THEAwesomestPersonEVER
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Joined 06-30-08, id: 1619362, Profile Updated: 01-23-09
Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, and Bleach.

Wow! I have my very own profile page? Why that's, that's...awesome. Why don't I tell you about my self?

Description of Myself...AWAY!!

Hmmm...maybe we should start with my gender.

GENDER!!: I'm a girl

Age:...I have no age... gosh...~scoffs~...gosh...~scoffs~...gosh...~gets hit by a rock~. OK, I'M SORRY!!...geez.

Music: I like all types of music, but I'm not too fond of country, but I like Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood

TV/Movies: I like all types of shows ( Cartoon, Anime, Reality, etc...) And I especially like comedy. I just like to laugh! I like all types of movies (again...) Except horror...for some strange reason, I can't go to sleep after seeing someone's head get slashed off and I can't handle all vugler scenes! I just don't get it!

Personality: Ok, I'm not gonna lie, I am a little crazy...ok, a LOT crazy, but it's not my fault...IT'S YOURS!! ahem I'm nice, I like to have fun, and I LOVES animals!!

Fav. Quotes...

-Boy's are like sour patches: Sour, Sweet, Gone.

-I wouldn't call it acting childish, I would call it...being...simply and blissfully young...

-I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get you off... (I know, song title...a really long song title...)

-I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down - No problem...

-To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness... I hope you're getting this down.

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

-Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

-We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

-I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

-You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

-On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

- Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

-Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

-Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.

-Everytime a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies', there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.

-Only a child of five could understand this: Fetch me a child of five.

-Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

-Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Some Quotes I found on someone's page (They actually make sense...0.o...)

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

-An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

-Life was so simple when boys had cooties

-I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

-I ran with scissors, and lived! (So true! I was sooooooooo excited...)

-My imaginary friends say I have mental problems.

-He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

-I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

-If you can't convince them, confuse them.

-How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom you're on.

-Caution: Cape does NOT enable user to fly.

-Its not enough to succeed, other must fail in the process.

-No one is listening until you make a mistake.

-Success always happens in private, failure in full view.

-I wonder how much deeper the ocean without sponges.

All righty, we've come to the end of my profile ~sniffle~ I know! It's HORRIBLE!! Well, SO LONG!! ~crys hysterically~ Why?! Why?! WHY?! ~gets taken away by clinical people~

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The Boy Next Door by Black Ice and Blood Rain reviews
I'm not a picky man. As long as she wasn't ugly or sick, I could have her on her back in five seconds flat. But "the wench"...she was both, not to mention irritating and brazen. It was easy to promise her mother I wouldn't take her. Now I wish I hadn't...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,945 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
You, Me, and Baby by Niham reviews
It takes a village to raise a child...or in the case of Ichigo and Rukia's infant son, the Gotei 13. A series of giggly Ichiruki/baby drabbles. R&R please.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
60 days without my leg by Virg reviews
Robin has broken his leg in battle and is forced to spend 2 months on the couch in Titan tower. 60 days of angst, antics, fun, boredom and romance ensue.. rated M for language, RR, themes and sexual refs RobRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Robin, Raven
New Pet by d-E-a-D-12349876-a-C-c-O-u-N-t reviews
Yoruichi has always been the only one in Kisuke's life, but when the Urahara Shop gets a new guest, will Yoruichi be able to show that she is the top dog...or cat...in Kisuke's life. Please read and review. I hope that you enjoy it... chappie 2 is up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Yoruichi S., K. Urahara
The Diary of a Black Cat by Bluebellis reviews
This is Yoruichi, and I command you to read my diary, or else you’re not allowed to live anymore. I’ll feed you to Omaeda. He eats children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Yoruichi S.
In the Family Way by Vicki So reviews
Royal pregnancies, crazy fans and a whole new war against a not-that-deadly foe...does it get any more cracktastic than this? Drabble series sequel to "Til Death Do Us Part." COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 60,012 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Songbirds by KamikazeDestiny08 reviews
Gokocho Nichira-san, also known as Tokyo's Songbird, isn't at all too happy actually she's quite pissed about having to record an album with Uchiha Sasuke. Will the handsome raven able to use his great looks, dark personality, and illustrious voice to wo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Phones Tie Me To You by MianneKrielle reviews
She walked straight into his arms and knew this was right, this was home, this was love.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mesmerize by Cadaverous Apples reviews
Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets, and Ginny Weasley has been living a large one. And when two Slytherins save her from it, she might be in far deeper than she could have guessed....DGB. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,613 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
IcyHot by PaulThomasAnderson reviews
A Zutara love epic. RxR plz
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Tower of Terror by DarkGirlRavenGrayson reviews
Raven and Robin are home when the others get 'Wicked Scary 3', so he makes his move on Raven. Her emotions come out, she loses her powers and the Tower turns into a horror house. Until she accepts and admits she loves him no ones getting in... or out.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,528 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - [Raven, Robin] - Complete
7 Things I Hate About Miley by LolliNirvana reviews
A tad bit of Miley Hating. A parody of the crappy song '7 things I hate about you'. If you like Miley? Don't look at this.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Wench by Neko Oni reviews
MatsuHitsu. See inside for actual title . Over the years, Matsumoto has been called many things. Now she wants to set the record straight.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2008 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Teen Titans: Comedy Club by RobinRocks reviews
What an optimistic title! A multichaptered parody of and including bad fanfiction, OCs, pairings, DeviantART, crossovers, AUs, Harry Potter, and, most importantly, OTHER Teen Titans fanfiction parodies!111!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Laundry by PHii reviews
Robin finds something interesting in Raven's laundry. Raven&Robin Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Just a Piercing by Kane Shi Megami reviews
[IchixRuki] Fluff. What is that! Don’t be so stupid Renji that’s obviously a piercing. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Don't Cha by Fairytale Mistress reviews
Hermione’s got a plan to get Ron out of the hands of another girl! What happens when 6 crazy girls get a hold of a crazy song, some crazy clothes, and some crazy dance moves? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Thank You For The Venom by Emmery reviews
After Raven is raped and becomes pregnant, she turns to one titan for help. But will she end up falling for him? Cursing, violence and hostility all around. RobRae,Suggested BBRae, Tragic RobStar and get ready SladeStar! Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Osculation by artemisgirl reviews
Robin's a bit nervous about kissing, so Raven offers to give him a few lessons... ; -oneshot- RobinRaven a light fluffy fic
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Raven, Robin - Complete
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The Best and Worst of Both Worlds reviews
What happens when two music superstars with complete polar opposite personalities are supposed to make an album together? Read to find out! And please, feel free to review! :D Oh,and don't worry, NO Hannah Montana songs here, despite the title.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,145 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Raven, Robin
Hair reviews
Ichigo ran a sluggish hand through his hair, imagining that it was her soft, smooth hand instead of his hard and calloused one. 'Maybe I should grow my hair longer...'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Purple reviews
So what if it's his favorite color? No need to make a big deal! Besides, he had his reasons...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
7 Deadly Sins reviews
Just my perspective on how the 7 Deadly Sins work their ways into Rukia and Ichigo's lives. Maybe those Seven 'Deadly' Sins aren't so deadly after all... Join the IchiRuki party!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
So Cute! reviews
Ok, I suck at summaries, but you can try to read it anyway! :D
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Raven, Robin - Complete