NoOffence101
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Joined 06-30-08, id: 1620001, Profile Updated: 01-09-11
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Hey there!

NoOffense101 is my pen name,.

I used to be a huge twilight fan till about a thousand fan girls ruined it for me -.-

Also I AM CANADIAN!!

I do not live in an igloo.

Yes, as hard as it is to believe we have summer.

Yes, I survive winter.

No, Never seen a Polar Bear.

Yes, We have a thing called electricity

And we don't say eh all the time.

Randome stuff about me:

I'm 15, Female, with a passion for writing and books. I like to laugh, have fun and I push myself to do everything I can so I won' regret anything. I'm creative and love music and acting.

Books: HoN, 13 reason why, Blue Bloods, The Caster Cronicles and many others.

Movies: Princess Bride, Harry Potter, Titanic, An affair to remember, Robin Hood: Men in Tights. etc.

Activites: Swimming, Field Hockey, Horse back riding, Piano, writing, reading, singing.

Random things:

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I'm the kinda girl who walk's into a door and apoligizes.

If you break into song at REALLY random moments, add this to your profile.

He told me he loved me and I laughed and said,

"Sorry, I'm allergic to Bullshit."

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Our Favorite Year by AnnaOtaku reviews
Drama seemed impossible in the inconsiquential town of Forks, but when Alice and Edward Cullen arrive, it's almost inevitable. Secrets revealed, hearts crushed, and a heap-load of punches thrown. Will Bella and crew ever be the same again? All Human. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,930 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
See Your Hero Come Running by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella moves back with her dad and older brother, Emmett when her mother dies. Bella is a quiet girl, shy and doesn't like meeting new people. Will the Cullens and Hales change that? ExB AxJ RxEm Rated T. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,528 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Gonna Give You Up by KelseyXDD reviews
Edward cheats on Bella, and Bella had walked in on it. Four months later, without contacting each other, Bella get's in major trouble. Can Edward come and save her, and be her Spider-Man again? ExB All Human. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wishes by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella is the new rebel in Forks High. When popular jock Edward wants to know her better, Bella tries to keep her distance. What happens when Edward sweeps her off her feet? Can Bella keep away any longer? ExB. Rated T. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,753 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Bella & Alice : The Prank War reviews
When Alice and Bella get pranked by the Cullen boys, they team up. And there's nothing scarier than a future seeing vampire pixie, and a clumsy, crafty human! This is my first FanFic but I think it's good lol! Chapter 4 here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Alice, Bella