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I'm a reader. It's what I do. It's who I am. My friends have always told me I was a bookworm. See, it all started with my mother...*tells unnecessary story* And once in fifth grade...*tells a completely true but still unnecessary story* And more recently...well, I found this website. Which gives me something to read between my last favorite series and my next favorite series. And make no mistake, I prefer series to stand-alones.

I also like to talk about the things I read, so don't be surprised if I try to hold a full conversation with you about ... well, anything.

I've noticed an interesting change in my reading habits on this site. When I found it I was a fan of just about anything that blew up. I'll confess that the things-that-go-boom are still fun to me. Now I just like a good reason for them to explode. (Explosions are just a metaphor by the way. Though I'm not sure it's a good one...)

So no offense if I've un-favorited somebody's story on here. I still have them in my alerts, just in case.


One of my biggest pet peeves is when somebody uses a word that has no business being in the sentence. Even if it IS similar to the intended word, it drives me insane. I honestly wish I could just meet the freaking Beta requirements to offer my grammatical services.

Seriously. I'm not good at writing, but I'll be damned if I'm not good at helping others at the job.

Obviously it doesn't irritate me enough to stop reading the offending material, but it's the thought that counts.


Another pet peeve of mine...You know how everyone all over every anime and manga series just about ever throws around the name of their attack when they do it? Sometimes that just gets real old, real fast. Like in Naruto, these people are supposedly ninja, assassins. They're screaming out the names of the attacks they use, which gives anyone with a brain a good idea what's coming. So, just a suggestion, try to have them keep their mouth shut when they do things. Especially ones that involve their mouth, like the fireballs.


Ok, so I've reached the point of desperation. I've been trying (unsuccessfully) to re-find a story I'd previously discovered. It was a Harry Potter/Stargate Atlantis cross-over. A surprisingly good one. The only other thing I can think to add specifically is that in this story Harry was adopted by the Flamels. I think I've been over every listing in the actual crossover list and found nothing. If someone knows what it's called, or where it can be found (or, heaven forbid, has the actual link), it'd be greatly appreciated. It may even earn you an I-O-U. Thanks.

Add to this list a sort of NarutoxHinata story. Mostly just pissed off Naruto years after her death at (*gasp* Sakura and Madara's) hands. I think. More details as I remember them.


I was talking with my brother one day and we both noticed something rather interesting...

Obito obi to
X
to obi Tobi

Plus Tobi (or Madara or who-ever's) RIGHT eye is uncovered, and Obito donated his LEFT eye to Kakashi. Do I think it's conclusive? Not even a little. Do I think it's true? Also not even close. Do I think it would make for an interesting Fanfiction story?

You'd better believe it.

(Edit 10-13-11: ...Holy crap! I still think this theory has holes in it, but after Chapter 559...I don't know...Entirely possible now.)


Something I find rather amusing about this site are the misnamed reviews. Does anyone actually use them for reviewing? I think they could more accurately be called feedback.


This has been an awful month. June sucks, everyone. (Or, more likely, no one) No one's updating anything (and I've got about 60 stories on alert), the weather is NOT favorable, I've only seen my girlfriend three times (and won't again until sometime in July), the weather sucks, there are no good book releases, all the internet around here seems to be hanging below 3 Mbps, I don't have a decent computer, I've not played a decent game in months (one, that is, that I haven't played through and beaten a dozen times over...or that's been released in the last 5 years), and I've got three weeks of job training to look forward to. It says something when that last one is the most fun I'm likely to have for a while.

(06-18-2011)


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Legend of Atlantis by RoastedWolf reviews
When archeologist Asami Sato finds herself the linguist on a multi-million yuan expedition to find the lost city of Atlantis, she hardly knows what to think. Following in the footsteps of her late father's dream, she helps uncover a whole civilisation. Korrasami. Atlantis AU. Inspired by yakfrost's spectacular drawings.
Crossover - Atlantis & Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,087 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/30 - [Asami S., Korra] Mako, Zaheer
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 711,082 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/12/2012
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30057 - Favs: 16,312 - Follows: 14,431 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 290,420 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 339,126 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
The Shining Dark by Triple-Helix reviews
AU: Ichigo Kurosaki, talented pilot with a troubled past, and Rukia Kuchiki, covert operative of the G-13, must find a way to work together to face an uncertain, perilous future. Familiar storyline reimagined as an epic sci-fi narrative. 1st of a trilogy.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 281,883 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 5,052 - Follows: 4,812 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 5,070 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Reclamation by reptilia28 reviews
The Reapers have been harvesting the organic races of the galaxy since time immemorial, but the galaxy is a big place; even they cannot cover everything. Within the myriad cracks they left, the Forerunners and humanity arose. What will happen when the UNSC encounters the numerous other races of the galaxy, just in time to witness the Reapers' return? AU. Post-H4/pre-ME1.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,922 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Shepard (M), Nihlus K.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10519 - Favs: 5,895 - Follows: 5,304 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,292 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Halo: The Human Effect by MJOLNIR117 reviews
Following the Human-Covenant War, Humanity finds a buried device that allows trans-galactic travel far faster than Slipspace. It was heralded as the greatest scientific find in Human history; the rest of the galaxy simply calls it the Mass Effect. Now mankind needs to forge a new place for itself among the stars.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,131 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7995 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 8,526 - Follows: 6,644 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Long Way From Home by Darth Malleus reviews
A fleet of Alliance ships find themselves in the centre of a hornets' nest. Lost and alone in the middle of hostile territory with nowhere to turn will they survive or perish?
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 165,367 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010
Ghost Story by Norwest reviews
Harry Dresden and John Shepard are dead; of course, -being- dead doesn't mean -staying- that way. Trapped in alien worlds and surrounded by new, deadly enemies, they'll need every trick they know just to survive. You can't run from the Reaper forever - but you can make him work for it.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,660 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - H. Dresden, Shepard (M)
Team Tobi by Morta's Priest reviews
Uchiha Obito got a second lease on life in the Third Shinobi World War, and the world was never quite the same. Now, many years later, he's ready for what could be his most difficult assignment yet: To be a sensei to three brats that just graduated from the Academy. Among them is Namikaze Naruto, Hokage's son!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
When Balance Fails by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. It has been eight years since the Avatar fell against Fire Lord Ozai. The Empire rules the known world, yet some still dream of freedom. Prince Zuko, although restored to his status in the Fire Nation, vows to destroy his father, while Sokka fights to rekindle the Resistance. New factions rise, old loyalties fade, and nothing is what it seems. Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Toph
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,888 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Zuko, Sokka
The Shadow of the Sun by Darth Malleus reviews
Alone in a vast galaxy with no memory of his past; hounded by the Jedi, hunted by the Sith he moves further into the darkness of the underworld, and will rise to become a legend.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 325 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Apotheosis by QuillMind reviews
After Adam was attacked by the Tyrants and left for dead, Sarif had made the choice to change him into an augmented man. During the surgery, what would have been going through the CEO's mind regarding his decision? Rated T just in case for some bloody descriptions. Oneshot.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10585 - Favs: 4,898 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Thunderstorm by T3t reviews
The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Absolute Zero: The Azure Sky by James D. Fawkes reviews
Jiraiya had always thought Nagato was Rikudo Sennin's reincarnation. But what if he wasn't? Nagato inherited the Sage's power and eyes. What does it mean for Naruto to have inherited the Sage's soul? "Soten ni zase...Hyorinmaru."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 85,414 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Project Thoughts by Vathara reviews
Refugee camps settle into routines. Juushirou's routine has predatory tricksters, control-obsessed generals, and killer monsters from space... Part of the Tatterdemalion AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/2/2011 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4635 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Supernova by The Scion of House Amell reviews
Bright and beautiful, supernovae can briefly outshine an entire galaxy, before they fade from view forever, and their shockwave changes everything. Nihlus/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
Requiem for the Living by Nesarna reviews
Not all fairytales have happy endings. Post-423.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Problem With Zuko by AvocadoLove reviews
When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Unconventional Tactics by Davin Sunrider reviews
'Twilight Princess' oneshot. When Link is confronted with yet another mid-boss, he decides to try a slightly different approach...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Liberty Rock by Sergeant Conley reviews
Post TP. This is the tale of the warriors who defended Liberty Rock in the name of peace in a land torn by Civil War, of the days long siege where their enemies grew in number, yet their resolve remained strong, and of the fall of the Hero of Twilight.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,112 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Link - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Project Asclepius by Vathara reviews
Survival is just the beginning. Our mad scientists consider consequences... some of which came along for the ride. Sequel to "Project Tatterdemalion".
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,028 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2009 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana - Complete
Never After by riversrunthroughme reviews
I wouldn't turn my back on my shadow at any time...and since your shadow seems so keen on rarely being empty, I certainly wouldn't if I were you, Hero. [post Twilight Princess] [cuz a busted mirror is so totally not going to stop anything, silly Midna]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,556 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sheik, Dark Link
Project Tatterdemalion by Vathara reviews
What if Hollows were caused by an alien virus? Sci-fi AU. Warning for gore, and some language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/4/2008 - J. Ukitake - Complete