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Joined 06-30-08, id: 1619760, Profile Updated: 04-22-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Naruto, and Teen Titans.

I don't write on here anymore, but I still read :)

My old stories are still there because they're little bits of my younger years, but I'd like to think I've improved some since they were written.

I have a fictionpress and a tumblr.

Other than that, ah... hi. It's nice to meet you. You look nice.

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Ha Ha Harlequin by This.Is.SCRUMPTIOUS reviews
Harley/Joker. How a young impressionable woman transforms from clinical psychiatrist to full-fledged villain.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,891 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Joker
Scythe by Ennya reviews
Hanna didn't need therapy, didn't want therapy, and was pretty sure there was more than just analysis going on behind Dr. Crane's hard blue stare... Pre BB.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,734 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/24/2012 - J. Crane
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,459 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dark Innocence by heyepic reviews
His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **UPDATED 03/16/2014
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,795 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Joker
The Thing by Becisvolatile reviews
When Jane had come to Darcy begging for her support and company while she attended 'this thing with Thor' Darcy had been slow to agree. Because 'this thing with Thor' was, in fact, a Thing. A gathering of of the big players of the nine realms (well, the peaceable ones) in Asgard... Oh, and one indolent God with a 'thing' for buxom wenches. Tasertricks.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,393 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L., Loki
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
Blackout by HoistTheColours reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,572 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
A Dress of a Different Color by Graphospasm reviews
For the Trickster God, I feel Loki doesn't pull near enough tricks in the recent Avengers movie. So, in this oneshot Loki pulls a trick on a hapless OC. It all starts with an elevator ride and hatred for a certain thunder god's signature color.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki
Loki by thefireplanet reviews
In which Loki is banished instead of Thor, the God of Thunder takes the throne, Asgard falls to war, and the God of Mischief and Lies becomes, well—speechless.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,647 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Loki - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Crossing the Line by A Pisces Alone reviews
A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Proof of Heaven by Pamena reviews
A world in which Lucy never took the poison, Johanna is no one’s ward, and Sweeney Todd comes home to a normal family. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,642 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
A Superhero's Christmas in Midgard by ConeycatJr reviews
From a prompt on norsekink, and with apologies to Dylan Thomas. Even superheros-and supervillains- like to spend Christmas with their families.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Music Maker by Diabolicael reviews
A girl is stolen from Midgard. Filled with anger and hate, she slowly grows from the child pet of her kidnapper into a woman with a strong sense of self. Basically a well-written excuse for someone to love Loki when he needs it most. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Loki - Complete
Malady by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Joker - Complete
Alive At Last by Defying.Expectations reviews
"But her intoxication - the illusion of living - is not nearly as good as really living. As this." What do you live for when your reason to live is gone? AU. Oneshot. Bitter Toddvett/Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Oh, The Places You'll Go by DramaticStarlet reviews
You'll never change will you, Jade. BeckJade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Perfect Fit by heyepic reviews
The dress looked better on him, anyways.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Joker
Hate Mail by Miss Haps reviews
TxG "What's wrong?" "I wrote hate mail to Troy B-Bolton." "What? Did he read it?" "No." "Then why are you moping?" "Because I wanted him to read it."; when Gabriella realizes she needs to stick up for herself, she never realized it would be this hard...
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Mary Sue Land by heyepic reviews
After blacking out from a blow to the head during the interrogation, the Joker regains consciousness in a horrifying dimension.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Joker
While You Weren't Looking by Vaetra reviews
You can't imagine the things they do when they think the other one isn't looking... Sweenett, sort of.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Against Tradition by Miss Haps reviews
TxG All I've really wanted is a traditional Christmas. But when jerk face Troy Bolton ends up being the mall's Santa, I'm his "Little Helper" and he's suddenly alone with me on Christmas day with mistletoe in mind, tradition doesn't fit with expectations.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Soulless by Syntastics reviews
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. Sequel to Seven Years War. MidnaxLink!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,177 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Difference by Syntastics reviews
A quick, sweet MidnaxLink oneshot. Midna dreams of something that creates sparks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Midna, Link - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
too much of a good thing by conv. hearts reviews
In which even Sweeney has his limits on Johanna-time. /conversation fic./ /cracky./
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Anthony H., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Tales of a Broken Heart by Syntastics reviews
Midna leaves Hyrule for good, and Link can't understand this aching feeling in his heart. MidnaxLink, oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Link - Complete
Water Fight by Syntastics reviews
Midna agrees to let Wolf Link have a break while looking for Poes and it turns into a splash fight! Slight MidnaxLink, oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Seven Years War by Syntastics reviews
The war is over, they are together... forever. MidnaxLink entirely.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,654 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Midna, Link - Complete
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
Tilt by Miss Haps reviews
Life's like a swing: You only fail if you quit trying to get higher; Their desire left them unbalanced, yet it still continued naturally. Now if only the stubbornness of Gabriella's emotions could let her realize that they were meant for eachother. TxG
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
Retake by Miss Haps reviews
It's often said that a picture says a thousand words, but when time moves faster than you want it, how many photos is it worth taking? Oneshot. TxG
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Jack Napier's Mirror by Harlequin Sequins reviews
It was the same reflective surface that drowned Jack Napier in a scarlet sea of misery. Drowned him in gore, in hatred, in silence. Smothered all humanity from his jowls, and in its place rose a monster, a harlequin with an omnipresent grin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Taste of Something Better by juliagulia1017 reviews
AU Take one simple misunderstanding, a trusting heiress, one messy prank, and an unpredictable Uchiha. Mix, and let it chill. What do you get? A taste of something better. SasuHina, sprinkled with some one-sided NaruHina and a dash of one-sided KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two People with Two Pulses by SigmaTheta reviews
Hikaru is having trouble sleeping in a new situation. Hikaru/Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Unwelcome Surprise by Tari Silmarwen reviews
Starfire drops a bombshell on the other Titans one morning. Humor one-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Red Sky at Morning by Princess Bertha reviews
Finally, finally, finally complete! Major BLACKWATER. Sequel to "Endless Daylight." Jake and Sam can't *both* be Alpha, can they? Nessie wants to go to school. No one's happy about Jake and Leah, except...the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,596 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Games by Modern Physics reviews
..."I like you." She manipulated a small ball of energy within her tiny fist, her gaze focused on his profile. "You're different than the rest." ..Sylar/Elle.. A few short fics with a general theme running throughout.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Elle B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Reflect and Absorb by teacrumb reviews
The Joker, ladies and gentlemen. Let him introduce you to yourself.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Joker - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
A Mermaid's Tears by cabbitqueen reviews
25 Character Views on Hinata's tears. Ch.1 Neji., Ch 2. Shika, Ch 3. Sakura, Ch 4 Gaara , Ch. 5 Kiba, Ch. 6 Hiashi, Ch. 7 Shino, Ch. 8 Haku, Ch.9 Kakashi, ch10 Naruto, ch11 Hanabi, ch12 Sasuke, ch13 Kabuto collection of one shots
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Blood and Chocolate by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Mrs. Lovett is acting strange and it's up to Sweeney to set her straight. Good thing he's able to figure out exactly what's wrong with her! mild Sweeney x Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
I Can Ride My Bike with No Handlebars by Wolfofsherwood reviews
A short songfic about Itachi inspired by the music video "Handlebars" by Flobots. Written on sleep deprivation and sounded good at the time. I don't own Naruto. Rated for character death and general angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ungrateful by Miss Haps reviews
When I was younger, my mother would always point out that I, Gabriella Montez, was "ungrateful" in some way. But "ungrateful" wasn't the case after I met a striking blue-eyed certain someone... ONESHOT
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Too Little, Too Late by roberre reviews
“Not without you, Mister T,” she told him. “I don’t want to live without you.” “The only other alternative is to die, Mrs. Lovett,” he said. A reminder of why she simply had no choice. She could do what he never could. Survive.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Where There's Light, There's Dark by MissTetra222 reviews
Dark Link points out what Link doesn't want to admit
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
The Hornmeister and His Beardy Thing by Moondancing Millie reviews
Dave the Laugh has something to show Georgia. Oo-er.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Everybody Loves Bella Swan by blueandblack reviews
Rosalie reflects on Bella Swan's presence in her life. Jacob/Rosalie. Allusions to Edward/Rosalie, Emmett/Rosalie, Edward/Bella, Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Torque by Ananke reviews
Rosalie and Edward have a long overdue conversation, with dangerous effects.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Complementary Flavors by juliagulia1017 reviews
[SasuHina gift drabble for Ceriene] Sasuke never found sweets palatable as a child. Years later, it was love that changed his perspective on what he once deemed unappealing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
This and That by hello heartbreak reviews
It's the simple things that keep them together. — SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
The Question by sharingank reviews
In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Pythagoras Switch by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Love doesn’t apply in strategy, theory or math. ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
How To Write A Typical Zutara Fic by Kitty-chan33 reviews
A step by step guide on how to write a horrible fic and make a fool of yourself at the same time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Too Thin by Oh Dee reviews
Temari tells Shikamaru her opinion on his eyebrows...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Rice Crispy Treats and Calculus by Bambi reviews
Haruhi can't escape the summer heat or the host club. HaruhiHikaru. HaruhiKaoru. Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Hinata Farts! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Just like the title says, Hinata breaks wind. Who will save her from her embarrassment? Trace elements of NejiHina, SasuHina, KibaHina, NaruHina. Fluffy and a tad smelly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Unbelievable by Bonjour Bonito reviews
As far as you’re concerned, she’s a blatant contradiction equipped with a pulse and great tits...Drabble. JD centric. Second Person. Rated 'T' for language.
Heathers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
The Seventy Ninth Challenge by sharingank reviews
There is a reason that Kakashi is so neurotic these days...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Knife by sharingank reviews
Some things never change, nor should they. SasuNaru oneshot. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brain Freeze by sharingank reviews
Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2006
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Letter Trouble by Krys Yuy reviews
[Hikaru x Haruhi] Oneshot. Hikaru finds a letter from an admirer of Haruhi’s and – jumping to conclusions – gets jealous.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Of Hinata and Illness by The Kitty-kitty reviews
[GaaHina, HinaGaa, 200 word drabble] Gaara doesn't want to see Hinata. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
A Spark by The Kitty-kitty reviews
[200 word drabble] GaaHina Gaara never doubted himself until the first time he met Hinata. Set during the chuunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Pipe Dream by Eggo Waffles reviews
Lucy comes to terms with her Faun fetish. Tumnus comes to terms with the fact that his teapot is broken. LucyTumnus parody... don't say you weren't warned.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Cut by cellardoor3 reviews
Remus cuts Sirius's hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
A Thousand Ways To Be Alone by Sunfreak reviews
Naruto and Sasuke and Neji, and something like a relationship. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2004
This Is Not a Love Story by Sunfreak reviews
Hinata has a question, and Gai's team has a lot of opinions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2004
You Have To! by solderini reviews
Just a little bit of Gai and Kakashi interaction, set back before Gai became a Chuunin. Nonyaoi, can cause WAFF attacks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
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Pizza And More Pizza reviews
Inside you will find a lovely, clever ? little parody that you might enjoy... if you've read Twilight. The Titans have a mission... to rid the world of the evil that threatens to destroy us every day... that's the vampires. TITANS VS CULLENS! DIE IDJITS!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Moonlight Conversations reviews
Edward... Bella... dancing... in the moonlight. Just... talking. Being lovers. ... Fluff-filled... YOU MAY THINK! MWAHAHAHAA! Ahem. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Poison Ivy Boy reviews
Little-Rock-Lee has been shunned from society since he was little... what will happen when he decides to rid his face of the ugly blemishes that disfigure it? Um... nothing to do with the actual show, just to forewarn... Parody, actually. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Lee R. - Complete
Attempts at Compromise reviews
When have I gone overboard?" he demanded. "L-last time, y-you g-got, l-like, FIFTY-" "Is it my fault that I could think of fifty?" "Y-yes!" "No. It isn't. It's your fault for being so..." "S-so what?" "Impossible to live with!" NejiHina... sort of. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Konoha Itching Crisis reviews
Shino comes up with a new technique... involving fleas. Soon, most of the people unfortunate to come into contact with him are scratching! And it's SPREADING! Will anyone save them? WHO? Angry Hinata? Fierce TenTen? Bored Gaara? Oneshot! Please REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Shino A., Lee R. - Complete
The Start of Something New reviews
Upon an afternoon of hunting, Edward Cullen finds himself in one of THE most horrific situations, meeting people you would least expect and having to deal with them all at the same time...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward