Wow! I have my very own profile page? Why that's, that's...awesome. Why don't I tell you about my self?

Description of Myself...AWAY!!

Hmmm...maybe we should start with my gender.

GENDER!!: I'm a girl

Age:...I have no age... gosh...~scoffs~...gosh...~scoffs~...gosh...~gets hit by a rock~. OK, I'M SORRY!!...geez.

Music: I like all types of music, but I'm not too fond of country, but I like Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood

TV/Movies: I like all types of shows ( Cartoon, Anime, Reality, etc...) And I especially like comedy. I just like to laugh! I like all types of movies (again...) Except horror...for some strange reason, I can't go to sleep after seeing someone's head get slashed off and I can't handle all vugler scenes! I just don't get it!

Personality: Ok, I'm not gonna lie, I am a little crazy...ok, a LOT crazy, but it's not my fault...IT'S YOURS!! ahem I'm nice, I like to have fun, and I LOVES animals!!

Fav. Quotes...

-Boy's are like sour patches: Sour, Sweet, Gone.

-I wouldn't call it acting childish, I would call it...being...simply and blissfully young...

-I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get you off... (I know, song title...a really long song title...)

-I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down - No problem...

-To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness... I hope you're getting this down.

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

-Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

-We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

-I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

-You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

-On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

- Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

-Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

-Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.

-Everytime a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies', there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.

-Only a child of five could understand this: Fetch me a child of five.

-Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

-Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Some Quotes I found on someone's page (They actually make sense...0.o...)

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

-An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

-Life was so simple when boys had cooties

-I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

-I ran with scissors, and lived! (So true! I was sooooooooo excited...)

-My imaginary friends say I have mental problems.

-He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

-I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

-If you can't convince them, confuse them.

-How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom you're on.

-Caution: Cape does NOT enable user to fly.

-Its not enough to succeed, other must fail in the process.

-No one is listening until you make a mistake.

-Success always happens in private, failure in full view.

-I wonder how much deeper the ocean without sponges.

All righty, we've come to the end of my profile ~sniffle~ I know! It's HORRIBLE!! Well, SO LONG!! ~crys hysterically~ Why?! Why?! WHY?! ~gets taken away by clinical people~