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Author has written 33 stories for Being Human, Twilight, Naruto, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kuroshitsuji, Supernatural, and Teen Wolf.

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name: skittle A cullen

age: 16

gender: Whatever tickles my fancy

books: Anything written by John Green, manga, Percy Jackson series, ink heart series, Hunger Games,

TV shows: Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Torchwood, Misfits, Skins, Hemlock Grove

Movies: High Road, Avengers, Chicago

music: I like everything but my main music rn is like Slow Kids At Play, Falling in Reverse, Pierce the Veil, Paramore

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Welcome to my fan fiction, there is no escape

kisses from jasper to you all

OKAI

So I don't actually write here anymore, I do all my writing on my AO3account now.


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Oresama's Nekogirisu by Erikroolsall reviews
After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/15/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia
The Body Shoppe by robovacation reviews
"You want to work here? Get on your knees." Sebastian owns an adult toy store and hires an unruly college student.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 309,018 - Reviews: 5693 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Rules: ugh! by splash1998 reviews
Derek had set rules when it came to his pack. First, no maiming or killing specific human members. No gnawing on the furniture. No having sex in anyone's bedroom apart from their own. And fourth? No peeing Derek off. Though - these never really worked out. Pack includes: Stiles, Scott, Derek, Peter, Erica, Boyd, Jackson, Lydia, Allison, Isaac. Series of one-shots! Some swearing.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Everything is New by Mitch82 reviews
The boys deal with what really happened at the Mystery Spot, and with Dean's crossroads deal. Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,135 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
American Sex Bracelets by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
Summary- The other nations have noticed America has started wearing these weird, colored bracelets. What do they mean? The nations are determined to find out. I don't know if they have sex bracelets anywhere other than America...but read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America - Complete
Simple Love by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
Love? Whatever. So many things can get in the way of true love - A story of scheming, jealousy and a whole lot of fuss about not much at all. In other words, it's Much Ado About Nothing, Doctor Who style! Eventual Donna/Jack, Doctor/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/13/2008 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] [Donna N., Jack H.] - Complete
I See Your Heart in the Darkness of Me by demonkatgurl17 reviews
A chance encounter with Peter Hale leaves Stiles wanting more, but will he regret what he gets?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,937 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Stiles, Peter H.
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
The Right Number by kyaticlikestea reviews
When Stiles Stilinski's phone gets switched at the gym, he really just wants it back. The last thing he's expecting is to fall hopelessly in lust with the guy who's got his phone. So, of course, that's exactly what happens.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,089 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Ashyboy, I love you by once-upon-a-dream012 reviews
Ash cant resist him ever since that first night, Gary has fallen hard what happens when Professor Oak is gone for a whole week? Boy on boy, Yaoi, Smut. Review please!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi
Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Courtship by hollydermovoi reviews
Angels are traditional, and the Winchesters remain unamused
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Our Sweet Rapture by Chiyume reviews
After a hunt gone wrong leaves Sam transfigured and Castiel drained of his grace, Dean is not only left to tend to them both, but for some reason also finds himself having both involuntarily and graphically inappropriate thoughts about the angel in question. Now if only Cas could stop getting so close to him all the time, maybe he could figure out what was going on?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 165,438 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
What to Expect When You Aren't Expecting by LifelessLil reviews
So being the Mate of an Alpha was never supposed to be easy, especially when said Alpha is a big sourwolf, but Stiles is making it work. That is until he finds out that he's PREGNANT all because Derek couldn't keep his stupid teeth to himself. God, what is the Pack going to say? Gulp! What is his DAD going to say! Sterek, M-preg, teen wolf
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
The Diary of Dean Winchester by MonroeHipsPoisonLips reviews
WINCEST Sam is in love with his brother and he never thought Dean would feel the same way, until he finds Dean's diary. Now he will do whatever he can to make Dean admit his feelings...WHATEVER he can
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Blood Moon by WritingintheCandlelight reviews
Stiles hated this. He hated lying, he hated the secrecy and he was beginning to hate that he had to pretend he was fine when he felt like he was falling apart. Takes place just after Abomination. AU. Slow build. Slash. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,879 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Last To Know by DrPepperDiva reviews
Derek/Stiles. MPREG. Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And the first baby!werewolf being born into a pack is apparently a big freakin' deal, and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. Stiles figuring out why everyone is being so weird around him is just the beginning.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,772 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Hot Water by Chiyume reviews
Castiel hated public showers. In which Castiel is forced to use the company shower after hours and ends up doing unspeakable things he never thought himself capable of... AU-fic containing mystery attractions and a lot of hot water.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 143,676 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Moves Like Jagger by lothocas reviews
Ivan puts himself under too much stress, so his therapist suggests he try dancing. Of course that class would be taught by a sexy blonde who can't keep his mouth shut and sees the same therapist. Maybe they can help each other. RusAme AU [Warnings include: discussion of mental disorders, eating disorders, and drug usage]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,314 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - America, Russia
The Multiple Stories Of slut Canada by XxNullxVoidxX reviews
Just a collection of drabbles. Every chapter will be sexually suggestive in one way or another. Yaoi. slut!Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Canada
Infernal World by WordsinRain reviews
Samifer. Sam is without Dean and stuck in a country overrun by zombies. He only has Lucifer for company but will the devil help save the humanity he hates or leave it and Sam to rot?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,119 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
Family Ties by Evil Remy reviews
Bella's life has come crashing down around her ears. But with her best friends around her, and the man who loves her more than anything, will she be able to get it back on track? Fluffy B/J Story. Was previously Darlin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,647 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Not Going Away by FrostandLight reviews
Sam's hallucinations of Lucifer have gotten unruly, and he goes to Dean and Cas with the truth. But as it turns out, the illusions are more serious than he'd ever thought. (Eventually) consensual Sam/Lucifer, established Dean/Castiel. Sequel now in progress.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
Angel Lovin' by HookedOnDestiel reviews
Destiel Slash. Dean, Sam and Castiel search for a weapon to kill Lucifer. Meanwhile Dean and Castiel grow closer and Sam over-analyzes everything while occasionally being an unintentional cock block. Takes place sometime after 5.10 Abandon All Hope.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,612 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Nothing Alike by HookedOnDestiel reviews
After 5.22. The apocalypse is over. Sam is in hell. Castiel is in Heaven. Dean is at Lisa's. And Jimmy...well Jimmy's having dreams he'd rather not have...of a sexual nature...about Dean. NOT Jimmy/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,533 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Ferocious Attractions by mortykins reviews
Stiles gets infected with an ancient form of Wolfsbane that 98% of the time causes massive psychotic episodes and 2% of the time causes intoxication of either drunkenness or lust. Stiles is just so lucky that he happens to never end up in the 98%.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Without You I Can't Breathe by Love-slave reviews
Dean is cursed and Sam is stuck adjusting to the changes. Love Spell fic! Wincest sam/dean warning: dub-con
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,383 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Curing This Crafted Abyss by Flame Rainbow reviews
"Do you know what it takes to break a person, Derek? Do you know what it takes to break me? They took me for fun, that's all it was. And do you know what that means. It means that I couldn't do anything to make them stop, I couldn't give them anything. It means that I couldn't do anything to make them stop" "The worst part, the absolute worst part, was that they were human"
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
I Wager by Emerald-Leaves reviews
In which the Roman Empire and Germania make a bet and Ludwig is the one who suffers because of it...Crack. Germancest,one sided GermanyxItaly, basically a little of LudwigxEveryone. Rated: M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,119 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Germany, Prussia
I'll Be With You Through The Dark by the-misfortune-teller reviews
Set post Season 2 finale. Stiles is having a rough time at home and finds himself going to Derek for help in Scott's absence. He doesn't expect for Derek to end up turning to him for support, leading to something more than just friendship between them. Slow, slow, fluffy slow build! *Likely to be canon divergent for s3*
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 150,378 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
The Diary of Ciel Phantomhive by Sasquatch Kumquats reviews
In this little beauty of a journal-entry series, readers will get to take a peek inside Master Ciel's personal diary. You'll be able to see Ciel's daily routine, personal thoughts and opinions, odd quirks and habits that I feel I should give him, and any surprises along the way. I don't update much;Maybe once every two months. But summer is here, and I'll hopefully be writing more
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Ciel P. - Complete
We Got Claws by onlymystory reviews
The Hale pack can't get along. But they're forced to work together when faeries turn Peter, Scott, and Isaac into children. Also slow-build Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,807 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The Void by Akanesi reviews
Continued on from "The End Of Time", because truly, there is never an end to the madness, only new beginnings.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,836 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - The Master, 11th Doctor
It's Not Love, It's Lust by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. College!fic. Scott is trying to run people over with the school cart, their college gets flooded and Stiles is enjoying the view of a shirtless Derek. Especially those abs of his... Especially everything of his... So what will Stiles do when he's told to work for Derek to pay off a debt? Sterek! Rating might change later. -M.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,908 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Stiles, Lydia M., Derek H.
Ciel in Wonderland by 3ntitylvr reviews
Poor Ciel, he should know better than agree to play a game with Alois. 'Cause now he's caught in the little sadists world and has to play this game, because losing is not an option when the stakes are this high. Story is dedicated to my friends Eric and Simon. RIP you two.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Ciel P. - Complete
WTF! by TrulyFrighteninLilMonsterAlice reviews
I walked in from work seeing two shadows. Turning on the light, I gasped seeing who was in bed together. OOC...Jacob/Bella and Jacob/?. Warning: Guy on Guy action.Now a full length story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Noticed by InTheArmsofaTheif reviews
Stiles left on a Tuesday. Nobody noticed.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,910 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The Truth About Love by MusicOfALostLife reviews
Stiles thought everything would go back to normal after saving Jackson. Unfortunately, after his attempt to remove the wedge between his and Scott's friendship, Stiles inadvertently opens up a few possibilities. He could be gay, right?. (Not the best summary ever. STEREK. Don't like? Tough. Rated M for later. Inspired by P!nk's latest album.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,916 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Drunks And Marriage: The Wurst Edition by Prustrian Informant reviews
"WHAT THE HELL WEST! GET MARRIED AND CAN'T REMEMBER IT! THAT'S ONLY FOR ME AND SPECS TO DO! NO STEALING OUR IDEAS!" ...There's a reason alcohol is regulated... Sequel to "Drunks and Marriage"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Your Heart is an Empty Room by Anti-canon reviews
It's 2045 and though the world is a much different place, humans aren't. They still experience happiness, anger, grief- continue to deal with it in strange and personal ways. Derek is one such human.Thing is, this world doesn't just belong to them anymore. With the invention of androids, there's a thousand and one new ways to see and live through it all. Stiles is one such android.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
And the Reason is You by Mesita reviews
In which Isaac is a teenage gravedigger with a shitty, unfair life and Scott is the ghost who follows him home one day.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Isaac, Scott M. - Complete
Last Name by LowlifeTheory reviews
Stiles wakes up to a hot guy in his bed and an ugly-ass ring on his finger.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
Lessons in Language by Consulting Crazy reviews
After a challenge from France, Spain must teach a reluctant Russia Spanish. He finds that this is...frightening and after an attempt, challenges France to teach her French instead. France decides to enlist some help. Eventual RusCan, Fem!Russia Up for adoption.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Russia, Canada
That Unfortunate Situation by 74days reviews
Derek Hale, 3rd Duke of that name has an unfortunate run in with the young Baron of Stiles - accusing the young man of being a fortune hunter. Regency Romance meets Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,842 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Love Like The Wolves by ChasingShadowss reviews
Stiles and Derek are trying to figure each other out while the Alpha Pack causes trouble in Beacon Hills.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
One Candle by Kitsune Curoryu reviews
"Normally, I can't sleep without my room being filled with light. But when I was with Ciel, one candle was enough. At least, until the night when IT happened and changed everything." Alois POV, Alois/Ciel, mpreg. Please read and review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Hale The Princess by LowlifeTheory reviews
Derek's been acting strange, stranger than normal, but when he buys a pink gameboy Stiles starts to get really worried, and then everything falls into place.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,387 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Once Bitten by Hatteress reviews
Derek would really appreciate it if the universe would stop paralysing him and throwing him in the path of Stiles goddamn Stilinski. Actually, scratch that - he'd appreciate it if it'd stop throwing him in Stiles' path full stop.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Times of Change by I'mtheAlphahearmeRoar reviews
Three weeks after Stiles and Derek's 'makeout session' Derek begins to feel strange. He's hardly getting any sleep, waking up every morning with the need to throw up and has constant cravings for… tuna and skittles? Not sure what's happening to him he goes to Deaton's for a check up, what he finds not only will affect his life but the life of our favourite teen. Sterek! Preg!Derek!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,378 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Give Me Something to Believe by cherishiskisa reviews
AU. Dean Winchester is a rockstar, the darling of the music industry. He's going on a nation-wide tour, and Texas reporter Cas Novak has been assigned to accompany him. It's a difficult situation for the both of them, but- after many, many drinks- things start to look up. T for language and themes. HurtComfort and Angst and Romance and Friendship.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,572 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
The Reluctant Property of Derek Hale by Rational Drunk reviews
Basically, an adventurish Sterek-centric version of Season 3. Pining/Abused!KickedPuppy!Derek, eventual Derek/Stiles, and a teensy bit of crack. (Rated T for magical cussing. Will definitely be M in later chapters, be forewarned! Or intrigued...)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
New Love by lilredd3394 reviews
Lovino finds out that Antonio doesn't love him, he loves Feliciano. And that Feliciano doesn't love Ludwig, he loves Antonio. Lovino moves out of Antonio's house and into Ludwigs. Can things get better between the two rivals? FAIL SUMMARY! ItaSpa, Germano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
Angel on The Radio by Seazu reviews
AU!College: Dean's just started University, and he's finding it hard to adjust. His only relief comes from listening to the mysterious show 'Angel's Demons' on KJHK radio. The MC, a man known as Angel, becomes Dean's only friend and source of refuge without even knowing he exists. When Dean finally bites and calls in, their relationship begins to grow.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,298 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Best Thing by 74days reviews
AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the 'lucky' ones to get picked, although he's not very happy about it... Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times'.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,461 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
I Could Get Used to This by TheMrs.IanSomerhalder reviews
Sterek. Rating may change depending on my mood in the coming chapters. Scott and Derek come up with a plan to protect Stiles from the alpha pack coming into town. Stiles is covered in the entire pack's scent so he is automatically appealing to the alphas. Derek decides to pretend they are dating. Stiles is not thrilled. Will their feelings change? Will keep this fic realistic.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,511 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Dream or Reality? by clawswrites reviews
Stiles accidentally reveals to Derek the secrets of his dreams. Derek...isn't entirely sure how he should react. Stiles/Derek. Pre-slash.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
I Never by onlymystory reviews
It's spring break, senior year of college, and the entire pack is back home. This time around, they bought the alcohol—the good stuff—and have settled in for a more age appropriate round of "I Never".
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Only The Good Die Young by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Post Season 7 Purgatory Fic - In a place where there's no time, no hope and no food, Dean ends up depending on Castiel a lot. And realises just how much the angel is prepared to give him. Really it's just a question of of what's being lent, and what's a permanent gift.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Dangerously In Love by Roselynne Summers reviews
Love is all about taking chances, not being afraid to take the next step. Whether it lasts or burns out, it is an experience that always changes our lives. This is a lesson Stiles Stilinski will soon learn. Completely A/U, Stiles & Derek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,327 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Because Pot Brownies Are So Last Year by fitzefitcher reviews
"Allison I will seriously shit in your father's mouth if you don't tell me what you put in those cookies right now."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Sexual Gratification Coming Right Up, Sir by debzzz reviews
Stiles has learned two things in his short but decidedly adventurous life. One, being a teenager sucks ass if you can't even jerk off. Two, being Bruce Wayne is not nearly as cool as it sounds if your appointed Alfred refuses to do what you tell him to. Somehow, though, he still manages to get off in the end. Sterek, future-fic (but still underage), smut.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Playing Doctor by Larkafree reviews
AU/AH Teen!Cass/Teen!Dean. Cass' dad is very strict on Cass being alone with Dean. They secretly want to be together, so Cass goes off to University and Dean runs off with him. These are their adventures, as they work through being together and perhaps telling their parents.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,044 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Gabriel, Sam W.] - Complete
Intimacy by GeneImperfect reviews
A response to the prompt "What if the Italies' personalities were the result of childhood sexual abuse? How does it affect their relationships?" Pairings are GerIta and Spamano. WARNING for frank discussion of the effects of childhood abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
And In Your Arms I Shall Find Shelter by Maknatuna reviews
Dean Winchester is a long forgotten painter who suddenly receives an order for a painting from a rich man - Crowley. He is about to start painting when Castiel - his personal reaper visits him. The main question is: Will Castiel give Dean enough time to finish the painting?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,827 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
The Eleventh Hour by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Plot of Doctor Who 'The Eleventh Hour'. With Alfred as The Eleventh Doctor and Louise, FemGermany, as Amy. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012
I don't mind that you spilled on my coat by jo-tries-to-write reviews
AU. Castiel is in a bar when he makes new acquaintances with another drinker. Another drinker with a troublesome family. Rated M for future chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,691 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Long, Long Way From Home by Dr. Sexy M.D reviews
Cass sends Sam and Dean to a parallel universe where they meet Jared and Jensen! Lots of humor, hurt!Dean, different pairings and hotness! Check inside for more details. Rated M for Language and Steam!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,795 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Luci I'm Home by Kia Vane reviews
Gabe is to kill Lucifer or try to and then Lucifer kills him right? Well what would happen if things took a change, and Gabriel chose his own path not the one Dean wanted him to take or Castiel? Find out soon. MxM, M for later chapters, Lucifer/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Lucifer, Gabriel
Secrets by HellhoundBound reviews
Sam has noticed a change in Dean's behaviour, and with it a change in their hunts – every creature seems afraid of Dean and Sam can't work out why, but he knows it makes him nervous. Dean is keeping the reason hidden from his brother, for reasons of his own. It appears no creature messes with the mate of an angel...rated M for later chapters/flashbacks
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,781 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
A Dash of Salt by WizardsGirl reviews
After reading up on Pack Dynamics, and looking over everyone in the Pack, Stiles doesn't feel he contributes anything. He's determined to fix that. Drabble style. T for, well, threats of castration and cursing seem to cover it... Yeah... Stiles!Centric, loads of fluffiness, weirdness, and vague Sterek, if you kinda squint and tilt your head a bit. PROMPTS ACCEPTED!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Detective Bonnefoy by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
Lord Edelstein was found murdered in his part-time home in England. The case has not been progressing for a month, and so the English call their last resort: the famous dectective, Francis Bonnefoy, who is to be paired with Arthur Kirkland. With a tangible tension rising from love and nationality, will the two manage to solve the case and find love? FrUk and France x Jeanne
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,895 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - France, England/Britain
Domestic Bliss by totalizzyness reviews
AT - Apocalypse averted, Sam and Dean are living at Bobby's, with their angels, and Crowley. A bunch of funny and sometimes romantic snapshots of their time living in domestic bliss. Rated M for strong language and eventual sexual content maybe
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
How Could I Not? by DeAngelo'sMuse reviews
"If they were any more oblivious, Sam might just handcuff them together." Gabriel recruits Sam to help him with a prank that might just make Destiel reality. Sometimes the angel and hunter were just too thickheaded for their own good. Gabriel starts with turning innocent moments not-so-innocent and things only escalate from there... Sabriel and developing Destiel. Slash!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,777 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Castiel, Dean W., Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Darkness Falls by poisongirll reviews
Dean and Castiel are in Purgatory. What challenges, horrors, and surprises await them? Spoilers for 7x23. Dean/Castiel friendship progressing to slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Locks to the Box by Lynsinspin reviews
"Tell me. What would be the chance if I turned this blade, instead of just screaming, would you just scream out my name?" He continued his previous movements but with more pressure "Not even if I spent intertie here" I spat "I knew you would say that" He laughed "Why ask then" My voice croaked out roughly. "Because I like a challenge Sammy"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
Was The Letter You Left One Lie Long? by thesongofyoursoul reviews
Castiel, one of two Chaplains at Marigold Hospital, had dealt with a variety of people, seeing as how this was a religiously pluralistic environment that also housed many personalities. Then there was Dean, whose blatant sexual advances had rattled him well past his strict Catholic core. Suddenly, Castiel was doubting himself, and the people he'd followed. Chaplain!Castiel AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
In Which Everything is Cas's Fault by karathenerdyone reviews
... and Dean Will Not Be Convinced Otherwise. Cas hasn't been around for a while, and when he comes back he's cursed. Not the average curse though. This curse happens to add and subtract a few parts of Dean's anatomy, much to his despair. But when identities are questioned, it's unlikely that whatever Team Free Will once had will ever be the same. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Those Pesky Butterflies by aLoggedInReader reviews
The flap of the wings of a butterfly can cause a tornado in another part of the world. Gabriel's wings are a lot bigger and the weather isn't the only thing he can influence! rated M for language, innuendo and probably subject matters at a later point
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,460 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Guessing Games AU by Sexy.Lil.Emo reviews
Sam and Dean are in high school and make deals to ask out their crushes, happiness and dates ensue - destiel/sabriel. Warning: sex acts occur
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Nothing by LuciferGabrielLover reviews
He was nothing. That's what his master said. Of course, he believed him. Why wouldn't he? Nick took him off the streets and fed him everyday. Why shouldn't he believe him? Warnings: Underage, abuse. If any of this affends, please don't read. Oneshot for now.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Nick, Gabriel - Complete
Your love is my drug! by iloveme5895 reviews
Candace used to love to busting her brothers, but maybe there something more to it, and when Candace sees Isabella hitting on Phineas she feels? Rated M for MATURE content. this topic inself is VERY mature, oh and if you dont like, dont read it! F/C
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Phineas, Candace
Library Love by Flight at Midnight reviews
Dean is straight. Really. But he just can't seem to get a certain librarian with piercing blue eyes out of his mind...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
A promise to remember by Eikouk no Ange reviews
Ludwig and Francis make an agreement that makes an old friend come back stronger then before. This old nation affects a certain Italians life and changes it for the better, but what does Sealand have to say about it? Mention of other couples.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy
Break My Wings by NikaChii reviews
Set in season 7. God is sick and tired of the disloyalty in heaven, thus he needs someone to restore order. How does He intend to fix this problem? By giving a pissed off Winchester a new pair of wings of course. Eventual Destiel. Full summary inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Porn: Useful Learning Tool by Larkafree reviews
Castiel wants to sleep with Dean, but Jimmy is against it. Enter Sam with an action plan; Porn. M for, well the whole story, how can it be anything else with porn in the title. SLASH Dean/Cass
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Only Our Problems by iCherryPie reviews
Dean and Sam get a huge surprise when they're visited by Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
A Walkies On The Wild Side by frostygossamer reviews
Castiel is a lonely angel residing in Heaven, his only companion his loyal mud-monkey, Dean. When Castiel meets important Gabriel and his frisky pet Sam, something ensues. AU Sam/Dean Gabriel/Castiel unrelated slash. Warnings inside. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [Dean W., Sam W.] - Complete
Blame it on the Alcohol Baby by November Envy reviews
Wincest short fic. One night, one to many drinks, the same old story with one big ol' mistake in store. If I get enough good feedback and the demands there I might just continue on with this story but for the mean time this is pretty much PWP. Sorry for any bad spelling my beta abandoned me so I had to edit it myself and I'm bad with that stuff. But enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Ethical Dilemma by NurseLintu reviews
Tutor!Cas/Student!Dean Human AU Professor Castiel Novak and student Dean Winchester have a minor disagreement in after class. Smut ensues!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Some things should never be spoken of ,wincest by Leoncejamesdaniels reviews
Sam and Dean have always been close, but the boys never explore their feelings, can Gabrielle push them to the edge of their true emotions? Smut and wincest of the highest caliber!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
You're My Muse by spiralmonster reviews
Destiel, AU, challenge!fic Castiel is a struggling author who starts jokingly working on a fairy tale about himself and his best friend. He's surprised when his editor finds the rough draft and loves it, but things may go south when Dean finds out he's the story's inspiration in more ways than one.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
My Weakness by JoJoRissa reviews
Dean and Sam hold a common weakness; each other. And Lucifer is about to exploit this. M for language and mature content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Raining Down on Us by debzzz reviews
The Impala breaks down in the middle of a rainstorm and Dean, after much tinkering under the hood, can't seem to get it running again. Sam comes out to see what's going on and just ends up annoying Dean with all his questions. The only logical thing to do is bend Sam over the hood in order to shut him up. Wincest, Dean/Sam, sorry excuse of a plot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Musickind by godtech reviews
The kids have gone their separate ways. After a stroke of luck, John Egbert reunites with Dave Strider, sparking a chain of events that lead both to try to live life to the fullest. 16 chps /Sadstuck, Fluff, BL; R&R/crit? c:
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,619 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Shoot the Star by reraimu reviews
Why is there purple paint in your backyard? AU Gamzee/John slash
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,963 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Gamzee M., John E.
End to the Ship Wars by Justine Samulet Delarge reviews
Dean is tired of people fighting over him, over Sam, over everybody. This fic represents every Supernatural ship that ever existed or will exist. All pairings save any involving John Winchester, Mary Winchester or children. This DOES include Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Destiel, Actually by Cuboid reviews
Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Warm Enough by butt0n0nt0p reviews
When Sherlock is cold, John warms him up. Sherlock is confused when his body is heated in ways it has never been before. Will John be able to help this time? OK so this started off as PWP, but somehow a plot crept in. As usual. Anyway, enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
To Stab the Sky by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Bro sits Dave down and forces him to watch episode after episode of shitty anime. But why is he doing this? And why does that pair of shades look so damn familiar?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Take A Picture by carryonmy-waywardson reviews
Human AU ; Michael gets a photo of his little brother and starts thinking about him in different ways, only to find out that the kid's been thinking about him the same way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Michael, Lucifer - Complete
Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain by RbtlSR reviews
Dean uses the Lord's name in vain, and Cas decides to teach him a lesson. Smut and fluff all in one. Warning: consensual spanking of an adult. And sex, obviously.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sword of the Saints Part 1 by Lisa213 reviews
Wherein Sam realizes that Dean is whipped. Please no bashing A-Rod but please do review if you are so inclined. I realized I committed a cardinal sin by introducing the sword and not actually using it. I will be recitfying that soon.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Let Me Pour Some Poison in Your Ear by The Disreputable Writer reviews
Castiel escapes from the hospital, but every time he tries to call the Winchesters Lucifer convinces him not to. Castiel's sanity keeps slipping as he begins to doubt that Dean even wants him back. Eventual Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Doctor, meet the Doctor by Genevieve Evelyn reviews
Unable to stop it, the Doctor and Amy find themselves in an alternate universe. The same alternate universe in which Rose and The Doctor-Donna are still living. How will Rose react to Amy and 11?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Rose T., 11th Doctor
Highway Chile by Hollywood Grimm reviews
The Kurt Cobain of His Time? Ferb Fletcher is Dead At 27. The rise and fall of internationally adored band The Highlighters.And a glimpse into a relationship that is as beautiful as it is destructive.Eventual P/F.Rated for Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,998 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Phineas, Ferb
Ever Forgotten by Moirailis reviews
"I will never forget." "Promise, Strider?""….Promise, Egbert." Your name is Dave Strider. You are 27 years old, have raised your younger brother, and own a night club. Still, something seems... missing. Your name is Dave Strider, and you have forgotten. DISCONTINUED
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,648 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V.
Sonata by woodbyne reviews
Every family has skeletons in its closet, right? Daniel Beilschmidt didn't realise that the skeletons in his family closet wore cement boots. Dan takes a trip through music, college, and his heritage while trying to remain sane. Full Summary Inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Austria, Hungary
Prepare for Italian Intelligence! by Fobwatch reviews
It's 2010, a long time since WWII. Italy's last spying blunder is largely forgotten by everyone…except, unsurprisingly, Germany. Genuinely concerned about Italy's espionage abilities, Germany sends Italy to England to learn...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain
When We Were Young by animefreaksrus reviews
A lot of things can happen at a party when Dave Strider arrives. Humanstuck. Dave/John, slight Karkat/Terezi.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Dave S., John E.
That One Dream by Sakue Sayuri reviews
During school, Germany has a rather inappropriate dream about his big brother and can't forgive himself. Will Prussia be able to change his mind? Germancest. Yaoi. 10th reviewer for each chapter will get story of their choice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Among Killers by Flashback 1701 reviews
Feliciano Vargas is a young prison guard sent to work on death row. Each of the men he guards is a killer, cold-blooded and labelled as evil. However, he soon discovers that perhaps not all of them are quite so hard-hearted as they first appear. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Canadian Frustrations by Silverra reviews
Canada is getting really frustrated about being ignored all the time. He decides to get a notebook to write it all down to feel better. But, what started as an innocent diary-type thing suddenly became a list of reasons why Canada hates the world...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Canada
Equius: Be the Matchmaker by ViDez reviews
Written for the kinkmeme. Equius, despite his apparent dislike of Karkat Vantas, decides to help his moirail by giving the both of them a 'push' in the right direction - or not. Hinted KarkatxNepeta
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Their Last Stand by Shinata - The Wandering Neko reviews
Unlucky you, you don't know what happens right after this. Your legs slip out from under you and you fall straight into a puddle of dark red blood, blacking out.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Better Than Shoosh Papping by animefreaksrus reviews
Gamkar crap. I cannot resist this pairing. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Stone Slab by scoottt reviews
John's got a question for Dave, and his answer is going to change everything for the two of them.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Sleep tight, Dean by Randomslashtard reviews
Cas is loosing his angel-mojo and is stuck with the Winchesters. He and Dean end up sharing a bed and one awkward thing leads to another when Dean seems to move quite a lot in his sleep. Warnings: very graphic language because me gusta.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Always the Moirail, Never the Matesprit by cynically quixotic reviews
"He threw the bucket at his head. They're now married." In which John and Karkat's friends throw them a multicultural wedding. Part-crackfic written for the kink meme. John/Karkat, implied Rose/Kanaya and Dave/Terezi, pale John/Vriska and Gamzee/Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Prussia's Ice Cream Problem by ProfessorDumbleBrows reviews
Prussia had became addicted to ice cream. He forgot when it started but it didn't matter. But now, his addiction went a little too far... Rated M for... Well you'll see. And yes, its a Prussia x Ice Cream fic... One Shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Epic Rap Battles of Hetalian History! by LavenderTown reviews
Parody of NicePeter's epic rap battles. Rated T for Total Throwdown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
Bucket Receptacle by Joanie Dark reviews
A quick flash fiction based on a piece of artwork. Dave finds himself enjoying some of the aspects of the trolls' black quadrant. Bucket holding, some objectification in a D/s standpoint
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Gamzee M., Dave S. - Complete
Stereo hearts by doujinshininjah reviews
What if your heart was a stereo? What would it play? A collection of songfics. USxUK, Spamano, PruCan, RoChu, GiriPan, SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - America, England/Britain
A Hard Pill To Swallow by WickedLittleLies reviews
Dean gets turned into a child and they can't figure out how it happened. He's still himself but he has the body and emotional capacity of a small child and Sam's the one who has to deal with it all. Rated for language. More to come...Please review...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Around The World and Back To You by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
Canada is upset. Netherlands broke up with him suddenly, not to mention rudely. Heartbroken and depressed by the way life treats him, Canada decides to embark on a journey across the world to find that one person that was destined to be with him. ON HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Prussia, Canada
An Unlikely Pairing by LimitedByCreativity reviews
This was wrong on so many levels. She knew they shouldn’t be doing this – in reality, they should be mortal enemies. But right now, they’re not. And when this finishes, it’s going to hurt. DONNA/MASTER, 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,233 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Donna N., The Master
Mein Schutzengel Il Mio Protettore by woodbyne reviews
Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,235 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Secrecy by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Gilbert is an escappe from a government facility where he was created, 'perfected', and raised practically his entire life. Now years later his past comes back to him. A clone that was created from his DNA. PrussiaxFemGermany Rating has risen. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Germany, Prussia
North and South by LovingNinja reviews
There's a reason one was born the North and one was born the South. Lemon, Yaoi, Mature Content. This is your warning. Don't like, don't read. N.ItalyXS.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Connected by Domani reviews
When Matthew is called to New York from his Ontario home he finds his brother being questioned, but the twin refuses to talk. Matthew must slip into his brother's mind and find why things have reached this point.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
halloween madness and cuppy cakes by nelly the crazy yaoi ninja reviews
Dave is sex deprived...VERY sexed deprived. Lets see the outcome shall we? halloween yaoi threesome fic LEMON LEMON LEMON!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Handchuffed by poisongirll reviews
My take on the handcuffed thing. Sherlock takes John a bit too literally when John says that they need to learn to work better as a team.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Two Countries, One World by Tashi Cat reviews
The other countries are fed up of England and France's constant arguing so they lock them inside a cell in hopes that they will settle their differences. Little do they both realise that they will step into a world that they would soon create themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,196 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Daddy by Tippens reviews
"When Sam walked into the diner, he spotted Dean and Castiel immediately. He started walking to their table, but stopped when he actually looked at them." Dean/Castiel daddy!kink, implied watersports
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Poetic Dissonance by Flashback 1701 reviews
Francis is a poet, Arthur is a critic. Oneshot. AU. Rated for suggestive poetry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/20/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
OMG Germanys got a Diary by Shadowsamatheexorcist reviews
Its not a Diary its a Journal! D:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Germany
Grell Gets His Wish by onixxfilth reviews
Grell wants to have his Sebby's babies...what happens when he gets his way? Rated M to be safe. If mpreg squicks you, don't read! Quite likely OOCness- hey a fangirl can dream!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Dirty Sweet by themetaphornextdoor reviews
Cas is noisy and Dean actually reads scripture. It's for a good cause, after all. Dean/Cas, NC-17, PWP. 1,200 words.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pop, Pot and Puzzle Pieces by Psammead reviews
AU- Dean falls for the emo kid at his high school, because of his awesome skinny jeans. It might be slightly, sorta, kinda based on a Katy Perry song. A little bit. Inspired by, moreso. Very cracky, fluffy, PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Little Things by JaqueDark reviews
Ianto meets him through his girlfriend's friend. He's always been sure that he was an average hetero bloke but ever since Jack appeared all the little things he's used to have been messed up. Including his sexuality!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,624 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Innocence by Europe28 reviews
The English nation gave a slight groan, clutching at his chest with one hand, and trying to control Alfred's feet with the other. "Now, now," Francis arrived with obedient little Matthew in toll, "you mustn't kick England, he's not as tough as you,"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,188 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
We WHAT! by czaplabtheswagmonster reviews
If maps in history class make us squeal, why can't roots of languages have the same effect?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Germany, France - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
What's French for Mistake? by darkxkradxj reviews
an au/meta fic based of the au/meta episode the french mistake. what all the fangirls such as myself wished had happened. Dean/Misha Mean obvious hints at Cockles, and eventual Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,735 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
The Nanny by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
After the death of his wife Arthur needs a nanny to help control his three sons Alfred, Matthew, and Peter he finds help in the french nanny Francis. Slowly as the children start to love him Arthur finds himself falling in love as well. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - England/Britain, France
Laugh At Me by GaeIggy reviews
Roderich is dazed and out of it whe he shouts something rather embarrassing at Gilbert at a world meeting. What will happen? Rated M for content. No smut. Intent of Murder and Slight foul launguage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
It's Not Me, It's You by dancer4ver reviews
Francis Bonnefoy is a famous writer who only requires a pretty face to be his muse, clean his house and listen to his problems. But when his last 'boy toy' walks out on him, he's left desperately in need of a replacement. Enter Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,793 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - France, Prussia
Is This Art Or Is It Just Pleased To See Me? by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pint size by SHolmes4 reviews
Cas is now human and is tagging along for normal hunts when the boys face some witches...Now Cas will have a whole new thing to deal with! pre-established Destiel Rating is for safety...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Children, This Is A StrapOn by CallMeLivvy37 reviews
Francis and Antonio decide to become Sex Ed. teachers at the local middle school. Rated for so many things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - France, Spain - Complete
An Unexpected Offer by BohemianMagic reviews
Jack has a surprise for Ianto and Lowri has an accident, leading to a change in Jack and Ianto's relationship. The next instalment in my Unexpected!verse.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Satisfaction by VampedVixen reviews
What happened after the failed attempt at the whorehouse? Spoilers: For 'Free To Be You and Me', Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Italy by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
The reason Romano doesn't mind for only his brother to be called Italy is simple. If others did not call him by that name he would die. Brotherly Italian brothers. Slight SpainxRomano Rated T for cursing. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Torchwood Teens by HalloweenGuardian reviews
Ianto Jones has some new neighbors. The hot one catches his attention. Will Ianto catch his? May eventually be rated M. No spoilers.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Hit them between the eyes by the-penguin-otaku reviews
There is a voice in America's head telling him to take over the planet. America wants nothing of it. But what happens when a certain vodka-drinking country decides to strike an alliance with him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Russia, America
Everything's Magic by soyxunxperdedor reviews
Castiel gets more than he bargained for when he pops in on Dean in the shower. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Drinking Buddies by AshCollector reviews
Italy and Romano go out drinking and there are some... startling changes in their behavior.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Role Reversal by SpandexShorts reviews
TRIGGER WARNING: This story contains rape. DISCLAIMER: I am NOT joking about or making fun of rape. PLEASE PRACTICE CAUTION BEFORE READING! Gilbert is drunk off his ass, and his childish antics are starting to get on Matthew's nerves, when he gets a brilliant idea to play a little game with his drunken lover. OOC, human names used, Seme!Canada x Uke!prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Do Me More by whiteblue-P reviews
Rated M for a reason! AmeCan. Alfred F. Jones wants to sleep with his twin brother, but something else happens. Very graphical and disturbing dialogues. slutty!Canada included. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. *prepares for the onslaught of flames and hate comments*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Guardian by Flashback 1701 reviews
As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Poor America by siriusxremus22 reviews
As far as he was concerned, what he was doing wss like learning a foreign language. Painful for one or both parties. Mattie glared up at him, "Hurry up eh?" M for semi-suggestive scenes. Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/16/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
In the Shadow of Albion by Lady of Pride reviews
Meddling with the darker arts, England unwittingly unleashes a side of himself that he thought was good and dead. It's really too bad Italy seems to be the only one that notices anything's wrong with the old Empire...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,359 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain
Noticable by withallhearts - - x reviews
Russia is having a party, which everyone is invited to! Among them, Canada ends up being the only sober one. Was this all according to Russia's plan...? Crap summary, crap editing, Bday fic for Nobody's Fault! First lemon...ever. o.o RussiaCanada USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Curl by XxNullxVoidxX reviews
Gilbert has questions about Mattie's curl. Fluff. Oneshot. I often wonder these things myself...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Rightful by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
The death of Hitler came not from suicide but by the hands of a nation. The nation of North Italy. Rated M for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The TALK by crocious reviews
In which the Bad Touch Trio accidentally corrupts poor little Germany's mind. You wonder what the hell is wrong with his porn? It's because he learned from these guys. Includes awkward brother talk between Prussia and adolescent Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
A Day He Dreaded by Arsenic Snowflake reviews
Its Ciel's birthday, and he doesn't want anything to do with it. When he gets a letter from Alois, things might turn out for the better. Currently on haitus
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T.
Asexual my ass! by Kiriin reviews
Claude always considered himself Asexual, until the boy Alois Trancy becomes his patient.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Claude F., Alois T. - Complete
Do you love me? by Deathly-Whisper reviews
Alois wants to find out Claude's true feelings for him, but what lengths will he go to in order to find the truth? M for lemon, etc.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Alois T., Claude F.
Why? by i.is.human reviews
Dean wonders why he's on the bottom in slash fics. Tonight he finds out why. Rated M for suggestive materials, shall we say? Slight Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
My Teacher by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
When Feliciano needs tutoring to pass his German class his teacher Ms. Beilschmidt teachs him one on one after school. And unbeknownst to him he slowly starts to fall in love with his teacher. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
How to Train Your Dragon Human Whatever by Dire Banshee reviews
AU Castiel is a dragon, Dean is the 'virgin' sacrifice left out for him. Strange how not being eaten is only the first surprise in store for Dean. Dean/Cas slash, explicit m/m sex
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Stole That From The Beatles by Emmerson the Lame reviews
In which the APH gang goes to a Russian bar. Drunk!countries, BoysLove, and hilarity ensure. I fail at summaries YAOI GerxN.Ita with slight CubaxCanada, FrUk, and AustriaxSwitzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,359 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dissing War! by dartboi reviews
What would happen if the countrie's dressed up like the other and began to diss each other? Click her and find out! Please review! Enjoy .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
accusations by kawaiiokama reviews
the US, UK and France are all under the impression that Canada has been engaging in undesirable behavior with Prussia over the phone. a little cracky. not particularly amazing, no actual sex but M to be safe. written purely because i was bored.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Waiting Game by WWSmith reviews
In an alternate universe, the Doctor keeps the Master in the TARDIS after "Last of the Time Lords". The Master of course does not want to be kept, so he falls back on an old stand by - flirt until the Doctor cracks. Doctor/Master, Theta/Koschei.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Northern Downpour Sends Its Love by xxfanpirexx reviews
Jasper is gone, Emmett is with him, Rosalie is pregnant, Alice is spiteful, Edward is gay, Charley's been kicked out, Peter's a jerk, and Bella's alone. Who will be left standing when the smoke has cleared? Will the group ever be back together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,084 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Out of Death by hana-to-mame reviews
Slash! Starts during "The End of Time". The Doctor saves the Master from the Drums and they become friends. But is something more happening between them?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 128,692 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Black Coffee and Tiramisu by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
After Aldrick's favorite coffee shop closes down, he decides to try out the little bakery across the street for his new early-morning stop for breakfast. Little does he know how the shop's eccentric owner will turn his life upside down… GermaniaxRome, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Fulfillment by HDUC reviews
Two people with serious issues make a connection, find closure and perhaps love? Good for fans of Ten/Martha.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Law and Order: UK - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Good Girl, Gone Bad by ZanessaLover247 reviews
Sonny and Chad finally realize the attraction they feel towards each other, but Chad refuses to become her boyfriend. Why? -She's too good for him. Sonny then decides that she's willing to become bad to prove him wrong, and essentially, capture his heart.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,971 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
The Poker Game by edwardlover13 reviews
Why is Bella so mad at Edward after he loses his weekly poker game? Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella
Bella's Prank by edwardlover13 reviews
Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett
The Telephone Call by 3ntitylvr reviews
Alois laughed sadistically, "Anyway I was just wondering have you tried ordering Sebastian to orgasm?" Ciel blinked in surprise and a whole minute passed before he asked, "What?"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] [Alois T., Claude F.] - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Even by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Lately the Cullen Boys have been caught up in a video game rampage centering around a high tech game called “Dreamscope” The game has even Carlisle addicted to it. After an offending remark to the girls of the family they decide to get even.inside fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
And Baby Makes Three by LadyCizzle reviews
When a strange artifact accidentally goes off and hits Ianto, the whole team including Jack are in for a very big surprise. Can our boys handle life with a baby carriage. Janto of course and AU after season two.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 64,656 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
West End Story by Amethystbutterflies reviews
West End star Jack Harkness and Welsh History teacher Ianto Jones are worlds and miles apart. How will their lives change when their worlds collide? AU. On Hiatus
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,754 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Discovery The Shadow Chronicles 1 by moonshadow2012 reviews
when Phineas shows Ferb and Lawrence a deep family secret, he accidently sets off a chain of events that might lead to the end of the world.Most likely slight Phinbella.T for violence and possible charactor death.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Game On Series by remuslives23 reviews
Ianto sets Jack a challenge. "Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch." Chapter fic.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,932 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Confinement by Trufreak89 reviews
Amy wakes up in an prison cell on an unknown world with Doctor River Song for company, and the good Doctor has a unique escape plan.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Fantasy by HDUC reviews
An assignment from UNIT takes the Doctor into the flat of a total stranger who seems very, very familiar. And given her friendliness, how could he NOT come back for another visit? Adult! Oneshot for Ten/Rose fans!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
You did it Birdie by zero434 reviews
Gilbert challenge Matthew to live a day with out him and that of he passe it he will love him for ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Against All Reason by BohemianMagic reviews
Owen realises he's got involved with the wrong person when they reveal a secret to him. MPREG. Written on request for SkittleACullen.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Owen H. - Complete
Tell Me a Story by Onedergirl reviews
Rose has daddy issues.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Unexpected Path by BohemianMagic reviews
After Ianto collapses in the hub, a medical exam reveals some unexpected results. Mpreg. Part of my Unexpected!verse.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Lonely Gods by Pliva reviews
Heather Conway never had belief. Then, after an incident on a dark street, she found something to believe in. 10th Doctor, Simms!Master. Oneshot. Gen.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Am I Bothered? by clevershadowminx reviews
A One shot done for a challenge in the TARDIS forum called Your Roll. I got Jack and Donna, Glasses, Prison, and the quote "You are not getting me to wear that." Which is probably the best summery I could give for this story. : Enjoy and please review.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews
Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Who High by HalloweenGuardian reviews
Ever since the Doctor and the Master regenerated into teenagers, they've been forced to a. go to high school and b. spend a LOT of time together. After awhile, they both start to realize that they don't hate each other as much as they thought they did...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
He Took A Shot For Me by The 11th Doctor's Mermaid Sam reviews
The Doctor turns up to speak to Jack at Torchwood, and it turns into a conversation ranging from his family to Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
11 Times The Doctor Walks in on Amy and Rory by SilverWolf7 reviews
The Doctor finds himself finding his companions in some rather...compromising positions around the TARDIS. Worse thing is, he never knows where to expect them next.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Sasuke and Pals Mini story by The-Last-Petal reviews
Welcome into the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha, along with all his pals: Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi and everyone else I feel like throwing in :P. COMPLETED BISHES Disclaimer: I do not Own Naruto, its owned by Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Time Out by Aietradaea reviews
Inspired by Irony-chan's "A Mary Sue Alphabet". For anyone tired of clichés, Mary Sues and overused ideas in online Doctor Who fandoms. No offense meant to anyone - it's all in fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
SexEdward! by Ali Edward Cullen reviews
BxAxR BFFLs. What will happen when they are hired to go back to their old high school to teach a class of horny and ignorant teenagers SEX-ED? Rated M for future LEMONS. Canon Pairings. OOC/AU/AH Co-writen w/ Stefania Cullen Mrs.Cullen4Ever93 RxR PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,625 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Phineas and Ferb's awesome day by Malkshake reviews
Phineas and ferb have the best day of their lives.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Road Trip by 7AsPiRiNgAuThOr7 reviews
Ever wonder what a road trip with Emmett,Rosalie,Alice,Jasper,Edward,and Bella would be like? Well then quench your curiosity!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008
EMMETT AND JASPER GIVE EDWARD SOME SEX TIPS by fille avec le foulard reviews
Emmett and Jasper and the whole gang try to prepare Edward for his wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Timelines by Toramaru reviews
Torchwood Three finds themselves in a sticky situation, Jack calls the Doctor for help and the Doctor rather likes the situation Jack is in. SLASH
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
The Ultimate Torture Device by kirigirisplushrump reviews
Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori find a site called fanfiction. Chaos ensues
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Akatsuki
Let's Play The Death Game, by DelilahTCullen reviews
Okay, so I had read some stories for the contest 'Kill A Cullen' so I got this idea. No, this isn't FOR the contest...A group of friends who wish to die; but having a simpler reason. Beware! Death in all chapters!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
How to Find Happiness in Life by Klutzy Saxophone Player reviews
THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO HAPPINESS AT LAST. TAKES PLACE 13 YEARS AFTER THE LAST CHAPTER! Elsie's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009
Living The Life by superstarbaby16 reviews
A baby was found on their doorstep. Not everyone was home. So when they came Esme was the first to recover from shock. "Where did you find the baby?" They wanted to know "The doorstep" But of Course "Who's is it" Carlisle had to speak the truth. "Mine."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Watchers Vignettes by JaqueDark reviews
Jack and Ianto get caught three times. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. First by Toshiko on Camera, then Gwen on Owen's chair and finally by Owen in Jack's office. MATURE ADULT WARNING/YAOI. COMPLETE.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Harkness and the Swan by Justasimplekidfrombrooklyn reviews
He smiled with pleasure, seeing Jack squirm in discomfort; to know the captain was conflicted between his dignity, and his own self pleasure...Master/Jack fic, based during the year that never was. Rated M for sexual content and language
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jack H., The Master - Complete
Just Go With It by NarutoBlackmail reviews
Formally titled "Turn It Into Love". When Doofenshmirtz's new evil plan goes awry, Perry is unexpectedly turned into a human. The mad scientist agrees to help change him back but Perry begins experiencing new crazy hormones while around him. SLASH
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
A Pure Madness by gottalovett reviews
Lucy/Master one shot set just after Lucy shoots The Master. Lucy uses her memories of The Master to taunt The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Lucy S., The Master - Complete
Through the Trees by brazzo reviews
It wasn't always like this. I used to be sane. Used to be. And it's funny. Even after all she's done, all the trouble she's caused and people she's hurt, I think I still love her. I really do. Based on the movie Jennifer's Body. Creddie. CAM.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Carly S., Sam P.
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Closet Raid by figlia di Atena reviews
When Edward goes out hunting, Bella, Alice, and Rosalie decide to see what Edward is hiding in his closet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
Trouble With Renesmee by jeshika.23 reviews
Renesmee is 16 in human years and is completely in love with Jacob. Bella and Edward are returning from a hunting trip a day early, thinking that Renesmee is innocently staying with Esme and Carlisle... Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
truth or dare with the cullens by Books Are A Girl's Best Friend reviews
what involves alice in a swim suit, emmett and jessica on a date, and rosalie in a chicken costume? well truth or dare with the cullens of course!plz read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
The You And Me Song Time After Time by Hollywood Grimm reviews
Ferb Fletcher age 17, typical ladies man. Phineas Flynn age 15, in desperate need of some lady catching tips...whats the harm of teaching your stepbrother a few tricks of the trade? P/F One-Shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Aro's Little Princess by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro, one of the Volturi and is bored to death if even possible for a vampire and lonely. But that all changes when a desperate to die vampire named Edward comes along and takes her back to Forks with him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,170 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
What's Scarier than Vampires? by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
Truth or Dare, With The Pack by JojoBells reviews
When Edward is away, Bella will play... Truth or Dare with the pack. It's a very good thing Alice can't see them!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Leah
Measured Rumors by SquishyCool reviews
Written for the prompt: Sam/Freddie, Sam starts a rumor around Ridgeway that Freddie has a small penis. He confronts her and proves that, actually, quite the opposite is true. Smut.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Veggie Vamps and other Cullen Song Fics by Ignorance-Only-Destroys-Us reviews
Basically random little skits about the Cullens, usually involving them singing Veggie Tales songs with word alterations or other songs. Just random and funny I think so anyway
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
Human Drinker by Bella's Bff reviews
Isabella Swan is a blood-thirsty killer. Literally. She is a vampire. She drains the lives from the ones who do not deserve life. What happens when Edward Cullen and his family find out about her and decide to capture and take her to the Volturi? Romance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style by edwardsbella99 reviews
Title explains much. Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett go hunting, and the rest stay home, playing truth or dare! What could go wrong? Rated M for sexual content...and alot of it. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Wild Child by Prizz-sweetie reviews
Edward is a well respected and important lawyer. Bella is a hard partier. When Bella accidentally stumbles into his life, Can he bring her down from the high she's on? Or will Bella loosen Edward's tie a little? Will something more emerge? ExB AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,691 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella's a Vampire! by Tiger-Lilly162 reviews
A series of one-shots about the Cullens, set roughly around ten to twenty years after Edward changes Bella. Various points of view. Rated T for safety! Breaking Dawn and Nessie do not exist in my story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
What does Emmett say? by Anomaly-Anomaly reviews
Story is still up purely because I need to beta.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Pain by CullensAndHalesForever reviews
So...Say Bella and Emmett walked in on Rosalie and Edward making love?What would they do?Maybe they fall for eachother...Maybe they dont.READ TO FIND OUT!Better than it sounds! Read & Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008
Huge Hotels and Small Spaces by OperationBlueSky reviews
Jack and the Doctor get stuck in a hotel for a couple of days. They have a bit of trouble with the overcrowded lift, and stuff happens. That means PWP! It ensues! Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,019 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
PRANKS! by xxfanpirexx reviews
The Cullens start pranking people. Edward "Kills" Bella, Jasper's hat, Rosalie on a "plane", Alice hitting on random people 2 and 3, and... EMMETT IN A PINK FURRY BEDAZZLED SPEEDO! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! Rated T for disturbing moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Embarrassed by EmilsEliza reviews
One day when Bella is over at the Cullen’s house they get to talking about some of their most embarrassing moments. Will the Cullen family be able to keep from laughing at each other or will they end up too embarrassed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
A day at the amusement park by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
What will happen when the Cullens go to an amusement park? Let's find out. Oh an Bella is a vampire and her power is invisibility. Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,727 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Epic Summer by xxeica reviews
Alice has an idea of something to keep from being bored to death all summer. What happens when they eat? A battle of the powers? And what happens when they feed some hobos, and become friends... All vampire. Bella is changed. Everybody may be slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
School Me In Love by superstarbaby16 reviews
Bella is a hybrid. She is also going to vampire school. What happens when she is falling for Edward. but there is competiton. Lauren Mallory. Edward likes Bella but so does Chad. "Edward um can you please get your hand off my boob." R and R lol it is funn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Crying over Spilt Milk by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is the story about Emmett and Bella. Edward etc. leave on a hunting trip, and Emmett stays with Bella. Chaos! Especially when it's breakfast time, and the cereal box says 'Prize inside' You thought cereal was harmless, well not with Emmett around!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Off the cliff again by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Bella is a vampire. The Cullens and her go camping on a beach. What happens when she relives the dark jump from her human life? Will a new love arise upon Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,535 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Like a Lost Puppy, but More Sarcastic by Rasberry Parfait reviews
A human girl decides she wants to be friends with Jasper and doesn't take no for an answer. Why? What makes him so special? Rated k for excessive sarcasm and the use of the c-word. JasperXOC FRIENDSHIP not romance, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jasper, Seth - Complete
My Best Friend's Girl by Jupitercrash reviews
Jasper Hale has been telling people that Bella's his girlfriend for years. What happens when she moves to Forks? Rated for seriously naughty stuff, so please be warned! AU Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Imprinting by Kelly the Vampire Witch reviews
Jacob Black imprints on Bella's newborn baby. The problem is that Bella had a son. Slash AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shameless by silent.but.strong reviews
Edward left, Bella never jumped. Instead she dropped out of high school and moved to L.A. She became a singer in a band, and is a major celebrity. Bella hates the Cullens now, what will happen if they come to find her? language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,941 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Switcheroo! by spicehnoodles reviews
Esme and Carlisle were tired of their kids fighting, so they used a potion and made them sleep — but there were side effects...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward vs Edward by alittlebitwarped reviews
Has Edward finally, met his match? Who would have thought a little puppy could bring Edward to the brink of insanity? Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight...or Bella...I just gave her a puppy! Your welcome Bella!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Escape by Pliva reviews
The Master does something unthinkable, and the Doctor's mind struggles to fix itself. However, what's left does something very stupid first. Now the Master controls the fate of the universe, Earth, and John Smith, art teacher. Warning: Slash
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2008
o0Twilight Chatroom0o by Hmfsoccer reviews
i wanted to give it a try me nd my friend were bored and only usually write Warrior stories
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stranger Things Have Happened by forbidden-fruit-911 reviews
Alice and Bella are having a fun, harmless sleepover. That is, until Emmett bounces in with an ancient book of voodoo spells... what will happen to the girls? Especially since Emmett has no idea what he's doing...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
A day with the Vamps by hoodwinked reviews
Bella feels bad for spending yesterday with Jake and them at the fair. So she chooses to hang out with the vampires today. What will the do? Read the story. READ Bella Goes to the Fair With the Werewolves first! Review please or I wont continue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The I Love Emmett Cullen Fan Club! by Bella's Bff reviews
Emmett decides to make his own fan club! For himself! So he recruits Bella's Bff to be his President! Randomness! YAY! Club is in need of members, so review and ask to join! It's that simple! Hurry and join or Emmett will be mad at me for lack of members!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Emmett
The Horror! Oh, the Horror! by Infinite Rhapsody reviews
Bella, the Volturi, the wolves, and the Cullens, 15 yrs after Bella's change, read a mysterious book. And that book just happens to be...A MARY SUE FANFIC! Read for Edward's reactions, if nothing else. R&R please. T for language. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
Bella Goes to the Fair with the Werewolves by hoodwinked reviews
Bella, Jacob, Embry, Seth and Claire spend a day at the fair. What could four werewolves, a teenager, and a two year old find entertaining at the fair?...This should be interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Our Little Vacation by Anin11492 reviews
What happens when a group of vampires and a human go to Las Vegas? A place with gambling, rollar coasters, and clubs? Not good a summeries, better than it sound! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
Hic! by inmybubble reviews
emmett has the hiccups. that is SO not a good thing. disaster ensues. and why the pantyhose and bad jokes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
The Magical Cookie by xMissWeasley11x reviews
The title says it all! : Emmett and the magical cookie, read to see what happens! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Flordia Calls! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when you take 7 vampires and one drunk human to FLORIDA and go to a water park? Watch as the drama unfolds! Ok, I suck at summaries, and its my first fanfiction so please read it if you have time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jailbait by ambiboo424 reviews
“You’re seventeen!” I was beginning to hyperventilate. “Oh God. I have officially become Ms. Robinson. I am so going to jail.” All Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
TRUTH OR DARE! Vampire style YEAH BABY YEAH by lolthebest1 reviews
CHAOS! That is what happened when the Cullens and Bella decided to play truth or dare! Hopefully this is funny. Might be a few 'saucy' moments and a certain someone will have to dress as a GIRL! Same ol' couples ExB EmxR JxA CxEs yeah I changed the title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Changing Rooms? by EsmeGirl reviews
“She won’t let me move into Jake’s room and Jake said it was fin-” I abruptly cut her off. I could her Emmetts bear like laughter in the background. This will only be continued if you want it too be... So leave me a review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Human Moments and Traumas by one-of-a-kind-writer reviews
First Fan Fiction. Bella going through every day human moments and traumas. The Cullens are experincing this all for the first time, watch as they struggle and enjoy watching and helping Bella. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
The Gaity of Edward Cullen by lucytheslut reviews
a little while ago, i saw a display picture that made me laugh, it said "until Bella moved to forks, we all thought he was gay" this is a story based on that display pic, AU/All Human. COMPLETE! strong T for innuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yo! Edwards Gone Nutzo! by missbellalove reviews
Emmett and Bella decide to pull a prank on Edward, with the help of the rest of the Cullens of course. Will Edward really belive he's gone nutz? Or is he too smart? 6-Shot. Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
ROOOOAAAAD TRIIIIP! by Edward's Lover 6 reviews
Bella is a vampire and is married to Edward. The Cullens take a road trip across the country...what shenaneggins do they get into?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
What's A Sunny Day To A Vampire? by Livy Alice reviews
Vampire Bella and Jasper both feel and manipulate the emotions of others. But what would happen if they used their powers on each other? Who will hold out the longest in a game of extreme mood swings. Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Talk by Ellenedwardforever reviews
In Eclipse when Charlie has the sex talk with Bella. Edward eavesdrops. Read and review! Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Izzybelly and Emmytuht Show by Kevin the Cornbread Slice reviews
Everything Bella and Emmett do together is a competition. They're constantly teasing, calling names, and fighting each other. But, really, who is the more talented one? \\ HUGE sibling rivalries. All Vampire. Reviews would be lovely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
PRANKS by Twihard275 reviews
Its the day of pranks over at the cullens and what happens when bella is stuck in the middle?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Guilty as Charged by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
When Newton steps too far, the Cullen boys seek revenge, and, when everything goes wrong, find themselves where they have never been before: behind bars. Now a two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Skunked! by Werewolf Luver246 reviews
Edward gets back from the worst hunting trip of his life! He ends up skunked and it's up to Jasper and Emmett to get rid of the stink!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward - Complete
Jasper's Emotioal Battles & Other Stories by Little Orange Frog reviews
so Jasper has a lot of emotional breakdowns, right? Because of the whole "manipulate people's emotions" thing. He is also called a pansy sometimes right? Well this is a tribute to Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Jasper
Edward Cullen? Scared? by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Edward and Bella watch a scary movie at Charlie's house. Bella sure gets a kick out of Edward's reaction to a part in the movie. Who knew that it would start a war of pranks over at the Cullens! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,426 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Gone Mad by Specklewing reviews
What happens when the Cullens and Bella just go crazy? THIS HAPPENS! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hallelujah by The real Anna-Tess-and Fantine reviews
What happens when the Cullens go to church? Complete and utter mayhem! Includes commandment breaking, embarrassment, and Emmett shooting his mouth off...again. Church will never be the same! Bella's a vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Vampire Cat by Miss Whoniverse reviews
Extended. Edward and Bella are married. Bella is not yet a vampire but it is coming. She has a wicked idea and drags Jasper along. Funny and fluffy! Would be a oneshot but too many people liked it. ENJOY AND REVIEW! No lemons, sorry 8D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
I Want CandyDEAD by TayterBug reviews
Sequel to "Emmett's Reaction to Kelly" continues where it left off...oneshot...REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Cullens VS The Zoo by rebel1499 reviews
What happens when you mix the Cullens and the Zoo? Bella's already vamp. It's mostly about the trouble get into and the crazy dares they do there. Not just looking at animals. Give it a try it's really funny! you know you want to :D Some AxB stuff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
idiots by DelilahTCullen reviews
Emmett's does something stupid shocker but what happens if Edward's involved and it scares Bella? Will she get pay-back? What 'bout Rose? LANGUAGE!LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
The War of the Pranks by Nikkitaa reviews
Emmett and the others have decided to have some fun with Bella now that she isn't so easily broken. It's a prank war between the genders. Funny and some fluff, haven't ruled out lemons either ; . Summary sucks but the story is better
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
I kissed a girl, but had sex with her Bro by DelilahTCullen reviews
A song comes on and . .huh? Alice and Bella decide to have some fun. What does it lead to? LEMON! All vampire
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
See what I mean? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward does something he didn't know he could do? Le Gasp. Something EDWARD can't do? impossible. You'll see! IM RIGHT I TEL YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Scary Movies by me-twilighter reviews
Oneshot: What happens when the Cullens are watching a scary movie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Day by mnov29 reviews
Bella is at the Cullens and sticks up for herself. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Home Alone by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Jasper and Bella are home alone. Jasper/Bella. Rating for sexual content. Co-authored with eskaybeki. This was an IM RP that we decided to make into a fic, so it might be slightly OOC. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Movie Night by cherrycoloredlilies reviews
The Cullens and Bella watch a movie. Rated M for language and some content, no lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Pop Rocks by chickymeg177 reviews
Edward shows Bella what he can do with Pop Rocks...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Converting To Boeism by haveyouseenmyhaggis reviews
Jack gets an idea in his head and won't let it drop. What exactly is Boeism? Involves temples, harems, sex Gods and much, much more! Written by myself and Lady Clark-Weasley of Books! Enjoy! We promise, it'll be eventful!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
It's All Fun and Games at the Cullen House by Emmettlover27 reviews
LEMON!EdxBe FLUFF! I suck at summarys, you've been warnded. Bella is playing games with Edward and the whole familys in on it. Read to find out more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Little Cullens by Math hime reviews
All the cullens have been turned into 5 year olds! bella and werewolf gang have to babysit them.trouble!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Lord and Master by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
The Master has a chat with Jack that turns into something wicked, much to Jack’s disgust. SMUT. JackMaster, slight JackTish, slight JackTen. No flames please. R&R x
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2007 - The Master, Jack H. - Complete
When Twister Gets Funny by EdwardAddict reviews
Bella and the rest of the Cullens play Twister one Thursday night. Why is everyone laughing? Why is Emmett wearing high heels? Rated T for Emmett. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
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Pushing me to the Top reviews
Stiles bites off more than he can chew when he Joins the pack and is assigned the task of maid, but he becomes much more than a dish washer as he helps Derek pick up the broken pieces of the pack. and he learnes about the missing pieces of his past. slow build Sterek
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,275 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Spice and Stiles reviews
Stiles and the pack learn about with an extra part of Stiles and deal with all the things that come with it. or rather, all of the things that come with her. Fox Demon!Stiles fic. Slight Supernatural crossover
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
First Date Frenzy reviews
Watch the pack domino effect after Stiles and Derek have their first date. Smut in every chapter
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Pretending reviews
you can fix something that's broken. He was shattered into so many little pieces and even when you thought you had swept up all the glass and pain you feel a shard embed itself in your heart and you realize that this is a mess that you can never clean up. Even when you put the pieces back together you can still see the crack and you'll always know it was your fault
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Stiles - Complete
Talk Holy to me reviews
Bible play, power play, I'm sleepy no actual sex Good night. Enjoy. part 2 of my Getting off without getting in Series
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Showers with Cass reviews
smutty destiel ficklet. Enjoy Part 1 of my Getting off without getting in Series
Supernatural - Rated: M - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hospital History reviews
A brief history of how Cas and Dean got together in a hospital, um Cas is a little OC his attitude is kinda 2014!Cas at times but i really like how this came out EDIT: I tried to fix some of the grammar mistakes so let me know if you see anything else
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Worth It reviews
Dean gets sick for two weeks and Sam has to take over the driving. Cas states his opinion on Sam's driving skills. cute little story, there's Destiel if you squint, trust me it's there.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The big O reviews
Alois drags everyone to his house for a crazy game. better than it sounds. lots a smut lemon in every chapter and such heheheh two OC's named candy and alaysia
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,385 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Double Dipping reviews
This is a lose interpertation APH spamano version of Twilight. i changed the plot like...a lot. rated T for EXCESSIVE bad language...you have no idea how bad i wanted to call this twinklight...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
It Will Rain reviews
If your heart had a stereo... If your heart was a stereo, what song would it play? who would it play for?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dance With the Devil reviews
russia is all alone, like more alone than usual. until her gets a letter telling him to come to america where he is faced with something he has never dealt with before... forgiveness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Russia - Complete
After taste reviews
the nations are disapearing not just the people but the land masses in general, now we race against the clock to see if the remaining few can find the missing land masses before the whole world dissapears. sequal to Bitttersweet should read that first
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011
Let's break the forth wall for a minute reviews
Canada runs into the confrence room, the world watches a movie, everyone blames canada, in soviet russia..., Mc Donalds with a side of attitude, and we learn the true meaning of hetalia. OCC canada, rated T for Canadas mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
a few of the larger capitol cities have come to life and everyone is handling the change well, but when people conected to the captiols start to get hurt who's to blame? diffrent couples, ..slightly influenced by Eikouk no Ange. EDIT: revised and edited
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Monster reviews
Alfred and his a run in with the monster, dark, self inflected pain, drugs one shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - America
Beauty and the Prussian
Alfred and matthew are in france looking for matthew's adoptive father francis. when alfred gets lost its up to matthew to go and find him but why is this creepy albino calling himself prussia? T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,448 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia
out with the hearts reviews
"In with a bullet" I whispered pressing the trigger slightly "out with the hearts" one shot T for language tho not much
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Pleasure in P reviews
Germany and France go out for coffee, but when you add an aphrodisiac and an italian girl with a strange habit, things become a bit more fun. one shot, lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Germany, France - Complete
Innocent High reviews
or Crossing Lines lmao my friends will understand! anyway this is a fruk lemon that i should get deleted for lmao teacher!england X schoolboy!france in that order! oneshot LEMON
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
bars, boobs, and the french reviews
korea is sitting at the bar when a girl with amazingly huge boobs come to talk, his new friend introduces him to a certin man thats gonna rock his world. LEMON! france x korea in that order! NekoWolf Katonya gave me the idea for this pairing oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - France - Complete
shorts and a tank top, for the american idiot reviews
america and england go out as friends to a movie. but is this just a buds day out of is there a secret plan going on? hehe you kno u want to come and taste the lemonly goodness lol an yes i kno the title is total crap but i was stumped XD lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blood on my hands reviews
The Doctor, the man who keeps on running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself. - Davros 7 ish shot maybe my OC T for language
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
the master chronicals reviews
" In my defense" jack started " a store named target is just asking for trouble" join the doctor the master and various others in this fun story slightly PWP at times. ill keep switching between ten and eleven but the master will always be simm
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
unexpected guest reviews
AU-ish... what is Captin jack supposed to do when the doctor drops off a nice girl with a darks secret? who cares lets have FUN! for now NOT jack/OC
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
Shower surprise reviews
Annie and Mitchell walk in on George during his shower and a fun conversation follows Mitchell turns into Edward Cullen XD
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
alexis the daughter reviews
Mitchell's old friend shows up at the house and she knows things that she should not rated m in case DISCONTINUED AND REDISTRUBITUED! its all inside
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
edward as Eminem reviews
i took the song kim by Eminem and turned it into a story if you know the song and ur not a big fan of bella this is ur story also if you would like to see a more violent edward this is your story M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
trippin on my cullens reviews
take one bipolar girl who is funny as ever her bf who is off his pills their friends the amazing skittles and put them in charge of the cullens comedy is ensured twilight normal charcter with two added charcters lol me an mike WOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009
i love you not really reviews
edward hears bella say something in her sleep that peaks his interest and he tries out a theory but what if this gets in more trouble than he thought T for language and suggestive themes one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Edward, Mike - Complete
poor tobi reviews
Deidara and Tobi go for a swim but tobi notices something is amiss funny ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Lost things reviews
gaara and neji are looking for something what do u think their looking for achually called Gotta see gotta know where in the hell did they go? but the title was to long ENJOY one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Pain reviews
AU. AH. its march 20th and some one has something important to do ONESHT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete