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Joined 06-30-08, id: 1620047, Profile Updated: 06-11-13
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Tribe.

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Stories:
I'm just gonna write a little about each of my stories in this area, additional to authors comments within the story and the summary.

Naruto:
ChickenAss:
Just a fun little thing. It's complete, but I like to add things to my humerous oneshots. The first chapter was a bit of an experiment, I wanted to try out a more casual style. Within the second chapter I discovered my love for Sai.

Arches: Again just a humerous one-shot that turned into a two-shot. I'm hoping to add more chapters, and am rummaging around (not too actively) for snippets of ideas. You're welcome to suggest anything, if you want.
I like writing Hinata though, because you don't see a lot of her in the manga, therefore her personality could be anything. I'd imagine she'd be quite an entertaining person though, because if you spend most of your time stuttering and jabbing your fingers together in your social life, well... you gotta entertain yourself somehow, right? The more introverted you are, the more fucked up, in my opinion (experience).

Troublesome: One of my first posted things, a total drabble, I hate it. Enjoy.

Flirtatious Smiles and Crumpled Sheets: I really like the idea of this, even though I'm not a HinaSaku fan. I've got the ending worked out... this whole story is like a recount, a flashback but not a boring one. Haha, is that even possible in the Naruto universe?

Intoxicated by Your Kiss: Ah, yes. If you're a Narutard reading this, let me explain. Yes, I know you like this and want to poke me until I update. I'm sorry! I wrote the first chapter years ago- and I mean years. Over half a dozen years now? And kept referring back to it and adding and stuff... taking stuff away, re-writing, etc... And just posted it up, to see what people thought. People seemed to like it so much, I thought I'd continue. I mean, 15 reviews is convincing!
I'm playing with the idea of ripping it all down and re-writing it though. More detailed and stuff, flesh it out a bit.

The Misadventures of an 'Apparent' Playboy: Sometimes I just like playing with characters, and was fascinated by the amount of fans who depicted adult!Kiba as a total playboy. I disagreed with that, and this is the result. Poor guy :/

When You Forget the Soap, Don't Chance Getting It: OLDOLDOLDOLDOLD!!! But sometimes I really like clicking a story to find a few simple sentences that paint just a nice little thought that can drift out of my head whenever. Sometimes it's nice not to have to think about something, and that's why this story appeals to me.

ICHA ICHA-Wha?: I dunno, an attempt at semi-serious crack.

Never Noticed: DRABBLE DRABBLE DRAAABBBBBLLLEEE...

Sasuke-kun: I hate it. I want it to die. I want it to BURN. Yet it seemed to make some people smile, although I hate to be associated with it.

Much Ado About a Name: Interestingly enough, never read/seen the play Much Ado About Nothing. Therefore the story probably has nothing to do with it whatsoever.

Snap: One of the first stories I posted up here. Might leave it unfinished. Meh.

Harry Potter
A Good Snogging:
Don't expect to be hot under the collar after this. Pure fluff.

Mighter Than the Sword (both versions): Didn't delete the older one because it actually makes more sense to me.

Embarrasment: Shit title, but something to make you laugh...

Other
Different:
Bit of a character study. That is all.


Although I absolutley HATE ridiculously long profiles, because I'm such a shitty updater I thought I'd add a little section that I can update whenever I have time to tell you the status of my stories. Each time I make a new entry, the last will be deleted.

11.06.13
It's been 2 years since I last logged on. I got a review and it reminded me that this thing exists, hahaha.

So, good news or bad news? Well..

I don't write anymore. Stuff happened to me and now I can't write. I dunno. Too lazy? I just fell out of the habit. I find it bizarre that everyday I'd get back from school I'd write something. Now I read endless amounts of slash and live on tumblr.

So basically I'm gonna just say that everything is discontinued. Ohwells. Maybe one day but I'm trying to be realistic.

Oh! The good news! I have a full time job and a semi-sorta-getting there life. YAY.

Show your love by heeding the announcement below babes (lol jokes i know i am talking to myself rn)

Please show your support to the National Breast Cancer Foundation and make a donation. RIP Mum, you are lovely.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: A Sparrow's Eye View by LittleVampirateXX reviews
"Bugger. The word that summed everything up nicely. If my life was a word then that would be it. It would definitely be my favourite word if I was asked to pick one. Not that anyone would ever ask me to. But if they did then I would know what to say." The Pirates films, from Jack's Point of view with an added character ; JackxOC. Please R&R :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 136,480 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Everto by Rayneken reviews
Hinata meets Naruto, falls in love, and then finds out he's a demon. Because just when you think everything is going perfectly is when it always manages to mess up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,801 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Maybe It's Time to Come Home by RaitoFlavoredWaffles reviews
Ludwig is sent to live with his 'insane' brother because his parents don't trust him. His new neighbors might just be crazier. And what's up with that Italian kid next door who wears dresses? Is he the only sane one here? -Gerita!-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,700 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Baby Fever by Juupitrie reviews
Hanabi catches a terrible sickness she has sworn to her father she would never catch… It's a sickness that can take hold of even the strongest shinobi warrior. What will she do when the only permanent cure…is to get pregnant? HanaXKono NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,142 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Konohamaru S., Hanabi H.
Same Old, Nothing New by SilverHeart09 reviews
The sequel to 'Busy Day At The Office'- Hope you enjoy it! Featuring all the Marvel characters I can think of, please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3557 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Spaghetti und Würstchen by ate flexi reviews
One morning, Germany is cursed into becoming a female, forcing him to take on the alias, Lucia. Numerous other problems would subsequently follow as a certain Italian boy fell deeper in love with his female guise. His emotions are left in quite a frenzy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,200 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Blank Slate by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,472 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Shy Girl, Lonely Boy: NaruHina 50 ways by AbsintheJade21 reviews
Assortment of drabbles based on random themes to celebrate Naruto and Hinata! All quick and easy reads about their friendship/relationship. Stop in for a few! #48. "Bed" now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides by LittleVampirateXX reviews
Isabelle and Jack have been torn apart. Jack fights to get her back and carry out his plans to sail to Untamed Waters and the Fountain of Youth... with deadly consequences. Along the way we meet Jack's family, sirens, mermaids and creatures that lurk in the dark. Featuring my OC Isabelle Norrington and sequel to my versions of the rest of the ease R&R.JackxOC. Sequel up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,718 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Benefits of Amnesia by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Aftermath by IWantAPetBadger reviews
In wake of the second devastating defeat in less than 50 years, the Axis are split up to live under the separate houses of the Allies. Kept from their land and people, the Nations struggle to heal both body and soul. GerIta focused. Rated T for safety
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,468 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Germany
Not Another Dramione by WhiteRoses13 reviews
While trying to stay loyal to their own characters, as Head Boy and Girl, the two of them develop something forbidden. But will it all work out? Is it meant to be, or was it always fated to end in heartbreak and tragedy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,021 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sick and Tired by sockruse reviews
Karkat has always been convinced that his life is unbeatably shitty, but his entire perspective on life is thrown out the window when he's forced to move in with Gamzee Makara. 2nd person, multi-perspective. Side plots. Very angsty.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Spare Change by serenphoria reviews
Collection of shorts. Insights, projections, snapshots, theories, etc. #23: Jiraiya - Being ridiculously awesome comes at a cost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Jiraiya
Through These Albino Eyes by Flashback 1701 reviews
Gilbert is struggling to support himself and his kid brother, Ludwig, and if that weren't enough, he's surrounded by ghosts only he can see. Life can't possibly get any more chaotic until he runs into an old friend and everything spirals out of control.AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
A Small Crack in Perfection by eternalshiva reviews
In a modern world, Hinata was barely exposed to Naruto's constant belief in himself. Now in her mid 20s, she meets him again and discovers a crack in her careful wall of Hyuuga perfection. NaruHina / AU Modern Times. Adult themes - language, sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Change in Wind Across the Waters by Araseri reviews
Sequel to Change in Wind. Naruto finally remembers who has been missing in his life and, with the help of Sasuke, goes to find her despite the odds against him. But reuniting becomes harder than he had ever expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,602 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Doppelgänger by Flashback 1701 reviews
Ludwig wakes up and finds himself at the mercy or lack there of of a darker persona. Germany and Dark or Player 2 Germany. No pairings. Implied Character Death. Written for eryv.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Germany
Tumble Through Time by Flashback 1701 reviews
It's the 21st century, and a nasty fall has Ludwig convinced that he's on the verge of World War II. His familiar and devestating mindset has those around him in a state of panic and threatens to ruin the reputation he's worked so hard to save.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,900 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
heat wave by Alive In Wonderland reviews
Forget the exes. Have sex with me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
The Night by thelastingsacrifice reviews
The only evidence was the dark circle on the dirt, where that single tear had fallen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Germany - Complete
Fortitude by Flashback 1701 reviews
In which young Germany poses a question, and his big brother, Prussia, answers it. Written for the 100 Themes Challenge. Oneshot. No Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Dark Water Tides by Jaye Walker reviews
As if being betrayed by Italy in WWI wasn't enough, now Germany has to train him, too? Nevermind that Italy looks suspiciously like a past love whose name illudes him; Germany's got bigger things on his mind...like a crazy boss breathing down his neck!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,751 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Dear Italy by Sam King reviews
Alfred gives Ludwig a deal to help him out right after WWII. Facing depression after being seperated from his brother, Ludwig writes to Felicino in a series of letters. But why isn't the Italian getting any of them? Not a letter fic. GerIta & Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Hungry For Love by Flashback 1701 reviews
A humble baker, Ludwig falls in love with Crown Prince Feliciano and wants only a chance to use his skill as a pastry chef to prove it. With the prince's birthday coming up, he sets about baking the best cake possible. Fairytale AU. GerIta. Some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Guardian by Flashback 1701 reviews
As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Haunted by Dead English Authors by True Colours reviews
England is trying to deal with today's problems and form stable international relationships, but his past won't let him go. It seems he can't have a simple dinner-party without the ghosts of authors past chipping in, some helpfully, others...not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Don't Tell by dellums reviews
We've all got secrets, but this... this is different. This is something strictly between Gilbert and his grave, when the time for that comes. Except, the thing about secrets is they seem to have a habit of getting out, and it's really not up to you whether the consequences are favorable or... decidedly not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Viking Way by ArixaBell reviews
Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Snapshot by Flashback 1701 reviews
An innocent, carnival shooting game finds Ludwig lost in a muddle of painful memories and a haunting past. Oneshot. GerIta. Hetaverse. Rated for mentions of gore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Still I Rise by nooziewoozie reviews
#26 -- color: She sits huddled in on herself, looking washed out in grays and purples in the colorless predawn light. Primarily NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,433 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Push & Pull by chibismiles5266 reviews
Tell me, how does it feel? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Another Way to Win by Greader reviews
Neji verses Hinata in the Chunin exams. Different ways to win and lose. Crackfic. My first story. feel free to flame, but i wont read them. Rated T for drug references. Contains AU, OC behavior, and randomness, but only in some chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
FALLING by dreamer.at.heart reviews
Hinata has a habit of falling and refusing to stay down. And quite frankly, Naruto's tired of it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Eight by chickenwire reviews
A girl with no confidence, a boy who doesn't listen, a boy who thinks he's a man, and a teacher who doesn't know what to do. This is team eight, and though now they are weak, in time, they will grow.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Change in Wind by Araseri reviews
Hinata lives in a town inhabited with only females. Naruto lives in another town but full of males. Neither of them know about the other gender. What happens when Hinata accidentally ends up in Naruto's town?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,911 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Nuts & Bolts by textbooknarcissism reviews
In which Jarvis Rickrolls Tony's suit. Enjoy. Movieverse, One-shot.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Jarvis - Complete
Conventional Wisdom by alwaysnight reviews
In which Mycroft bequeaths a gift unto Sherlock, and John finds it hard to keep his cool. Chapter three: Ambulances. John/Sherlock. Eventual slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Incubus by kodak-85 reviews
Sasuke couldn't keep himself awake, the back of his eyelids dashed heavily with crimson. Until Naruto grinned at him and talked of demons, of blood, and would he like some coffee? AU, NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Absolutely Forbidden by Ruby Friday reviews
Hinata didn't know why she did it, but she did, and it was exhilarating...and Naruto was very impressed. NaruHina, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Curtains by hungrytiger11 reviews
Hinata knows nothing about interior decorating, but Neji, it seems knows even less. The Mission? Get curtains for Neji and maybe even some bravery for herself. Neji/hinata if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Mi Casa by ArtificialLung reviews
Wherein Italy teaches Germany about the meaning of 'Home'. Oneshot flowery psuedo-porn, N.Italy/Germany in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Ich Schweige by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
From the moment Ludwig was born he didn't utter a single word. He simply decided that he would forever be mute. Oneshot. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
To See Your Face by Jelp reviews
All Naruto wanted was to see Sasuke happy. Though preferably with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Since when did the closet become Heaven? by Furui reviews
Hidan wants to play 7 mins in heaven, and Hidan gets what Hidan wants. Tobi and Deidara, dark tiny closet, you know how this is gonna turn out ;D R&R Humor, Hidan's cursing, TobiDei ;D all you need rolled into one long one-shot. No OOC either xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Touch by ThisBirdTooHasFlown reviews
Malfoy, after helping Harry, Ron, and Hermione escape from Malfoy Manor, finds himself accompanying them as they seek out the last of the horcruxes. However, Hermione is certain that he is hiding something... and he won't let anyone touch him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,074 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Types by Rayneken reviews
Naruto is the "Guy's-guy" type. Hinata is the 'Classic-girl' type. Together, they're a type all their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Victory by Rat-chan reviews
Watson uses less than fair play to win an argument with Holmes after a boxing match. Watson/Holmes. Rating for slight language and sensual content.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Dream and Reality by sweet-and-simple reviews
It is so hard to decipher the two... Especially with so much at stake.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ultimatum by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Let's Back Up by Juupitrie reviews
"Naruto, do you even know what a 'backup spouse' is?" "Of course I do!" "Well, then, you're a jerk!" "Ok…wait, I lied. I don't get it, I guess…" NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Pranks by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Naruto could always tell when Sasuke was having a quarrel with his girlfriend. SasuHina, at twelve. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Revulsion by chibismiles5266 reviews
Neji is asked to help Hinata train and he takes advantage of the opportunity. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Panties by snowflake98 reviews
Hinata is much more worried about her dress than the fact that she's supposed to be telling her friends something important. NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Five People by Suni-Dlight reviews
Ten Of them will return to repeat their seventh year. Will they be able to begin anew or will old grudges resurface? One things for sure: None of them will leave without learning something about themselves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Busy Day At The Office by SilverHeart09 reviews
IM conversation bickering contest between Tony and Pepper, and occasionally the rest of the Avengers, even Dummy, Butterfingers and JARVIS make an appearance! Apparently it's the funniest fic on here, or so my ego has been told! Please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Winter Walk by Dragon's top hat reviews
A short drabble, written during a terrible blizzard.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Holmes Saves the Day and his Watson by SilverCat63 reviews
On Watson's wedding day, a drunk Holmes comes to save him from "making a terrible mistake." Crack!fic warning, folks. Slight slashy undertones of a Holmes/Watson nature.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Born of Fire by Emmy Kay reviews
As a firefighter, Naruto knows how to keep cool in any situation. So how’s the cute new cook making him hot under the collar? Heavy innuendo and double-entendre. AU wackiness. Submitted to Perpetual159's Dattebayo challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Forming friendship by d'Kathethan reviews
Neji and Hinata walk home after Neji is released from hospital after his fight with Kidomaru. An unexpected thing happens. Neji Hinata friendship, no romance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Letters by fiesa reviews
Neither of them remembered when the letters started. And neither of them remembered the cause for the fight, either. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Loose Change by Canadino reviews
When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Across the Board by Poison-Laced reviews
Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.Alice is taken back to Underland after the demise of the White Queen.Alice is the next successor to the throne but there are trials to be passed before she can claim the crown .Hatter is waiting to escort his majesty .
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Miles Above by Newbie GK reviews
Hinata loved being scheduled for the same flight as Captain Naruto… except when she was trying to avoid him. Like now. Written for the Men in Uniform Challenge. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Messenger A Clones Side Story by eternalshiva reviews
A side story to perpetual159’s Clones. Naruto makes the mistake of sending a rogue messenger clone to tell Hinata he will be late from his meeting, she, on the other hand, discovers how to tell him her most intimate desires. NaruHina & Naruko Fun. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Through The Wall by mirimo-cat reviews
A tired English student asks one too many questions about the logic of Hamlet... Elsinore will never be quite the same again.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
American Humor by Pettie reviews
Tony tries to explain an American joke to Ziva. Drabble. My first NCIS fic. Enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
ILoveYou has 8 letters, but so does Bullshit by myoue reviews
Normalcy is overrated. An epic tale that isn't really epic after all. Just a tale of one segment of my life with a little bit of Sasuke shoved in it. OK a lot of Sasuke. Hey, I think I love him though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eight Trigrams by Fake Bliss reviews
Hinata knew that she never should have trusted that mischievous grin. Naruhina. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Drastic Holiday by Cataglottisme reviews
Too much attention! Her father wants grandchildren ASAP, the Hyuuga Elders are plotting to strip her of the heiress title, and Tsunade-sama explained that her jounin nomination was 'a bit of a bet, actually’... Hinata just wanted some holiday! -NaruHina-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,728 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Hinata's New Look by swandreamer reviews
Hinata dyed her hair. Whatever. Neji hates it! And he'd do anything to dye it back to its original color.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures by Kasumi Karen reviews
Anko and Hinata on a mission together? Whats the mission about? Hey Hinata dont faint!… yet. NOT YURI! - COMPLETED -.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,267 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hinata H., Anko M. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by MRBee reviews
Sleep Deprivation is the #3 cause of death for a ninja. Naruto had it... until he finally was able to sleep... with Hinata in his arms. Naruhina FLUFF R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,743 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Changing Lives of Hinata Hyuuga by ForeverFighter reviews
Basically? Hinata flees Konoha to start a new life. But her past is never far behind. And what do you do when your past turns up in the form of a certain blond, foxy shinobi on your ramen stand? And is there ever such a thing as staying true to yourself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Bumpy Rumpy Tumpty by Cataglottisme reviews
Sai did not stop at reading Icha-Icha. He annotated it. He did research on it. He drew theories out of it. When he started using said theories to psychoanalyze people, Yamanaka Ino knew she had to step in, in order to avoid a bloodbath. Gen, InoSai-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sai, Ino Y.
Chiseled by 0xRosethornx0 reviews
It was then that Neji realized he had left his shirt back in the training grounds. NejixHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Improper by nooziewoozie reviews
Hinata was eighteen, squeamish, and clad in nothing but a black minidress, red satin pumps and the shreds of her dignity. --A nightclub, a margarita, and a push-up bra. NejiHina. EDIT: Rating upped because there is more groping, as groping is always fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Wake Up by icantseeyourstar reviews
And the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.' Tayuya lived as she died.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N.
Accept Me by Takagou reviews
Naruto, hated and known only as the demon within him, is held in a holy palace for safe keeping. Hinata, a lonely Priestess is sent to the Kyuubi Palace. Can the two find acceptance in each other, or will an impending doom keep them apart? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,825 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Role Reversal by JammerLea reviews
A one-shot from a prompt based off of the "You be Italy, and I’ll be Germany" comic. Germany x N. Italy. Just fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
IS THIS A DISTRACTION? by AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole reviews
Tobi makes a mess. :3 TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Like the Back of My Hand by Juupitrie reviews
Hinata knows Naruto like the back of her hand, so she's surprised and secretly smug when he challenges her to a game of 'who knows who best'. NarutoXHinata one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
She Screamed by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Hinata is silent. Hinata is quiet. Hinata does not shout. Hinata does not raise her voice. Not when she's happy. Not when she's sad. Not even when she's in pain. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Discovering Ludwig by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
When Germany starts another World War, everyone has had enough. Stripped down, remade, this is the story of New Germany. Starting from scratch, being raised by a new Austro-Hungarian alliance, about to meet Italy – who will turn his world upside down. #7
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,220 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sweet, sweet strawberries by VerballyDeclined reviews
Kyohei's hunger plus the sweet smell of food coming from Sunako. Nothing could happen... right? KyoxSun
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Grudges by Sleaw reviews
Naruto and others are sent out on what is supposed to be a simple mission, but before long they are confronted with a long-forgotten enemy, an enemy that seeks revenge...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Aquired Taste by MRBee reviews
Who knew candy could bring people together. At least for a certain couple, though it did leave the blond with an aching tongue. Nothing a good kiss wouldn't fix. NaruHina One-shot FLUFF R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Special Mechanization by sarsaparillia reviews
Hinata is not a pacifist, she is simply... different, really. — Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sorted That One Out by Mouse and Stupid Productions reviews
Really short oneshot about when Scorpius gets sorted... No pairings...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Drunken Gentle Fist by AngelAnimefan reviews
Naruto's about to figure out that Lee isn't the only natural practitioner of drunken fist... NaruHina. Finally Completed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team Heatstroke by The Bellmaker reviews
When team 8 ventures into the desert, they still don't shed their coats... Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Nosebleeds by turtlechick reviews
Tenten gets a nosebleed, and no, it's not from Neji. It could be later though. Nejiten, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Cinderella by DesolateBeauty reviews
My version of Cinderella
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay by Greenaleydis reviews
Draco disguises himself as a girl to prove that Hermione Granger is indeed batting for the other team - but his plan turns out to be way more traumatizing in the end than he'd originally thought. Fluffy fem-slash goodness - maybe something else. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Laundry Nite by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] It's laundry night for Ino, and she gets a sudden surprise in the form of sweat-slicked, half-naked Kiba. Yum. Ino/Kiba, Ino-centric. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
Special Delivery by Emmy Kay reviews
The new girl in the mailroom receives something unexpected. NaruHina. AU. Crack-lite. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Water by neverland300690 reviews
When is it that everything ends and new stories begin? Where is that thin line before awaking that we remember our dreams? For Hinata, that dream point it going to be under water...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Green M&M's by PeinSaku reviews
When she saw the e-mail was from Ino, she should have deleted it. But, of course, being the curious little person she was, Sakura had opened it. She couldn't help it; she just had to know. — AU. Crack!fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] - Complete
A Telltale Detail by Takagou reviews
Naruto begins to feel an intense attraction to Hinata that stretches late into the night. When she appears at his apartment, it is a fantasy too good to be true. NaruHina oneshot with manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
If You Can't Stand the Heat by moonjump05 reviews
...Then get out of the kitchen. "Maybe next time I'll just bring you breakfast in bed." NaruHina. Lemon-scented.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tale of a Makeshift Cutlery Drawer by Inglorious DMK reviews
Germany’s woken up in any number of strange scenarios, but it’s terribly more distressing when it’s one of his own creation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Long Story Short by therealesther reviews
A mission in 10 sentences. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You Are Not A Monster by Takagou reviews
A NaruHina oneshot w/ manga spoilers. Naruto returns to Konoha after his battle, and the first person he sees is Hyuuga Hinata. Now that she knows he contains the Kyuubi, what will she think of him?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sick Day by High Summoner Sakura reviews
Sakura wakes up one day to find herself sick for the first time in years. Her team gets wind of this and immediately head to her house, intent on taking care of her. How will this turn out? Team7/Sakura one-shot. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Delicate Condition by Shawny Wong reviews
A mistake at the hospital’s pharmacy causes trouble for many kunoichi in Konoha – and Hinata finds herself in a delicate condition. Written for Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. NaruHina. Minor pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Deaths of Kishimoto by King Hawke reviews
Kishimoto dared to kill Hinata, the love of so many fans such as myself. In this oneshot, he got a small portion of what he deserves! Completed until further notice, but probably fully completed for good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
More Like the Rain by turtlechick reviews
As the rain fell before me, I thought about one thing; I needed to be more like the rain. I needed to be able to fall without being afraid of the consequences. AU Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cops and Curators by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hinata's late for work and the world seems to be conspiring against her, until she's knocked to the ground. It should be illegal for a man to look that good in a police uniform. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Desperation by Jelp reviews
Everyone has a snapping point, even Hinata. And when Hinata snaps, her secret fantasy becomes her new desperation: lose her virginity to Naruto by any means possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,251 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Take A Picture by Mewdu reviews
Talking to a random stranger that could have killed her in a second was probably not the smartest thing Sakura's ever done. Especially since this stranger is a member of the akatsuki. But she was having a bad day...HidaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Haze by still-lilies reviews
Germany remembers, realizes, recalls. He, himself, his memories, Italy, and Holy Roman Empire. Companion fic to Broken Smiles, suggested to be read first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
SHUT UP! by KivaEmber reviews
AU Germancest/Incest. It all started out as a joke. Then things got...weird. Rather crackish PrussiaxGermany GilbertxLudwig
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Different Day by GlassCase reviews
“Prove you’re not gay, Dobe.” Sasuke said. “How?” Naruto asked. Sasuke rolled his eyes, “Kiss a girl.” He answered. NaruHina One-shot Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Asshole tax by Rainbrat reviews
//SasuSaku// "If any girl can stand your son, I'll worship the ground she walks on." Because 'I love you' is just so at the point of redundancy. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Protect by therealesther reviews
Kakashi wonders, as he uses his spare afternoon to go sit in the waiting area of the clinic where Sakura is training, whether he is going too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Prior Engagement by Emmy Kay reviews
Hinata's on a blind date - and guess who crashes? NaruHina. A little fluffy, a lot goony. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sugar and Smiles by TENDERvanilla reviews
-AU- What becomes of an Ordinary Joe trying to get somewhere in life and the cute patissiere down the street, who seems all sugar and smiles, makes his heart run a thousand miles. NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Booboo by Emmy Kay reviews
Hinata is a kindergarten teacher. What's Naruto doing in her classroom? NaruHina. Very fluffy. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hit the fan by Rainbrat reviews
Sasuke smells like soap. I know this from falling right on freakin' top of him. “Haruno, as a bodyguard, your job is to protect the client, not molest him.” SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misery Moments by Bryrony reviews
Misery has fallen in love with her doctor Mr M. Ooze. Using Venus's Typewriter, a variety of illnesses, Malaise, Malady and help from Ruby she is able to capture his heart, but so has Malaise... Ruby Gloom FF, Reviews Appreciated.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008
For Every Season by Shawny Wong reviews
It started in the spring with laughter. It grew in the summer under her touch. By the time it was winter, Naruto finally figured it out. NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pain in the Ass by Haraio reviews
Five years after their battle, Tayuya and Shikamaru are living together. But tonight, Tayuya is giving Shikamaru a night he will never forget... Rated for sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N. - Complete
When the walls fell by Rainbrat reviews
At night, Sasuke never needs a teddy bear. He already has his own. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dancing in the Sheets by neome89 reviews
After a school trip to Hogsmeade, Hermione wakes to find herself in a rather compromising position with Draco Malfoy.... Rating may go up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,335 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Who wants to be a millionaire Naruto style by Rockcrab reviews
Who wants to be a millionaire... duh. Rated T because I say everything is rated T because that is how I do... This summary is lame, but the story is better. Read and Review so I can be happy. Other animes are now included.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Naruto
Birds and Bees by dave-d reviews
They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Exhibit A: Draco Malfoy by meredith1018 reviews
One-shot. Hermione's been writing an autobiography, and this is what she has to say about a certain Slytherin. DH compliant but not Epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Water by Don't Use Anymore reviews
Somedays, you just want to kill everyone. For Tayuya, this is one of those days. Oneshot, rated for Tayuya's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Suigetsu H., Tayuya - Complete
Every Angle by Lutralutra reviews
She is between them, beside them, behind them, in front of them, and she sees all their sides. Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
C Rank Mission by therealesther reviews
The flower stays in Sakura’s hair until she reaches Konoha, and when she writes her mission report, she omits certain irrelevant episodes which had no bearing whatsoever on the outcome of the mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Nineteen Years Old by therealesther reviews
She knows it, it screams from her very bones to the tips of her fingers, it should not have happened this way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Make It In Slytherin by kate04 reviews
She had stood up from the bed and started toward me as I ranted. There was something very predatory about her gait. And it was damn sexy.' Drabble. Dramione. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just The Mundane by Lorelei Utahime reviews
Just another day in the life of the Sound Four.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Tayuya, Kidomaru - Complete
The Broom Closet by Gilmore-007 reviews
**Hermione/Draco** They compete in class. One loses, one wins. They fight in the corridor. They're caught by Filch. They're locked in a closet. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coffee High by Mydnyt reviews
Hermione," Draco said, watching as her bouncing ceased as she ate, her eye lids drooping slightly, "what are you eating?" "Cereal," she replied and glanced at the clock over the fire place. "Yay for breakfast at eleven at night!" Short fic. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All Locked Up by TheLocket reviews
It began with a slice of Chocolate Cake. After a Delicate Situation and a Closet Affair, Hermione realizes that her secret must be kept All Locked Up. But Draco Malfoy isn't exactly easy to forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Changes by lil.ramen.lover reviews
Lethal, cold and beautiful. A dangerous combination as heartbreak causes great changes as shinobis discover that love isn’t worth the pain. [R&R! Charcters OOC. I'm trying something a little different here, so let me know what you think! please read it!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Back to the Wall by Runespoor reviews
Hinata flinches every time someone touches her back. Neji is intrigued. NejiHina, something of a PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Notice Me! by Suni-Dlight reviews
God, it's like he's totally oblivious to the fact that i'm sitting right in front of him. Maybe i should wear a sign with big flashing lights and it'll say 'I FREAKING LIKE YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,990 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Lemon Drops by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
A talk in Dumbledore's study leads to some interesting revelations. Set during HBP, slightly AU. Draco/Hermione Random Sentences Challenge from Kore-Of-Myth on Writing Challenges forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Monopoly by Don't Use Anymore reviews
Tayuya and Kidomaru play a game of monopoly that goes horribly, horribly wrong. Not TayuyaxKidomaru. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Kidomaru, Tayuya - Complete
Allergic by geekorama reviews
Draco Malfoy is befuddled. He seems to be confused as to why his body is reacting a certain way to a certain someone. Frankly, I think he's being quite stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Snowflakes falling on my head by Flametongue reviews
AU.Shikamaru had never seen Christmas as anything other than a silly holiday that brought upon him many troublesome situations. Little did he know that this Christmas would bring a great change to his life, all because of a few coins. Strong Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,894 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya
More Deadly Than The Male by Lellian reviews
Why Tayuya and brothels don’t mix and why Kidoumaru really, really didn’t want to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Kidomaru, Tayuya - Complete
Cookies by Araseri reviews
Kiba decides to have a snack when no ones at home.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Hairdo by Kannika reviews
...Mind telling me how you got talked into this one' 'Mind if I don't' Nejiten hair abuse XP ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nice Legs by therealesther reviews
Had he just said that out loud? Kakashi suddenly felt the urge to try out one of those suicide jutsus he'd been saving for a rainy day."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Shadows and Notes by Hokata Yuy reviews
When a prisoner doesn't want to talk, sometimes you have to get creative. ShikaTayuya? R for language I'll update soon, promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,586 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya
Bubble Wrap by myoue reviews
POP! It's just bubble wrap. What's wrong with that? "Oh, hell no..." SasuSaku Oneshot. What Sasuke thinks on things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Betty Crocker's Guide to Marvellous Baking by formerlyknownasone reviews
One, chuck in random ingredients. Two, bash the dough. Three, pop it the oven and hope for the best. Caution: Recipe may not work. A DMHG Christmas one shot. Read, and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trick or Treat by sharingank reviews
Tobi had been in a strange mood all day. DeiTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Like This by sharingank reviews
Deidara would be so easy to break. TobiDei. Contains spoilers if you haven't kept up in the manga.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Some School Rules Should Never Be Broken by TheLocket reviews
Hermione is usually the model student, but what happens when she breaks one of the most important rules at Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Loki by sharingank reviews
Everybody has secrets. DeiTobi. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Shinobi Spiderman by Bread-Making-Viking reviews
Kiba attempts to get a reaction out of Shino by taunting him a bit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
The Cinderella Makeover Naruto Style by CharismaHarmony reviews
[AUModern]When Hinata’s best friend, Naruto said that she wasn’t the type of woman men fall in love with, she bet him 1000 she’d have a marriage proposal in 3 months. She turned her tomboy self into a sexy siren, the world’s most eligible bachelor moved i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Learning Experience by LovelessNoire reviews
Team eight. Kiba's dominance issues, Shino's personal space issues, and Hinata's shyness. Also, Kurenai reads too much fanfic. That's all I have to say. Alternate title: The Collar.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Operation: Bring home Naruto by Dragonwannabe reviews
Hinata's been assigned the mission of getting Naruto back home safely after his last dangerous assignment. But can she handle the undercover identity as his girlfriend that she’d been given without revealing her true feelings for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,220 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Lex and Boredom by Even Gods Dream reviews
Lex gets a tad bored, and there's no one else around but poor old Bray. Why not play games boys? [Slash, LexXBray]
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Dear Draco Malfoy by FrecklesWeasley reviews
Draco is a big jerk and everyone knows it, even now that he's out of Hogwarts. What would it take to get him change his ways? [terrible summary sorry] R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Inner Monologue by therealesther reviews
He broke that leg on purpose damnit! KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Unbalanced Chivalry by therealesther reviews
Sakura suddenly realised it was probably the sweetest, most chivalrous, if unbalanced thing any man had ever done for her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Time For a Change by LoriLynn1 reviews
Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson have a Potions mishap and end up switching bodies with one another. Because their Potion grade is at stake, they are forced to go along with these roles until the antidote is made. 6th year, multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,218 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Let Me Get That by sharingank reviews
If Tobi wanted to bake a cake, fine, but he shouldn't have dragged Deidara into it, too. DeiTobi oneshot. Rated T for mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Infinity by Antifishestablishmentarianist reviews
A Team Eight fic. Rated T because I can. 'Team Eight was not chosen because they fit together… they were chosen because they fit with no one else.' HinataKibaShino Team. Hints of KurenaixAsuma, nongraphic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
The Question by sharingank reviews
In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by therealesther reviews
When you can get away with anything...KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu: A Love Story by sharingank reviews
One day, Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. Parodyfic. Rated M for language and sex talk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Behind the Shelf by Tiamat's Child reviews
Hinata is bad with words.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fishing by sharingank reviews
Deidara just needs to learn to relax. DeiTobi friendship piece. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
My One Exception by shinee-pebbles reviews
Sasuke hates girls. Sasuke hates sweets, but maybe he'll make one exception, at least for now. 'The lollipop isn't that bad...' He thought.[kiddie fic][SasuHina][Another below T rating!][cool.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stealing Innocence by shinee-pebbles reviews
Sasuke wants to steal some innocence back into his life. Hinata. Innocence of the Innocent. Surely she has some to spare..? [SasuHina][Short & Lemony][Rape & Fluff?] clarify your own opinions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
By the Way by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was exquisite, the way his face fell, the way his eyes grew round, the way his mouth dropped open: he was a study in disappointment, his dashed hopes cluttering the space that loomed large and noticeable in between us. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,273 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snow Angels by sharingank reviews
In which Tobi shows Deidara the importance of appreciating simple things...like snow angels. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Curiosity by MaiTei San reviews
Kiba's dying to know. Shino's just tired. Mabey if he tells him one last time, he'll get off his back. [Slight ShinoKure & ShinoHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Someday by MaiTei San reviews
Sakura asks Kakashi a simple question. She's waiting for a simple answer, but what will our favorite silver haired pervert say?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Abstract Concepts by shinee-pebbles reviews
Life is full of Abstract concepts, Sasuke and Hinata both learn this lesson.A bit citrusy, not quite lemon, maybe orange. My first citrus, so don't be gentle, or I won't learn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Concerning Nail Polish by sharingank reviews
In which Tobi has a dilemma in the middle of the night, and requires Deidara's assistance. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Twenty Facts About Team Eight by Tiamat's Child reviews
Twenty things that are from certain angles true about rookie team eight.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Dessert older by Shady Bishie reviews
Naruto can't decide what to order for dessert at the ramen bar, and Hinata comes along...and dessert is forgotten. NaruHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Teach Me by sharingank reviews
Tobi is a very eager student, though he hasn't quite grasped the fact that Deidara is an unwilling teacher. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by dave-d reviews
In his late teens, Naruto had begun to notice girls. There was one girl in particular he finally set his sights on. It should be easy to win her heart, right? He had to make sure. [NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Because I know him by The Twillight Owl reviews
This is a one shot, Hinata centric. I used the song Black Tangled Heart, from Silverchair to help the development.NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Campfire by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8. It starts with Kiba asking Shino a simple question and ends with Kiba trying to kill Shino and Hinata punching Kiba into a tree to stop him. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Sketchy by Unborn Lord Xion reviews
Jiraiya's been a bad, bad man. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
No Surrender by Unborn Lord Xion reviews
Hyuuga Neji does not give up. NejiNaruHina. Slash. Containts vicarious boysnogging.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cheap Hotels by Spazoid reviews
Every member of Team Eight sleeps differently. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Let's Play A Game by Hokata Yuy reviews
If you've got a burning question, sometimes it doesn't matter if you're in the middle of a battle, you've just gotta ask it. Shikamaru & Tayuya fun [rating bump for langauge]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya - Complete
Curses! by Spazoid reviews
Kiba teaches Hinata something new. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
It is the Lark by Szabotage reviews
What do you say the morning after? KakaSaku, vignette written for challenge, oneshot, WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Down with Love by SteelBlade reviews
Team 8 gets a rather interesting assassination mission
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2005
A Little Piece of Sincerity by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Mandatory Alliance by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: A mandatory correspondence with a foreign wizarding school and a chance encounter with two Gryffindors start a chain of events that leaves Draco Malfoy reaching an inevitable conclusion: he is madly in love with Hermione Granger. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,078 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Did I come at a Bad Time the Revised Edition by therealesther reviews
This is for readers who may have been severely traumatized by the original version (as many people said they were!) enjoy! also includes a note about Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2005
Another Typical Love Story by EneriRenie reviews
The setting: still a ninja village. The characters: a lazy boy and a domineering female. The ending? Easy enough. The epilogue? Far, far off.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2004
Lost In Carrot Soup by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke has a cold, and Sakura is determined to be the one to get him nursed back to health- with the less-than willing help of another infamous young genius, that is . . . ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2004
You Are Also Human by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke loses to the last person he ever thought he would. 200-word drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004
A Typical Love Story by EneriRenie reviews
The setting: a ninja village. The characters: a clueless boy [coughNarutocough] and a quiet girl [coughHinatacough]. And the end? Wait, there's an epilogue?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
This Is Not a Love Story by Sunfreak reviews
Hinata has a question, and Gai's team has a lot of opinions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2004
Bird Kitten Doll by Sunfreak reviews
Hanabi's strange excuse for a childhood. One-sided HanabiHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2003
Fledgling by Moonsheen reviews
Stand up, Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2003
Playing Keep Away by Sunfreak reviews
The inner Sakura and the outer are starting to cause trouble for each other, and a certain matter of the heart offers up its usual problems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2003
Small Talk by Moonsheen reviews
"He remembered something of the master." Morino Ibiki is called in to question a...Special case.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2003
The House Guests by Moonsheen reviews
Lee's friends come to visit, and Sakura worries for her sanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2003
Morning After by Moonsheen reviews
...Otherwise known as damage control. Semi-sequel to The Golden Rule. Sasunaru. Implied yaoi. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2003
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/4/2003
Lex Rhymes With... by Random reviews
Short story about Chloe and her rhyming poem. What really rhymes w/ Lex?
Tribe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2002
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The Misadventures of an 'Apparent' Playboy reviews
Sure, at one point in my life I did have many girlfriends in a short span of time- some even overlapping, but there is a perfectly acceptable explanation about that. You see, all those chicks were crazy. Kiba POV DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kiba I.
Intoxicated by Your Kiss reviews
You might think it horribly shallow of me to be doing this. To be teaching someone to kiss with 'no personal feelings involved'...But then you obviously have no idea how hard it is to resist Uzumaki Naruto. Especially if you're me. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Flirtatious Smiles and Crumpled Sheets reviews
They didn't mean it to happen, honestly. It just did. They both thought it was wrong at first, but they also became addicted to each other. By the end, the didn't even have a say. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
ChickenAss reviews
The great Uchiha Sasuke, sulking? It can't be! No- wait. Sasuke, are you POUTING? Oneshot. Slight SasuSaku, not enough to make you implode. Pokes fun at Sasuke, kukuku. Now a two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Arches reviews
The secret to becoming a true Hyuga...just something to make you smile. EDIT: few spelling mistakes corrected, and now a 2-shot. Rating upped for tiny bit of language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hinata H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Troublesome
She is troublesome- that is the word to describe her. But just this once...Shikamaru thinks it would be even more troublesome if she wasn't around. Drabble, 557 words. Reveiw and you recieve a portion of small childs soul!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Shikamaru N., Tekka U. - Complete
A Good Snogging reviews
"Granger, you need a good snogging." He sounded delighted at her reaction, and Hermione was fairly sure it had nothing to do with her fish impersonation. Oneshot. Dramonie, Rated T because it's not quite K. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Different reviews
She filled all of them with the urge to shake her, to drag her out of her fantasy land, to put her in the hell that they were all suffering. To smash her world to pieces. Then one day, it did. Different view on Tai San. R&R. Lil bit LexTai if you squint
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tai-San - Complete
When You Forget The Soap, Don't Chance Getting It reviews
Title explains all.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
ICHA ICHAWha? reviews
Not your average story! Who's the killer on the loose? Who's this 'princess? & will Sasuke ever say anything other than 'Hn? All these questions and more will be answered in...drumroll please, ICHA ICHA PARADISE: THE KONOHA WAY! DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Never Noticed reviews
So much the same, yet so different. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasukekun reviews
Sasuke-kun..." just ignore it Sasuke, just ignore it..."Sasuke-kun?" ARGH! Why won't she stop the act? 'Sasuke soon does. Oneshot SasuSaku, Rated T for infrequent language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Much Ado About A Name reviews
So...what exactly IS her last name? Neji finds out. NejTen, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mightier Than The Sword reviews
Because sometimes, violence is the only answer. Warning: Stabbing with a quill is involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mightier Than The Sword old reviews
What do you do to a slimy good-for-nothing ferret who needs a lesson and a personality change? Stab him with a quill of course! Rated T because...well, becuase stabbing with a pen is involved. REVISED VERSION NOW UP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Embarrassment reviews
Do you love to see Draco Malfoy humiliated? I sure do. Especially in THAT department, if you catch my drift. Dramonie of you squint. Doesn't bash Malfoy... well... maybe just a little :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snap reviews
The fact that she loves him is bloody general knowledge! If you went to a foreign country where they didn't even know how to count and asked 'Who does Hinata love' they'd slap you and say 'Naruto you idiot' CANCELLED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
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