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The Cullen Eggplant
by BiggestDickEver reviews
Lube it up, buttercup.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by BiggestDickEver reviews
A sneaky little one shot for the BDE contest. Despite her best efforts, Bella finds herself inexplicably drawn to the very talented and very attractive man next door. One problem? He's the world's biggest dick. E/B. Romance/Humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by AliciaW68 reviews
Edward uses his own personal blog to indulge his kink, but needs a woman to really satisfy his needs. Bella wonders constantly about the anonymous man on her favourite website. Together the sparks will fly. This is my O/S contribution to the Twikink festival 2015. Please be warned, explicit language and sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 120,365 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 4/11/2015
The bet of a lifetime
by wiccandreams reviews
Octavia, Miller, Monroe, Raven, Jasper and Monty team together to try and get their two stubborn leaders to realise their feelings for each other. However, this proves more difficult than first thought and the team must try and pull ridiculous stunts to get Clarke and Bellamy alone together. *No grounders or major threats. Focusing on teenage hormones and relationships. Rated M.*
100 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,517 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Clarke G., Jasper, Octavia B., Bellamy B.
by Madame Atomic Bomb reviews
Katara knows exactly what Aang wants. Kataang smut!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Aang, Katara - Complete
by LyricalKris reviews
Everyone is born with a unique tattoo. Whenever they fall in love, no matter the circumstances, that person's tattoo appears somewhere on their body. It's not such an easy thing to wear your heart on your skin. After all, love comes as she pleases. Unrequited. Uninvited. Undeniable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,305 - Reviews: 4324 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Lingerie, Second Floor
by Silverspoon reviews
Most men hate shopping with their girlfriend. Grant Ward is about to develop a new appreciation for it. Written for the Skyeward Smut Fest.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J.] - Complete
by Madame Atomic Bomb reviews
He's been gone too long. Smut
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Aang, Katara - Complete
by Edward's Eternal reviews
A lead foot. An angry, hot cop. How will this end? My entry for the DTE contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 336 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 940 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4584 - Favs: 8,066 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Searching the Unknown
by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
"Entry for the Teach Me the Nasty contest" Collab with Shirley007 - Two vampires abandoned by their mates and a cheer captain; what happens when a bet is made about this new girl? JasperxBellaxEmmett Rated M for adult content/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Three of a Kind
by ShockedUp06 reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tie Her Down
by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two For One Deal
by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete