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Uhm you dont need to kow to much about me.

But ill give you some

AGE- not important but ill give you a group highschool

LOCATION- not important

MUSIC- Plain white tees, panic at the disco, blink 182,tokio hotel,green day, my chemical romance,katy perry and more

MOVIES- Breakfast club ,school of rock, blades of glory,mammas boy ,Hanncock,ect

AND THER IS THIS MANGA called Yammato nadeshicko schichi henge or the wallflower

but here are the things you might need to remember

- I AM SCATTER BRAINED

-I can be EXTREAMLY slow

-I love to laugh

-I need my friends

Oh and theres this

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day but almost never actualy do, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (My friends laugh at me for it)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (A girl called me weird once, I smiled and thanked her!)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile. (I have the palest skin in the world, And darrk circles under my eyes! )

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile (As long as I’ve got my best friend, I’m good!)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile (Lets not have an explanation …)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you and your friends start naming each other after Twilight characters, then post this onto your profile.

If you long to have a vampire for a boyfriend, post this onto your profile.

~If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

~If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

~ If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

~If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. .

~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...
-You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
-You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. (I’ve thought that since I was 9 though)
-You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
-You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each!
-You check on fanfiction.net 5 times ~or more~ a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
-You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed with Twilight or New Moon.
-You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.
-When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
-Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you!!
-You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward. (Don’t have a BF, sad, huh?)

A real boyfriend

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman

...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

I love DelilahTCullen 's storys

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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3666 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Two Weeks by ThoseNights reviews
For two weeks, Forks High students must take care of actual children. This includes the Cullens and Bella. But when things escalate into something more...Edward finds himself making drastic decisions. Full summary inside. New ALERT up.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,792 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Totally Different Lives by MaeAlyse reviews
King Hakoda invites some quirky kids to stay in the palace. Will they teach Sokka and Katara a lesson? And what does Long Feng have in store for them? Kataang Tokka Maiko Ty Lee x OC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,643 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Aang, Katara
All's Fair in Love and War by xXxElianexXx reviews
I fixed Edward with my eyes as I moved forward and wrapped my arms around Mike’s neck, pulling him closer to me as my lips went to first his mouth and then his neck.EXB eventually- not what you think! Ahh! Chapter 9 is up!xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,732 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
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Not Again reviews
I know it would never happen but lets say Edward tried to leave again, how would bella reacted? lets just sY THIS TIME SHES READY please no flames and also DISCLMER TO all chapters please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Realize reviews
The Molment Edward realizes how much he loves bella ON HOLD CANT THINK OF ANYTHING DISCLAMER-- I DO NOT OWN ANY THING TWILIGHT CEPT MY BOOKS AND 2 VERY LARGE POSTERS
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Edward, Bella