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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1621117, Profile Updated: 05-22-11
Author has written 10 stories for Animorphs, Spyro the Dragon, Lion King, and Bolt.

If you're looking for a good read I strongly recommend anything by OnyxtheDragon, Dreamnorn, Fudogg, and TMHB77 (especialy his black september series, its REALLY long but TOTALLY worth it), PurpleDragon614, 8MilesThatWay, and BrokenAngel363

I am co-authoring with OnyxtheDragon, XxTriggertheDragonxX

Here is a pic of my OC Terron,

and his best friend Sivu,

here is another picture of Sivu, drawn by one of my RL friends, looks awesome don't he?:

and this here is Hodari and his brother Muskumo:

And my character Diablo, Guardian of the Dark Realms:

Name: Midnight-Mate of Shimmer

Gender: Male

Scale Color: Main- Pitch Black Bottom- Blood Red Under Wings: dark dark blue

Eyes: Amethyst (like Spyro's)

Size: Very large and powerful, he towers above most dragons his age, and has large muscles, and very thick limbs, you'll be hard pressed to find a dragon larger and more muscular than him.

Tail design: black flame (you know, the tip of the tail is on fire kinda like charmander/charmelion/charizard? except black)

age: Physically: 18 mentally: 500 (due to a prophecy that he is a part of he is 500 but has the body of a dragon of 18)(the age is human equivilant, meaning he is like the dragon equivilant of a human 500 year old, meaning he should be long dead)

Elements: Nature (healing and power ups), Shadow (darkness)

Special Attacks(KEEP IN MIND THESE SPECIAL ATTACKS ARE A RARE USAGE, THEY PREFER NOT TO USE THEM UNLESS NECESSARY!)(save for the nature stuff, though the methods listed here are quick fixes, and use more energy and manna, if they do it the correct way, it takes a LOT longer, they gotta stay in one spot, but it's more efficient and they lose less manna and energy. if u wanna know the correct way PM me): Nature: Nature’s rain: heals wounds of allies and self in fight

Shadow: Blackout: makes entire area within up to 5 miles pitch black and un-seeable for 5 minutes

True Darkness: Enters Dark Midnight form after he sends out shock waves of darkness to hit all opponents (all scales become black & eyes glow blood red, and grows 3x his size, and gains 4x more muscle mass)

Dark Midnight form Special attacks: Primal Pound: Fly up extremely high then plummets to ground and smashes into the ground causing a MASSIVE earthquake

True blackout: Same as blackout but evil dark spirits attack and rip at enemies and drag them into hell and torture and damage them continuously until end of attack (only used as last resort)

Fury (combo fury) (yea I made those up ;) ): Darkture Destruction- gathers all energy of darkness and nature and absorbs them into his body then releases them all into the opponents then absorbs them back, healing ALL wounds

Dark Midnight fury: Eternal Darkness: drains all energy of opposing dragons and absorbs any and all abilities they have, allowing him to use them and leaves them nothing but shells (only hits 50 percent the time) (used as EXTREME last resort, even after True Blackout)

Extra info: best at melee, but almost as good with elements, can see just as well in dark as well as day (which is why he can use Blackout with no problem...), can control self in Dark Midnight form, the heart in his chest is a false one, his real heart is in his back right leg, and he walks with a slight limp due to it. also, that heart is more sensitve to pain, than a normal chest-heart.

Personality: Very caring (although his attacks seem opposite lol), holds friends, Shimmer (his mate) and family above all others,(though he only is like this on the inside, this is his true self, but to most, he is an arrogant dragon, and a bit of a jerk, and loves to show off. Only Shimmer knows the real him), Enjoys making new friends, but arrogant at times and he gets very competitive but still plays fair,

Name: Shimmer-mate of Midnight

Gender: Female

Scale Color: Main-White Underbelly-Sky Blue Bottom Of Wings- Gold(she is drop dead beautiful, most dragons would have a hard time NOT gawking at her.)

Eyes: Sapphire

Tail Design: Floating halo around tip of tail

age: Physically: 18 mentally: 500 (due to a prophecy that she is a part of he is 500 but has the body of a dragoness of 18)(same deal as Midnight)

Elements: Light, Nature

Special Attacks: Nature: Wings of nature-quadruples speed of self

Nature’s remedy-heals poison, paralysis, burns, etc. of self and allies

Light: Heaven Arrow-gathers orb of pure light energy in front of mouth (can be help longer for better effect and larger arrow) then fires it as an arrow towards the enemy at light speed

True Light-light rains down from the heavens & hits enemies in an enormous radius, then transforms into Light Shimmer (halo on tail glows brighter and grows a little bigger, doubles in size, all scales become a glowing (literally) white, eyes glow gold, muscle mass grows 2X bigger)

Light Shimmer form special attacks: angelic duplication-makes up to 9 clones of self to help fight for 5 minutes

Shining Impact-runs so fast that it looks like she just disappeared, ending up behind opponent then firing a GIGANTIC light orb into the opponents from EXTREME close range (practically standing on the opponent’s back)

Furys: (light) Purity-take any and all damage taken from self and allies, healing them and self, & transfers it onto either multiple enemies or combine all damage & transfer it to one enemy

(Nature) Nature’s gift-can revive 1 ally (faints after use, time she remains unconscious varies depending on how bad the death wound was, worse=longer)(can only be used 5 times in entire life)

Light Shimmer Fury: Holy Twister-creates tornado of pure light, 100 ft high 50 ft wide, and hits them (may burn them badly)

Extra info: best with elements, but okay with melee; can see just as well in dark as in light, can control self in Light Shimmer, expert potions master, her hearts is in her back LEFT leg, all same things apply

Personality: smart, never abandons friends, prefers to solve things non-violently but will be violent it needed, (and trust me she can break someone's spine if she wants to), very kind to others, and always willing to help


They also have a Combo Fury together: Essence of Opposites: Both crate giant beams of their main element (Midnight, Shadow Shimmer, Light) from their mouth then combine them together to create a ENORMOUS tornado infused with Light and Darkness's power (500 ft high 500 ft wide)

Info: It took them 2 years to learn that one attack because it is so hard to make opposite elements fuse together without canceling eachother out


Astrolo Dragon

Name: Terron-mate of OnytheDragon's OC Hershey

Gender: Male

Sign: Taurus

Element: Earth

Age: human equivalent of 25

Size: about 3 feet taller than Terrador, 3X wingspan

Body: (Very Muscular) Main-dirty yellow underbelly-rocky brown under wings-dark green

Tail Design: 3 Bull’s horns

Horns: Bull’s horns (red)

Likes: Digging (any kind, archeological, rescue, cover, whatever, as long as it’s digging), inventing, Hiking, Writing, nature, animals

Dislikes: pollution, global warming, bragging, freeloaders/people who don’t do their part of the work

Personality: Thinks he’s a kid (not literally, he knows he is an adult, he just likes pranks, enjoys flying, loves running around and playing games, etc. Although he is very wise and teeming with intelligence.), friendly, calm, prefers not to fight unless needed

Attacks: Earthshatter-lets loose a thunderous roar that causes the ground to spilt open in giant cracks and erupt with giant mountainous rocks that smash into the enemy and send them flying up and disabling any body part they may touch (for example, if the enemy’s back right leg gets hit they can’t use it without severely causing themselves pain)

Terra Dive: Body quickly sinks into ground (takes like 3 seconds) then he digs until he is under the enemy, pulls them under, and pounds them severely, then throws enemy back above ground into the air, flies up above them, then slams them into the ground with his tail so hard that the crash creates a HUGE crater (after he goes back above ground after pulling the enemy under, his whole body is encased in rock except for his head and wings, so he can still fly, and acts as a shield for 5 minutes)

Fury: Rock Scissors- Creates 2 GIANT rock swords, stands on 2 legs, and dual wields them for 10 minutes, ripping and tearing apart the enemy

Extra Info: Can be Anthro; he wears a Necklace of Dragons fangs he found while on archeological digs (he never uses these for tools when building inventions, for sentimental reasons); can speak ancient Draconian; he is a very skilled flyer and he has won the Realm’s Most Skilled Flyer competition 5 years in a row, he is a very fast flyer and can quickly change direction…..he can even fly upside down perfectly

Anthro info: He will mainly remain on all 4 paws but when necessary in combat (for example if his element has been taken away) he will go on 2 legs, but no matter how many paws he is on he ALWAYS keeps the Sword of Vyron, a elemental sword that has the power of the earth infused within it and is the sharpest blade in the Dragon Realms, slung on his back/midsection…even while he is asleep. He also can dual wield but will only do so if absolutely necessary, for this reason he keeps the Sword of Xyric, a Sword handed down in his family (the Xyric family) for 1000 generations, also sheathed across himself

Bio: when he was only five years old his village was raided by Malefor, he is the sole survivor, or so he thinks(read Raid of Fate chapter in my The Dragon Brother Chronicles story to get the whole info) and he has sworn to avenge his parents by killing Malefor

Name: Sivu-Mate of OnyxtheDragon's OC Delixa

Gender: Male

Sign: Leo

Element: Fire

Age: Human equivalent of 13

Size: about 6 in taller than Spyro and wingspan in 2X as big

Body: Main-red Underbelly-Gold under wings-brown

Has lion’s mane: Color-Black

Likes: Fighting, racing, LOVES flying, friends

Dislikes: Reading, HATES bullies racists etc

Personality: friendly, adventurous, competitive

Tail Design: tuft of fur

Attacks: Inferno-Summons searing hot flames & sends them toward the enemy, binding them in a blazing ball of fire, burning and damaging them badly

Scorch-Body sets on fire & speed quadruples (now melee attacks are much stronger & fire creates a shield so he takes less damage) All Fire attacks are now 10X stronger (effect lasts 5 min)

Fury: Reign of Flames-Sky becomes dark and HUGE fireballs rain down from the sky & sears any enemy that gets hit by one (lasts 1 min) (fireballs will avoid allies and self) (after attack is finished, automatically has same status as when using Scorch, but only lasts 2 ½ min)

Bio: back when he attended a dragon high school no one knew what an Astrolo Dragon was, and he was teased and bullied because of his mane, and the fact that he was a good singer, in the school a male being as good a singer as he was frowned upon and so he hid his talent as best he could. after he graduated he eventually became the lead singer for Drakin Park(dragon version of Linkin Park) and he wore his mane combed over one eye, then, in the middle of one concert, mid song, he lost his voice. he recoiled in shame and the band disbanned, ever since he has worn his mane like any other Leo Astrolo Dragon, and only sings to his close friends, and not even they know of his previous life.

Name: Hodari (means Brave in Swahili)(From: Lion King)

Parents: Kovu and Kiara

Species: Lion

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Personality: Brave, kind

Appearence: Mane is red, main fur is dark brown with golden highlights. His mane has small tints of black to it. He takes after his father in muscles. His are a good bit thicker than most lions his age. He is already a bit taller than Kovu. His paws are broad and large. His teeth are well kept and extra sharp.

Bio: he has always been larger than most lions and at this age is already as large as Mufasa, and still yet not done growing. because he is so large cubs are afraid of him, despite his kind nature, and he feels sad about this

Name: Muskumo(Lion King char, forget what his name means...)

Parents: Kovu and Kiara

Species: Lion

Gender: Male

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Personality: very caring and protective of his brother, Hodari

Appearence: White fur and mane, normal size for his age, but has scars all over his body.

Bio: he is the brother of Hodari and cares deeply for him. three years ago he was kidnapped by humans. each day for those three years the humans whipped him, leaving permanent scars that make it painful for him to even move, he finally escaped after the three years, returning to the Pride, but a changed lion, now much more careful and understanding of others.

Name: Diablo, Guardian of the Dark Realms

Species: Saarloos Wolfhound

Age: 8

Gender: Male

Personality: Very serious, and likes to make sarcastic comments, badass. but he cares deeply for others though he does not blatantly show it.

Appearence: Black fur with red eyes. on his chest he has a bunch of gray fur in the shape of a skull, this skull glows softly when someone he knows is in danger of dying.

Bio: 15 years ago he was trapped in the Dark Realms by an evil sorcerer, along with his family. his family died upon entering the Dark Realms but he did not. he aged slower in the Dark Realms so he is older mentally than physically. he didn't want any other creatures to die at his paws, so he swore to protect the Dark Realms and everything in it, eventually he was freed and can now go in and out of the Dark Realms freely.

If you want to use any of them in a Story please let me know first and also, please, if you can think of anything I should add, let me know.

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Fked up




Honestly I'm Fine!

Quiz/Survey Type of Things

Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

(note: please don't make fun of my kind of music, it is very out of the ordinary for a teen)(I've put a bunch of new songs on my iPod so I re-did it.

1. How does the world see you?

Canadian Idiot: the second part makes sense ^.^

2. Will you have a happy life?

Make a Wave: so...if I make a wave in the ocean I'll have a happy life? 0.o

3. What do people really think of you?

We Wish You Weren't Living With Us: exactly!

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Can You Feel the Love Tonight: apparent;y so!

5. How can you make others happy?

I Want It All: who cares about their happiness, I'm the only one that matters. ^.^(my iPod hates me right now)

6. How can you make yourself happy?

How You Remind Me: umm...no comment

7. What should you do with your life?

Simple and Clean: aww...divorce... :(

8. Will you ever have children?

Heartbreak Hotel: I guess so ^.^

9. What is some good advice for you?

Blister in the Sun: umm...*whacks iPod* gimmie something that makes sense!

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

I'm a Believer: yes, I believe dragons should exist!

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Telephone: umm...I don't really go to clubs...those people must be morons

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Suspicious Minds: I guess that those people were a little TOO suspicious of my motives

13. What type of men/women do you like?

One of Us: sooo...apparently I like people who are nothing like me 0.o

14. What is your day going to be like?

Mr. Brightside: umm...wtf?

15. Why are you here?

Dirty Little Secret: that you will never know

16. What will people remember you for?

Hound Dog: *malicious smile*

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

Naturally: umm...idk if this is good or bad...0.o

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

Dance With the Devil: yea, that's right! I dared look him in the eyes! what now bitches?!

19. What will this year be all about?

Don't Wanna Think About You: think about who? I'm not telling :P

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Blow Me Away: wait, on second thought, Don't! I'd fall off a mountain!

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Breaking Free: of the pointless thing called life.

22. Your message to the world:

So What: yea, I'm a geek, so what, I'm the GOD of geeks!

23. Your deepest secret:

Scream: that's right, FEAR ME!

24. Your innermost desire:

Found a Way: to make it true

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

I Just Can't Wait to Be King: oldest, AND newest!

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Right Round: the corner is a beautiful tomorrow.

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Osama Got Run Over By a Reindeer: because he should!

28. Right now, your feelings are:
Hanging By a Moment: a thread is more like it!

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Scherzo di notte(background music for Kingdom Hearts): same as last time, YAY ANIME!

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

Easier to Run: before he hits me with mud!

32. Your friends describe you as:

Love Will Find A Way: they believe in me, I don't

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

34. Your philosophy in life is:

One By One: One By One, we rise against evil

35. Your farewell message to the readers of this:


Wow, my iPod hate me T.T

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?


2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

NO, what do you think? of course!

3) How many houses have you lived in?

I lost count after like 10

4) Favorite candy bar?

let's see...umm...tough decicion...Twix I guess, though I love reeces and three musketeers too

5) Favorite shoes?

I ain't a girl -.- I don't obsess over shoes

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

nope! *looks back and fourth suspiciously

7) Least favorite school subject?

DIE HISTORY DIE!!!1!!!111!!ONE!!!

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?


10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Thankfully no but I'm afraid to...I almost did recently

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.


12) Favorite genre of music?

Hmm...tough choice...rock I guess

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Saggitarius, and just for fun, on the Chinese side I'm a monkey!

14) What time were you born?

No idea

15) Do you like beer?

I'm never gonna have alcohol in my life so...NO!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Sadly, no.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Don't have one

18) Are you sarcastic?

No! of COURSE not...dumbasses. (XD)

19) What are your favorite colors?


20) How many watches do you own?

one, but the batter died

21) Summer or winter?

Another Winter(anyone who gets the reference gets a cookie)

23) Favorite color to wear?

None, I don't really obsess over my clothes

24) Pepsi or Sprite?


25) What color is your cell phone?


26) Where is your second home?


27) Have you ever slapped someone?

No, but my step dad is 16 years overdue

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

funny you should ask, I just got my first filling yesterday

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?


30) How many video games do you own?

-.- please don't make me count them all (gestures to bookshelf filled with video games, books, DVDs and VHSs), and that's only SOME of the video games

31) What was your first pet?


32) Ever had braces?


33) Do looks matter?

* no!

34) Do you use chapstick?

*buzzer sounds*

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Mr. Shaw, Ms. Dutton, Ms. Shaw

37) Are you too forgiving?

sadly so...damn my kindness

38) How many children do you want?

two, I hate my siblings sometimes but I couldn't live without them

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

hot what now? lol jk, but no

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Bagels it's the only breakfast food I eat

41) Do you own a gun?

fires Nerf gun* yep! :P

42) Ever thought you were in love?

oooohhhh yea

43) When was the last time you cried?

a few weeks ago whenone of my chars died in a RP and his family was mourning him (Midnight will me missed T.T)

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Fanfiction45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?


47) Have you ever been in a castle?

in a doctor's office

48) Nicknames?

Can't say without revealing my name ;) but my online nickname is Mid. (never call me Middy or I WILL find you!)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?


50) Ever been to Kentucky?

random state is random! no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

the fofana bumblic? eh, grampa, talk abotu stores from THIS time

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

yep, pretty much all my friends on here, 24/7

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

my mom has a co worker who's name IS actualyl Boo...so...yea...

55) Do you own a diamond ring?


56) Are you happy with your life right now?

...I honestly don't know...

57) Do you dye your hair?

I did once when I cosplayed as Naruto, but it came out green

58) Does anyone like you?


59) What year were you born?


60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

no idea

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?


62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Wendy's, no contest

63) Do you like yourself?

once again, honestly no idea

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Dad, even though I only see him 6 days a month

66) Are you afraid of the dark?


67) Have you ever eaten paste?

what kinda sick kid does that anyway?

68) Do you own a webcam?


69) Have you ever stripped?

0.o...I'M ONLY 17!

70) Ever broke a bone?


72) Do you chat on AIM often?

don't have one

73) Pringles or Lays?


74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?


75) Rugrats or Doug?


77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?


78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

-.- I can suck in my gut and stick my fingers under my *sensored*ing ribcage for pete's sake

79) Do you have a birth mark?

yea, but you can only see it when I have a buzz cut, there is one small spot on my head where no hair grows

80) Do you own a car?


81) Can you cook?


82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. one person on this site who's name I will not mention...(*cough*TempestofReach*cough*)

2. My step dad

3. people who try to change others

83) Do you text message often?


84) Money or love?


85) Do you have any scars?

no, but that'd be cool

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

to be done with school

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

hello no!

88) Relationships or one night stands?

are you a *sensored*ing idiot? what do yout think?

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

JF(K lol)
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

oooooohhh yea

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

Rocky what?

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

hate crayons, I'm a colored pencil man

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

either Onyx or Trig...I forget, we love eachother like Brothers

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

come on everyone! S-T-E-P-D-A-D! find out what it means to me!

(I edited song lyrics, the real word is R-E-S-P-E-C-T)

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

Trig and me when we were RPing, same reason as when I last cried

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

Ummm...I think it was ZeitGeistStudios when I went to his house

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?


99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

I don't IM so I'll say txt, Angel

100) Who was the last person that called you?


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"When you have kids i hope they turn out just like you"

26. My mother taught me how to EAT RIGHT
"If you don't close that hole in your chin, I'm gonna tape your mouth shut!"

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch

I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean

I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian

I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot

I READ HARRY POTTER so I MUST worship the Devil

I am a TWILIGHT FANGIRL so I MUST have no life

I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST be a crack-addicted wash-out who can't get published

I am IN LOVE WITH MURTAGH, so I MUST not be getting any

I WRITE ABOUT LOVE so I MUST not have a boyfriend


i like going to church so i MUST be weird

i like the Inheritance Cycle so i MUST not be christan and beleive im going to Heaven.

i listen to SLIPKNOT so i MUST be a satonist.

I have a DISABILITY, so I MUST be uncool

I have ADHD, so I MUST be a lousy friend

I'm a KID, so I MUST always be wrong


"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"- unknown

Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun!


~When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

~I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

~yo mama so fat even Naruto don't believe it!

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

~The below statement is true

The above statement is false

~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

~God must love stupid people...he made so many

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit her again.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~Hi! I'm human. What're you?

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

~Wherever there is life there is love

~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

~Sometimes all we need are each other

~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

~Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

~Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

~When you call us ASSHOLES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?

~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

~We are the people our parents warned us about!

~Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...!

~I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)

~RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!

~Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off...

~Its not that I'm not a "people person"... its just that I'm not a "stupid people person".

~You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!

~I will not be a naughty boy. I will not be a naughty boy. I will not be a naughty boy. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!

~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( I know a lot of these people... now where are those stairs...? )

~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

~I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

~I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

~HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

~ Misstress is the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh crap she's up!"

~Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!

~They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

~It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!

~Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!

~I'm smiling cause I'm your brother, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

~When I die, I'm going to haunt the hell out of you people!

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Stupid warning labels:

On a portable stroller: Remove infant before folding for storage.(what?! that's not fair, babies are much easier to carry that way...)

On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.(not 'advised' doesn't mean it won't be true!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat, silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7, Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, MidnighttheDragon


If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, MidnighttheDragon

If you think that tigers are better than wolves, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
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97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. copy and paste to your profile If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile (for me it's any Lion King movie, mostly Lion King 2)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into walls, doors, or parked cars, or any stationary object, copy this into your profile

If you've ever dropped your laptop, or cell phone, copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile(I WAS FROZEN TODAY!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net or quizilla.com with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the top 5 greatest inventions ever are 1. Electricity, 2. TV, 3. Video Games, 4. Spyro, and 5. Books copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that darkness does NOT represent evil, copy this on your profile(a lot of my chars use darkness, Midnight, Steele(his son), Diablo, and a bunch of others so no, it does not represent evil)

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

if you've ever seen someone cry over spilt milk, copy this into your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him/her and brings him/her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/DUDE drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: people who you can call in the middle of the night with any question

BEST FRIENDS: people you can call in the middle of the night to help you bury a body

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost on their profile and add to the hilartity

Type your name with your knuckles: m idnighgtthedrgon (aw man!)

Type your name with your nose: kji9ejhu8tyytyeratoj (no comment...)

Type your name with your name with your feet: ,iodnmIghyttthjeedragonn (why did I have to pick such a long name?)

Type your name with a pen without looking: mkdnugghtthrfrsguj (how to epically fail at typing your own name, By: MidnighttheDragon lol)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42,Animefreak469, ChibiUlquiorra, Blacksand1, ArktonDartorix, Darthdragon, MidnighttheDragon

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you try to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror. Crazy is when you pretend that cartoon and movie characters are real and you pretend you're turning into one. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something to the list

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you were driven totally INSANE by the long wait for Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days to come out, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, MidnighttheDragon

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna,Darkness Wasted, rockstar2008, KRZR24, NoOneToWorryAbout, MidnighttheDragon

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, aticiia, Parselmaster, Akatsuki King,chm01, The Dragon of the Hill, Wargo, NoOneToWorryAbout, MidnighttheDragon

if you agree, copy and paste ACHMED IS FREAKIN AWESOME! into your profile

"If your hand was ripped-off or had to be amputated for any reason, please raise your hand...oh wait...nevermind..." If you have ever siad something like that, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list:Black Cyrus, MidnighttheDragon

What I wish I’ve known sooner: the door to the next floor in the house of mirrors may not be a door..., Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile (or one of those doors that are made out of glass.)

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. All my friends are insane.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Stargirl844, 6WillhelmBroon-Cherubfan Kattheamazing,MendedDragon, cloethedragoness, MidnighttheDragon

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you still watch old disney classics just for the heck of it- like Beauty and the beast, aladdin, any other fairy tales- and you are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think luna345, and any of my fav authors are awesome copy and paste this into yur profile.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Now that the Copy and Paste stuff is over I can list some authors who i wish to thank for various reasons,

OnyxtheDragon-thanks for reviewing my stories, being extremely nice, letting me use your OCs in my Kingdom Hearts TOD story, and for using Midnight, Shimmer, and Sivu in The Temple Academy Series

Dreamnorn-thanks for always being nice and being such a great writer and friend!

Darthdragon-thanks for letting me co-host in your Total Drama Gamer story

Luna345-thanks for being so nice, and being so good at keeping up with your wonderful stories!

TMHB77-thanks for always being nice, writing AMAZING descriptive stories, and answering all my endless questions about your stories that you already finished

BrokenAngel363-thanks for always being there for me, writing hilarious stories, and being a great friend (camp counsoler)

8MilesThatWay-wow, so much...thanks for being there for me bro. you write amazing stories and also are a great friend, I'm glad we met.

TriggertheDragon-Dude, you are one of my many brothers on this site, and I always enjoy talking and RPing with you, I can't wait till someone invents that teleporter!


Please, enjoy my stories and I do NOT appreciate flames, although I enjoy constructive criticism, as well as compliments!

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Dragon Blood by o Mischief Managed reviews
Full Summary Inside. For three years, Jake Long has fought to protect the Magical World. But thanks to a mysterious curse, and a new foe, things are about to change, and Jake may find himself the ultimate cause of the downfall of both worlds... COMPLETE!
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,104 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Jake - Complete
The Legend of Cynder: Reign of Darkness by Dreamnorn reviews
DISCONTINUED. Cynder's point of view during A New Beginning. It's not easy being a minion of Malefor, and Cynder realizes this on her quest to free him. The soldiers themselves show her what impact he has had. Meanwhile, a new purple dragon is becoming a threat...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Cynder, Malefor/The Dark Master - Complete
Temple Academy by O. Gallan Rager reviews
Four years after Spyro and Cynder defeat the Dark Master, they try to enjoy a peace and quiet at the temple. Soon, more young dragons come to the temple and a new challenge greater than any other presents itself, school.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,564 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009
The Legend of Spyro: Asgard Chronicles by Lumem reviews
Spyro and Cynder are enjoying well-deserved peace after Malefor's death. then they find out that Malefor's only in another dimension. meanwhile, Spyro's human counterpart, a boy named Light, is fighting him as well. Rated for violence, swearing, ect. R&R.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 51 - Words: 145,147 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Spyro, Cynder
Too Many Worlds by FlikFreak reviews
A collection of crossover one-shots, because I have far too many plot bunnies to make them ALL into chapter fics. Ratings and genre vary as much as the worlds do.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009
Lion King: Of Lions and Dogs by Fan Boy 101 reviews
The Pride Landers are about to face an enemy with ultimate weapons they never thought could possibly exists. Only with the help of some "outsiders" will they have the strength to defeat this enemy. But will it be enough? On Hiatus. See profile for details.
Crossover - Lion King & Balto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,828 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Simba, Balto
Bolt: The Tools of War by The Grim Reader reviews
What if Bolt's life in Hollywood was only half a lie. What if the government had actually endowed Bolt gifts beyond just the normal canine companion? What if these powers lied dormant till on unfortunate day Bolt happened to awaken them? Review. (On Permanent Hiatus. Rebooted Bolt: A Dog of Two Tales.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010
The Tales of Spyro: Light over Dark by Twilight Okami reviews
A month after DotD. A great evil has risen from the dead, and the future and present will be twisted to save the realms. Spyro, along with old and new friends must stop the new evil from threatening the very existence of life. Discounted!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,527 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Spyro, Cynder
101 Worlds That Will Never Be In Kingdom Hearts by a.wbry reviews
Sora, Donald, and Goofy get into more trouble than usual when they find themselves in some of the most bizarre, nonsensical, or just plain weird worlds ever introduced to the Kingdom Hearts fandom. unrelated oneshots, crossovers, under revision
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007
Who Let the Dog Out? by Shamalan reviews
What Repede really does when no on is around.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Repede - Complete
American Dragon: Jake Long Season Three by Fudogg reviews
My version of what could happen in a possible third season.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,520 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jake - Complete
Gateway to Balance by Dreamnorn reviews
In a world where demons, angels, and everyone else have been segregated forever, the isolation ends in time for a demon girl to fall for an angelic boy. Can she survive this mythological madness and win his affections? Or will her love remain unrequited?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Helga, Arnold
The Legend of Spyro: Scales of the Eclipse by O. Gallan Rager reviews
Years of Malefor's defeat, Spyro and Cynder enjoy the period of peace through out the land until they meet a strange dragoness named Eclipse who has a dark secret as a new evil arises in the land.Can Spyro and Cynder stop the new evil before it's 2 late?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,447 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Legend of Spyro: Endless Cycle by TMHB77 reviews
Spyro and Cynder have just beaten Malefor, and are adjusting to peace but when the new chronicler Ignitus discovers a disturbing trend regarding the fates of the purple dragons, will it all come undone?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,817 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
Saviour of Shadows: The Final Confrontation by Zac and Artemis reviews
The war between light and Darkness nears it's end. Now, Spyro, Cynder, and a whole army of new, powerful, allies must find a way to bring an end to the darkness. But, one choice could ruin everything, and plunge the world into eternal Darkness...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,726 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
Total Drama Gamer by darthdragon reviews
Review to expand. Read it and tell your friends, and they can be from any game no anime or cartoon etc. thanks
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,669 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Am Drag Plus Two by Fudogg reviews
Request/idea from Spyrofan1. Jake gives Trixie and Spud a portion of his powers. Rated T for torture and some language. I don't own American Dragon.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Trixie, Spud - Complete
Truth or Dare: Spyro Style by Mercy at Dawn reviews
Join us in the wacky world of Truths or Dares. Please send reviews containing truths or dares to keep the story running.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Bolt: Amnesia by AstonMartinLover reviews
Bolt must once again find his way across the country to get home. But this time he has no memory. Please R&R.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Saviour of Shadows by Zac and Artemis reviews
While the battle between dark and light escalades,one will come forth from the darkness to save the world,or engulf it in darkness... Spyro fanfic.Rating is T due to violence,cursing,and"suggestive theme"and such.SpyroxCynder,FlamexEmber,and allata OCxOC.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Bolt: Experiment 3 by AstonMartinLover reviews
Sector X makes a return and creates a 3rd experiment. It loses control and causes carnage in California and Bolt is the only one who can stop it. Please review.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Bolt: Invincible by AstonMartinLover reviews
The sequel to Sector X. Please review.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Bolt: Sector X by AstonMartinLover reviews
While on vacation with his family in Miami, Bolt stumbles into a covert CIA operation that genetically modifies animals. Please review.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Spyro's Reasons by Scarlet Embers reviews
I sit alone, gazing into the depths of a round pool with moonlight on its surface. It is known as the Vision Pool, and can tell a talented dragon of the past, present and future. My name is Spyro, and these are my reasons for dying.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Spyro dies a lot in Legend of Spyro by Zerodius reviews
Spyro, Sparx, and Cynder fail in various ways in the LoS trilogy. Some failures being major, others minor, all of them stupid. Humor fic
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
Growth Spurt by Drakin Kovar reviews
Jake is going through Dragon puberty. Strangeness ensues. Warning: prominently features weight gain, muscle growth, macro growth, and some Macro destruction. An experiment in featuring a different subject matter in each chapter.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Jake - Complete
The Legend Of Spyro: Gale Of Darkness by TMHB77 reviews
The final story in the Black September series, The Dragon Elders disappear and its up to Spyro, with help from his friends to rescue them, defeat the Dark Masters general and put an end to his evil once, and for all. starts at ANB, ends at DOTD.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 98,048 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Duel Disks and Keyblades by FlikFreak reviews
Battle City has finally ended, and all should have been quiet in Domino City. Heartless and Nobodies threaten peace, and it's not long before Yugi finds out that he's not alone in this battle to save his home...
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,691 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
A Possible Dragon by Luiz4200 reviews
ADJL/KP crossover fic. How will a failed attempt to expose the existence of dragons make old secrets surface?
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Not the chosen one by Fragariaphobia reviews
Cynder begans to gain amazing powers more advanced than Spyro's, and Spyro is starting to change as well, one might even say he's acting darker...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
The Legend Of Spyro: Lucifers Kingdom by TMHB77 reviews
Spyro is having flashbacks outbursts of rage, and one disturbing, recurring nightmare. can spyro come to terms with the past? read Love at first sight before you read this if you haven't already. not a sequel, more like a spin-off of Love at first sight.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,083 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: The War of the realms by Mad Guns22 reviews
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
The Legend Of Spyro: Operation DarkStar by TMHB77 reviews
The sequel to black september! Spyro, Flame, and their Human friend Austin must return to the human realms to eliminate, once and for all, the evil that threatens both realms. Now rated T!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Love At First Sight? by TMHB77 reviews
Spyro falls for a dragoness the moment he lays eyes on her, but will she return his fellings? Or give him a taste of failure for the first time in his life?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Spyro: black september by TMHB77 reviews
spyro gets sent to the human realms, but on his way back, one is accidentally taken with him. now they both must team up with spyros friends to take on the evil that threatens both realms. COMPLETE!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
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The Legend of Bolt: Raging Nerves reviews
an Alternate Universe story where Bolt and Mittens are dragons and must attend Temple Academy C OnyxtheDragon. Bolt has his powers though cannot control them due to his anger, and the only one that can help him not be alone in the world, is Mittens
Crossover - Spyro the Dragon & Bolt - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Spyro
The Legend of Spyro: Blood Ties reviews
a Sequel to TMHB77's story, The Legend of Spyro: Endless Cycle, written with his permission.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Spyro, Flame
Man's Worst Friend reviews
a poem based on 8MilesThatWay's story XCIX
Bolt - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
The Dragon Brother Chronicles reviews
What If Sparx became a Dragon, would he be more helpful to Spyro, or would he just get in the way? 'T' for safety Co-Writen with OnyxtheDragon17, full title inside
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sparx
Belt of Fire: Spyro's POV reviews
what the title says.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Belt of Fire reviews
a poem on the Belt of Fire.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Spyro - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: The Strange Creature reviews
This is a 3rd game parody i began to write before i even knew that they had began making DOTD. *warning contains weight gain*. this is my first spyro story and second story on fanfiction. Please take it easy on me. and no Flames...EVER... ty!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Forgotten reviews
A poem written by me about Cynder's past, enjoy! Please R&R and no flames please!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Cynder - Complete
Timon & Pumbaa & Pumbaa & Pumbaa & Pumbaa reviews
i wont say much cause i dont wanna reveal the main idea yet but lets just say...part of Pumbaa's past is revealed. rating for safety
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Pumbaa, Simba
Dragonmorphs reviews
Animorphs American Dragon: Jake Long crossover
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008