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Soulless Lovers by kirallie reviews
Xander left with Jesse instead of the young vampire dying. The two eternal teens have found a new hutning ground, Stanford. A certain young hunter catches their attention one night. Slash, threesome for a little.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/27/2013 - [Xander H., Jesse M.] [Sam W., Dean W.]
Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,732 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri
Naruto's Last Resort by Yaraslava Rada reviews
Naruto gets sent in the past to change the future. Will he manage to keep his secret undercover or will it be blown sky high? T for language, possible perverseness and anything I missed...NOW COMPLETELY REWRITTEN. PLEASE READ FROM THE BEGINNING! 07/14
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,893 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Bringer of Dawn by dsha801 reviews
God!Chuck returned to Heaven just after the boys convinced Cas to stop his deal with Crowley. All must be good then, right? Well, it is if you don't count the archangels, who are now humans, that Chuck keeps dumping on them. But hey, at least they got Balthazar as their heavenly maid. Sequel of 'Who is like God'
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer, Michael
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,102 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Dusk to Dawn by HeadGirl91 reviews
AU. Non-magic. Twilight Crossover. Slash. "Guys, this is Harry Potter. He's going to be one of us." Harry moves to Forks after being expelled, and is in for the shock of a lifetime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Edward
Yorozuya, where have you been? by Yaana reviews
They now know he is Shiroyasha. Warnings: Contains spoilers if you have not read up until chapter 385 of the manga. No pairings.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Gintoki S., Yato Clan, Shinsengumi, Kiheitai
Obito's Guide to Time Skips by manga-neko-96 reviews
When Obito sacifices his own life to save Kakashi's, he doesn't die. Instead, the universe decided to send him and his new team members to various times in the future. How will this affect the fate if the world? If Obito has anything to do with it, you know it's going to be EPIC! Not your usual time-traveling Obito story :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,927 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Rin, Shisui U., Obito U./Tobi
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Party Games? Why not! by hollbets reviews
A little BB multichapter story. It's the annual christmas party, and lets just say, the squints are bored. How about some party games to get them in the partying mood? - it's been a while, but an update at last!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth, J. Hodgins, Zach A.
Merry Christmas, My Dear Doctor by Samhainix reviews
Before they were the Doctor and the Master, they were two young Prydonian students that forged an almost unbreakable friendship. Flash-forward millennia, Missy is awoken by a knock at her TARDIS door, the culprit? her old friend the Doctor, what does he want? How did he track her down? and why is he insisting on giving her a present?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2014 - 1st Doctor, The Master, 12th Doctor - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [On HIATUS/Tentatively ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,612 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Supernatural: Today Your Barista Is by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,527 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
The Doctor and Company by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
The Doctor, Rose, Martha, Donna, Jack and the Master. Living together. In the TARDIS. Domestic madness, adventure and fluff :3
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Donna N., The Master
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,888 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Reading Naruto Shippuden: Sasuke and Sai by owlgirl16 reviews
Book 2 in the series. In a mysterious room, Naruto and his friends continue to read into the future, learning about Orochimaru and the betrayal of Sasuke. Sequel to, The Kazekage Rescue. Note: Updates irregular and infrequent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,149 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruto U.
Hard Truths by Mr.Potter-Snape reviews
Harry leaves his two lovers after discovering some hard truths. Mpreg.HP/SS/DM and SS/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Grumpy Doctors by cheri1 reviews
First Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Twelfth Doctor with multiple companions. What happens when the grumpiest Doctors meet on a planet somewhere and get into an argument? FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2014 - 1st Doctor, 9th Doctor, Ian C., 12th Doctor - Complete
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 5,619 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Kitsune 1 Prankster by gezzerslaw reviews
What if a the age 5, Naruto accepts Kyuubi as his sensei. And the Kyuubi not only teaches him to be the strongest jinchuuriki; but also a true Prankster loving Kitsune. Naruto/Hinata pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,300 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kono Collar Festival by OceanSprings reviews
Naruto and his two best friends, Kiba and Gaara didnt care for the upcoming Festival.Where they would be collared by some other demons that wanted them as mates.But who would want to mate with them?Yeah right!Too bad after waking up from a nap they're collared! But just who wants these demons? and how will they deal with this?Yaoi dont like dont read.Fist fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,684 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Skyfire's the Man by MissCHSparkles reviews
A virus devastates the Seeker population and now none of them can have Sparklings. All but one are infected. Find out what happens when this single flyer finds himself the object of much desire and lust. Warning, there will be much interfacing and crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,193 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
The Truth Behind His Life by Faery's Delight reviews
When it came to secrets, Xander had the biggest one of all. And he's finally going to figure it out.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/30/2009 - [Xander H., Dick G.] - Complete
Who is like God? by dsha801 reviews
"Oh, yes. That's why I wanted to talk to you in the first place. Could you do me a favor?" This sucks, but it was Chuck-God who was asking. Could he refuse without ending smitten? "Auhm... I don't like where this is going, but… Okay?" "Perfect! I want you to take care of my four archangels."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,325 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Chuck, Michael - Complete
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
HarryHoaxing by busilak at salaula reviews
Duel Death Eaters? Check. Defeat Dark Lords? Been there, done that. Pretend to be Chief Swan's daughter in some backwater town and catch the eye of its resident, blood-sucking vampires? Sure, no prob-wait, WHAT? EC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,978 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Edward
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5452 - Favs: 7,985 - Follows: 8,617 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,509 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
Rein Raus by Mokushi Ryuu reviews
Title from Rammstein! Harry Potter-Black works at the Jeffersonian, is a special agent with the highest clearance, and a complete mystery to Booth; who spends way more time than he should pondering just why everyone seems to adore the Charming Brit!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/5/2010 - [Harry P., S. Booth]
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 2,811 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Scroll by SakuraSpark reviews
The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki
Naruto of The Akatsuki by Shinigami's Messenger reviews
After the land of the waves arc, Naruto is 'Killed' by the villagers. It just so happens that Itachi is wandering by and sees 'dead' Naruto. Rinnegan!Naruto. Itachi, Nagato, OOC some humor. Good Danzo, Gray Orochimaru. Paring undecided. BETA NEEDED! A custom Picture of Naruto in an Akatsuki cloak will be greatly appreciated! A character will be dedicated to the picture I choose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Ambassadors of the Planet Fandom by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
They come from the planet Fandom. They're called Fans, insane creatures who speak in tongues and obsess over people, partaking in rituals such as 'Shipping' and 'Bashing'. The Doctor and the Master must now face their deadliest enemies. Their Fans. 11th Doctor and Master 'cause I don't write them that much, and they make an awesome team. And Jack for the lolz.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, The Master, Jack H. - Complete
Rewind, Return, Redo by QueenMilaAshdown reviews
With Konoha burning around them, Kurama turns back time…a bit further than expected and with some unusual side effects. How will Naruto deal with this new future he's faced with while working out his former past? Rating's mostly for language at the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N., Kakashi H.
Subitus Vices by BloodiedFangs reviews
Set in OotP. Harry has more problems than usual because of Voldemort and stress, making his inner snake very unhappy, but he also finds a strange ally in the school to help him deal with the events that are about to unfold. Slash LVHP MPreg!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Well the Wizarding World is Screwed Now by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Tired of all those Harry is betrayed and sent to Azkaban but still saves everyone's butts by killing Voldemort. Then you'll like this one. The 'light' turned their backs on Harry, so he's gonna turn his back on them. SLASH: HPFG. Up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Amazing Adventures of the Time Traveling Team 7 by Red Moon Lollipop reviews
Tobi has been defeated, but everything has been destroyed. To save the future, all of Team 7 travel to the past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Minato N.
Path of Repentance by kailynx reviews
Three years after the destruction of Hi no Kuni and Konohagakure no Sato, a young blond Hokage and his repenting companion must journey back to the past to salvage another future – save Uchiha Itachi and destroy Uchiha Madara. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,298 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Sharingan Awakening by Golden Seashells reviews
Naruto is called in for a secret 'S' rank mission. Sasuke's sharingan are about to awaken and apparently will cause the Uchiha to want a lover. Sasuke is desperate to prevent this, certain he has no time for a long term partner. Thus 'Stop Sasuke Mushiness Mission' begins! Naruto figures it can't be that hard... Right? SasuNaru SLASH includes KakaIru, KibaHina, LeeSaku and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,944 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Autobot Wash by Kalium Hydroxide reviews
It's the summer vacation and Hannah has been "employed" by her uncle to wash and repair a few military cars for a summer job. Strange thing is, he convieniently left out that these vehicles were slightly malfunctioning. Just what is the problem with them? Rated T since I'm paranoid. Hints of JazzxOC fluff.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Jazz - Complete
Mad World by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
Enter Harrison Prince in Forks. How will the Cullens react to this stranger and will his past come to haunt him? And why is he so thin? EC/HP SLASH and Anorexic triggering! Don't read if you have a problem with it!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,483 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Lamia by Kiera27 reviews
A simple potion, a not so simple explosion, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be Harry James Potter. Creature fic. Slash. Harry/Severus/?maybe. Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,684 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Xan Man is Back by sullikat reviews
Xander is under the fake name, Kevin Lynch. Will he stay in Kevins nerdy path or will he prove to the BAU that he knows how to do more than just look at a computer.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Xander H., Kevin L.
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by BlueRubyBeat reviews
Naruto is bored...So he pulls out a list titled 'Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity' from his prank dresser. I wonder how much the village will suffer through?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Naruto U.
Kyuubi No Naruto by Kyuobou Zetsumei reviews
Naruto grows up vengeful and a little evil. While keeping the mask of a sweet genin. Naruto is a scary character when you mess with his 'children'. Watch as Naruto takes on the rest of Rookie Nine and has a dream. Take down Konoha and build a better and stronger village. So why is Gaara his boyfriend? Slight Yaoi, no lemons, mild violence, more warnings inside. On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 2,776 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Deliver Me by AnglophileJD85 reviews
Harry is betrayed and in Azkaban. When the truth comes out.he is finally free. he has new allies. When discoveries come out new connections are made and his heritage is known plus a new side in the war: the gray. Eventual slash, OC/HP, possible mpreg? CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION- POSSIBLY NO LONGER SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,553 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/11/2009 - OC, Harry P.
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3115 - Favs: 5,405 - Follows: 5,598 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Again and again and again by Knowledge is a powerful tool reviews
Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet. Discontinued, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Undercover by kyl8909 reviews
Ryan and Esposito in a club. Slash.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
The White Lord by DominaSeraphim reviews
Harry Potter saved the world, but was betrayd. He learns about his place in the universe and goes back in time to change everything HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,743 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 3,537 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Piano Man by DarkestAngel13 reviews
Harry needs a break from the attention of being a hero. The minister helps him out by sending him away with a baby, a housemate, and a guard. Amidst highschool and romance, Harry learns that he can let himself be taken care of. SLASH MalexMale
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 180,202 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Shiroyasha's Rebirth by Introverted-Verses reviews
The Shinsengumi propose a reunion for the Amanto War-Hero Veteran's to be held on Wednesday this week, with an enthusiastic Katsura and an apprehensive Gintoki in tow, only time will tell how horribly awry things will go...
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Gintoki S.
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sasuke's collection by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto finds Sasuke's hidden collection of yaoi. Reading makes him question how straight he really is, and Sasuke certainly doesn't mind! This contains yaoi, boyxboy! Third chapter added:D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Round Two: A Naruto Time-Travel Story by Corruptmonk reviews
Time-Travel Story. Naruto died in the Fourth Shinobi War. Kami granted him a boon, returned him to his body with his and Kurama's memories of the future intact. This time, Naruto vowed to do things differently. Powerful Naruto, Powerful Team 7, No Bashing, Not Yaoi, No ships as of yet. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,125 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Transformers Writing Meme by Tiara Light reviews
About Sam Witwicky and the Cybertronians as they interact in a world that is changing. Xeno, Male/Non-gender Species, some have little plot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sam W.
Lil' Red Riding Hood by agrove reviews
Esposito is stuck late at the precinct, what will happen when the big bad wolf comes looking for him? Inspired by Lil' Red Riding Hood covered by Laura Gibson. One-shot. Mild Slash. Ryan/Esposito.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Kushina's Boyfriend by Lucillia reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Madara U., Kushina U.
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Obito's Messed-Up Academy Days by Ningen No Shinu reviews
What if Kakashi casts a Kamui on Obito and Obito does one as well? Well Obito is sent back in time where the Rookie Nine are in the last few days of the academy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic by Minnionette reviews
Umbridge's unorthodox field trip to Jusenkyo might have proven why her Defense curriculum was efficacious, if she hadn't accidentally cursed herself, Snape, half of Hogwarts's student body, two Death Eaters, and one hapless Dark Lord. OotP AU
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,622 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Akane, Harry P.
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
Children of the Spiral by JackOfBladesX reviews
They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,958 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Parent Trap by MisterQ reviews
Xander decides to dress up his sleeping parents before going Trick-or-Treating. Chaos results.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Serpentine by Steeltalon reviews
Harry Potter was abandoned by his relatives the day they found him. He's raised on the streets and taught to distrust all adults. It's going to be a very different person than Dumbledore was expecting who shows up at Hogwarts... ::Rewrite on indefinite hiatus::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,559 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Rather Strange Sort Of Happening by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
My various 100 Quills challenge one shots. Pairings are HarryXEdward and HarryXVoldemort. A fae seer runs, a character writes, a wizard cries, a junkie gets his fix, a Savior lies in wait, and a vampire visits a night club. SLASH! You have been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,360 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P.
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Chōji A.
In This Life by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry was adopted by a couple who move to America. His adopted parents die leaving him with his adopted uncle who abuses him. He attends Forks high school, meets the Cullen's who show him how good life can be. Sirius finds out where Harry is in the nick of time. He's adopted by Sev and Sirius, just as his parents and twin enter his life. He shows them the door. A war is brewing...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 139,480 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Family Values by DhampyrX2 reviews
Wednesday Addams is getting married. She wants her family to be there. Or at least the members that won't ruin the ceremony. And that includes a certain one-eyed carpenter. Will contain elements from the Addams family musicals, the New Addams Family TV show, and the movies. And maybe some 60's show references.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Xander H., Wednesday A.
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 5,900 - Follows: 3,883 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Suspects? You must be joking! by LeafDragonSamurai reviews
This is my first ever fanfic. The shinsengumi show up at the Yorozuya with questions for a certain sliver haired samurai. Includes mentions of the Joi war trio katsura, sakamoto, takasugi.Oneshot.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Gintoki S., Shinsengumi - Complete
Naruto: Hell's way of thanks by Shika-E.S.W reviews
Desperate to set things straight 25 year old Naruto returns to the past after his teammates cause the destruction of Konoha...full summary inside -Time travel!- Good Itachi! No Bashing's! well there is a bit at the start- but its over, New Summary!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,713 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Red Bull by evilexboyfriend reviews
Red Bull gives you wings. Cas has got himself into a bit of a sticky situation and Dean can't seem to take it seriously. PURE CRACK and shamelessly fluffy Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy b/c of his crazy students. Not so vengeful Sasuke, not fangirly Sakura, not dumb Naruto, yes Uchiha Massacre. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
The Pharaoh's Boy by wolf-shinigami reviews
Xander finds himself in Japan after being thrown out of the scoobie gang. What happens when he meets Yugi and the Gang? SLASH YUGIOH CROSSOVER
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Xander H., Atem
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Konoha's 1 Prankster: Akatsuki Revenge by Ladytiger47 reviews
Sequel to Revenge of Konoha's #1 Prankster. What happens when Deidara and Itachi come back for their favor in the form of pranking...nothing good for the other Akatsuki members. Also who is the mysterious newcomer and who else will join in on the pranks?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time and Again by mandrake-o reviews
This is that story that gets updated like once a year by an author who never reads reviews and can't be bothered to reread chapters before posting them. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,293 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 8,348 - Follows: 8,288 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
A Mother's Love by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
What if Merope Riddle hadn't died that fateful night? A slash fic, HP/LV, Dedicated to Chibi Tsuki Hikari, sequel: Loving Someone Doesn't Make You Weak
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Merope G., Tom R. Sr.] [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Naruto: A Heroes Return by Jiraiya's Lost Student reviews
Orochimaru summoned Minato when he killed Sarutobi, but in a twist of events one of the greatest ninja to ever live is back in action! how will this effect the village? and who will pay for the mistreatment of his son? Unfortunately, UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,456 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Til We Meet Again by Lucillia reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
America and his United States by JerichosPhantom reviews
50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America
Hidden In The Vents by Uzumakiblood reviews
At the age of three Naruto found the vents to the Hokage tower, and became friends with some missing nins. Four years later after a series of events, Naruto and his friends are kidnaped by his friends who call themselves the Akatsuki! -no yaoi!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Stress by Shiranui-Sensei reviews
Sasuke has been having a hard day at work and needs a little... Help from his secretary. One-shot. Rated M for lemons, langauge, and humor. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poor Haruhi by ramblingrobin reviews
Haruhi is injured and must be cared for. The Host Club will be there for her, but what happens when she is alone with some of the handsome hosts? Story starts out tame and will end up lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,508 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Haruhi F.
The Power of Obsessive Love by Zhu Yingtai reviews
“When you’ve seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.” Nothing can manufacture or imitate love. But could a love potion create the right circumstances for an unlikely love to happen on its own? SLASH HP/LV-T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Legacy of the Aburame by VizeerLord reviews
A misstep before Iruka could drag Naruto back to class...How will it affect life in the Village? redid Ch 8-10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
All Sexy on the Western Front by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Puppy Dog Tales by ZahreSthr reviews
"Naruto? Did you poopy in your pants?" "No!", Being a ninja means having the word normal chucked out the window; being the parents of one Namikaze Naruto, the term has been tosed half way across the continent. no kyuubi attack, MinaKush
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Revenge of Konoha's 1 Prankster by Ladytiger47 reviews
What happens when a prank goes very wrong. Naruto seeks revenge of course. Rated T for now but most likely will change in future chapters. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 5,735 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Saviors Wish by Duochanfan reviews
After the final battle, Harry wishes for a normal life. When he finds he cannot connect with those around him, he and George move away, with little Teddy Lupin. Will Forks provided the peaceful and normal life our savior wishes for? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,093 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Harry Potter My Way by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Slytherin Harry, Dumbledore's plans go down the toliet as a slytherin Harry comes to Hogwarts. Harry gets apprenticed to Nicolas Flamel and goes back in time, to the founders then his parents. Will he defeat Voldemort? Slash SS/HP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,331 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Moving On by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
HP/EC HG/RW SS/LM SB/RL Evil AD Harrys being forced to train, Herm & Ron find out and set to free him getting Snape involved. Much has changed, people have died will Harry survive to meet his destined mate Edward cullen in Forks? vamp story! slash warned!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Not in the Guidebook by Oblivious Procrastinator reviews
"Did you just fall?" "No, I attacked the floor." "Backwards?" "I'm freaking talented!" Time Travel fic, rated for language use, not a TenSaku romance fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Tenten
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
All Around Me by Eerie Iri reviews
Adopted from bloodredribbon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sam Witwicky
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
When You Say Nothing At All by azzie adams reviews
Future!Edward/Harry. Rosalie finds a human baby in the ruins of an old house in England. She takes him and raises him as her own, but strange things happen as the baby grows. Lily and James live. Will they ever meet again? And will Harry want to leave?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,184 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Twisting Reality by Reigen Doki reviews
Buzz's little observation leads to a heap of trouble for Lassie and Shawn, full summary inside. Rated for safety.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,812 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
When the Storm Breaks by IchigoPudding reviews
Harry/James, Laurent/Jacob - When a group of nomad vampires - Harry, James, Laurent and Victoria - come to Forks. Things get interesting. HP/J EC/HP JB/L CC/EC EmC/RH JH/AC. Some EC/BS J/V. Bella-Bashing. Slash and het.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,229 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., James - Complete
Brave New World by May Wren reviews
Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,504 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Starting Over by expelius reviews
After the war, Harry loses almost all his friends to the manipulation of the Ministry. With his career in full swing, he decides to head to Forks, Washington with his new family, leaving the press and the Wizarding world. Slash. Now Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,600 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Eliot needs better locks by Daria234 reviews
Parker walks in on Eliot pleasuring himself but doesn't realize. She decides to stay and chat. Eliot isn't happy. Hints at Parker/Hardison and Parker/Hardison/Eliot. Adult material, wank, references to slash,het,threesome. Don't like, don't read.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
its all relative by ArtFreak101 reviews
adopt a Harry fic... with a twist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010
The Horror That Is Youtube by Blatherskite3 reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe plus YouTube equals... Well, let's just say it isn't pretty. -2007/G1-
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Romancing the Groom by spiritgununicorn reviews
AU: What happens after a wild night of partying and you find out that you're now married to a hot shot millionaire when your own wedding is going to take place in a few hours?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Patches by Lucillia reviews
Team Free Will gets another member. This one however didn't join for the sake of humanity. Obviously AU.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Dean W., Michael - Complete
Return to Sanity by Ventus Princeps reviews
During the possession at the Ministry, Voldemort unintentionally discovers that Harry is one of his horcruxes and purposely reabsorbs it. What effect will this one change have on the Wizarding World? Slash. Full Summary and Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,782 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
I am Legion by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U.
The Spare by yamimoukin reviews
A piece of the vampire died with the wizard that day. He played no music, he hummed no tunes. Edward was an empty shell, nothing to live for and all the time in the world. He wanted no reminders of his days as a wizard. Fate obviously doesn't care. HP/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Heat Of The Moment by Stellata reviews
Castle has written his latest novel - starring two characters quite obviously based on Ryan and Esposito. How will Esposito react upon realizing just what kind of relationship Castle suggests Detectives 'Bryan' and 'Martinez' have? Ryan/Esposito slash.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
It Runs In the Family by Written Saviour reviews
COMPLETE! Harry, beaten and abused, comes to Tim's place. The magical war is over. Adventures await the NCIS team. HP/NCIS crossover. HP/TM SLASH. AU after OOTP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,223 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Tim M. - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Icy Destiny by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Reluctantly abandoned by his father, Voldemort, for being a squib, Harry must learn to hold his own against a prejudiced, dark society. Elemental Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Overheard Joke by Loopy Looney Charny reviews
What happens when Draco and Harry hear about the Cullens being, 'together, together? HP/TWI XOver Now a Multi-chapter, by popular demand.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Emerald Fate by farawisa reviews
Harry wants to die by the hand of Voldemort but Fate has other plans for him and tries to convince him that there is a cause to live. Will she succeed? Slash, HP/LV, evil AD, HG, RW, GW, will be dark Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,128 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Nagini
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Flooed by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
An accident with some floo powder sends Harry back to 1942.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Games Without Frontiers by Raven Aorla reviews
Sequel to "My Ghosts Like to Travel". The Doctor continues to travel with Amy, Rory, and a reformed Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Xander Snippets by CaliaDragon reviews
A series of snippets and ideas featuring Xander. Some crossovers, some slash, some gen, and some het.
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2010
ForgetMeNot by YunnieBoo reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle, currently the rolde model in the eyes of every actors and models. Harry James Potter, a new intern working for Tom and one in the million person who abhores the very sight of the said man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Oh No! Not Again! by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Darkness of Light by ToraTaroMeetmeonthe'Marrow reviews
Centuries into the future a Savior is fed up with life and the manipulations of his society. Instead of ending everything he decides to go back in time to set things right. There he takes his vengeance, balances the world and finds love in his enemy. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Sweet Bleeding Rose by yaoigirl22 reviews
During his summer before fifth year, Harry gets a letter, now he the mate of three deatheaters. This year at Hogwarts is going to be very intresting. Pairings: SS/HP/DM/LM RW/HG FW/GW RL/SB, THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED AND REWRITTEN AS BLEEDING FEATHERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,342 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The White Gladiola by Junjou Writer reviews
Everyone needs to be put back on their feet after falling. Kondo realized that Gintoki's been falling for a long time and decides to pick up the single white flower, struggling to bloom. KONDOGINTOKI YAOI SEX SLIGHT ANGST! Happy Bday Gintoki! oct. 10
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kondō I., Gintoki S. - Complete
Darken Jade by yaoigirl22 reviews
Harrry finally snapped! HBP PARINNGS SSHDLV SBRL FWGW HGLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 5,014 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Prank Calling Lassie by Unidentified Pineapples reviews
Shawn and Gus decide to prank call Lassiter, but with a twist. Based on the Psych webisode "Calling Lassie". My first Psych fic.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
If You Insult The Waiter by miikka-xx reviews
He'll Spit In Your Miso Soup. Katsura celebrates Gintoki's birthday the only way he knows how: inviting their old friends for dinner. Joui OT4, with cameos from the Shinsengumi and a Hijikata in denial. complete.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Katsura K./Zura, Gintoki S. - Complete
Unexpected Results of Time Travel by DMHPluv reviews
Due to a potions accident Harry ends up in the MWPP Era, with no way to return. He ends up in the middle of a love triangle, except he doesn't know it, he's completly oblivious. LMHPSB WARNING! SLASH! don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry Potter doesn't want to live anymore, and Hell turns out to be more inviting than expected. Of Demons AU. SLASH Asmodeus/Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Dear Dark Lord by Mihra-Attar reviews
Harry's bored and at the Dursley's. Drabble. Letter-fic. NOW RATED M! HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
To Protect the Protector by CaliaDragon reviews
Xander's life is twisted to suit the needs of another.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Xander H., Tim S. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 7,279 - Follows: 7,067 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Genius' Clan by Shinsei Tonbo reviews
Being a genius is hard,no one wants anything to do with you-including your own big brother. College was one of the best times of Charlie's life-he found family and understanding friends. How could he explain to Don & Dad about his own family? slash
Crossover - CSI: Miami & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Ryan W., Charlie E.
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Country Boy by fan2fic reviews
Harry’s always been the shy, naïve one of the ‘golden trio’ but is that who he really is? A visit from an old friend will bring the truth to light. WARNING: MIGHT contain slash; have yet to decide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,524 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P.
Disturbing Learning Curve by digssoil reviews
NEW CHAPTER! Booth meets Brennan's new guy, and things don't go as planned. Booth can't help being protective.....PLEASE REVIEW!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,085 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mysterious Human by Tigyr reviews
Jethro thinks about McGee
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 4,230 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Alejandro DiNozzo by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Las Vegas, the perfect place to discover new things about yourself. Xander's decides to take the bus rather than buy his Uncle Rory's car and his life is forever changed. For one, he discovers his parents aren't really his parents. Warning: Slash content
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Xander H., Tim S.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 8,678 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Growing up by aniay reviews
Sam's messed up day ends up with him stuck with malfunctioning Bumblebee in the middle of nowhere. There is something going on with his yellow friend. Sam/Bee, Slash. FINISHED
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Kissed by death by forsaken2003 reviews
Spike finds Xander and gives him a choice
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Second chances by Eovin reviews
After the battle with Akatsuki and Oto Naruto lost all desire to live, in order to save him Kyuubi sends him into another dimension where history took different root. Yaoi.Itanaru.Strong and smart Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Let's Have Lots of Fun Doing it All Again! by VantageMPD reviews
NaruXIno. Ino finds the Scroll of Seals after Naruto has done a time travel jutsu, and she decides to follow him. An altered version of Naruto, where everything happens differently...sort of. AT. Chapter 9 up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,610 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Inevitable by Takarameri reviews
These kinds of things only happen to Xander...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Xander H., Eric N. - Complete
Mistletoe by Sanqhian reviews
Shawn wants his kiss. [slight Shassie]
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Castiel and Slash Fiction by JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Intervention by Estra reviews
Slash - The problem is that Agent Booth has been easily distracted these days. I've noticed that when he's in the lab, there is a certain person he continuously stares at. I would like this to stop, but it seems that he will not stop anytime soon. B/Z
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2010 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Thank You Lord Voldemort by Resqgal reviews
In Harry's seventh year a curse Voldemort creates has unexpected consequences. HPSS Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,258 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Leaving Normal Behind by Lady Squish reviews
In a world where Neville was claimed the Boy-who-lived and, due to Dumbledore’s manipulations, harry never got his letter, our young raven grew up with his aunt and uncle. Now at 16 his world is turned upsidedown when the family makes a move to Washington
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,055 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Guardianship by MysticalTears reviews
Summary: It is the end of his sixth year and Harry Potter is forced to go back to his relatives. But, the Dursley’s never showed up. Why? Where are they? That’s not the worst yet, however. A certain person claims for guardianship… No slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,788 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Jack by Precious Pup reviews
Gibbs goes to have a drink with a friend at a bar and find himself with a drunk McGee on his hands at the end of the night. very eye opening for him. Pre slash essentially. Humourous one shot
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
The Slytherin Guide to Worst Case Scenarios by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
In which Harry stumbles upon a book that could very well be the answer to all his prayers, and for the first time in his life he begins to wonder if it really was for the best that he had chosen Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 446 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Vampire Training aka Jasper vs Humans by Beyl reviews
Sequel to Vampire Proofing: Emmett vs. Teddy Bear! Jasper is having a hard time controlling his blood lust and asks Harry for help...Harry does his best. Implied slash of the Harry/Edward variety with further warnings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Vampire Proofing aka Emmett vs Teddy Bear by Beyl reviews
Continuation of Loopy Looney Charny's story Vampire Proofing, this time Harry has decided to help out Esme, though Emmett isn't very happy about the arrangement.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
Of Changes and eternities by The Devil's Kin reviews
“Fine Potter! You want to know what is wrong with me?” he yelled. Looking like a wild animal going after his pray, he slowly stalked towrds me, but I did not move an inch... Leaning closer to my face, he whispered in my ear “I’m dead Potter” HP/SS Vampire
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,273 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Almost to Zed by Denaliyasha reviews
Z was for zed, because he thought this was the end, without realizing that it was just beginning. A set of 26 BB shorts, one for each letter of the alphabet. Now complete, in 27 -long story- parts.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Past Hurts by Agent Penguin reviews
when snape told harry to leave, thats what he did. five years later harry has found his niche in a pub in a small muggle town. how will harry cope when three strangers bring up past hurts?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
FBI by RichAtSin reviews
It seems that Very Special Agent DiNozzo has just too much fun screwing with a certain FBI agent. One-shot
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Tony D., T.C. Fornell - Complete
The Eclipse Child by Iicyb1tchiI reviews
Harry Is the twin to the BWL, But unfortunatly he isn't very loved can the love of his boyfriend and friends pull him through the darkest years...and what is happeing with the weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Beloved One by Sympathetic-Moron reviews
What happens when Harry decides it's better for the wizarding world if he dies in the finnal battle. Slightly depressing... First time doing a story like this so no flames please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
God is Busy by clair beaubien reviews
Zachariah's plans keep being thwarted. He finds out why.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Zachariah - Complete
Overwhelmed by seventhSINwrath reviews
Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Family is Complete by Matterhamlin reviews
The war is over and Harry and his family of choice move to Forks. Where they meet the Cullens and are suprised to find who is living with them, that they thought was dead. THIS STORY CONTAINS SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,889 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Another Life by Cambian reviews
A vampire takes Harry away at the end of the war to protect him. Together they move to Forks were love is found and truths are revieled. Contains Slash, OC/Jacob and Harry/Edward. Better summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,728 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Disregarding Reality by SilverRibbon reviews
Sam explains Fanfiction to Bumblebee. Bumblebee informs the Autobots. Deceptions overhear. Humor issues.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sam W.
Empathy by Metamorcy reviews
Gintoki finds an unexpected visitor in an alleyway when coming home. Gintoki/Takasugi
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Gintoki S., Takasugi S. - Complete
Lullabies by Mr. Phich reviews
Harry Potter is left jumpy and paranoid after the war. To keep him safe from loose Death Eaters Dumbledore sends him to an inconsequential town called Forks. Maybe, he'll leave the war behind, and become a normal teen. Maybe.PTSD.ECxHP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Edward
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,848 - Follows: 876 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sensei's Help by CassandraChristine reviews
KakaNaru. Naruto's upset becuase he's gay, yet can't find the supposedly hottest guy in Kohona Sasuke the least bit sexy. He goes to our favorite one-eye'd sensei for help, and help he gets! Yaoi, sex, clones, Sasuke bashing Kind Of Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Headache by Healer Pomfrey reviews
The Sorting Hat has a headache. "Leave me in peace, Albus," he growled. "I'm on strike today." Unfortunately, it's just before Harry's Sorting, and the Hat is really in a bad mood. Totally stupid drabble, completely AU. Characters: Hat, Fawkes, Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
To be With the One he Loves by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry loses the love of his life during the battle of Hogwarts. Seeing their bff on the brink of self destruction, Ron and Hermione do something drastic. They kidnap Harry and take him to the Maurader Days! Hp/SS, Warning!slash! M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,377 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Resurfacing by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Depressed and without direction in his life, Harry Potter goes on a sabbatical that leads him to the quiet town of Forks, Washington. CROSSOVER FEMSLASH SLASH Jasper Hale/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 104,777 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Father, I want him by Loopy Looney Charny reviews
Draco Malfoy ALWAYS gets what he wants. Light Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Choose Your Own NCIS Adventure! by Absolutely Abby reviews
You are an NCIS agent and you need to find the murderer of a naval officer and solve the case. You are in control. You choose what happens next. This a very quick read, since of the 9000 world you probably only read about 500, so please check it out!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
The Beach by Kasper ze Chemist reviews
The Squint Squad goes to Hodgins' beach house in New Jersey, with interesting results. Sorta sequel to The Picnic
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/1/2007
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dah Ling Store It Yourself by Nixa Jane reviews
The bad news is that one of Lassiter's highest profile arrests has just escaped from prison. The worse news is that his best hope of tracking him down is a sleep-deprived Shawn Spencer. Shawn/Lassiter preslash.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
A Year Of Discontent by Kateera reviews
Is the wizarding world ready for an alliance between the Dark Lord and The Champion of the Light? Mix in new werewolves, vampires, secrets, Voldemorts adopted daughter and a mysterious DADA teacher, Hogwarts is getting turned upside down! TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,736 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Protectors Of The Young by LittleMewLugia reviews
Plot bunny based heavily upon the TF Bunny farm on Livejournal by Sanjuno. What if Seekers were programmed to protect sparklings above all else? What would happen if they found sparklings in the midst of a battle or mission?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Lycanthropy Fever by dyly reviews
Fenrir/Harry: Harry gets lycanthropy poisoning in the summer after fifth year, but he’s not yet fully werewolf. When Death Eaters enter Hogwarts- Greyback sets his sights on an emotional exhausted Harry. And so the battle of gaining control of him begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Don't Ask Me by ProjectManhattan reviews
Shawn and Gus decide to take a vacation to Miami under Shawn's somewhat suspect motive of saving Lassiter from an assassin. While in the sunny Florida town, however, our pseudo-detectives run afoul of some very colorful characters. Burn Notice crossover.
Crossover - Psych & Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Shawn S.
Once Upon A Love by shizukesa-sama reviews
After having spent months in the past. Healing and gaining new love. Harry has been ripped from it all in order to save a world he is slowly comming to hate. Now that the war is over, he is free. But he cannot forget his love of the past.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,679 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Riddicks Boy by wolf-shinigami reviews
Xander meets a fellow Alpha. SLASH CROSSOVER
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
A Peace I've Never Known by Sfortuna reviews
Tony was a major distraction, one that McGee wasn't quite sure he could handle any longer. Tony caught him somehow. Through all the teasing and the jokes and McGee's shopping spree of cool clothes and gadgets Tony had caught him. One shot, McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Exotic by Horuseye reviews
In a different world Harry is drawn out of his solitude and sold as an exotic magical creature to the Dark Lord. Slash, malepreg, AU, threesomes & foursomes, so be aware
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,658 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Unknown Family by letsgoandgeronimo reviews
After ten years of getting over his wife's death, Timothy McGee's daughter has been kidnapped by the same guy. Tim decides to call Aaron Hotchner, who was on his wife's case. Hotch then calls his team and they travel to NCIS to assist. Being Rewritten.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Tim M., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Realizations and Roses by Wolf Maid reviews
Casey/Chuck. One-Shot. Simply Because. Chuck is interrogated, but gets sidetracked, much to the interrogators dismay.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
My Oxygen by JACmRob reviews
“Let’s face it, JD.” The doppelganger slowly ran the blade across his palm; trickles of blood welled up and coursed down his arm. “Nobody is missing you.” Major JDA, suicidal themes.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,253 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
Not a whore by Mistress Slytherin reviews
When Sirius his lover turns his back on him after he is raped, Harry breaks. Who will be there to piece him back together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Morning After by writingforthemoney reviews
Not exactly the morning after you are probable expecting...until....just read it and tell me what you think! Chapter 6 ADDED! This is the good stuff! Read and review please! B/B Epilogues added! All three, in fan favorite order .
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Tip Your Waitress Or She'll Spit In Your Food by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
She looked from the waiter writhing on the ground in agony to the smiling Yato that had just sat down to resume his cocoa. "God, I love this town."
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009
I Know by Daria234 reviews
Ficlet about what happens when Tony tries to tell Gibbs about his alternative lifestyle. Gibbs/Tony SLASH Don't read if you don't like
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
My Darkened Heart by The Everlasting Night reviews
HP/LV mpreg graphic gay sex darkHarry joins newly ressurected vampVoldie they plan to take over the world, to piss dumbles off by wrecking his harry plans, but they didn't plan to fall in love. Dumbles is a prick 'surprisingly' this story contains slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Getting To Know You by CruorLuna reviews
Abby wants the team to spend some ‘quality time’ together. Abby being Abby, this results in the investigators and co playing a truth telling game in Gibbs’ basement. The past will be revealed, truths told, and surprises are in store for everyone concerned
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,187 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
What's Going On Here? by Daria234 reviews
Shawn/Carlton SLASH. They play a game in the office that ends up with them wearing a lot fewer items of clothing that when they started. Humor mini-ficlet.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The Marauders Guide to Hogwarts by Asher Elric reviews
When Harry finds an old book, Hogwarts is reminded of a past long since dead! pranks galore!Part 9! Dogs dot he stranger crap! and...was that a professor that just ran by! wow, look at Dumbledore fly!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,960 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Harry P.
Playing with Fire by oshare-banchou reviews
A scorching summer's day spells trouble for all involved. Katsura, Gin, and the Shinsengumi forcibly negotiate their differences. Humor/Action/Drama
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Gintoki S., Hijikata T.
Royal Rajah Ruby by hellsintro reviews
Shawn's bored. Lassie's angry. Shawn has a plan. What could the psychic be up to? Short little flick of a Shassy moment. Lassie/Shawn established relationship.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
They Shoot Psychics Don't They? by StrangeVisitor reviews
Shawn ruins Det. Lassiter's morning - what else is new?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Down in the Dungeon to Play by Phoenix Torte reviews
Harry decides to snoop and spy on the Slytherins. He finds out something unexpected, and takes appropriate actions. Originally submitted to the HP Smoochfest. See inside for warnings. HP/DM: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Much Better by Eudoxus reviews
Shassie- Lassiter, Shawn, and a 5 AM meeting.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The One that Got Away by Goody reviews
It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List.
Crossover - Psych & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Shawn S., Eliot S. - Complete
Bonded by Spiritraven reviews
Starscream has been different since Skywarp, Thundercracker, and a few other Decepticons arrived on Earth. What is going on with the seeker? Is it something bad or could it be for the good of all Cybertronians. Slash. Chapters 1&2 redone again. lol
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Read my Mind by smirking-muse reviews
Harry wakes up one morning with a new voice in his head that opens his heart to some of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Do Not Walk Gently Into The Night by Tiro reviews
Harry is sick of life, and writes his final letter… to Voldemort. However, Voldemort will not let the teen die. So what happens afterwards? Slash-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 313 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
To fulfill a wish by tomarlia reviews
When Severus ask what Harry wanted most in the world he never believed he would make it come true.SS/Hp Mpeg. Slash, Character death. don't like don't read this is my first Fanfiction story any help would be great.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,200 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
A New Chance At Life by BladeMaxwell-GoddessofDeath reviews
Harry Potter/Twilight crossover. Total AU and OCCness. The war is over. Harry is starting a new life with his four Godfathers. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P.
Blonde by Agent Penguin reviews
Draco doesnt like unanswered questions...slight slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Real Name by Ostensibly Lucidina reviews
We all know that Harry was sent to the Dursleys after his parents died, and that, in many ways, they did abuse him. But what you don't know is that when Harry is six, something happens that will not only change his life, but the course of Destiny forever. (Up for Adoption!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Loveless - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] [Soubi A., Seimei A.]
Robots! by Batsutousai reviews
The Twins decide to test their newest creation on the Order. The only problem? They don't have an antidote yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The World Will Follow After by mickeylover303 reviews
In which Shawn tries to make a confession, Gus is a little slow on the uptake but eventually sees the problem, and Lassiter may or may not be none the wiser. Slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Contract by MarauderNextGen reviews
Lucius Malfoy offers the order a way to destroy Voldemort as long as they are willing to make one small sacrifice. But when Voldemort is gone is the sacrifice something they can live with? warn slash au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 76,125 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Parker Takes a Stand by kairbear1980 reviews
What happens when Parker does not like Booth's girlfriend?
Bones - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,435 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 594 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Darkest Hours by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
two years after the Halfblood Prince; Harry has joined up with voldemort and is now his lover. He is thinking back over the past and all of the deeds he committed, until Voldemort disrupts his thoughts and gives the former hero a little pleasure...Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lucius and Robin Hood by laughinirishlass reviews
ONE SHOT-Set during the later chapters of Half-Blood Princess. This is what happens when Lucius takes a look at one of the books that Draco bought for his future children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 5,059 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
The Most Youthful Hokage by uo-chou reviews
When Namikaze Minato takes an interest in a certain Green Beast and decides to teach him Ninjutsu and Fuuinjutsu, the entire world changes. Gai as Hokage? Oh, my God! Rated T for Flames of Youth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Gai M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the WWE by Rihaan reviews
Harry decides that Dudley needs to pick on someone his own size. Or, better yet, bigger than him. Some call it unfair: Harry's just using Dudley's technique. So suck it. Featuring almost all the great WWE/F superstars of today.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
A Surprise for Valentine’s Day by Laurenke1 reviews
Potions had never been Harry Potter’s strong point but what will happened when he mucks it up again and surprises his lovers with a surprise or will they surprise him and show him just what he has been searching for? SS/HP/DM One shot. Slash and Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All Bets Are Off by Andie O'Neill reviews
Juliet learns about a betting pool at the SBPD involving her partner Carlton Lassiter and Shawn Spencer.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Love at first sight by Tiro reviews
Voldemort really opens his eyes once he kidnaps Harry Potter, and really has a look on the teen. And promptly falls in love with him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 245 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Secret Password by bonesmad reviews
Brennan tries to guess his password, he thinks that she'll never get it... but with Angela's help maybe she can
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - S. Booth - Complete
Cedric! by Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw reviews
The Cullens get stuck in a ditch. Who will help them out? Harry Potter/Twilight. Normal pairings as well as slight Edward/Harry. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
A Cleansing Touch by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
It is the summer after Voldemort's rebirth and he decides to go and collect the Boy-Who-Lived. When he gets there though, all is not well with our hero. Can Voldemort offer Harry a cleansing touch or will the teen be lost to insanity for good? HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,112 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harry VS Edward by Niwasae reviews
-I've seen many Twilight and Harry Potter XOvers and decided that I wanted to do one too! So here you go!- What if Harry did stab Edward during Biology? Post-War. EC/HP. Good!Draco. Good!Severus. Alive!Dumbledore. ONESHOT turned TWOSHOT.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Crazy in a nice way by TheZamboniKnight reviews
Jill had said, “No wonder you failed bio-chem.” It turned out he failed at heterosexuality too... Casey/Chuck pairing. You no like, you no read. Ignore the lame title, please and thank you.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Casey/Alex C., Chuck B. - Complete
Lords Of Darkness by Parker Stark reviews
Voldemort smiled, and turned back, walking over and climbing back in bed with his lover. Soon, they would rid the world of Dumbledore and his Cheerleaders. And the new Lords of Darkness would reign. -LVxHP-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Except for When He Did by Triden reviews
A Oneshot between Harry/Severus slash. Very fluffy and cute---based off an episode of Spongebob... er, don't ask, it's explained inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Angle Wishes by B2J reviews
Why have you come here?" "Am I not allowed?" "The angel of death doesn't belong in a church." "Beautiful, isn't it?" "Are you going to grant me my wish now?" "Close your eyes." Heartbreaking story. Squib Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Crushed Pineapple Chunks by Collegekid2006 reviews
a 100 Themes fic. A series of one shots, each with a different theme. The theme will be the title of the chapter.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 134 - Words: 98,622 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Surrender by SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
Harry is given the chance to end the war as long as he agrees to an unknown favour from Lucius and Severus. He agrees but with Voldemort gone, what has he promised these men? HP/SS/LM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,859 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Behind The Scenes by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Harry is sold to one Thomas Riddle, an aristocrat of the Renaissance by his family after his parents die of the Black Plague. AU, One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Gift by yaoifangrl4ever reviews
The Light has lost the war and Harry is captured by Voldemort. Harry, thinking that Voldemort is going to kill him, has lost all hope, but what happens when Voldemort decides to give Harry to a certain silver-haired Death Eater? LMHP, SSRW, DMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,637 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Not Me When I'm You by Collegekid2006 reviews
Shawn and Lassie have to trade identities.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008
Emerald Twilight by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: Slash: Non-Magic: When Harry moved to Forks to be with his dad, he never expected to fall in love with a classic vampire. Nor did he expect to have a nomad vampire named Tom Riddle Jr. become madly obsessed with him. Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,493 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
The White Winged Angel by Duochanfan reviews
After destroying Voldemort, Harry is at a loss of what to do. That is until Narcissa steps in and lends a hand, or rather a Malfunctioning Portkey. Slash and Mpreg, don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,668 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Holiday to treasure by Tiro reviews
Harry reflects on Christmas, and what the holiday has done to him over the years. YAOI.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Letters by RhiannonChloe reviews
Whats this? Harry Potter is unloved because his girlfriend read Twilight and is now an Edward-light. What does he do? He writes a letter and sends it to Edward Cullen via Hedwig, how will Edward re-act? What did Harry write? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008
The Perfect Medicine by Tinkfinatic reviews
Bones is sick, who better to take care of her than Booth?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Lives in Ink: Book 1 by Dalanalira reviews
After finding a series of interesting books in the restricted section the marauders and Lily decide to see what the future has in store for them, spoilers book 17.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,707 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Personnel File by amber-chick reviews
Vance thinks about Gibbs senior field agent, and why Gibbs is so insistent on having him on the team. A short introspection of Dinozzo in Vances POV, inspired by Collateral Damage. Contains one very small non-plotty spoiler for said episode. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
The Wrath of His Women by akaeve reviews
Gibbs is knocked down by a woman driver and ends up in hospital. His women set out to revenge. Written for NFA Community challenge
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Harry and the Forgotten Teachers' Diaries by teddylonglong reviews
Outside the Room of Requirement, Harry thinks, 'I want a place, in which all our teachers would hide their private diaries.' What will he and his friends find? Set in fifth year, completely AU, partly OOC, lots of mischief and pranking!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,153 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Je Suis Jalouse by n3v3rm0re reviews
Based on a song of the same name; Booth is dating Cam, Brennan loves Booth and Angela is determined to get them together. Throw in some Hodgins for humor and Zach for...whatever he is for...and you get this story. Set in Season 2. B/B
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Case or Cake? by Cheese1 reviews
First chapter was already posted in my one-shot collection, called Waiting. It starts with Booth and Brennan in Sweets' waiting room and later sends them out of town for a week-end... with Booth's family! Now complete - incl. Epilogue!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,404 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 829 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Family Trait by Nocturnal Bastard reviews
Harry is alone at Privet Drive, doing practically nothing until Voldemort pops up in his head. Being lonely, and Voldemort insisting in not leaving, they talk... Small SPOILERS for HBP and DH as well as SLASH, HPDM short and HPLV main
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,641 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Barking Trickster by cyrusII reviews
There are some summoning contracts you can fight tooth and nail for. Some you can earn through heroic deeds. No doubt that there are a few passed down from generation to generation. There are even a few you can steal. This isn't a story about one of those
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,917 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U.
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The File Without Murder by BxBforever reviews
Brennan is trying to write her story, but ends up writing something completely different. Last Chapter. Booth's File Revealed! R&R please
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,991 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
French Blue by Precious Pup reviews
Tony has a crush on'McGeek' and is having big issues handling it. Angsty & Funny slash romance? Follows from my M rated stories Vanilla and Transitions where Tony Abby and McGee spend the night together but French Blue can be read seperately
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Car Shopping by SouthernBelle1871 reviews
Sweets has a new idea for a way to get Bones and Booth to bond and trust eachother as partners. Can they set aside their differences to accomplish his task? Lots of flirty banter and such maybe more ;D . BB
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slumber Party by Collegekid2006 reviews
Shawn. Gus. Lassie. Jules. One motel room. One bed. One crappy day. No holds barred.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Entropy by SherlockBones reviews
The third installment in the Simple Chemistry series. As promised, Booth is taking Parker to Disney World. Can they convince Brennan to tag along for a "family" vacation? Fluff ensues.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,626 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Hello by xoxEllexox reviews
Hello, my name is Elliot. I know all that happens at NCIS, and I know quite a few secrets. How you ask? I am the elevator.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Along came my aunt by 1547291 reviews
What happens when Ziva's aunt Nettie comes to visit her because she wants to meet her niece's husband? The one who threatened her over the phone when she was asking for Ziva's advice. Set after Designated Target. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,074 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Tuna Fish Don't Lie by windscryer reviews
Shawn has a startling revelation for his quasi-coworkers and Lassie almost gets his most fervent wish granted. Gen.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Warm and Reassuring Brown Eyes by DNAisUnique reviews
*Spoilers for 'The Finger in the Nest.'* "You can use my shoulder anytime, Bones."
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 958 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Tim tries out a new cologne he begins to attract some strange and unwanted attention. Implied slash but in a humorous Crack!Fic way
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Just What He's Always Wanted by FreckledAdvocate reviews
In the midst of a case to solve Jules has forgotten Shawn's birthday. Just a short one-shot with mild Shules. My first Psych fic ever so please review.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Coral Candy reviews
Booth insists on taking Bones home for Christmas as he refuses to let her spend it alone. Mary Booth has been trying to get her son married off since he was 20 and it just so happens that Temperance Brennan is her favorite author...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 12/22/2006 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
When Mavericks Collide by WayLowHalo reviews
A medical conference in Santa Barbara. A murder most foul. And a fated meeting between one anti-social doctor and one fake psychic. Psych/House Crossover! ON HOLD INDEFINATELY.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - G. House, Shawn S.
Salt in the Pepper Shaker by somethingsdont reviews
BB. Salt shakers had more holes than pepper shakers, but that was irrelevant to functionality.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
We'll have to reschedule by blc reviews
Humor, romance, B/B, because I'm incapable of writing anything without B/B in it. T for mild sexual situation. Disclaimer: Bones is the property of Fox and its producers.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The games they shall play by Boneslove-2991 reviews
Everyone is quarantined at the Jeffersonian again, and this time they have Parker, who comes up with the game that could quite possibly get B&B together. When B&B realize what's going on,they come up with the biggest blindside that NO ONE will see coming!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Fairest, A Scrubs book fic by sissysage3000 reviews
10 drabbles from 10 book lines. Mostly JD/Cox, so no flamers please! More warnings inside.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Our small secret by mightjustbe reviews
CBPC August. Temperance takes a "vacation" and has a surprise in store for her favorite partner. is complete, but will consider expanding upon request...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Stuck! by Collegekid2006 reviews
Shawn gets stuck.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
La Famille Family Series 2 by seeleybaby reviews
Sequel to Mi Familia. Parker's story. Read Mi Familia first.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 26,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Ties by SimOph52 reviews
Who knew an inanimate object could tell you so much about a person? ONE-SHOT... there is some not-so lady like language in this one.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Reason by windscryer reviews
She didn't listen. She heard, but she didn't listen. And that one tiny distinction may ruin everything. Shules.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Going Back by Marie T. Brennan reviews
Brennan takes a trip to seattle being very vague on details with Booth when he asks. Which starts troubling Booth quite a bit.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Interrogation by Lawral reviews
Ziva interrogates McGee as to why he's been watching her.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Booth's a Girl Theory by leavin-the-dark-side reviews
This story takes place sometime after "The Headless Witch in the Woods". It's based off of the conversation Booth and Brennan had in the car in that episode. So yes minor spoilers. B&B of course! :D rated T just to be safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Scoring Points by Child of Loki reviews
While attempting to scout out a new case at the department, Shawn notices a way to score some points with a certain blonde detective. Shawn/Jules
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Exceptions by Simply Shelby reviews
Because the rules to calling shotgun are clear. And very, very real. And important. And also irrefutable. Written for the Shules ficathon '08. Prompt: GUN
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
When Juliet Met Billy Zane by Papergirl reviews
Juliet didn’t expect to see Shawn when she opened her door, and she certainly didn’t know how to tell him that Billy Zane wasn’t a man. Shulesy fluff written for the 2008 Shules ficathon!
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Jealous by falling into heaven reviews
Tony's girlfriend arrives at the office, and shows him what weve known all along. Tiva is meant to be. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Case Study 108 by coffeetalk reviews
Sweets is compiling a report on Booth and Brennan's partnership for the FBI, but before he can finish, he needs to put them in some unlikely situations that force them to realize how important they really are to eachother. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,354 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Reticulan in the Graveyard by SpkyG reviews
Bones/X-files Crossover. B&B investigate skeletal remains with an elongated skull and small stature. The X-file division loans it's expertise. I think that it would be highly amusing watching the teams interact.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008
Sexual Harassment Refresher Training by PaperHat reviews
Sequel to 'Devil Dog Disease'. The team attend refresher training as punishment for their treatment of Jardine. How well will Gibbs and the team cope with another session with Baxter Murray, the training facilitator?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,490 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
I Played Fate and Won by Aya-dono reviews
AU Postwar Harry and company are sent into the past of an alternate universe to help 'treat' their mental unbalances, where Voldemort never existed and they're free to meet the counterparts of the adults they knew! Slash, Snarry, 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Change is in the Wind um Goblet by EmoButterfly1 reviews
Someone spikes the pumkin juice at the welcoming feast. Maybe this is why you're not suppose to have sex before marriage. Contains slash and mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
More Than a One Night Stand by upticks reviews
Brennan couldn't remember anything about the night before, all that she knew was that there were large amounts of alcohol involved, and that Booth was sleeping next to her. Oh, and that Angela was knocking on the door. Booth&Brennan.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Surveillance by Precious Pup reviews
Tony and Tim working with the FBI on a Joint Surveillance Operation. Get up to some mischeif. Let me know if you want me to continue?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Tim M., Tony D.
Unmasked by DetoxAngel reviews
Couldn't think of a better title. Read A/N before reading. Alternate story for OMG, Kakashi sensei is hot! Completely different plotline. Kaka/Naru/Sasu. Sakura-bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Intervention by catchaday reviews
Cam finally gets fed up. An intervention soon follows.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Teacher by Elle Sparrow reviews
Josef asks Beth to be "friends with benefits." Beth's POV. First "Moonlight" fic. No flames please, r/r!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Early Morning Awakenings by ncisgal1994 reviews
Bones gets woken up early multiple times. How will she deal with looking after Parker for the weekend and what is Booth doing that is so secretive
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
In the Chamber of Secrets by FlamingQuill reviews
The basilisk venom seems to have made Harry a bit drunk... what will he choose to do with his last moments to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just Once by lyv03 reviews
Booth, Brennan and a sex date...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/14/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Becoming one by shand reviews
When Booth's home becomes infested with bugs, he moves in with Brennan. Certain situations make Booth uncomfortable. Making him face his feelings. But will he come clean to Brennan and a pressing Sweet's.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008
She's the Murderero! by dragonnan reviews
Very short alternate ending to "Lights, Camera, Homicido"
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Maybe Or Maybe by Johnny Davenport reviews
A story of Shassy based on a poem I wrote. Shawn's guesses as to why he fell in love. Slash! Please Review!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Gone with the wind style by Norwegianne reviews
Post-Sandcastles in the sand. "How about we take one day at the time, and do it ‘Gone with the wind’ style?"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 954 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Winter and Ice by Dinkel reviews
It looked like Dumbledore's newest plot to interfere in Harry's life and to supposedly make him happy, but as it turned out landing back in time and falling in love was merely Fate's idea of a good joke. LMHP, DMHP, eventually LMHPDM! Read the warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 283,350 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Will You To It by yeh abt that reviews
Max's thoughts while he is waiting with Booth while Bones and Parker go get some food
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2008 - S. Booth - Complete
Colours by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Two ANBU agents get a crash course in babysitting and one of them finally realized their own mercilessness. Just another moment in an alternate universe: Baby Naruto and Daddy Minato styled. Re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Thread of Time by F Marrese reviews
Harry/Tom Riddle. At Voldemort's defeat Harry is sent back in time to find himself in the company of a sly snake and a curious Slytherin boy called Tom Riddle. M/M Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,706 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Stuck Because of Snow by FireGirl09 reviews
Booth and Brennan end up spending a week together in Brennan's appartment because of a snowstorm that shuts down the city. What will happen when their feelings for each other are revealed? BB all the way with AH. Written pre-season 3.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Interrogation Room One by Precious Pup reviews
DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!Final Chapter Tony stumbles across McGee in a compromising situation in Interrogation Room One. Essentially Tony flipping out about it and how they handle it. Funny.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Tony D., Tim M.
Oversized and Cologne Soaked by USAFchic0311 reviews
Every girl loves to have their guy's sweatshirt - Bones is no different!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
HouseBusters! by Userunfriendly reviews
You know SOMEONE had to write it. House/Mythbusters Crossover! You knew it would happen sooner or later. Yes, I am totally evil! Now complete. Chapter 4 has been slightly edited for prose
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5283 - Favs: 9,353 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Technical Difficulties by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
St Patrick's Day by g0shawk reviews
SEQUEL to Unexpected Valentine, but it can probably stand alone as well. Shassy. It's St. Patrick's Day at the SBPD, and Shawn walks in on something interesting...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Killer Shirts From The Laundry Room by Chaotic Demon reviews
Henry's shirts are out for revenge.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
TV Dinner by chaseluv4ever reviews
A BonesHouse crossover fic where Brennan agrees to put her professional status aside and spend the night with Booth watching House DVD's.Chapter 2 is up... some spoilers for Santa in the Slush.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 3,613 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fabric Softener by Precious Pup reviews
McGee & Tony have to share room on assignment. Conversation about Fabric softener and Tony begins to covet McGees bed. Not McGee just his bed, oh and his towels! No Slash silly fluff Tony & McGee have pillow fight, some McGiva too, Gibbs in boxers
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Tim M., Tony D.
Chuck vs The Promise of Paperwork by Person4 reviews
Chuck suspects that the night's going to end in death when he's alone with Casey for the first time after the events of episode 11. A stocking stuffer written for the Yuletide fic-exchange.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
What Smells Like Pineapple? by ladybug1115 reviews
Shawn is on the hunt for the elusive pineapple.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Slytherin Nights by enchanted nightingale reviews
Sixth year at Hogwarts and Voldemort is no more. Lucius Malfoy after visiting his son, he decides to stay behind and attend a ‘Slytherin Night’. There he gets caught in the seduction of a mischievous Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Plastic Heroes by Gryvon reviews
Lassiter/Shawn. Lassiter almost enjoyed his Christmas gift from Shawn.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Vacation by supergirl3684 reviews
CROSSOVER! NCIS, Crimial Minds, and CSI:NY Tony, Reid, and Danny meet and become fast friends. They decide to go on Vacation...everything goes wrong! WARNING: Contains Spanking...don't like, don't read!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
TRADITIONS by Precious Pup reviews
Tony takes Ziva over to break into McGees apartment. They end up overhearing something they shouldn't. Caution Implied sex no actual. Longish one shot tiny epiloge?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Tim M., Tony D.
I Know What You Did Last Christmas by iwassixteenonce reviews
Between pineapples, gifts, and skinny Santas, the Psych gang is bound to have a Merry Christmas! Shules fluff. :D
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Chuck versus the Lottery by LaylaBinx reviews
Chuck wins with a lottery ticket and uses the money to buy Xmas presents for everyone, including a special present for Casey. Mild slash along with some major fluff! Hope you like it! ChuckXCasey [Don't read if you don't like it]
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
The Room of Desire by enchanted nightingale reviews
As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 156 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
One Year Later by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[DH compliant ▪ No epilogue] A bet was made and the results are in. In which Snape says poppycock, Dumbledore reminisces, and Harry becomes mortified. But... really... who won the bet? «Slash themes»
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Casting Mrs Pickles by Malvolia reviews
Gus needs a picture of Mrs. Pickles, so Shawn helps him look for somebody who owns a suitable cat...and why not start with Juliet?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Can I tell you a secret? by Raych K reviews
What does Shawn find to talk about when he's on pain killers? Lassiter is about to find out.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Gus's Lucky Day by jenbachand reviews
Dr. Brennan meets her biggest fan. A BonesPsych crossover featuring a banana for the lovely phdelicious who answered my request for prompts.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Nightmare Central by nlblake reviews
A series of drabbles regarding the chibi versions of our favourite shinobi and their unfortunate victims.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Big Shots by OuEstLaCraie reviews
House joins a chat room, and talks to some other big shots. HouseCSIWithout a Trace crossover. Rated T. Read and review, please!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Gifts For Us by BandBfan24 reviews
RATING CHANGE TO M! Takes place after ep 1x15 Two Bodies in the Lab. Bones stays with Booth in the hospital and then takes him home with her when he is released. PURE FLUFF, maybe a little smut later on. Rating change for Chap 10. IT'S COMPLETE
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,571 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Probies by Liannis reviews
After a particularly bad day at work, Tim McGee stops by a bar and makes a new friend. As a result, his life keeps getting more complicated. NCIS & Scrubs crossover. Ch9 up now and it's getting angsty.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Tim M.
The Profilers in the Lab by Ann Parker reviews
BonesxCriminal Minds Crossover. Booth and Brennan asked to help the BAU team out on a case. Can the two very different teams get along to catch a serial killer? And what happens when too many genius IQs are in the same room? First Bones attempt!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,017 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Bedlamite by Semika reviews
First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P.
NCIS: Gas N Sip by ReverendKilljoy reviews
Abbie makes a pit stop after work and meets a kindred spirit. Crossover with CSI. Fluffy.
Crossover - CSI & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Greg S., Abby S. - Complete
The Release of New Seduction Tactics by Rufi reviews
HPSS SLASH! The release of the newest 'Harry Potter' movie and the final book has gotten Harry excited. In an attempt to coerce Snape into celebrating the new releases, Harry tries a little seduction. This is SLASH, so if you don't like don't look!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Remains in the Desert by Kasper ze Chemist reviews
Booth and Brennan are sent to the middle of the desert to investigate remains. The lead detective on the case, a one Jared Booth. Takes place before season two.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Sasuke's Happy Pill by xRachieChanx reviews
Naruto wants Sasuke to be un emoish. So he goes to the store and gets a certain pill for Sasuke to be 'happy' in many ways. Lets just say he buys extra Viagra for this poor Uchiha and makes him swallow it! See what happens to them! SasuNaru. Yaoi. Read! R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's a Small World After All by Tweeter reviews
This is definitely crackfic. This story is a crossover with How I Met Your Mother, so if you don't watch that, it may not make sense. Written for ncisflashfic challenge crackficmelodrama. It's short, and it's a oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
The Silent Killer by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
When Harry turns seventeen he finds something out about his past, well… more like about his bloodline. He decides to make good use of it… starting one death eater at a time... Will be Slash of the HPDM kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,007 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Same Place, Different Time by Iago96 reviews
The usual Harry gets sent back in time to the Marauder's seventh year but with some unique twists of my own. Please R&R. HPSS SLASH Sequel now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,917 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Scoobies and Wrestlers by Gambit58 reviews
Xander goes to the WWE to help a childhood friend
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 218,342 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 11/4/2003
The Reason Why by lovefool911 reviews
A drunken forensic anthropologist and an FBI agent who can't stop thinking about her. What happens when they accidentally run into each other? BB [be nice, it's my first Bones fanfic]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2007
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
AS NOT SEEN IN: THE SERIES by foxdvd reviews
Whole Season 1 now. 22 eps of not seen on TV scenes!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,012 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Found Out by Flash Foreward reviews
Lassiter sees how Shawn really divines the truth, and it sets him thinking. Very slashy, ShawnLassiter.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Harry's Birthday Ball by Tenshi no Yupiteru reviews
AU: Like every witch and wizard, once Harry comes of age, eighteen, he begins his search for his mate because his mate is the only one who can make the pain disappear. TomxHarry. Not a creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sleep Soundly by Wolf Master Loki reviews
Jack is going to help J.D. get back to sleep. JDCox. Established relationship. oneshot
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Take Two by Anime Girl23 reviews
Alternate ending to the episode 9 Lives The confrontation at Buzz McNab's apartment really didn't go as Shawn had planned. Oops. Yeah, 911? It's Shawn again.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Shawn S. - Complete
Hidden Characters by plazmah reviews
Booth needs Brennan to fill him in on a case and Hodgins just wants to pay Angela a surprise visit. But when the guys find Brennan and Angela, they're the ones in for a surprise. And from there, things get a lot more interesting. Multiple pairings.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Sweet Dreams are Made of These by Cyndy reviews
BoothBones. Set in current scene, after the latest episode. Booth has been having sex dreams about Bones and that leads to sexual frustration. Romantic Comedy
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007
We Are Family by Mistress Titania reviews
Ryan Wolfe is asked by his aunt for a huge favor. His cousin was almost killed on the job because it got out that he was gay, thus he and the boyfriend are being sent to Ryan to heal. WarningMulti Fandom Xover, slash, hetro, and femslash
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Ryan W.
What's In the Punch? by Allifany06 reviews
Angela brings in a bowl of punch, not knowing that it is spiked. The alcohol brings out a whole new side of the squints, especially Brennan.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
It's Getting Hot in Here by goldpiece reviews
During a heat wave, the ladies of the Jeffersonian think they're having a hallucination.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Emerald by Starflower-Gem reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Name is Kane Brandoff by vampirebabe reviews
Harry runs away to America to protect his friends. Later on he gets bitten by a werewolf and goes back through time. malemale pairings. malefemale pairings. femalefemale pairings. You have been warned....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,213 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rebound by Sodom reviews
Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes it turns out to be hot. M! threesome Lucius,Draco,Harry !M warnings: spanking, smut, bdsm, rape, snakesx, threesome, dom!Harry to slave!Harry SEQUEL to PERFECTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Temperance Brennan, the FBI Whisperer by goldpiece reviews
After Booth ruins a date she's on, Tempe decides it's time to take drastic action to curb his alphamale behavior.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
No Sex Memo by Carerra Os reviews
Zack is feeling down so Booth helps.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2006 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Twenty Questions by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Sirius gets his hands on a twenty questions game the one from Radica. Can you guess what he’s thinking of before the game guesses it. It really isn't that hard. Humor fic spurred by playing way too much 20Q and the fact that I am insane. Rated for words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Sirius B., George W. - Complete
Voldemort's New Contraption by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Harry sends Voldie a new contraption for his birthday, and it goes off in during a Death Eater meetings. Warning: Voldemort Eye Twitching and Voldemort Annoying insues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hot by Egyptian Princess of 1290 bc reviews
He said one word that made her fear a conversation, when he said nothing she thought it was over, but she knew him better than that. Takes place during Woman in the Sand. slight BB. ONESHOT PLS R&R
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Entwined by gerbilion reviews
harry potter has just come intop his inheritence as an incubus, but what will happen when malfoy finds out and threatens to tell the whole wizarding world if harry doesn't agree to a certain agreement.WARNING SLASH DMHPSS. if you don't like then don'tread
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Apple Orchard Fantasy by azarathangel reviews
Angela reveals her own fantasies about apple orchards to Brennan who happens to know exactly what those fantasies are like. [BB] slight [HA] RATED T for implications
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Cupcakes by SilverWolf7007 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
The Morning After by Livi11 reviews
BB Fluff. The fallout of a morning after for Bones and Booth. Hillarity ensues when unexpected visitors arrive.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Letters between Enemies by Twitch101 reviews
Harry and Lord Voldermort are asked to carry out a correspondence. Who would have thought two ememies could act so civil!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 340 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfection by Sodom reviews
Harry finds the perfect man to fulfil his fantasies, but realises too late who the stranger really is. threesome Harry Draco Lucius, warnings: incest, slash, noncon, flogging! hard M, smut! sadist!Harry ONE SHOT with sequel REBOUND!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9510 - Favs: 12,110 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Affetto Inatteso by platinumsecrets reviews
Snape's a vamp and he's found his mate, so has Veela!Draco, nothing Harry has to worry about, right? Not by a long shot! better than it sounds, promise SSHPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006
Best 100 Points Ever Lost by IvySnowe reviews
Harry and Draco are not very happy at the celebration of Voldemort's defeat. Find out why! SLASH! Ignores HalfBlood Prince. Also has some fun Ginny bashing...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
My New Pants by Punk Maneuverability reviews
JD's having one of those days.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
The birthday gift by Seraniti reviews
NonVoldy. Malfoy’s always get the perfect gift when they hit their 16th birthday. Lucius gets Draco a certain greeneyed beauty. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just Fine by Krys33 reviews
Brennan sits with Booth immediately after the explosion. Filler for Two Bodies in the Lab. BB. Short, one shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2006 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Crimson Regret by Eowyns Entity reviews
Severus is a REAL vampire! Every ten years his circumference comes around, the time where he discovers if his mate is in the next generation. Who is his mate, and what is he?: YES I am the REAL Crimson Regret, look inside for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,210 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Beware of Appliances by Era Telris reviews
Drabble. Booth is given an idea of what could possibly be Zach Addy's wrath.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Zach A., S. Booth - Complete
For The Twinkie by JMD-009 reviews
On a Council arranged tour of the BRPD Xander meets some interesting characters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Xander H., Hellboy - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 401 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Light to Dark by Jakoby reviews
HIATUS AU What if Harry wasn't famous because Dumbledore made a mistake? What if Harry met Draco on the train first? What if Snape was NICE! Darkish Harry, severitus, possibly DMHP in future if i ever write that long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 200 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Safety First by Marcus Rowland reviews
An unusual death calls for decisive action by one of the CSI team. CSI and HP crossover, character death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Darkness by Tortured Chaos reviews
Have you ever been tortured... had no choice but to scream... Harry Potter falls from the light shattered, and who else but Voldermort will pick up the pieces DARK SLYTHERIN HARRY... Disclaimer dont own harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Salir by Batsutousai reviews
Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself. –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, noHBP– EDITED 25/01/09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Hiss of the Wild by Mistress Titania reviews
This is a response to a challenge put out by PxW on The Silver Snitch. Harry is abandonded by his realtives in a forest at age 4, he is raised by snakes. At age 16 he decides to claim Voldemort for his mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 279 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Slytherin by juxtaposed reviews
Severus thinks that Harry is very Slytherin indeed. SLASH and smuff, watch the rating! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Upside Down by Sethian reviews
Slash TH Harry finds himself bonded to Voldemort, they now must learn to live with each other in Tom's manor...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Room of Settlement by Sigil Dagger reviews
One day Albus gets tired of his two professors bickering and takes matters into his own wicked hands. He pushes the pair to the Room of Settlement and things grow a bit more than expected. HPSS slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ares Rising by Teri reviews
Halloween Challenge Response Xander picks a very unusual costume.
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Ares, Xander H., Ethan R. - Complete
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 168 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words by ashedraven reviews
Ever thought about what could happen if someone took a picture of Harry and Snape...and then made it move? Something interesting that Harry and Co. never imagined. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Time After Time by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Voldie's gone back in time, and the Order of the Phoenix send Harry after. But what happens when he meets the Marauders? And falls in love with Severus Snape? Will the Dark Lord win? SLASH SSHP, please RR, flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,972 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/4/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cursed to Eternity by Alana Colborne reviews
Xander goes to help Angel kill a demon that has cursed Buffy, sacraficing something along the way. Warning: SLASH *now complete*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
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