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Joined 01-29-02, id: 162032, Profile Updated: 04-12-08
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Hellsing.

I've been writing for many years- fan fiction, original fiction, novellas, short stories, you name it- and I'm an English literature and history double major (suicidally minoring in philosophy), so it should be fairly obvious why I'm so wordy. Words make me happy.

I'm very happily engaged. (Though minus the ring as we are indeed starving college students, and I'm fine with that!) I love tea, rain, Persian cats, erotica (but not conventional porn- I find it very vulgar and quite base, anyway I'm usually nitpicking the erotica), incense (go Nag Champa and resins), hookah smoking, reading, writing, studying (odd, I know), debating religion, British humor, dark chocolate, being sarcastic, confusing people with my introversion, and being known as a relatively intelligent human being. I don't like meat (vegetarian for seven years now), most dogs, any recreational drugs, right-wing radio, math, or ignorant people (like the ones who think you smoke pot in a hookah).

Things to remember:

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" has all the answers of life

Voltaire makes some of the greatest points known to man

"Your" is not the same as "you're" and you should have learned that when you were ten

"It's a trap!"

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill

Seras is only there for fan service

Writing yourself into a story as an OC counts as a Mary Sue

Cuddy's smirk does better than House's eyeroll

We have all written fan fiction or original work we regret having posted online

Karma's a bitch

Integra always wins

"Words are trivial"

Books & authors of choice:

His Dark Materials, Voltaire, Camus, Sartre, Angela Carter, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, James Joyce, A Clockwork Orange, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Risen Empire, The Killing of Worlds (Oh, how Scott Westerfeld has fallen since then), Tamora Pierce, T.S. Eliot, The Remains of the Day, Atonement, Wuthering Heights

Knight Without Armor by Saioji Yuko reviews
A knight without armor or title stands contemplating a failure she hadn’t anticipated. AlucardIntegra
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
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Invictus reviews
AU in the strongest sense, but not your usual "let's give Integra a vampire Mary Sue cousin for Alucard to fall in love with" story. Takes place in the later Elizabethan period- events and characters are altered accordingly. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008
Wands and Fangs reviews
The wizarding world needs the help of the Hellsing Organization! Harry Potter X Hellsing crossover. Possibly better than it sounds.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/26/2007
Pet Therapy reviews
Well, Integra's feeling sorry for herself, which rarely happens, and she's not the only one who hates it. Her vampire doesn't like it either. Go figure.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Fevered reviews
Alucard goes on a night wander through the mansion. His master has done the same, little has he guessed. Questionable activities ensue when the two meet... Yay? ...Not a songfic. No.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Disneyland reviews
Hellsing goes on a jaunt to the Happiest Place on Earth. Why? We don't know. We don't care. Snappy, unrelated scenes for you to partake of.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Necessary Insanity reviews
Short drabble: MWPP are in Paris and have run out of money. Sirius has some fun in a strip club and tries to take Remus down with him. Ignore the bad French and the slight musical anachronism for the sake of humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete