VegetarianVampire17
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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1620265, Profile Updated: 08-24-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Heyy there!

I'm VegetarianVampire17 if you hadn't noticed lol. I'm from the UK so some of you may find my spelling of some words a little weird but as far as we're concerned they're right so...nerr :)

Oh and 30 Seconds to Mars (see dp) and Tokio Hotel are my favourite bands in the entire world!! XD Bill and Tom (L)

Lord of the Rings is also the most epic thing in existence.

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Tokio Hotel Welcome to England by TheLemonWedges reviews
"No you imbecile!" Gustav screamed. "They drive on the left in this country!" The guys from Tokio Hotel are in England when Tom decides to steal the tour bus and gets them all stranded in the middle of nowhere. Too bad he didn't take a map... Please R&R
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire Becomes Ice by Kelsismom reviews
One werewolf, one vampire, one curse. In this Freaky Friday take on Twilight, Jacob and Edward are transformed into each other's bodies, forced to live each other's lives. AU ExB During Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,556 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Hi, I'm Mr Right, I heard you were looking for me? by CMN-marie reviews
A girl leaves for college. New experiences, and new friends. What's to come of her and this amazing guy? And what's to happens when she realizes how hard she's falling? And why can't she stop humilliating herself in front of him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,749 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Stories of Epicness by TheLemonWedges reviews
Never before read accounts of the vampire world :D Basically a load of really important random moments that should have been in the books but weren't...for many reasons.....R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Senses by EmMett WemMett reviews
To a new boarding school. the very popular Edward Cullen. you know, the norm, but there is a difference. Bella is blind, and only the teachers know. how can she possibly be dazzled by edward if she can't even see him? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Personal Problems by WOKgeotobi reviews
The cullen children have been arguing one to many times and Carlisle is getting conserned. Will his plans to make them become a happy family work?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
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Summer Love reviews
Bella is a typical lovesick teenager who has a huge crush on a not so typical guy. Put them together in a relatively remote village for an entire week and...don't say I didn't warn you :D Embarrassing with plenty of laughs! ALL HUMAN ExB Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,300 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bart's Academy reviews
An oprhaned Bella is sent to live with her aunt and uncle, Carlisle and Esme in England, along with their two children Alice and Emmett. Whilst there, she is enrolled into a boarding school, where she meets the gorgeous Edward Mason. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,025 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella