Author has written 9 stories for Death Note, Inuyasha, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, and Yu Yu Hakusho.
80 of the teen population has moved on to rap or hip hop. if u are the 20 that rocks on everyday, then put this on ur profile! ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
PREPARE TO ENTER A WORLD THAT WILL CONFUSE YOU...READ WITH CAUTION...AND I DID TYPE THIS PART OUT OF BOREDOM.
I'M NOT DONE WITH ANY OF MY STORIES. DUE TO SCHOOL, I'VE BEEN BUSY. DON'T WORRY, I'M DOING MY BEST TO FINISH THE STORIES. PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP ON ME.
INTERESTS: Drawing, Drumming, Singing, Being with Friends, Writing, Being Alone, Thinking, Reading, Being Crazy
A LITTLE ABOUT ME: Ok, first of all, I'm not a preppy girl, nor am I really popular. In fact, I'm an outcast. But, who cares? I'm super funny, nice, and smart. I'm crazy (well, in a joking sense), and random. My friend are my life. Love them forever. To all the people who hate me (basically, most popular people), I'm a quiet, mean emo girl who hates anything and everything, and who's a target. Well, who keeps winning all the battles? ME!! Well, that's it here. Later.
MUSIC: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Pantera, Nirvana, Eminem, Panic At The Disco, Sum 41, Linkin Park, Aerosmith, Kanye West, Husker Du, Good Charlotte, Korn, Lil Wayne, Disturbed, Anthrax, Children of Bodom, Judas Priest, Led Zepplin. Anything that is rock, metal, death metal, and only rap with meaning (rap today sucks, Eminem's the only exception).
FAVORITE ANIME: Death Note, Naruto, Code Geass, Inuyasha, Tactics
FAVORITE COLORS: Black, Red, Purple and Blood Red
FAVORITE STORY I WROTE: I guess it has to be the one with Tira. It was my first, and I think it's awesome.
TV SHOWS/MOVIES: Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Spongebob, South Park, Oblongs, Mission Hill, Parental Control, Next, Drawn Together, Metalocalypse, Chucky, Saw, 1408, Disturbia, The Butterfly Effect, Dumb and Dumber, Wayne's World
WHO I WISH I COULD MEET:...Um...Hitler and all of Children of Bodom.
MY FRIENDS ON HERE: chibichibimoonstar, ItsukoLawliet, b4k4-san, xXDeath-N'-HellXx, AmY-DyLaN-SoHiA-aNiKi
FAVORITE CHARACTERS: Don't have one. I love them all.
SAYINGS I LIKE:
A friend will ask why you're crying; a best friend will already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
A friend will come bail you out of of jail; a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn...we fucked up."
When life gives you lemons, sit on a roof and throw them at people.
You got enemies? Good, that means you actually stood up for something in your life.- Eminem
You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling "Someone is gonna get it."
”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you are going down.”
People living deeply have no fear of death.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends.If not, they weren't true friends in the first place.
True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.
When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
DN CHARACTER: (if you wanna use her, you need my permission)
NAME: Tanya Reynold (WAMMY VERSION)
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5"2/110 lbs.
CLOTHING: Main colors are dark colors.
PERSONALITY: She's very quiet. She takes her time when trying to trust you. Has a VERY short temper. Hates losing. When you're mad at her, she acts like she doesn't care (it really pisses people off). She can be very stubborn. Otherwise, she is extremely loyal, very smart (though she really never pays attention), very funny, and a good friend. She hates seeing her friends upset. Enjoys fighting. Her emotions usually never get the better of her. Can be a little crazy. LOVES pranks. She WILL fight you back, no matter what. Kinda paranoid.
ODD FACTS: She likes crackers to death. She loves to argue. She has an extremely scary death glare. She likes painting and taking photos. She likes stacking stuff up, then pushing it over. She can't pay attention, and spaces out easily. She's easily bored. Becomes a total monster when she's angry. Hates ducks. Will try anything once. Can do handstands easily. Likes anything that spins.
APPEARANCE: She has bright blue eyes, is skinny, has waist length black hair with red streaks, and is pale. Average height.
LIKES: Fighting, arguing, sleeping, painting, being with her friends, and goofing off.
HATES: Losing, being serious, nerds, bells, and people who don't defend themselves. And Apollo.
HOW SHE WOUND UP AT WAMMY'S: Her parents were shot in front of her eyes. They told her to run, to be strong, and to follow her heart. She wound up in a small orphanage, where she immediately became the top girl. No one disrespected her, and everyone looked up to her (though she never noticed...). The owners were impressed, so they tested her. She wound up being smart enough to go to Wammy's. Whenever she's asked about her past, she either tells you to butt out, or tells a completely different story. She only tells her past to the people she feels she can trust her life to. Doesn't really care about Roger's rules.
BIRTHDAY: 11/15, making her a Scorpio.
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'4"/115 lbs.
PERSONALITY: Luna is an open minded girl, but is slightly cautios and paranoid. She loves being with friends, and loves life. She'll try most things once. Can be stubborn and quiet, but when you get her talking, she loves it. Pretty easy going, and all for justice. Is very curious. She can be pessimistic, but usually laughs at her remarks. Luna loves people, protecting people, fighting people, even arguing. But, she still trys to get along with everyone she can. Luna is a very determined girl, she aims to win when it's for something she believes in.
ODD FACTS: Stays up most of the night. She loves sour and spicy foods. She detests having to clean, but will do it anyway. She's very interested in the occult, but never lets anyone know that. She absolutely loves magic, and wishes to learn some one day. She likes to sing, mainly to herself. If she's in a bad mood, her eyes turn slightly blue.
APPEARANCE: Reddish pink hair, dark maroon eyes, and moonlight-like skin. Wears a black tank top, a white hoodie, a black skirt, and blue mini shorts underneath it. Onyx colored shoes on her feet. She also wears a necklace with five blue pearls on it, a lucky bracelet, (and later in the story), a strange locket on a chain.
LIKES: Peace, Friends, Winning, Animals, Justice, and Music
HATES: Losing, Evil, Unfairness, Creeps, Shady People, Boredom
STEREOTYPE: She doesn't have one. They don't exist in Kingdom Hearts.
HOW SHE WOUND UP ON DESTINY ISLANDS: No body knows where Luna first lived, not even herself. It's a mystery, but she appeared on the islands mysteriously one night.
BIRTHDAY: 6/12, making her a Gemini.
NOW FOR SOMETHING RANDOM:
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Music is like candy; all rappers must be thrown away. (I MEAN THAT)
If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Faermage-KH Junkie, Breaker deGodot, ChildOfAnime
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't write this to your profile.
Abortion is murder, and so is taking stem cells form unborn babies. If you agree, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the damned Rabbit some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you ever cursed loudly and then realized your parents were standing nearby, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate racism,copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Simon Cowell Speaks the truth copy and paste this into you profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 26 of 2006 just because it was "too small" or "off it's orbit" for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this into your profile!
If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you could read that put it in your profile!.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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If you could read that put it in your profile.
You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Read each sentence ONE AT A TIME! This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is person cat This is who cat This is has cat This is too cat This is much cat This is free cat This is time cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line
You know you live in the year 2000+ when...
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Read each sentence ONE AT A TIME!
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is person cat
This is who cat
This is has cat
This is too cat
This is much cat
This is free cat
This is time cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
Well, I guess that's it. Please enjoy my stories. If you got any complaints, want an OC in my story, wanna chat, or anything, just PM me. HAHA. Well, so long for now.
What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!
· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.
· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.
· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.
· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
· Don't let what others think decide who you are.
· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone.
· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.
· Don't let your life wait for other people.
· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.
· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work.
· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!
· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
· Don't do cheers off a diving board.
· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.
· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.
· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.
· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.
· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
· Nothing is ever too good to be true.
· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.
· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!
· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.
· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!
· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.
· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.
· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.
· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
· You never know when you're making a memory.
· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.
· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!
· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.
· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.
· Milk crates make boring pets.
· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.
· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. Never.
· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.
· God doesn't make junk.
· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.
· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.
· Dance like no one is watching.
."Rap" rhymes with "crap" for a reason.
· Write like no one is gonna read your words.
· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.
· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.
· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry
· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight
· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade
· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fight with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a girl. - Light Mischief
· The world is a place full of darkness. We sstumble along and never see where we're going, and the shadows make our passage hard, but there are occasional patches of light that help us find our way. These patches are called friends. Treasure them, because they're just like us, stumbling thorugh a world of darkness. -Faermage-KH Junkie
. When you are fighting for something you love, never give up. Because if you give up on something that important, you will lose a little self respect from yourself.
REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU
I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm CALIFORNIAN so I MUST know how to surf.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.