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A Big Enough Umbrella by bornonhalloween reviews
Even a superhero has to pull on his tights one leg at a time. An "Old School" sequel as told by Umbrella Man himself. Rated M because they can't keep their hands off each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,224 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 10/18/2017 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Complete
Old School by bornonhalloween reviews
He's old school, and I think I like it! 2nd Place Judges' and Public Votes, P.S. I LOVE YOU CONTEST.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Cops and Vloggers by LyricalKris reviews
So you're standing in line for coffee, minding your own business, when a sexy cop with nerdy tattoos walks into your life. Soon, you have yourself a sexy, nerdy cop boyfriend who rocks your world. Cops can't be seen on social media, did you know that? Bella didn't. That was going to be a challenge considering she made her living as a vlogger who documented her so-called nerdy life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,491 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's a Word for It by eiluned price reviews
I hadn't liked 17-year-old boys even when I was 17. So what is it about Edward Cullen that's so compelling? Whatever it is, I can't afford to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8334 - Favs: 8,257 - Follows: 7,861 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sear by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella, one week into a housesitting job, has an unexpected, late night visitor. Written using WitFits. Short. Drama and romance, of course, but also...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 5788 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking Too Much by m81170 reviews
Jobless, penniless, college dropout Edward takes a chance on a Craigslist job listing to be the face of Jasper's new company. An unlikely friendship blossoms over pancakes and ketchup but is tested when a saucy new waitress catches Edward's eye. Too bad she's the press, and Edward can't afford to be scooped. Life is hard for an ex-Russian-Literature-Major turned professional liar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,316 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20371 - Favs: 13,735 - Follows: 5,610 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4051 - Favs: 4,751 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4726 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10770 - Favs: 12,169 - Follows: 12,730 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7231 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pilus Abrumpo by belladonnacullen reviews
You know you have too much free time on your hands when you write something like this. Vampires, plus sex, plus a little wine and some facebook friends equals this silliness. Enjoy. Oh, ExB, Isle Esme, canon-kinda', o/s, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry Moon by lola-pops reviews
In 1962 I find truth in bad boys, loud cars and cheap bourbon. Originally written for the 2011 FGB Compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rubbish by belladonnacullen reviews
Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 2837 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delta of Mercury by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7786 - Favs: 9,547 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete