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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1620989, Profile Updated: 01-02-11
Author has written 33 stories for Bones.

Hi! My name is Heather. I've been writing fanfic for about two years, and I'm amazed at how many things I've learned along the way. Now, having written a bit and with my writing legs underneath me, I look back at my school years, and wish that I had taken the chance and started sooner. I'm still such a rookie at all of this.

Please be kind, but please do give feedback - reviews are loved!

I'm 40 years old and live on the east coast. I'm a longtime reader of fanfic, but always chickened out when it came to actually writing anything. Well, I finally found the show that kicked me over the authorial ledge - Bones! I never miss this show - it just makes my week.

I love computers, knitting, foreign languages, horses, singing, and cats. Not necessarily in that order...

I want to take care of my readers! If you are a fluffbunny, and are not sure if you should read one of my stories, please PM me. I will tell you what you need to know, so that you can make an informed decision. I want you to enjoy what I've written.

I do like to write what I like to call Romangst stories. Or possibly Angstmance stories. Haven't decided, yet, which one I like better.

On the more serious side: This is fiction. In my happy little fictional world, safe sex is not usually practiced. In the real world, I heartily recommend it, however.

I hope you like my stories - Bones and Booth once a week is just not enough, and it's up to us fanfic writers to rectify that situation!

UPDATE: Due to a death in the family, I have not been able to post for a while. I apologize to anyone who has been waiting for an update, and I hope to be able to start writing again soon.

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Temperance Normal by adangeli reviews
While Bones is away Booth makes some observations about her, about himself and about the two of them together. When she returns she reveals information Booth didn't expect and, more importantly, reveals parts of herself he never thought he'd see.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [S. Booth, T. Brennan] OC - Complete
A Chance to Finally Shine by CupcakeBean reviews
But in that moment, he couldn’t seem to think of anything other than the woman in front of him and how badly he wanted to kiss her." My tag for "A Night at the Bones Museum." *Spoilers for the episode*
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Surgery by bluemuriel reviews
"He did not realize what he was asking. But she could forgive him for not thinking it through." Brennan's point of view, immediately after Critic in the Cabernet. Season 4-5 spoilers. One-shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Not Tonight by Gryphin reviews
Post Mayhem - 'nuff said really.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Substitutes and Surrogates by blc reviews
Relentless questioning by Parker leads Brennan and Booth to look beyond the idea of just being substitutes and surrogates to the other. Angst, romance and fluff. This is a re-post and ch. 2 from the original "Magpie's Nest," Bones not mine, story is.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Parker B. - Complete
I always hit what I'm aiming at by celtic33 reviews
a little inner monologue of Booth's during their circus act, minor spoilers in case you haven't seen the ep yet
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - S. Booth - Complete
Searching For Salvation by Nothing But Bones reviews
When a hard-hitting case has a devastating outcome, Booth's veneer of control crumbles. Will seeking solace in his partner's arms ease his troubled conscience, or only serve to exacerbate his anguish? My first story to really earn its 'M' rating.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Playing for Keeps by blc reviews
SPOILER s4e03, The Man in the Outhouse. Sweets' realizations at the diner and in his office about his two patients. Thanks to your reviews, this will now be an in progress fic. Bones is the property of Fox & its producers.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Home Truths by Nothing But Bones reviews
Written several months prior to 'Conman.' Booth reluctantly introduces Bones to his obnoxious brother, Jared, who misconstrues the nature of their relationship and constantly undermines him - prompting Brennan to reveal the true extent of her feelings.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
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The Bet reviews
It was the only kind of bet he made anymore. And the stakes were impossibly high. Rated M for later chapters. Romance/Angst/Humor. Definitely BB, some Hodgela, and Zach!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,723 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
OneShot Heaven reviews
Series of random one-shots, some fluffy, some smutty, some funny or angsty. Something for everyone! Rated M for future one-shot entries. Latest entry: Something New. Angst, hurt/comfort, BB in an established relationship. Not a wedding fic. Rated K .
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,264 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Slippage reviews
Tag for Hole in the Heart. Spoilers up to that episode. Written from Booth's perspective, following his thoughts through that tragic day and night.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/17/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fear reviews
Brennan fights a horrible enemy. Can Booth help her?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
More Than Sorta reviews
Written in response to the famous LJ prompt fic meme. Very short one-shot, dealing with the aftermath of 'The Man in the Morgue'. Booth's POV. Hope you enjoy!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
And In Your Touch I Feel Myself reviews
This fluffy little fic is in response to the famous ongoing meme at LJ. The prompt for this was: What if Bones and Booth kissed at the Museum, in 'A Night At The Bones Museum? Spoilers through Season 5, episode 5. Hope you enjoy!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Tauromachy reviews
A one-shot done in response to a fic meme at Livejournal, courtesy of bitesize bones & bones ga! The prompt was 'What if Booth & Brennan struggled to stop being Tony & Roxie' Done in the middle of the night, so please accept my apology for any mistakes.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Monument reviews
Short one-shot. Written in response to a fic prompt: What if Max had been found guilty? Thanks to the guys at bitesize bones and bones ga at Livejournal for the meme! Head on over and check it out if you can.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Saturday Seeley reviews
Why was she suddenly so happy to see the weekend? General, romance. BB in an established relationship.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Perfect Recipe reviews
In cooking and in life, sometimes it's better to wait for the right moment. Short one-shot. Romance and friendship with a dash of fluff. BB all the way!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Slide reviews
Sometimes, the best thing about a slide is the landing. Short one-shot. Fluff alert! Tag for The X in the File, with spoilers through Season 5. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
At A Loss reviews
My tag for The Dwarf in the Dirt. A little look into the mind of Seeley Booth. Not too long, just a short one-shot. Please enjoy!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
In The Space Of Two Heartbeats reviews
In the space of two heartbeats, the space two heartbeats occupy, entire worlds can change. BB, humor/fluff/romance. Established relationship.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Legacy reviews
My tag, a short drabble for the end of Critic in the Cabernet. PLOT SPOILERS AHEAD! Slim possibility of a second chapter to be added later.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Risk reviews
My tag for The Beaver In The Otter. I couldn't resist, I just had to keep trying to figure out the thought process behind the plot developments this season. And I'm still working on my multi-chapter story, I promise!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Wreckage reviews
My tag for Mayhem on the Cross. I love this show!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Hope and Need reviews
My tag for Cinderella in Cardboard. Booth POV. And yes, it's BB!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Long Island Truths reviews
Revelations by way of Long Island. My tag for The Science in the Physicist. Enjoy! Brennan and Angela, with a little Seeley Booth thrown in for good luck.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - T. Brennan, Angela M. - Complete
Digging Up Bones reviews
My tag for The Doctor In The Den. Because I needed my BB fix, and didn't get enough in the episode!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Impasse reviews
Tag for The Salt In The Wounds. Short one-shot, with minor plot spoilers, and end-of-season rumors/spoilers.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Zero to Sixty reviews
My tag for 'The Bones That Foamed' episode. Serious BB lovin'. Rated M for a reason! Angsty, smutty fun.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/13/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Giving Up Giving In reviews
Tag for the latest episode, The Princess and the Pear. Angst, romance, BB. Because I wasn't thrilled with the episode, and I needed more. Slight spoilers for the ep.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Hold reviews
One-shot tag for stellar Hero in the Hold episode, because, as usual, one hour was not enough!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Panhandle Heat reviews
Continuation of last scene from Double Trouble in the Panhandle. Just a short one-shot to celebrate the return of BB!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Oasis reviews
She can handle every day. Except this day. Hurt/comfort, BB. NOT a tragedy fic. All reviews are greatly appreciated.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Geometry reviews
Geometry was his favorite subject. Yes, Geometry was good. Short one-shot from Booth's pov, dealing with his feelings for Brennan. Rated T for a little language.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Misconceptions reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4, EPISODE 8 - THE CON MAN IN THE METH LAB One-shot dealing with Brennan's thoughts and actions during the episode. Not putting too much summary, don't want to reveal any spoilers!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Eve reviews
Bones finally pushes Booth too far - and he pushes back. Rated M for later chapters. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,449 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Recovery reviews
Sequel to Retrieval. Bones is back home - but she's still in trouble. Can Booth come to the rescue again? Rated T due to emotional trauma.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Dulles or Bust reviews
One shot - Brennan's on a plane, headed off on a vacation, and Booth is looking for the nearest bar. But, appearances can be deceiving...Rated M for language and suggestive passages.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Definition reviews
On a special day, Brennan tries to find the words to give to Booth. Short one-shot, VERY fluffy.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Retrieval reviews
Brennan is on sabbatical when disaster strikes. Can Booth get to her in time? Sequel to this story - Recovery - is now complete! Rated T due to violence and language.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Home reviews
Booth is transferred to another city - what will happen now? Will he ever see his friends and family again? This is my very first fanfic! I really hope you like it. Angst/Fluff/Romance. Rated M for sexual situations.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete