Ok so I gave up on my fanfic 11th territory because I got bored of it. Lets see. Who am I. Well. I'm a spaz. I love horses, twilight(time of day), sunshine, warmth, listen to music, animals, school, my friends, my family(even tho I say I hate them), my best friend is my dog, to sing(even tho I'm bad). I dislike mean people, haters, Miley Cyrus singing, Jonas brothers songs, when people constantly dis something, and umm idk.
My fav books are, My friend Flicka, Fire horse, Twilight saga, Pendragon series, Balck beauty, many others I cant think of. yeah so this is pretty much me in a nut shell.
Oh And I am a happy and content truffleholic. I cant stop eating them but only milk, white, and peanut butter ones
I almost cried when I read these.
I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
Iam the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
Iam the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
Iam the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.
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This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile
My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark
My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse
My name he calls I press myself
Against the wall. I try and hide
From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault
That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more, I finally get free
And I run for the door. He's already locked it
And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain
Again and again Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end! And he finally stops
And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!
Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun
he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy
I always have I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Franklin~ Paramore (im pretty sure this does not fit)
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
tears dont fall~ Bullet for my valentine (im pretty sure I dont regret cheating in the morning 'specialy cause i havent cheated)
3. Your teacher is...
Never think~Robbert Pattinson (uh i never listen to this song so idk)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Eyes on Fire~Blue Foundation (not sure but that would be cool)
5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Spotlight~Mutemath (i dont think so)
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Emergency~Paramore (yeah I think this fits)
7. How do you feel right now?
Conspiracy~ Paramore (YES TOTALY)
8.What's on your bedside table right now?
Supermassive black hole~Muse (yeah once things go on it they never come back)
9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Fashionista~Jimmy James (ummm NO)
10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
What I've Done~ Linkin Park (I'm pretty sure thats not it)
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
My Heart~Paramore (ok thats weird)
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
Whoa~Paramore (hey that could work)
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
Flat on the Floor~ Carrie Underwood (hey I like that song. yup)
14. Your life's theme song?
Go all the way(into the twilight)~ Perry Farrel (um maybe?)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Misery Business~ Paramore (No I dont think so)
16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Dear Maria, count me in~ All time low (i guess I'm jumping with someone named Maria)
17. Your motto is..
Monsoon ~Tokio Hotel (im pretty sure its not)
18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Love Story~Taylor Swift (i guess I'd buy myself love?)
19. What did you dream about tonight?
Fall for you~Secondhand serenade (umm i pretty sure thats not it)
20. Any last words?
In my place~Coldplay (i dont know)
A FEW RANDOM FUNNY SENTENCES THAT I LOVE:
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the
best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"
"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Ever had writers block when talking?
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."
People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Straight is something crooked that was bent.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.
If you suck at video games copy this into your profile.
If you think brunettes rock, copy this in your profile.
If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you totally messed up a story, or made it boring on the first chapter, in fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'if you think's copy this to your profile already!
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.( I've read till 4:53)
if you like poptarts copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate long profiles but have a long profile copy and paste it on to your profile.
Repost this if you agree For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is when you see the word APUSH and the first thing you think is if you add and l and space betwwn the a and p you get LA PUSH.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.