Zephyr Morpheus Lee
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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1620585, Profile Updated: 09-28-24

Lyndon Banes Johnson was the only president who could whip his dick out and piss on someone without getting in trouble. You simply used to be able to do anything, apparently.

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Persephone by Xaviere Jade reviews
Do you believe in soul mates? What if you met yours in the wrong lifetime? How could you possibly connect to each other without falling into sheer madness? 10/11/2014: Added a letter to the end, explaining why I haven't updated in several years and probably won't, how I broke my own story, and how I intended the story to end/lets-be-honest, continue.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 137,275 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Jareth, Sarah
Tilt by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
Mycroft watches his brother's thinking mannerisms as he grows up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Vanity and Patience: A Rosalie Hale Story by Achelle Candy reviews
How does the vain and selfish Rosalie deal with an irrational newborn vampire who can't see past his lust for blood to even notice her? Will she be able to swallow her pride and have the patience to stand by him? Will Emmett be the man who can change her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,433 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Troubles of Two Japanese American Teenagers by Raikun-sama reviews
Kami-sama Zarth is getting tired of sending humans into the Death Note world, all have failed. But when he sends of pair of two seemingly average teenage girls, he realizes this could be more interesting! NOT YAOI, PEOPLE! Written because I was bored.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 130 - Words: 531,381 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Colors by LonesomeOddSock reviews
I am a view you do not enjoy. Near-centric. Vignette-esque.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Did You Know That I Adore You? by Miss Cullen -I wish reviews
-Sequel to ATGAAT- After the Fifth life for Lynette, Jaylyn, and Evey seems terribly dull without V's unique presence in the Shadow Gallery. Things change when an unexpected gift straight from God himself arrives in the black-drapped Gallery.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,442 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Dance of the Devils by Anonymous Void reviews
Evil comes in many packages as Damien, Son of the Devil, will soon find out on his return to South Park. Will South Park survive the clash or will it wind up as a crater?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,975 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Damien, OC - Complete
Selfless Selfishness by Wihtiko reviews
One-shot. Light's POV. Slight AU. Written purely out of boredom and for lack of inspiration, so don't have high expectations.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Brace Yourself by The Brat Prince reviews
Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,393 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4624 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
100 Theme Challenge South Park Style! by PiScEs-BlOsSoM69 reviews
100 one-shots of all your favourite South Park pairings! Accepting OC's, or whatever parings you can come up with!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009
THE MISTAKE by luvhouse5 reviews
Sequel to "The Jerk." Huddy, Chase/ OC, Old Team, New Team, Wilson. Possible Huddy baby and a Vicodin addict that you would be least likely to suspect. Romance, angst, hurt/ comfort, drama, sex.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 189,454 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Puppet Master by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
Zim is responsible for a lot of damage - but what if it isn't all his fault? Zim is the puppet... now meet the puppet master. COMPLETE! READ IMPORTANT NOTE AT THE END!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - OC, Zim - Complete