my dick in it...no, I want it to stick its dick in me!(Beerfest, don't sue me!)
My favorite anime would have to be . . . Fullmetal Alchemist. There's no reason that I don't like any others more. Fullmetal just has the best animation, best storylines, the characters have perfect timing on the jokes and pratfalls, and the characters themselves are just so believable. Except for the fact that some of them can change something into something else by clapping their hands or snapping their fingers. Heh.
My favorite book is definitely World War Z. I was working the night shift one day, and I was restocking the great literary works like To Kill a Mockingbird, Red Badge of Courage, and the always-awesome Huckleberry Finn when I pull out this book whose cover is all bloody and weird looking. I pick it up, flip through the first pages, and I'm hooked! It's the best book of all time, in my opinion, but hey, I'm not your mom. I can't tell you to read it, but I do highly recomend it. Trust me.
My favorite marijuana is Golden Haze, hands-down. If you've never tried it, go and find someone who sells the crap and go smoke it up. Then return to your home, get on WordPerfect and put your fingers to the keys. When you wake up the next morning, you'll either have the start of a masterpiece, or you won't be able to make heads or tails of whatever the hell it was you did.
My favorite person at the moment is my grandmother, as sad as that sounds. I had a recent breakup that tore me up a bit, but whatever. Live and love and live some more, y'know? Anyway, yeah.
My favorite TV show is...well, uh, I don't have a favorite. I like The Walking Dead, Scrubs, The Office, Parks and Recreation, The Simpson, Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Weeds, Tosh.0, The Deadliest Warrior, House, M.D., Top Gear (the British one), Doctor Who, and a few shows on the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon. Hey, don't look at me like that.
And lastly, my favorite fanfic author at the moment is jbern the great. He's exclusively a Harry Potter fic writer, but the stories he's done and is doing right now are among the best on this site, and possibly better than some actual stories I've read. Check him out if you've got time.
So that's about it. Until I figure out what else to put on this page, read my four works in progress. They aren't the best works out there, but they sure as hell ain't the worst. Believe me.
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