Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
NoOffense101 is my pen name,.
I used to be a huge twilight fan till about a thousand fan girls ruined it for me -.-
Also I AM CANADIAN!!
I do not live in an igloo.
Yes, as hard as it is to believe we have summer.
Yes, I survive winter.
No, Never seen a Polar Bear.
Yes, We have a thing called electricity
And we don't say eh all the time.
Randome stuff about me:
I'm 15, Female, with a passion for writing and books. I like to laugh, have fun and I push myself to do everything I can so I won' regret anything. I'm creative and love music and acting.
Books: HoN, 13 reason why, Blue Bloods, The Caster Cronicles and many others.
Movies: Princess Bride, Harry Potter, Titanic, An affair to remember, Robin Hood: Men in Tights. etc.
Activites: Swimming, Field Hockey, Horse back riding, Piano, writing, reading, singing.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
I'm the kinda girl who walk's into a door and apoligizes.
If you break into song at REALLY random moments, add this to your profile.
He told me he loved me and I laughed and said,
"Sorry, I'm allergic to Bullshit."