Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.
Note to anyone who cares: Okay So good news to all who like my stories. I'm back and have been slowly but surely putting together the story line for all of this.I have rebooted, Twists and turns as Shifting Sand. Bear with me please and I'll keep you updated the stories. Love you all - Ashe
I'm me so what else is there to say? I love Anime and I love to write anything that comes to mind. Oh, and I love yelling out random words that's just who I am. PANCAKES!!
Just because it says I'm in Canada does NOT make it true. I'm in the U.S but I am of Canadian decent.
5 reasons why I was late
My clock ate it's cord so my alarm didn't go off, then I went to go put on my make up
only to find that my reflection had run away from my mirror with my make up. I then I
went down to breakfast only to find that the plate ran away with the spoon so I didn't
get to eat. My horse bridle then broke so I couldn't catch a ride so I waited for my sister
to open the garage so I could use my bike to go 11 miles to the school. I found I had a flat tire .
And so here I am eight hours and twelve minutes late and the school isn't even open.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your
5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.
9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is Sarah I am but three,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
School security is going down hill as more and more people attack schools. A friend of mine from kindergarten threatened to kill my teacher for not putting him on honor roll. School was shut down the next day because the kid attempted to come into school with a gun like he said he would. His parents abused him for not getting straight A's.
If you ignore this then you know you have no heart but if you read it then you've been blessed with a very large, kind and careing heart.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have have almost no heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
I posted this due to the fact that reminded me of a friend who was going to bring a gun to school. I was one of the people that hung around Wayne and he hadn't taken his medication. He almost came to school to kill his friends and his teachers. We got lucky due to the fact that he met Devon and married her. Devon is now dead and buried along with their three month old twins. Wayne did kill someone. His own family.
A True Story
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Never have and never will try any form of drug. I refuse to ever get drunk again as well.
98 per cent of teenagars have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that haven't copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list please: Flower in the Desert, G-forcemember45, Zillah 91, NightWolf214, Cowgirl101, gaaragal17,
I was to scared to not copy this to my profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
A few years ago I had a friend who was being hurt at home I tried to help only to have her tell me to stop and that I would only get hurt. The day she was saved was the day they found her diary. In it was a poem and it went as follows:
crying is wHat i do bEst
It took us all a while to figure out why on earth certain letters where the way they where but we did. If you put all the capital letters together they look like this : HELPMEHERAPEDMEAGAIN the finished product was HELP ME HE RAPED ME AGAIN. I almost killed her mothers boyfriend. May that sorry SOB ROT in prison. this message was the key to putting him there.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
You say BABY PINK
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat,sakura-sasuke-together, Princesssayuri1, VampireToshiro,TeardropsOfAnAngel, Fourteenth Guardian, xless.then.three, xxbochiboxx, SapphireShadowCat, Kuroi Bara-676, Heyfunnygirl, gaaragal17,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Angelaurora7777(obssessively and almost nonstop, i could spend my entire day reading fanfic), xXdei-deiXx(lol i'm a fanfic addit and im damn proudXD), xxbochixx ( I went until 9:00 in the morning till 2:00 the next day :D nonstop! except for eating...), SapphireShadowCat(denying possessive behavior to the computer. Surviving only on a sugar high reading DeiSaku fics. XD,..., Kuroi Bara-676, Heyfunnygirl, gaaragal17,
If your one of the people who like to copy and paste these things on to your profile. Copy and paste this on to your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say to the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now? Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." Or “who, me? Why of course! We have a club T-shirt too!”, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, WolfChibi-Chan, Xerxes93, BlueMoon-Hime, Kuroi Bara-676, Heyfunnygirl, gaaragal17
If you think that Itachi should come back to life, slap Sasuke and take him back with him because he realised that Sasuke is a psychopath, C&P this to your profile.
If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile
If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... (L!!)
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Guns don't kill people. I do. Mwuhahha.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
Smile. It confuses people.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
Being normal is overrated.
Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Killing gnomes with sporks!
Would you like a cookie? So would I
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl
Excuse me, what drug are you on.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.
I speak whale.
Now come here so I can lick your face.
Christianity: the belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...It makes perfect sense...Yeah.
That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.
YOU GAY FAG!! HAHAHA I just called you a happy bundle of sticks!!
My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off.
You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.
Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.
You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Orochimaru! Sasuke's done! Should I turn the oven off?
With a stoplight, Green means Go, Yellow means Slow, and Red means Stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means Go, Green means Whoa Slow Down, and Red means Where The Heck Did You Get A Red Banana?!
When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!
I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.
Stalkers are your best friends, they just hide behind trees more.
I am on the way to world domination... just let me finish drinking my chocolate milk.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
“First they make you excited, then they make you drowsy.”
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
Are you a bad side effect of my medication?
Friends: help you move a couch
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Being a ninja and wearing bright orange is like giving a pedophile directions to where your kid sleeps at night.
As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!
"A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (I'd rather have brains!)
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Note to anyone who cares: Okay So good news to all who like my stories. I'm back and have been slowly but surely putting together the stry line for all of this. Unfortunantely my fiance and I are moving to try to give our child a better life than we had so the internet is still gonna be an issue. bear with me please and I'll keep you updated on the baby and the stories. Love you all - Ashe
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