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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1620452, Profile Updated: 10-18-13
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Around here, however, we don't look backwards for long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things because we're curious...and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

Walt Disney

The basics:
Name: Victoria
Birthday: Birthdays have been cancelled due to fear of growing old!
Age: 18 years and 90 months. Stop adding it up! lol
Hair: Mousy brown.
Eyes: Blue.
Country: U.K

Relationship Status: Technically, I'm married. However, he left me after 7 weeks and that was 9 months ago!

Children: 3 boys - Archie, Jasper and Blaine.

My hobbies:
Writing. duh.
Spending time with my gorgeous kids.
Facebook (I know, so tragic!)
Listening to all my fave tunes on youtube.

Little things that I'm good at:
Writing Harry Potter fanfiction.
Panicking. I panic when the slightest thing goes wrong.
Eating :)

Little things that I'm rubbish at:
Diets. I have zero will power.
Sport. I have zero co-ordination.
Finishing sentences. I have a habit of just getting bored with what I'm talking about, and then I just stop talking. I frustrate the hell out of people.

I, Victoria, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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Advice, like youth, is wasted on the young (Read and take note!)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99 - Wear sunscreen!
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked!

You’re not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you! Sing! Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly!

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths - prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…!


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Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,922 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Till Death Us Do Part by Galadriell reviews
"Do you really think Potter is capable of hating you for loving him?" Years after the War, Harry's life changed. Three children and a funeral later, Draco finds him scrambling to keep his life from falling apart. Harry/Draco Slash. IN PROGRESS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,963 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
What is this Feeling? by Rising Phoenix1835 reviews
The war is over, and Harry Potter just wants to move on with his life and be a normal teenager. He returns to Hogwarts for his final year hoping for once that it will be a normal year. But when does normal ever describe Harry's life? AUish, HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,243 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 7,586 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters by Skippy-the-Rabbit reviews
Charlie Weasley needs a place to stay, so Hermione Granger offers him her spare room. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, only falling for the wrong Weasley... Chapter 11 is here - in which something finally happens :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,429 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Freaks and Geeks by Hello Moto reviews
Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mr X by Arawna reviews
Harry receives a text message from a mysterious man. Can the two become friends, or will Harry's grammar get in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,137 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Loved By All by Lilith1631 reviews
Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This Could Be Yours by LanisFanFiction reviews
PREQUEL to ‘A Priceless Gift’: Harry and Draco didn’t just fall in love… so how did it all happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,615 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Priceless Gift by LanisFanFiction reviews
Hermione offers Harry and Draco the ultimate gift. What happens when the tables are turned and Draco gets more than he bargained for? PostHogwarts, Established Relationship, Sexual Content, HurtComfort, Fluff, Drama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,125 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Days of Denial by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Misguided Intentions by Piri Lupin-Snape reviews
Start of 7th year. Voldemort is defeated so why isn't Harry happy? When something happens that sends him to another time along with someone he didn't expect, will it help him find what he needs? MWPP AU, HPDM, SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,877 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Can Love Survive by Piri Lupin-Snape reviews
Chap 15 up. : Final chapter sniff sniff: Did everything turn out for the best? Will love truely survive in a harsh world or did the bindings all have been for naught? HPDM, SSRL, SB?, RWHG, others
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,844 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2002 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Til Death Us Do Part reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are getting married - what could possibly go wrong? SLASH WARNING! Established male/male relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Life goes on reviews
When Pansy Parkinson dies, she finds herself stuck on earth. Unable to leave Draco behind, she recruits Harry Potter to help her carry out her unfinished business. But with Harry and Draco starting off on the wrong foot - will all go according to plan?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Use Somebody reviews
Draco Malfoy needs a job! When the position of P.A/secretary to hot shot solicitor Harry Potter, senior partner of the prestigious lawfirm 'Aurors', falls into his lap - How can he possibly say no to it. Slash, non magic, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,033 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Still Figuring Out reviews
SEQUEL to 'Could it be Magic'. Now that Harry and Draco know they like each other, what will happen next? As Harry struggles with his friends and Draco struggles with his past, will they make it very far? Slash! Mentions of incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,468 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rejected Scene from Still Figuring Out reviews
This is a rejected secene from S.F.O. that I wrote in the early stages of the fic, but quickly found I didn't want to go in the direction it was going. It has absolutely no relevence to the fic now, but I figured I'd post it on it's own. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Could it be Magic? reviews
When 2 boys meet, virtually, over a long lonely summer, they become unlikely friends. What will happen when their identities are finally revealed? And will it really make a lot of difference in the end? Eventual slash. REVISING BEGINS 18-08-10
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,576 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Do what I have to do reviews
My take on how Bella realised she doesn't like music anymore. Set in 'New Moon' Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
Home For Christmas reviews
2 seperate little stories that connect if that makes any sense . Harry and Draco are both alone on Christmas Eve. Implied Slash relationship, absolutely nothing graphic though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete