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Poll: Who should be the one to try and distract Edward? Who is it that said "Eddie-kins I put the question in more detail on my forum Vote Now!
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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1620264, Profile Updated: 03-20-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hi, I'm Mett

Nice to meet you =)

I'm sitting next to Carmanyclaire

We've just had a paper aeroplane mass flight conquenst. We sucked. Miserably.

But it was fun...

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I called your boyfriend gay the other day. He hit me with his purse.

I'm not anti-social, i just don't like you

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

I fell for this bad!! (Thanks to bookluvrxoxo)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take myspace/facebook pictures.

2. you havn't played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts for that matter.

3. the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/Myspace/Facebook.

4. you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. your evening activity is sitting on the computer.

7. you read this list and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. you think how stupid you are for reading this.

9. you were simply too busy to notice number 5.

10. you actually scrolled up to see if there was a number five.

11. and now you are laughing at your own stupidity.

12. put this in your profile if you fell for it. you know you just did

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Once Upon A Twilight by ScarlettLovesRhett reviews
Cinderella.Bella's dad has just died and now she has to live with her stepmother Victoria and her daughters Rosalie and Alice.She is abused and is forced to be a slave.Will she get her story book ending? read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 52,319 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Likes High School by backstrokebeasterbunny reviews
Edward is the new guy in town and all the girls want "to get to know him". Bella is the hottie of the school. Can these two find love or will a secret from Bella's past keep her from being able to opening up and feel again? All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,947 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Angels Sing, Gods Play The Piano by coquelicotte reviews
Welcome to Washington State Music Academy:Bella Swan gets accepted into a prestigious music academy, where she meets the mysteriously gorgeous Edward Cullen. They make beautiful music, but can that be enough for them to realize their love? ALL HUMAN! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bart's Academy by VegetarianVampire17 reviews
An oprhaned Bella is sent to live with her aunt and uncle, Carlisle and Esme in England, along with their two children Alice and Emmett. Whilst there, she is enrolled into a boarding school, where she meets the gorgeous Edward Mason. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,025 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Ten reasons to hate Jacob by Graceful.Melody reviews
From Rosalie xoxoxo - Anti-Jacob - Flames are welcome - Please review - Humor
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Jacob - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forks Was No Chicago by IAmMrsCullen reviews
AU: All human; Edward, his parents & sister Alice moved to Forks, where they meet Bella and her brothers, Emmett and Jasper. Sparks fly, but will they ignite the flame fully? Slightly OOC. Especially when Edward says 'Dude' . Rated T for strong language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,070 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Royal Treaty by Apple Slushie reviews
Set in Knights in Shining Armour with Castles Era. Clearer Summary inside. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
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Twilight Cinderella reviews
Forget Cinderella, its Isabella Swan. Prince Edward obviously! . The two not-so-ugly stepsisters, Rosalie and Alice and Isabella’s best friend Jasper. Emmet is Edward’s brother!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
Twilight team reviews
Bella is the best agent out there. Initiative, clever and loyal. Twilight team are made up of the best of the best. What will happen when the Quilleute gang from La Plush decide to wreak havoc? normal pairings.R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008
Genesis reviews
Edward is the new member of the school band Genesis. Bella is popular pretty. Will dancing bring the two together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
Senses reviews
To a new boarding school. the very popular Edward Cullen. you know, the norm, but there is a difference. Bella is blind, and only the teachers know. how can she possibly be dazzled by edward if she can't even see him? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008